Coworkers start talking about videogames

>>Coworkers start talking about anime
that's easy. just ask him what's his favorite cunny

>coworkers start talking to you

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>coworkers want you to look at something funny they found on the internet

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>coworker shows you their wojak collection

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>coworker starts talking politics while I am on my ds

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my boss is a super by the books talks about work only kind of guy. the dude no joke comes up to me the other day ¨hey man you heard of sekiro i´m a bit of a speed runner i beat bloodborne in 3 hours flat¨ i´ll never look at him the same again

>coworkers kid asks me if I play video games

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Because he's better at videogames than you?

Sounds about right. Speedrunners are turbo-autists.

>coworkers start talking about Sneed

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>Doors

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Fuck off with your nigger music

>Ay man you play video games? You look like a gamer. You playin that Anthem? You playin Apex or are you a Fortnite guy?

>start a new job
>"Yeah MGSV was cool..."
:)
>"...but right now am playing Black Ops 4"
:(

I was asked if I bought Anthem and when I said no the guy literally looked like I shot his dog. He was like "Whaaat?! Why not?" I just said "I uh... heard it didn't have much content..." and then he went off on a tangent on how much hours his cousin dumped into that shit so I just said "Oh, sounds cool."

>bruh, lately it's all battle royale for me. Chicken dinners right? Haha
:(
>just need something a little more mindless after finishing my tourist playthrough of Nethack last week nawmsayin? But I still gotta get my dorf fort on from time to time nawmsayin haha dawg
:O

>coworker tries speaking with me at all
>give short answers
>they learn only to talk to me when asking a question about WORK

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>parents start asking why you're still single

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This racist muslim guy at my work place, some prick who nobody likes, he asked me once 'do you go to war?'. Eventually I got out of him that he was asking if I play Call of Duty.

Get over yourself.

>engage in conversations because I'm not autistic

>coworkers start talking about fetishes

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Retard

Based

This is literally the most normal thing in the world unless you work with literal boomers

>2019
>not being perma NEET
kys wageslave

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>coworker talks obsessively about jacking off
Dude calls it the "old spitshine".

>hide my powerlevel for weeks at new job
>coworkers start randomly talking about futa hentai and nude mods for steam games
>realize I have fucking nothing to worry about

>coworker watches youtube videos and twitch streams all day
>full volume, no headphones

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The amount of young normies who bring up sex as quickly as possible when meeting for the first time is alarming. Open discussion about sex, masturbation, fetishes and so on has become normal for people who are only somewhere between strangers and acquaintences.

>coworkers talk about how weird I am not realizing I’m in the break room behind the divider

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>friend alerts me that coworkers were called into a quick meeting just to be informed that I'm not weird, I'm 'shy', and they should all treat me extra nice and always say hello to me
>he used to work at my workplace and learned so by attending a party with people from my workplace who were laughing about me

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That would actually make me quit.

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>Mexican asks if you watch DBZ
Why do I look like such a fucking nerd, Yea Forums? I'm clean, not fat, always professional.
What more can I fucking do?

You win

It's not you, Mexicans are just obsessed with anime.

No one has ever liked me so I don't care, it hurt when I first found out but I got over it.

I wouldnt be able to work there after knowing that

Are you full aspie or actually just a bit quiet? What sort of job is it?

They can tell I'm a weeb. It's not like I let that shit out of my room. I don't even own a single piece of "nerd" paraphernalia.
But two Mexicans have already asked me about it. I don't even like DBZ.

>coworkers start talking about relationships

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>user seething because he's 18 hours in and hasn't even gotten past the mensis frenzy

>so beta you choke while talking to autistics on a Chinese cartoon forum

I think I have aspergers, maybe even high functioning autism, but I don't want to find out. It's a shelf stacking job at a supermarket, I was a NEET for seven years after dropping out of high school and then my friend basically landed me this job because they were absolutely desperate. In the interview I stuttered and sweated and had to apologize over the question 'tell me about yourself', and told the truth to such questions as 'what have you done for the past few years' to stunned silence each time. Then I accidently said 'when I get the job' instead of 'if I get the job' because I knew no one else had applied. I could never ever have got a job by myself so I can't leave this one, so I not only don't care about what they all think of me, I actually can't afford to care.

"what about you user do you have a girlfriend?"

>accidentally miss some online homework for a college class
>Indian professor asks you about it because you're such a good student and asks if your girlfriend kept you out
I was nearly fucking sweating after that.
I'm so fucking lonely and pathetic.

>coworkers jab at me, telling me I need to talk to women and stop being a virgin
>keep telling them no because I'm an autist with nothing to offer but a dangerously unimpressive penis
>coworkers start making fun of me, constantly joking that I, in fact, have a large penis
I've accepted my station in life, why can't they leave me to fester and die

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>the office roastie talking to the office drunk about giving good blow jobs in the lunch table after everyone just left except for me playing in my Bing Bing machine

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>in breakroom with two other coworkers
>casually talking about relationships
>I tell them one of the stockers is kinda hot
>"lol user, I didn't know you were a fruit"
>assistant manager is standing at the doorway with a shit eating smirk on her face
>have to put up with her all day tomorrow

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not the most pathetic guy I've seen by fa
don't worry dude you're not that bad

I'm an autistic sperg and even I can tell you confidently that penis size really, genuinely doesn't matter. Just look at yourself. Unless you're a specific sort of shallow asshole, you really wouldn't care about the size of a potential girlfriend's boobs. Sure you'd like big ones, or for them to look exactly how you prefer, but you wouldn't actually care. It's the same for women. Unless they're a specific short of shallow asshole, the size of your dick isn't going to matter at all. Sure they'd prefer a bigger one, but they don't actually care. In fact, most women care more that their boyfriends/husbands are worried about the size of their own dick. You need to believe this, the world is a bad place for sure and people are shit, but this is an area that's really been muddled by pornography and social media.

Working nightshift in an warehouse and being the only white guy there was a nerve wracking experience but goddamn if I didn't have fun.
>supervisor calls us to center of warehouse for an announcement
>five of us arrive to see him on a platform forklift, already lifted up high in the air to tower over us
>raises his arms quickly
>"I AM THE PRINCE ...OF ALL SAYIANS"
>black dude next to me shakes his head
>"Nigga get the fuck down 'fore you go bustin' that shit for your corny ass jokes"
It was this shit on a daily basis

>hey user, you seen the newest netflix show?

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so hardcore

This user is 100% correct. I know this from experience.

I picked the small penis thing as highlight, but I'm really just a boring person. If I get grilled on a date/interview about what I do, all I really have to say is that work my 4 days on, sleep in and game on my 4 days off, and then wait to work again. I don't have so gimmick that would keep anyone interested like looks or athleticism, and I keep trying to tell them that, but then they keep up their jokes of looking at my pant leg and telling me that "it's hanging low". Bunch of pricks.

>got to take a cheeky whiff of the qt co-worker's casual shoes as she changes into her work shoes
Latinas>asians when it comes to smell btw, asians don't leave any smell at all

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play fortnite with him you absolute fucking retard. you can get promoted by being a "friend" of his.

I dont get it

Sounds great

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his boss might be a lazy fuck but no bussiness owner is that stupid

> coworkers know i play games
> they each play about one game and talk to me every morning about them
> hey cool i guess
> never ask me what i'm playing
> try to give recommendations but they don't listen

They don't know what to say so they make a joke of it that's all, they're probably not trying to hurt your feelings.

Man that sounds like a fucking blast
I used to work in a moving warehouse and because of my social ineptitude and retard strength I only got along with flips. Lots of them were weeaboos or into gaming
Almost everyone else was a weak ass uni student who was looking for easy money, and most of them quit within the first two weeks.
On quite shifts we'd actually take turns playing XCOM on one of the guy's laptops, and its all we'd fucking talk about while working.
The warehouse manager hated it at first but got used to it because we'd actually get shit done.

Sounds like a golden opportunity to me.

I used to work the night shift at an airport loading cargo planes. The work sucked but it was kinda fun just because of dumb shit like that. Half my coworkers were mental cases though.
We had one guy with some serious anxiety issues that would have a meltdown if anything went even slightly wrong. Like if a container got stuck (happened all the time) he'd start sweating bullets and eventually he'd be screaming obscenities while trying to free it. He'd quickly go back to normal after things got worked out.

>worked in retail
>mostly work in the morning so my coworkers consist of older 50 year old women
>tell me I'm so cute and ask me every week if I have a girlfriend
>tfw havent had a gf in 4 years and am SO LONELY AND HORNY AAAAAAAH

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>but no bussiness owner is that stupid
in-house promotions are 50% being a bootlicker, 30% skill and 20% luck because they didn't hire from outside sources

How did you end up like this user?

>it's an anime about a super perverted guy who steals the girls' panties and tried to fuck them but fails. It's so funny.

Andrew, if you read this please stop telling people you just met you watch shitty basically porn anime.

>coworkers start talking about relationships

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APPPPLEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEED

>it's a video longer than a minute

It's honestly scary how true this is. No one seems to play anything besides the most popular thing. It'd be nice if you at least heard someone say their favorite game is Alan Wake or Civ 4. Something that isn't the most generic answer at least.

If I can get another job, I aspire to be you.

Fuck the 50 year olds. They gotta know some dirty shit

>they keep looking at your reaction so you're forced to laugh

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FUCK YOU JASON GO FUCK THAT BITCH YOU FOUND ON BUMBLE AND LET ME DIE IN PEACE. YOU'RE THE BIGGEST SCUMBAG DEGENERATE I EVER MET, GO GET LAID A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE WORK NEXT WEEK. WHY DO I EVEN LET YOU COME WITH ME ON PATROLS FUCK

From that info I think being a NEET just rotted your brain's social skills. Keep trying user, it gets better.

Yep. And when a new guy gets hired I hear "that's user. He doesn't talk much."

Sheltered to the extreme by my mother, to the point I didn't go outside with my friends for the first time until I was fifteen years old. Her firstborn was a stillborn and I think it drove her a little insane, she does weird and disturbing things like compulsively apologizing if I hurt myself (like knocking my arm against furniture or something). Because I was cooped up inside and probably have some form of autism, I did useless and hugely time consuming stuff throughout my summer holidays like make my own trading card games of about 300 unique, individually cut out cards, or my own visual novels in powerpoint presentations with 500 slides and thousands of hyperlinks and art made in MS paint, and my mom would hugely inflate my ego by celebrating them and insisting I'm a genius. When my one friend would come over and I'd show them to him, if he said anything like 'this is boring', my mom would snap at him because it would turn out she was spying on us from outside my bedroom. Loads of stuff like that.

>you need to be a bootlicker to get promoted
out of touch boomer detected

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I actually had my 100% normie coworker surprise the fuck out of me one time. Videogames came up and he started talking about Shenmue, and said it was his favorite game ever.

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>accidentally shit myself at work
>as a shelf stocker/delivery receiver for a makeup retailer in a busy mall
>surrounded by literal 10/10 coworkers who already mock me for being weird
>I try to dash it to the nearest bathroom but my boss stops me asking me wtf am I doing(she's into the gossiping against me too)
>her fucking face flares up in the most smug expression I've ever seen as she realizes I'm dripping shit from my leg seam, and smell like shit to begin with
>bursts out laughing and calls the cashier girls(who literally don't do shit at all)
>fucking start crying as I run to my car and don't come back
WHY AM I LIKE THIS
WHY WHY WHY WHY

if all the wageslaves die then who'll pay taxes to give you your neetbux though?

I got my promotions at my job by working my ass off and keeping myself as visible as possible. If that counts as being a bootlicker, I don't know what to say.

>co workers start talking about me behind my back

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Five weeks ago I finally understood these threads
>"Hey man, what games you excited for?"
"Devil May Cry 5"
>"Never head of that one"

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>coworker is a Yea Forumstard
>will talk about Dark Soul, Enter the Gungeon, or XCOM for 90 minutes straight with no interruption
>just sit and nod occasionally going “oh yeah that’s cool”
>just want to play Mario
Hardcore gamers are the worst I’m glad you’re dying out

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Very sad lad, I hope you can rebuild the self confident to start again in a different workplace. Young women in retail are vapid normies earning money on their way to having no identity at university, don't worry about them.

Holy shit dude I'm sorry. Not him but anyhow I got into washing cars for a living, it's not a bad gig. I'm awkward too but generally friendly with everyone as it's a relatively small company compared to large corporate places and I am glad for that. I get my work done and bullshit with some of the techs, pretty easy and not too demanding. Contact with dumb fuck customers is rare but every now and then a cunt comes along and I just tell them to talk to someone that can help them

xD you tell him!
upbased post

Retards don't know how to whisper.
>coworker has crush on me and talks to tyrone about it
>tyrone says I have small hands and feet so I must have a small dick
I never even thought about my hands before that.

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>coworker has funkos all over their desk

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Carwashing sounds okay. Anything that's not retail is okay if you ask me, I don't care how it pays. At least it's different.

He only mentions you have a small dick because that's a funny response, and as a male, he's innately offended that a female is telling him she likes another male. Don't worry about it, and also refer to this post:

>coworkers start talking about hentai

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>coworker talks about super robot wars
>marry him 3 years later

kino

>Jeez, why aren't you laughing user?
Pepa_the_pig_listening_to_metal_music.webm

>coworkers start talking about which one is a bigger lolicon
I am the biggest lolicon at my work but not a single person there will ever fucking find out because I would never fucking even acknowledge I know what loli is.

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What's the planned reaction if one of them shows you some art? Call them a sick fuck?

FBI OPEN UP

'member when hiding your powerlevel was a thing?
this is why, you don't wanna expose yourself to the posers

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Also car detailing (interior cleaning) can be calming and rewarding, giving you that nice sense of pride after making a shitty car look close to brand new. It doesn't take much to get started either, the going rate for pro details is 200-250 so if you're inexperienced just do good enough ones for 100-125.

That said get out of your comfort zone, ease back on the porn, and just get some fresh air and exercise. Inner calm = outer calm, friend

>there's a 45ish mommy at my work whos tits are literally bigger than the "large breasts" tag on hentai websites who always adjusts them near me
>does all the sweetie talk and shit

Is it possible in the real world to ask someone out whos 10+ years on you? Especially without causing workplace gossip, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna try I got nothing to lose

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>Boss plays ff14
>Join his free company
>He's into rp
>Visit Ul'Dah rp bar with him
>Things get cuddly
>He tries fucking erp foreplay
>Dead fucking silence between us the next day
>He looks at me
>I look at him
>Smiles
I thought about quitting my job.

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Basically. In my head I'll remember the absolutely degenerate preggo loli gangbangs I've fapped to, but I will never in a million years let them know about it.

Fucking exactly. What the hell are they thinking?

Just do it faggot. Persue your own happiness, fuck the judgers.

Go for it, older women are thrilled by younger men taking a sexual interest in them.

What I've noticed is people literally only play 1 or 2 games. For thousands of hours.

When I bring this up, people just say I have ADD.

Now let me say, I've always had ADD, took Ritalin since I was 8, tried other stuff like Lexapro. Stopped the drugs at 24 and I manage with exercise and meditation pretty well now, so there is that. I do have it. Your accusations are correct.

But how can you honestly, seriously, play the same game all the time. Doesnt that get boring as fuck? It's the same shit. Every day!

I decided to be honest when asked what I'm playing and they quickly informed me it's ok to be poor but RPGs and rail shooters arent real games.

House of the Dead Scarlett Dawn and Sound Voltex at the arcade and Record of Lodoss War and Dirt 4 at home by the way.

Yeah, act shocked. Tell them about muh children and how serious it is.

Damn I would have to move to another state if that happened to me

>having a job
pathetic really

>co-workers start talking about marriage

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Never had an ADD diagnosis despite having been mentally checked out for literal autism, but I agree with you.
I think a lot of people suffer from anti-ADD, it's sad to watch. Like eating the same meal every day instead of trying new things and doing something different.

How can you "accidentally shit yourself"? How does that even work?

One guy I worked with is a mid 30's boomer and said he just plays LOL. But he used to be a hardcore fighting game player. He was still a cool guy and I liked working with him even though he sucked at his job.

>coworkers start talking about burning man again
>the only one they've been to
>several years ago

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Most people that "play games" play a few f2p games for a billion hours. Its why MOBAs, BRs and come mobile tier games like Hearthstone became big. Because they are insanely accessible to normies that don't know what a proper videogame is.

some games can last thousands of hours, especially multiplayer ones with shitty mobile game progression systems like destiny for example, or overwatch if you've never played an fps in your life and since most people don't pirate games they try to get the most out of their purchase

I put hundreds of hours into games but those people sound like cunts
>RPGs and rail shooter aren't real games
Yup.

Replace SRW with morrowind and you'll have my story.

>coworkers start talking about sex

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Shoulda done it to be on the fast track to promotion.

>coworker asks if I know Jojo bizarre adventures
>reluctantly say yes
>he immediately start saying "ZA WARUDO" & "ORA ORA"

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HIDE YOUR FUCKING POWER LEVEL.

You think two hide your power level fags have ever bitched about how boring their co-workers are online to each other?

>in the warehouse round the back, putting crates away
>can hear the big strong guys at work there having a chat
>they're normally talking about sports
>'oh yeah it was savage bro, most fucking brutal beating I ever saw'
>guess they're talking about MMA or something
>'anyway then he switched back to jigglypuff'

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>not being able to converse with your coworkers

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wat?
>I didn't know you were a fruit
implies that you're gay..
>assistant manager
i thought it was the stocker...?
>shit eating smirk on her face
>her
literally what did you mean by any of this?

it's a botched attempt at getting a LONDON, he fucked up the wording

>coworker starts talking about her worthless fucking pets again for the millionth goddamn time jesus fucking christ

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>at community college
>sometimes have to give people my number as professors still make us do group projects despite being in our 20's
>for some reason people start asking me to look over their work as I become know as a "smart guy" for turning in my work on time
>would get texts asking me how ti write essays and check over work

Never reveal your power level. In high school this one kid asked me if I had heard of Berzerk. I told him I heard of it but never read it, which was the truth, and he would bring like a dozen manga every day and try talking to me about it despite me telling him I literally know nothing about it.

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>wanting to converse with your coworkers

Just because you can doesn't mean it's a good idea, co-workers are rat bastards who can't be trusted.

>work my 4 days on, sleep in and game on my 4 days off,

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My nigga

People really love talking about themselves. In high school a teacher almost wrote me up as she talked about her baby for like 15 min and I interrupted her to ask when she would start teaching again to bust her balls.

>they talk about hentai
>but have no idea about doujin stuff
easiest way to expose an ironic weeb

>he doesn't know about the eight day

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>Engineering office
>coworkers all 40 and up
>start talking about how they played quake and UT on the computers in the office before IT took over the office server

I'm angry about IT

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A lot of people have rotating schedules like that, user

>coworkers start talking about going to the casino once they get their paycheck
>again
>for the 20th week in a row
>and then complain on monday how they lost all their money at said casino

It's really sad. Nearly everyone I work with has a gambling addiction. It explains some weird shit I've seen.
>coworker shows up to jobsite with a huge welt on his temple, sloppily covered in a patch adhesive bandage and still bleeding slightly
>someone asks him what happened
>"my wife, she hit me... hehehehe"

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>Aunt starts talking about minecraft
>She thinks it will help her son become an engineer
>Says she thinks I'm into strategy games
>Uncle starts talking about Twitch
>Starts talking about this "Ninja" that his son watches
>Proudly declares that his son is in the top 500 in Fortnite

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>autistic new coworker that's shadowing me starts telling me about some game
>for 1.5 hours
>mfw he starts describing the palette swap enemies using color HEX codes

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what game was it?

>People that bad with money get married.

Do you work at walmart? That sounds just like ulililia.

One of those anime-style Metroidvania games or maybe it was some anime indie RPG. I can't remember honestly.
It was a call center, actually. I was in a Hell within Hell.

Based engineering boomers.

>>"my wife, she hit me... hehehehe"
What did he mean by that?

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>It was a call center, actually. I was in a Hell within Hell.

>Apply to call center out of desperation
>They don't want me either.

Should I be happy?

Bless your heart.

Boy if this isn't the truth. There's a dude in my office where 90% of his conversations start off by him talking about how fucking stupid people are before going off into this story where he is the only sane one making rational decisions in rooms full of people. The only issue is I've seen this dude's work. I have to edit his shit before we send it off. I know that he commonly makes mistakes, but you'll never hear it in his stories. Some people just like being the heroes in their own lives.

There's only 7 days in the week user.

>yfw everyone itt are coworkers

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>what's megaman?

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I was looking through our vault of blueprints and found a stack of the various games they used to play. I have considered taking all the disks for myself.

retarded ocd faggots

>he owns a business and you don't
sounds like you're just too dumb to appreciate fortnight, honestly

>Gamestop employee asking fellow employee what the best football manager game is

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Depends what you're going to do instead.
Call Centers > Retail Store > Fast Food is typically the accepted ranking of shittiness for McJobs.

yeah and?

Yeah, I know. That's why I said ROTATING schedule. He starts on monday, works until thursday. He's off on friday, saturday, sunday, and monday. He works again on Tuesday.
A lot of jobs do this.

Replace skyrim with cod and that's what my work life is like

>normalfag friends little brother is over
>cod, halo kiddie that is now a teenager
>try to talk about games that arent fucking console shooters
>try to describe playing Galactic Civilizations 3 and how you control economy,research,military and design custom ships ect.
>is that like skyrim?
The meme is 100% fucking true.
Jesus christ how is anything involving taxes, colonization and space battles like fucking skyrim?

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I wish I worked with 10 of myself. Nobody talking, just doing their work as quickly as possible so they can slack off and browse Yea Forums on their phone until they can come home and browse Yea Forums on a real computer. I've never once initiated a conversation in the office. I'm always the dude who gets wrapped up listening to Bill's story about his trip up to Mt. Hood over the weekend until I fake having to get something done soon so I can escape.

I think you're making excuses and only have this issue because you've been shut off from society for so long. It's natural, you're not special.

>same guy always comes in during my shifts
>talk about survival horror
>one day he asks me if I'm looking forward to any upcoming games
>jokingly say I'm preordering RE2make because Leon is cute
>guy goes completely silent
>angrily leaves
>never see him again

memes are either born out of or shape reality. You oughta know by now.

I should have emphasized the "weird shit" more. It was pretty clear he was just making it up to cover his ass, like getting cracked in the head with a baseball bat because he owes money to someone.

>Coworker start talking about a specific anime where a girl gets raped (can't remember name, had something to do with reverse gendered historical figures).
>Talks about it in loud voice in fucking public with moms with kids and elderly folks.
God one coworker of mine is retarded

gayyyyyyyyyy

>Accidentally shit myself at work
How the actual fuck? You deserve to be made fun of.

I met this viet rich guy who played football manager 2016 on his phone, and almost nobody commented on his facebook/IG posts about his vacations in the Mediterranean, luxury purchases, etc. Kind of sad and unexpected for someone with his money and he wasn't autistic either.

Probably fate stay night

>tell myself I'm going to try out a new game over the weekend
>end up spending the whole weekend browsing this shitting board talking about vidya I've already played a million times or some off topic bullshit
>end up never playing the game I wanted to try out
Wish me luck on trying out Castlevania SOTN on my PS4 tomorrow night.

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I worked a schedule like that. Always thought about how much video games I would play on my days off. Ended up always having house work to do, errands to run, and trying to have a very small social life on my days off. Normal monday though friday with video games after work seems easier to me.

lmao

Please tell me that really hasn't to you. If it did, I am so sorry friend...at least it wasn't a Pepe collection

why the fuck are you like this, nigger? go play SotN right now
youtube.com/watch?v=_zB1HelWFNw

>actual retard in the breakroom watching michael bay transformers on full volume earphones off

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>coworkers start talking about reality TV shit, bitching about that no hippity Hop isn’t allowed to be played and slurp over Drake’s cock, proclaiming him to be the man that saved hip hop

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Never happened to me, but according to my buddy he had a coworker who shit his pants at work one time. The dude did it like right in the middle of a group of guys as they were working on some construction project. Dude stands up, says that he's going to go home to get a change of pants, and then never showed back up. Completely vanished.

you're going to get hamburgers for them?

>coworkers start talking about Yea Forums

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You're pretty stupid, aren't you?

>co-workers start arguing on Slack in the general channel

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>the guy who would play inforwars videos on full volume during breaktime from his phone

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It is easier. I really fucking miss my normal ass hours. Sure, it sucked having to wake up at 5am, but that's a minimal price to pay for having the rest of the week to myself. Trying to date or hang out with friends when you work a Swing/Graveyard schedule is a fucking nightmare. Stores are closed when I wake up and when I get off work unless I stay up a few hours later or get up much fucking earlier. The only time I have time to do anything outside of work is on the weekends and I have to pack in as much as I can. I feel like all I do these days is work and browse this horrible site.

>community college
>classmate complains about how a professor would give a long speech and he said it's like a chapter from One Piece

>different class, same guy
>professor talking to a student about a book they both read, something about a funny part in the book regarding a character who has to crossdress
>classmate loudly says he tried crossdressing and loves doing it
>whole class goes silent
To make matters worse, he was also a memespewer.

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>coworkers start talking about sports
>coworkers start talking about politics
>coworkers start talking about their children

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i envy the people who are like this, honestly
i will never be as happy as they are

>co-worker keeps answering questions that are addressed to me when I'm in the middle of answering the question
SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEEEE
he's a good guy but I feel like he tries too hard to act like the smartest guy in our small group

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>35 year old muslim MOMMY co-worker starts flirting with me over Slack

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>find a girlfriend yet, user?

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Working in a warehouse with a small group of people is an underrated comfy job, I feel like neets would really enjoy the experience.

>that guy who sends racist /pol/ memes to the entire state agency

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>pic related when a customer tells me to smile more

i wish i could call retards out like i used to but now i have rent and cannot afford to lose a job now

I honestly can't remember other than he mentioned it had Joan of Arc and Jack the Ripper in it. In his defense I did bring up berserk and goblin slayer but not even close to the rape scenes. Told him I just like the action scenes which started his talking...ever so loudly and in the most inappropriate public setting (grocery store).

>talking to cute girl coworker about random shit while we're doing menial work
>video games come up
>ask her what she plays, sort of half listening and half not because I'm expecting an answer like skyrim or overwatch or some other flavor of the month shit
>turns out she's a huge castlevania buff
>she's currently replaying rondo of blood
>she actually knows her shit and is fun as fuck to talk about vidya with
>add her online, we start spending a ton of time both at work and outside work every single night on 3+ hour voice call talking about different vidya we're playing
>classicvania, metroidvania, 2d metroid games, classic RE (1-3) games, ton of other shit all on original hardware she has
>all of my male friends at that point in time were normies who didn't play any of the kind of shit I played, mostly fotm battle royale shooters
>end up having more fun talking about vidya with her than any male friend I've ever had because she ends up knowing all those games inside and out, has an obsession with 100%ing everything she plays
>this goes on for a few months, her father gets seriously ill and she ends up quitting work and having to move back home to take care of him
>our conversations online get less and less frequent and shorter and shorter as she gets busier and busier taking care of her father
>stops going online completely at some point, don't hear from her ever again
why must life be so cruel

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>yet
What are they implying when they say this?

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>co-workers start talking about memes, faggots like pewdpie and subreddits
>ask me what sites I use
>haha I just look for funny cat pictures on google, listen to music on youtube and talk to my friends on whatsapp
>have a whole folder which consists of /an/ imagedumps to show them just in case
One problem glasses cotton candy haired manager married at 25, she spends time with her husband talking about r/politics and r/science, I fucking shit you not

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It was actually this song that sold me on getting the game:
youtube.com/watch?v=Xv5MAdxxX_8

Wish I could start it up now but I have to get up for work in 6 hours

They're politely asking if you're gay.

>tfw I work a swing shift (1PM to 10PM) and most of my friends work 4AM to 1PM

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Sounds based to me

wow that's awful they should be posting frogs online, like us normal people

Used to work graveyard security at a small warehouse with some really expensive shit inside it. They didn't have a crew around the clock so most of my shift was spent alone reading books or playing games on my phone, but the closing crew would always do shit like this and they were fun to hang around with for the first couple of hours of my shifts. I don't miss the hours, but I miss the work. Easiest money I've ever made in my life even if it wasn't a great amount.

Why didn't you make a move dumbass.

They are subtly insisting that you must breed. Don't fall for it, user.

>Wish I could start it up now but I have to get up for work in 6 hours
then get the fuck to sleep, and keep on listening to the OST

The expectation that you have been trying

>didn't get her digits or ask if she was single
Should of made a move when you had a chance bro. See if she has a facebook and message her, that's how I reconnected with an old gf of mine

>Brother INSISTS to me that he's a "real gamer"
>The only game he plays anymore is Fortnite
>He has not played any other game since Fortnite was released
>Before that, he only played the newest Call of Duty, the newest FIFA, and Skyrim

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It was definitely one of the Fates, then. It's a pretty big franchise.

stupid frogposter

>barely even try at work
>"wow, user is so cool! he's so funny and does such a good job around here"
>get promoted 2 months in
>and again 5 months later
>they don't know i'm into sfw lolicon, feet, anime, JRPGs, jap rock, fighters, penguindrum, or any other seasonal weeb shit

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>had kids tease me for being a virgin
>in high school
19 and in college now, it's nice not having time to talk and get to know people in my classesnow.

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>co-worker attempts to talk to me
>im a sociopath social chameleon
>whatever they say is gold
>I fuck them two weeks later

>coworker starts talking about Apex Legends

Posts like this are as cringy as the person they make fun of, maybe more so.

I honestly don't know, and I kick myself a lot for it now, it's probably going to be one of my deepest, most bitter regrets as I get older. I think part of it was how much fun I was having just talking to her and having her as a friend, on some level I guess I was scared that if I asked her out and got rejected I'd lose that and have no friends I could be that comfortable with talking about vidya and other random bullshit. As beta as that sounds, having a friend like that was a big deal for me as almost all of my other friends were just normies that I pretended to be a normie around but really didn't like or connect with on any level.

>coworker lobs trash into the bin
>frag out!

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don't let it get to you man I didn't get laid until I was in my early 20's

>
>being able to converse with anyone

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>coworkers stop in shock as they notice user is all of a sudden about to kill himself by jumping out the window
>when interviewed they said user was "weird" and "awkward", didn't talk much and smelled funny

I pity you.

hey man you haven't lost her, life just took a swing at her, keep calm and make contact

might be Oda Nobuna no Yabou

I mean you can call yourself whatever you want, but it's a bit dishonest to say "I play video games" when you actually only play one (1) video games.

>get on elevator
>co-worker suddenly slips in
>only two of us on it
>office is on the 19th floor

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>They talk about EA sports games and wanting to buy more microtransactions

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Of course it does you fucking faggot.
Cringe and downboated.

the way you've worded this I can almost guarantee you're gay

>Coworker starts talking about anime
>Make fun of him and mock him, acting like anime is beneath you

Honestly sex isn't a real goal of mine right now. Yeah, it would be nice, nut seeing as I'm a kissless, friendless virgin getting friends or a gf I actually like would be much better.

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>look up futa porn on my phone during break to collect for the night
>new people are being quickly introduced to the office
>"And here's user, hes the most normal one here in the office"

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>tfw no friends because dropped out of school and didn't want to keep in contact out of embarrassment

nice

NEETbux aren't real user
I think I'm learning that the hard way.

i'm not acting tho

lol no bro, that was a female, that you were attracted to. Your dick is already gonna make her seem even more amazing than she really is for any little thing, and the tension would have frustrated you eventually.
Don't be friends with girls you wanna fuck, and don't be friends with girls who wanna fuck you but you don't wanna fuck, it's always tragic.

Working with 10 of myself would be a nightmare. We'd all pretend to work all day and nothing would get done.

Same thing happened to me in high school. Thankfully nobody noticed and I got to leave early because I told the nurse I felt like I had the flu. Before anyone asked, had three cups of jello the night before and a fart waiting for the bus turned into a shart.

Well, to be honest, the only reason I contact them is because we work in the same place. Otherwise I'm in your boat.

is gc 3 good? I liked 2

Nah man, a good relationship is one where the two of you get along and like the same sort of hobbies. Now I'm not saying you need to play the exact same games, but if she really likes one genre and you like another you guys will go far.

>sister is a weeb NEET who read OP in 3 months, and watched the whole anime over the summer
>meet asian co-worker who is a weeb
>jockingly mock her for being into anime, telling her she'll end up like my sister
>she fucking starts to cry
>YES I LIKE ONE PIECE AND HOKUTO NO KEN AND GINTAMA AND I'M IN LOVE WITH ANIME BOYS SO WHAT?
>feel like the biggest trash on earth

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>RPGs aren't real games

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>Work in tiny office with management always around
>Get scolded for not socializing with co-workers.
>On last day manager feels the need to tell me with horrible attempt at concerned tone about how my co-workers have all been insulting me behind my back

I don't get people.

>don't be friends with girls who wanna fuck you but you don't wanna fuck, it's always tragic.
It works out if you're gay

>just to be informed that I'm not weird, I'm 'shy', and they should all treat me extra nice and always say hello to me
Sounds like HR is trying to prevent a shooting

>Yea Forums starts talking about video games.

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That's objectively wrong though. All of that is only really true if you're a sexually frustrated person who either doesn't get laid, or has never gotten laid. It's easy to get past looking at every girl as something you HAVE to fuck once you've actually done it, and you can have normal relationships with girls without having to date them. There was no "I want to fuck" tension while I was talking to her, I was never sexually frustrated, I genuinely enjoyed having her as a good friend to talk about vidya and shit with. When I say I regret asking her out, it's out of the thought that maybe things would've been different and she wouldn't have left, or would've remained in contact.

Name ONE(1) time

>its normie tier pleb anime

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>Yea Forums starts talking about videogames
>it's basically jerking off to AAA fps games ala the act man
>YEAH BLACK OPS IS THE FUCKING BEST
>FUCK YEAH VIDEOGAME DISCUSSIONS HERE ARE BETTER THAN Yea Forums
>YOU DISAGREE WITH US? GO BACK TO /POL/

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>don't be friends with girls who wanna fuck you but you don't wanna fuck, it's always tragic.
elaborate please user. some girl i talk to pretty often and hang out with every now and then confessed and told me she liked me and wanted to date a few weeks ago and i turned her down. it's only been maybe 3 or 4 weeks since that happened and everything seems fine so far, i haven't really noticed any change in our dynamic, still talk to her and play co-op video games every now and then. what do you mean by tragic?

Yeah, it was part of the Fate series I remember. That's all I remember name wise.

What's having co-workers like?
Fuck it, what's not giving up like

"No"
"Really? But you're handsome/cute, why not?"
This is always said asked by someone taken/way older than me/someone who clearly isn't looking to date, if you're curious.

Still, it's a nice ego boost.

But I don't date because I have literal Autism.

literally always the case. i don't mind because i just don't join in because i've never really watched dragonball, naruto, bleach, etc. i bet they would know elfen lied. it was alright

>Manager starts ranting that he preordered one of the special editions of Fallout 76 and is upset with the game
>He honestly expected it to be good

Then why wouldn't you try to date her too and take that connection to the next level?
If you're attracted to her, you best try to seal the deal or you're just gonna be frustrated and regretting it no matter what.

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It is better video game discussion than Yea Forums.
At least it's people who have genuine joy and fun while playing a video game joining one-another in friendly conversation talking about something they enjoy and not a bunch of people acting like they're above a specific group of people that like a series.

jews always try to put employees against their managers. the manager isn't even the big cheese. people are just programmed to do so. the manager is sometimes literally the boogeyman. i was never manager during my 2-3 retail jobs, but i saw all the negativity between worker and manager

Lets say this is true and the hurdle for normies is buying a game with huge upfront cost and actually informing themselves. Would a netflix style subscription based cloud gaming with no cost per game, recs and instant acces make other premium games more popular?

ah yes, the safespace excuse
go on

>coworker starts complimenting you

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>parents stop asking why you're still single
I think this is worse

>the safespace excuse
the fuck does that even mean

>another indian/asian guy is gay for me
>meanwhile none of the girls take me seriously because they assume im gay too

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ty for the laugh

>work at retail petstore
>never mention vidya since work with nothing but females
>one of my managers just flat out asks me if im one of those video gamey guys
>noticeably surprised, figure cant hide it after my face
>ask how she knew
>oh you just look like one like my son
I mean fuck Im a bit pasty but Im in pretty decent shape
Was it the dark circles under my eyes 24/7?

oh, and most retail jobs workers -- well, at least the people i worked with -- were some of the strangest normalfags around. they so want to be normal and party and have a gf/bf and strike it out on their own, and they probably believe that if they are in a job with lots of people going by, they'll become more social and likeable; it's just so fucking weird. it really made me see how "normal" i actually am

>finally got a job
is dealing with coworkers really this uncomfortable?

>they have never read the manga

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You moron, you're literally proving what I'm saying. All you did was say you liked her again in a different way.

No matter how you look at it, you liked a girl, she was attractive, you connected, but you never made a move. If there was nothing to lose, you wouldn't be wondering what could have been, hell you would probably not be thinking about her now but here you are.
It's more than just primal lust, it's getting more out of life, more out of the experience. If you didn't have to be gay to be attracted to men, you'd probably fuck all your bros, there's a reason for that.
Someone with agency, with the means to cease the world, live life to its fullest, someone with BALLS would have made a move. And he'd have a much better story than you to post here.

The moment you stop excusing yourself for that blatant ball drop, the sooner you'll find love by taking chances.

>coworker starts talking about magical girls

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i guess being laid back and using common sense while calling shots makes you a great worker. i wish i knew it was this easy before

Yes, remember they're rat bastards, do not confide anything in them and just nod your head to drama buzzings.

It means, he's a retard with no rebuttal for that point. Discussions here are garbage because it's hardly ever a productive one. Just shitposting. When I spend half my time trying to determine whether or not a post is ironic more than what it's actually saying; it's bad.

Take a picture and I'll tell you what it is

Imagine talking to someone at work and they unironically think frogposting is funny. I think I would probably report him to HR for being a gigantic homosexual right then and there.

>what do you mean by tragic?
You'll see.

don't be a weirdo and you will never get in trouble you retard

My single retail manager(head of store one, rest of the ones under her were 10/10) was a fucking unreasonable cunt who was also severely a fucking hypocrite
Bitch got like 8 weeks of paid vacation a year because she had worked for the company for almost 30 years to

>wojack poster
I'd talk shit to you to your face you fucking cuntstain.

>Bitch got like 8 weeks of paid vacation a year because she had worked for the company for almost 30 years to
I mean, that sounds about right, right?

Always take charge.
Normalfags love people who take charge.

>mfw when coworkers talk to me at all.

No I don't want to hangout or play video games, I have my own friends. I know your life sucks and the only access to friendship possibly for you is through work, but I'm good man. There have been times when I act like I don't even know who they are outside of work, then when questioned about it the next day, I just say I keep my personal life and work life separated.

AND BY NO MEANS WILL I EVER ATTEND A WORK EVENT OUTSIDE OF MY CLOCKED IN HOURS.

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>if you don't validate my opinions you're a retard
ok pusy one more like that and I'm gonna beat your ass with the quickness

it's easier for me because most of my friends are also working the graveyard shift

seething

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>female coworker
>always been kinda weird, doesn't talk too much, always looks sleep deprived, but really pale and with cute blue eyes
>catches me on the computer looking up an article about the new Total War game
>suddenly perks up, says that she's looking forward to it
>tells me that she's always loved strategy games
>tells me gleefully that she always loves doing the same thing, being peaceful while building up her military, and then when other nations start questioning about why she has such a gigantic military and near their borders declares war on everyone until everyone else is dead or her civilization dies
>been talking more and more ever since
Still not sure if I should go for it.

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only if you think yourself somehow above the normies, because you know what the real good video games are so it doesn't matter if you're less happy with your life than they are and people like them more. they're the ones who are wrong, not you

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Heres one my gf took

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Unironically this

What are some good graveyard shift jobs?

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I've felt shitty in the same manner before when I've lost good male friends that have moved away or grown apart from when we grew up and started changing too, I don't think this has anything to do with that. It's about losing a close person who you were comfortable around, had similar interests, who you genuinely enjoyed talking to. I still think about some of those male friends and where they are and what life would've been like if we were still talking too. The world isn't black and white, the fact that you seem to be so awfully hung up on the absolute """truth""" that you can't be friends with a female without wanting to fuck her makes me think that you're probably a sexually frustrated person yourself.

>have made so many jokes both for and against homosexuality that nobody actually knows what I am

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>everyone freaking out because something is not going the way they were hoping
>keep poker face and calmly fix the situation with ease
>go back to what i was doing
>think in my head:

Fucking normies.

A)Don't shit where you eat
B)Cute girl into vidya means she has a boyfriend. If she breaks up with one, she'll have a new one lined up before you hear about it.

If something isnt competitive multiplayer it isnt a real game. This clicked for me recently when I was talking with somebody I knew. And applying it backwards to conversations I've had it's all clear.

He said he "started playing games" when the 360 came out. I pointed out he said he grew up playing Spyro. He said that was just a toy not a real game.

do it

>gf

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Probably the long hair.

You ABSOLUTELY look like you play vidya.

>coworker tries to show me a "funny" meme he found
>it's a shitty normalfag anime show
>from r/anime

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this

shave that "beard" and get a haircut already

>coworkers start making fun of anime

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you can't just say that and then say nothing else about it, user. elaborate

No, she told me she's been single for a couple of years.

Is it possible to have contempt for normalfags and incredibly low self esteem at the same time? Because that's kinda where I find myself.

>coworkers try talking to me
>I just autistically say one word responses and look away hoping they stop

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>Share a lunch table with the people who work retail at my workplace
>Overhear the videogame people talking to each other

It makes my blood boild

honestly think it's your eyes, you look like you strain your eyes on a screen for hours every day

Then the only remaining option is her being legendary level batshit insane so expect your dick to be at risk of being cut off if you pursue.

I did shave it, only kept it for awhile because gf liked it
Not chopping off my hair though user

Dog did you really post your actual real life face on Yea Forums?

>If something isnt competitive multiplayer it isnt a real game

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you also look like you're into metal

It's more effective if you give them a slightly annoyied look and make them feel like they're bothering you every time they try and strike up a conversation

that's called trying to undermine people for the pettiest shit possible because you hate yourself and need to gain ground somehow

>regularly talk about video games and anime with a coworker
>plan on hanging out with him at some point to play Smash
Why is Yea Forums afraid of having friends?

Yes, it's the same here. I want to be them but also want them all to die.

>older co-worker starts talking about anime, after a while I release my full powerlevel only to realise I'm outclassed

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they are actually just really recessed into my head because Im a crack baby and have shit vision and strain them 24/7 to look at anything

If she told you that out of nowhere, she's probably into you.

then enjoy getting called a

>gamer
>stoner
>girl
>faggot

you fag

>coworker starts talking about their sleep paralysis and nightmares

I just say I look generic but kinda obscure game. "I like playing Street Fighter." or "Mortal Kombat's pretty cool"

It's casual enough for people to just think you're a nog and not care.

>Still not sure if I should go for it.
WHY is this even a thought, you should be asking HOW not IF.
DO IT!

Fuck this user, long hair is great as long as it's kept clean and maintained.

Holy fuck this is annoying
I dont care about your stanger shit jesus

couldn't have said it better myself
fuck coworkers
fuck managers
fuck work
and most importantly FUCK WORK EVENTS

>coworker starts talking to me
i tolerate you fucking niggers because i want money. fuck off and just do your fucking job

Oh boy, a megalomaniac.
If she tells you that she doesn't believe too much in politics and just likes the idea of destroying the planet, then she's the one, go for her.

>it's a meeting
>they're repeating the same things again
>it's the same pop quiz again
>i won the quiz
>again

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>talk to coworker about video games once
>he now tells me about "epic kills" he gets in R6 casual matchmaking queue every time he sees me

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>Shitposting on Yea Forums at work office
>call comes in
>co-workers/supervisors family calling every fucking hour and our office phones are connected
>tranfer call to them
>coworker proceeds to have an argument with mother with her office door open or about some drama shit
Fucking seriously? You have a cell phone bitch, stop trying to save minutes and take that shit else where.

>coworker watching anime on his phone without headphones
>high pitched anime girl starts screaming and it echoes throughout the lunchroom

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i'm pretty sure that describes half this website, so yes
again, it's not the normies fault you're miserable. they're just trying to live their lives, and getting upset at them about it is poisoning your brain

Friends can be entertaining at first when I want someone to play video games with or whatever but I genuinely get really bored of people after a little while and end up ghosting them until they eventually get the hint and stop trying to contact me. Usually happens once I've learned everything about someone and we've gone over viewpoints on common interests.

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you do know it's to cover up in front of the boss and not use your cell phone right

base

are they indian?

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You still haven't decided wrether you want to be a boy or a girl? How cute.

are they trying to teach kids that girls have pimples?

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And would you not wish you enjoyed those friends to the fullest when you had them because now they're gone? Not that you didn't or couldn't enjoy them, but any chances you didn't take, in retrospect, you probably would considering you would see it as lost chances to have deeper life experiences.

I'm telling you, that you could have it better, and you're trying to defend yourself instead of thinking about how next time, you should probably at least consider it.

I wish we were allowed to talk about video games on Yea Forums

>Coworkers are older and Chad's
>I am a Manley and have any face to boot
>Make fun of me in the beginning
>But I don't take shit from no one, and take every type of work head-on like a champ and am able to crack some jokes.
>They start respecting me as one on their onw.

Like just be urself guys.

>coworker starts talking to me about his daughter in university after finding out i'm in school too
>tries to encourage me into committing fraud for undeserved university benefits
Fucking viets.

Go for it user. The worst that happens is nothing happens.

>coworker is watching hentai on the toliet

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Don't be yourself, just don't let anyone step on you and people will respect you.

>I am a Manley and have any face to boot
what does this mean

>i'm leaving money on the table
cmon man it's just minor fraud

>coworker watching porn their phone

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I work in logistics and it's pretty nice. We take orders from China so there's a pretty big gap when we don't do anything but watch movies or talk about useless shit.

Protip: most normie girls ask or mention relationships as small talk. It doesn't necessarily mean anything.

Man, just play a goddamn Fortnite with him.
This is literally a free promotions, raises, warranty you keep a job etc.

>make "friend" at work
>he's really just an acquaintance that i work with
>he moves to a different location
>visits every now and then
>ends up getting fired because he stole a ton of money from them
>info leaks to our place
>see him every now and then in public
>don't really talk to him
>he thinks i hate him
>3 am one night
>hear knocking on my door
>open blinds
>it's fucking him
>he has a glock in his left hand
>he's yelling through the door asking why i won't talk to him
>don't respond
>call police
>he gets arrested because he has a warrant
>threatens to kill me next time he sees me
>ok

Fuck co-worker friends.

>not fapping at work
Fucking casuals

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You guys don't know the pain of being into movies. Imagine if instead of having a variety of normalfags who each like their own entry level game, the only thing they wanted to talk about was The Godfather or Goodfellas.

Phoneposting...
I am a manlet*

i would actually quit my fucking job

Geez user.
That really depends on the dynamic between you two, but if it's a stereotypical situation..
>will pretend to be cool about it while secretly having strong, hurt feelings
>will be constantly jealous and crushed when you express attraction towards other girls
>will be devastated when you get a gf
>self esteem shot
She doesn't HAVE to show it to you, infact she will for the most part try not to. Doesn't mean it's not happening and that it wont lead to your friendship having awkward internal conflict at best and it fizzling out completely at worst.

there's gotta be more to that, did you fuck him or something?

What about the second part? What kind of face?

>make a post that gets a ton of replies
>redditor coworker that browses r/Yea Forums tries to tell me about it the next day

Most surreal shit that's ever happened to me.

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>no bussiness owner

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Phoneposters fucking leave

I work one at a hotel, it's usually pretty chill during the nights. One friend works at a factory, he doesn't like the work at all but he gets paid better than the rest of us so whatever. The other guy is a maintenance guy at an apartment complex, so he only ever has to work when there's an emergency, since those are the only times people call at night (unless they're fellow night shift people like us).

>Coworker casually pulls out liquor from a Camelback and asks of anyone wants a drink
I wish I was joking

Shave your beard and you look like a woman.

>tfw laid back job with only a couple other co-workers
>tfw we get to watch a full movie every day during work and have a nice little analysis of it afterwards
Only bad one was Repo The Genetic Opera, I have no idea how the fuck that got past the songwriting stage.

>coworkers start talking about cunny

But I just am like that, I even got into a fight with a co-worker one day, in front of the boss cause he talked some shit about me.
Next day I apologized, he did as well and now we are bros.

joke's on you, my parents accepted that i'd be single forever when i was a teenager

>but no bussiness owner is that stupid

Yes they are.

>Coworker won't stop bringng up /pol/ talking points and talking about the Jews
This was me up until i quit and became a NEET. I only recently realized how embarrassing this is.

Never

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Not him but it's the long hair lmao.
You look like sterotypical anime-vidya watcher/consumer.

Based
Every now and then we go out for beer, feels good working next to a brewery sometimes.

>have no coworkers
Its fucking paradise

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Nah, what feels surreal is posting OC that you end up seeing reposted over and over, even seeing it on shit like plebbit and knowyourmeme a year later. I've experienced this a few times

Sorry, it's late here.
Baby face*

He wanted the D, user

Make me, faggot.
I will work with you and tell some hot girl that you're into some anime shit.

>coworker has a lower power level or is a sperg with a higher power level

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No. He was a gay nigger (black). Never trust them.

I'm aware. I like vagina, not dick.

>see ad for game dev club at university
>check out their informational meeting
>the president asks me if I'm part of the PC master race

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I barely watch anime honestly and its all older stuff like dragon ball or edgy stuff like hellsing
I understand what you mean though in highschool weebs constantly thought I was part of their groups asking me about naruto and shit

>have one coworker
>know him well since i got him the job
>on our off time we talk about programming,video games, and smash.
It's a shame it wont last

we don't bring our online shit into real life and i don't bring my real life shit here. that's how Yea Forums got so cancerous so quickly, everybody had to link all their facebook shit here and post all this shit on facebook, nothing can be separate anymore, everything wants your name and email attached.
everybody tried to be so "cool" by saying "look at this edgy website I know of aren't I more interesting as a person for inviting you and all your normal shit to it???"

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>it was WoT first
>they asked if I want to join
>then plens
>they asked if I want to join
>now it's botes
>now they kind of insist for me to join them
I just want to warframe... although I got 2035'd and still waiting for response from support, I'd rather not play wargayming games.
They also talked about Douk 3D multiplayer. Now this I'd play. Also Cities Skylines for a brief moment.
One of them tried forbnite (dude in his 40s) and was seemingly serious about it, I think he even bought one those forbnite guidebook and battlepass.

>tfw your only co-worker is your actual brother
>tfw you play worms armageddon with him on breaks

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based dad at my work was talking about anime and told us all about an anime where a demon rapes chicks pretty based desu

>boss comes from another town to stay some days in our office.
>Work becomes a fucking nightmare with him around.
>Co-workers suggest we sneak to a secret place to take some break
>Boss finds us in like 5 minutes like he always knew we were there.
>Feel shit for the whole week around him.

Boomer was fucking ass, everyone hated his guts

>when i was young the computer we had was a piece of shit so it would randomly bug audio out when playing vidya
>everytime it did bug out i would restart it and ask my sister to do the password
>she would get retardly mad and angrly smugly ask why the audio bugs out
>i was the only one that played vidya
>family since then thinks all i do on the computer is porn
FUCK you Carrie

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without a doubt

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Based

Well, are you ?

I get really autistic whenever someone mentions anything comic book related.

have you even tried the d tho? maybe you'll like it

>Coworkers all talk about how they are busy making alimony payments
>Meanwhile I'm living with my parents putting 95% of my money into my dividend snowball.

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She seems cool

>coworkers talk about their significant other, children and all their friends

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Do you have the bomber man one?

>early 2000s
>be really into smash melee
>have two or three friends that play a little but move on
>play by myself for hundreds of hours against CPUs and other modes
>read about advanced tactics on gamefaqs forums and learn about DC++ to download matches
>game cube eventually quits reading games and have to stop playing
>pick it up once in a great while after that
>over 10 years later
>friend has new roommate
>he's playing melee by himself
>ask to play
>he's really good
>goes to tournaments
>might win once every ten matches
>tells me that 'when you win you have to say 'all these flavors and you choose to be salty'
>stop going over to friends house
what the fuck you guys why do you say this shit keep it on the internet

>dude, lets play pub-gee
>the mobile version
Fuck why am I surrounded by plebs and casuls

I know a guy named Andrew who is just like that. Why is that name associated with socially autistic weebs?

Yes. I sperged out about my favorite PC game and got disappointed when he said he hadn't played it. I didn't join the club afterwards.

What are the Worms games like anyways?
I feel like it's one of those series I'be heard about for years but never actually met anyone who played it.

>mfw only able to discuss work related topics because i cant connect with other people and sympathize with them at all
I wish I was a normalfag

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>coworker starts dabbing in the break room

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Why are people so eager to move out when they have jobs anyways?
I really enjoy saving up my money while still having enough disposable income to get any vidya or other shit I want.

>see ad for German club at university
>check out their informational meeting
>the president asks me if I'm part of the master race

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>Why are people so eager to move out when they have jobs anyways?

Because moving out when you turn 18 is what's considered social acceptable.

Those are freckles you god damned brainlet.

post her feet

>high school
>someone tries to start an anime club
>didn't know what to expect
>first meeting
>sit next to two girls
>one has on an X shirt
>try to talk to her first
>she's a major lesbo
>talk to her friend
>get her AIM
>she's my girlfriend within the week
>stop going to anime club soon after
>go back to her house after school every day to watch tivo and fool around

I hate bosses who feel the need to micromanage everything
>stop doing your work and instead fix this minor issue RIGHT NOW
>same goes for everyone else
>UGH not that way, fine I'LL DO IT MYSELF HERE IS HOW YOU DO IT
>does it wrong or not efficiently
>DID YOU ALL GET THAT? THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT

its not really that great because everyone tries to talk with you and shit, i had an older guy at work tell me about him going to the park and riding bikes for like 15 minutes while i just sat there and said "uh huh"

it's basically a golf game, except you're trying to either blow up the other worms or knock them off the level. you set the power and angle of a grenade or something then throw
you've probably seen a knockoff version, there's a lot of them out there

>Why are people so eager to move out when they have jobs anyways?
I believed the NPC meme before it got big but I just figured reincarnation is real and the population exceeded the number of souls.

Also society wants you to be financially illiterate. That's why they don't teach you how to do taxes, how investing and debt works.

My coworkers are probably going to have their organs repossessed by Amazon but they still go around buying the most expensive version of tomb raider.

That game still has 100 daily players since '99, and it's a lot for a title like this. Pros and amateurs play it alike because of how fun and various it is. Armageddon polished the formula and it's remembered as the best Worms to date, and literally everyone loved the game modes for how good, peculiar and different from each other they were, in fact, that and everything else is fully customizable. People are still creating new game modes, maps, sound banks and other shit to this day. It's the first time i met a gaming community not toxic in the slightest and who generally tries to help even the bigger "noob". It's a game played a lot, now i don't know if people nowadays still do but it's sure that for a long time even a grandma would know that game.

>co-workers tells you about the social weekend they had with their friends and the stuff they did
>asks me what I did

It's literally only to have a place to fuck uninterrupted

That's very, very reductive. I assume you didn't play it a whole lot.

>they only watch seasonal anime and have never heard of popular anime from pre-2000

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>Also society wants you to be financially illiterate. That's why they don't teach you how to do taxes, how investing and debt works.

Gotta love people who use credit cards as anything more then a more secure debit card.

>coworker starts talking about El Ayuwoki

>i have no idea what this game is, please explain it to me
no shit it's reductive you fucking nerd

>Business professor brags about being in an Unreal Tournament clan during a lecture
Dope shit

>coworker drags you out to a club
i really do not see the fucking appeal, im not even socially awkward but everyone there seemed fucking braindead, it was just a meat market with caked on makeup women and desperate men rooting around like pigs for truffles. it was probably just a shit club too though.

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I play it since 2003, zoomer. You played this only vs bots or multiplayer locale, I can easily tell.

that's weird. most anime i've seen talked about on normalfag websites and in real life is only the most popular stuff. bebop, ranma, inuyasha, yu yu hakusho, all the stuff they'd play on toonami/adult swim. only Yea Forums talks about currently airing stuff

I went to a club exactly once. $10 for a fucking Rum and Coke and every girl came in latched onto a dude.

It's probably something about you.
One day some friends and I were driving around trying to find a Melee tournament we were going to and I rolled down my window and asked some random teen dude "Where's the melee?".
He responded and told us where it was. My friends were dying of laughter all day long.

The thought of owing even 20 dollars of debt fills me with dread.

Cash back is nice if you rules lawyer it but nobody rich is ever like "You know how I made it? Cash back!"

You look Swedish as fuck

My GF actually really wants to go to a club once even though we both agree it'll be shit. I basically have to guard her for the whole night, right?

Thats why you don't fart in public

>That really depends on the dynamic between you two
just friends really, met her through other mutual friends and she kept hitting me up to hang out or play games or talk online so i did, not gonna lie and say i didn't have fun because i did enjoy it, she just happened not to be my type so i didn't push for anything beyond that, genuinely surprised me when she said she liked me and wanted to date because i never showed any kind of feelings toward her, was never flirty, pretty much would just talk to her when she'd talk to me and mind my own business outside of that
what's the other option then? just cut her off and stop talking to her completely? that'll be more than a bit awkward seeing as we have the same mutual friends and would be running into each other either way. i have talked about the kinds of girls i do like in front of my friends while she was there before and she didn't seem to react to it one way or another, if what you say is true though hopefully she doesn't take it too rough

Yes

>coworker talks about playing oblivion on his laptop with a controller
>tell him oblivion doesn't have controller support on PC
>tells me "all you have to do is get an xbox controller and plug it in and it works!. I'm a nerd, bro."
>"oblivion doesn't have controller support, you're probably thinking of skyrim"
>"oh yeah! that's it! skir-im!"

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id just find a place to sit off to the side and drink, real life isnt like ntr anime and i doubt anyone is going to walk up and try anything if youre clearly together. youre going to get replies telling you how your gf wants to cheat on you by the way.

>coworker starts talking about the simpsons

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it'll be expensive. let the other guys buy her drinks

keep her out of there and do something else instead, she's getting bored of staying home and wants to have fun with you but doesn't know how

I can understand not enjoying a club, but come on man, everyone knows why they're popular.

You have to ask yourself if it's worth correcting mistakes if you're just going to look like an ass too

>living with parents
>one day day I get home from work and room is devoid of electronics
>they claim its because I'm addicted to video games
>dad wipes and sets up my computer in the living room for their personal use
>gives my ps4 and all games to my younger brother
>he just sells them
>gives my 3ds and games to my youngest brother, which they only let him play about an hour a day before it gets locked in their room
>barely convince them to let me keep my phone which they would've just sold
>they take a 75% of my paycheck each week for rent money
>Have no where to go
>every time I try to find a roommate and leave, they somehow get in contact with them and make shit up about me to make them refuse my offer
Should I just kill myself?

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>co-worker starts talking

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For women and men attractive enough to get them, I cannot understand why average and ugly men say they're good though.

because they do. all girls want to cheat and will given the opportunity, because they know they'll be forgiven and if not can just pick up and move into another guys life.

theyre popular because its a place with lots of potential mates and alcohol, i was just saying it didnt appeal to me and i didnt understand why people enjoy being in that setting because its very transparent as to what is going on, reminded me of animals at a wateringhole.

t. pronounced skyrim as skir im

They like them because they've got a decent shot at getting laid. You don't have to be a model to pussy at a club.

I am struggling greatly to believe this
if it is true you probably deserve it

t.never had a girlfriend

I can believe it, most people are garbage enough to pull that shit.

if you're going to an hero, at least kill your parents first.

You should kill them instead. People who sell or give away others property are the scum of the earth. My blood would be boiling if my family tried to pull that shit on me. Grow a pair and get the fuck out and ignore them for the rest of your adult life.

beat the fuck out of your parents instead of being a literal fucking slave, and take this shit to court before you beat them up

Either that, or talk to a lawyer. They are stealing your property and charging you exorbitant amounts of money for a single room, and going behind your back to spread slander so you have no choice but to stay with them. They do not care about you. I'd say get out of there, but you already tried that. Consider going homeless for a little while until you save up enough to afford a place. Get a gym membership so you can shower and look presentable, and use a laundromat for your work clothes.

you or I don't have to ever even existed for chicks to be cheating whores. they cheat on better men than us with bigger dicks, thicker wallets, and more loving hearts.

Dangerous game but might be interesting to try.
We do plenty of shit, she just says she wants to try it once and probably never again.
She won't cheat but I definitely don't want club tier guys trying to touch her at all.

speak for yourself faggot

>RPGs and rail shooters arent real games
How are they not real games?

>that pic
every time

my bad, cel. I'll tune it down...

test

congratulations user

oh hey look it's the long awaited sequel to
1
2
3 4

>coworker claims theres a shadow man following you around

whatchu testin home boy

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>coworker makes fun of me for not having earpods

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you're god damn right mother fucker.

What does the N stand for?

>girl on Bumble lists "indie music" as one of her defining hobbies
>after talking for a while, ask her to link me something she listened to recently
>ghosts me

Just felt like getting that out and this felt like that right thread. Fucking posers, man.

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Get a lawyer.
Theyre literally stealing your shit and charging way too fucking much for rent in the process.

I'm Mexican. We really like DBZ so don't be too worried. It's like when a vegan gotta say they're vegan.

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In any case as with all things in life don't play into her game unless you can play it better, if she lashes out it's better for you to be a better flirt than her and put her in the spot or as I mentioned, don't play into her game

i'm surprised they even let you browse this place considering they have a strangehold on not only your property but your income, AND social contacts

i can't think up any scenario where this isn't somehow your fault for being so soft and non-confrontational, you stupid pansy fuck

what I don't get is if he played through the game then how does he not know how skyrim is pronounced?

>coworkers start talking about having sex with eachother

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lol

>older coworker loves far cry new dawn and anthem
>younger coworker only plays apex

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youtube.com/watch?v=rggGmqVNrlU

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Turns me on desu

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This

Always go for the most surface lecel answer you can. Anthe, Apex, fortnite, whatever.
Even something like wolfenstein is alien to most people.

That's me. But more importantly, why are you peaking in on me at the toilet?

To watch you fap of course, why else?

Do it but don’t be creepy you faggot

>finally have a GF
>haven't found a good moment to tell parents
Just gonna blurt it out next time desu. I'm going to cringe to death when they get all excited and ask me a million questions.

>tfw fapped in the bathroom one day at work at Whataburger because I could not calm down my boner for one of my co workers with a bubbly jiggly ass and cute face

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I can't imagine why you would put this off unless you're ashamed of your partner.
is she transgender or something lole

If you feel the need to cringe, it's because she isn't the kind of girl you'd show your parents.

If she is that kind of girl, then you should feel no shame or cringe to answer all the cheesy questions they ask.

Don't get their hopes up if she's just a short fling.

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>bubbly jiggly ass and cute face

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Definitely not ashamed, I've just literally never talked to my parents about girls or sex or anything like that. They probably think I'm asexual.

You want a good way to calm a boner? Flex your muscles for a while and it'll go awsy

My friend's like that too, like he's become pretty socially outgoing but he's never been in anything close to a relationship nor gotten laid to my knowledge (which is weird since he's smart, pretty well off and not bad looking no homo).
Guess he's just more focused on improving himself I suppose.

Am I your friend?

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One day I was watching hentai on my phone on mute with my sunglasses on. I looked up and a girl was looking at me with a disgusted look on her face. She could see what I was seeing through my sunglasses. I was leaning against a wall.