GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>H-HAH! VIRGINBEN SAID THE TOPDOWN WASN’T LINK’S AWAKENING! HE WAS FINALLY WRONG! STEVE ISN’T IN SMASH!!!!! “No!”
Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” prediction instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “Grinch leak” Banjocucks, Steve has a lot more distribution among other leakers. Ever heard of Hitagi, 7chan, and 5channel? And while you’re busy obsessing over Vergeben, care to explain how the topdown remake Vergeben predicted was exactly the title he said wouldn’t be featured? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
>b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in! “No!”
Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
Idc what anyone says, this shit always makes me laugh.
Normies will lose their shit and social media outlets will promote the fuck out of it. I wouldn't mind, I still want Geno or Doomguy to get in first but as long as he's fun it's all good. Plus the memes that come out of it are going to be hilarious.
Benjamin Brooks
Oh shit, Chief is on his way. You'd better hide, Steve!
I will laugh my fuck if Shantae got in against the indie that got so big they moved out of the indie status.
Wyatt Robinson
Isn’t it funny how Vergeben actually mentioned two Zeldas back in February, assuming one would be that rumored LA remake, and yet banjofags desperately try to bring him down because the announcement dates for LA and cadence were reversed
Luke Long
You know the deal, what's about to happen is going to be hard to watch!
>no evidence other than "MUHH PHIL SPENCER" >brave=banjo >cuphead switch having anything to do with banjo in smash Wow, it's true what they say, you lot really are grasping at straws eh?
Matthew Ortiz
Phil Spencer means nothing. Why are you using duck hunt as an excuse? Don’t you guys go on and on about how the duos are not alike? Cuphead on Switch means nothing; just a new game ported over. All that new cave painting ship stuff is for Sea of Thieves. Survive Together is for Minecraft. Indie Gamer Chick is a fraud, and so is that user. Fake twitter leakers Actually gonna need for info on the “removed without secrecy” part
Angel Kelly
for shit like this is why i don´t want steve in smash. It would make Yea Forums unusable for weeks
