Games where a girl holds you on a bench like in The Darkness?

>GAME
lost

God, I wish that were me.

I hate myself way too much to actually try to love someone. Also, I'm a NEET.

>1. GO TO THE GYM AND RUN MAKE THEM NEW HOBBIES
lmao no

Actually it's a great advice. I met my wife thanks to my passion for music, and I didn't hide the fact that I love to read and play videogames.
Are you into furry pedo necro porn or something like that?

>BE HAPPY
well that's not going to work

Hey, I know a retard that has a gaming girlfriend because of it, and another retard that roleplays weird dino stuff with a girl. Shit's autistic but so are you, so at least get a girl that likes you for it rather than hiding something you can't

I unironically like chinese dramas, anime and video games i let her know and all was good .

I managed to get a girl before I even finished reading this, it really works.

I love posts like these because I just know you will get divorced in a few years and you'll be even more miserable than the incels here
>T-that won't happen
Yes it will

>m-muh divorce statistics
>if i cant be happy no one can!
Crabs in a fucking barrel

Fuck off

>1. GO TO THE GYM
Stopped reading there.

Care to explain why? Going to concerts, reading books and playing videogames will destroy my relationship?

>No! I'm different! It will work this time!
Everytime. It's exactly what makes it rich, you swear it won't happen to you and then bam.

For God's sake, stop projecting, it's sad.

>this is what incels actually fantasize about

Oh boy you're actually serious, the delusion is real.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_mentality

Wikipedia links won't help you when your wife takes away your kids and half your income friend. It will happen, no matter how many times you say it won't.

My last reply. If you think that a mere hobby can destroy a relationship is because you haven't been in one.
Do something to fix your sad, cynical, fucked up way of thinking.

I never had close physical contact with a woman (or a man) and this looks very comfy.

metro exodus has the opposite
and she's your wife
AND YOU CAN HOLD HER HAND

it's pretty comfy

>If you think that a mere hobby can destroy a relationship is because you haven't been in one.
Oh no, I'm not talking about a particular hobby. That doesn't matter, your marriage will still fail.
>My last reply
Because you know what I'm saying is true, nothing lasts forever. I doubt you'll remember this post when it happens but I'll make sure to laugh at faggots venting about their failed marriages here next time because you'll be one of them eventually.

yeah

>GO TO THE GYM AND RUN
you do know this eats a shit ton of time. if you're doing this half assed then you're will never see improvements.

this post reeks of fat

>MGYOW along we prolonged periods of no affection has ruined another mans mind.

I honestly feel pitty for what youve become

>Implying I'm MGTOW
It's called schadenfreude, friend.

This post does not even make sense. Work out an hour a day and youll be fine point is isnt get ripped but to stay healthy and in shape.

Your alternative is to what not work out? and yet your saying thatp ost reeks of fat?

I've been telling myself for years it will get better but it never does. I wish it was over, or I at least lived in my own place so I could pay some one to cuddle. Thats all I want, just to spend time with some one, even if they will be pretending they are enjoying my company I don't care I want to feel something other than this emptyness

Not the other user but you sound like a bitter teenager. Grow up. My wife and I have been together over a decade and we never even fight. Our kids brought us even closer together. Not every marriage fails just because your whore mom bangs black dudes on your bed when you aren't there.

>schadenfreude
Sounds like a dumb way of saying "loser" to me pal.

The fact that you got this upset at my post tells me you're scared that what I say is true.

By that logic are you relying to their posts because you fear that the lies you tell your self to be satisfied with being alone might be false?

You want others to be brought down because to you its the only logical place to be?

thats kind of sad

i will never be embarrassed that I play pirated paradox games all day and this is why im closet chad

>By that logic
I'm not upset though, so no, you can't apply the same logic. Jesus user I know you're mad but at least try to read the post before replying.

>N-no u

Seething. Maybe you should ask your wife to calm you down while you still can.

I'm not any of the married posters user and you seem to bug out when anything about marriage or cheating comes up. I bet i hit the nail on the head but you are afraid to admit it because people will stop giving you the attention you need once you stop lashing out.

I honestly pity you as you likely have no idea how to get others to pay attention to you other then lashing out.

gym is like 40 min for a good workout. Less if you just running to lose calories.

Not a bench but a bed, Steambot Chronicles.

Every man who ever got divorced thought he found the right one.

>I'm not any of the married posters user and you seem to bug out when anything about marriage or cheating comes up.
Wrong, I just did it this thread because blogposting is garbage.

lol no. people settle for what they can get not what they want.

>My name is user, I'm enjoy video games, gachi music and posting BLACKED porn on Yea Forums

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I'm sure buddy
>PEOPLE BREAK UP
Whoa so mind blowing omg

>I-it's just one person! There's no way they could be right, my wife will love me forever and ever
The icing on the cake.

Unless you are a mma/boxing fagg it shouldnt take more than 1 hour to work out faggot

Again I'm not married just felt bad for you

wait a minute? sjw's ! that's the answer right? science and all that magic?

>I don't wanna go, I wanna stay here with you
>I know

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I'm sure buddy.