Oh shit, quick Yea Forums use your vidya knowledge to save princess Stadia from the lava

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I will participate

im going to post mine from last thread
PART 1

No.

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Dragging her down with me into the lava would be a more honourable act towards the video game industry.

Based.

Fuck personified waifu console bullshit. Almost as autistic as unironic pony fags.

>lava geyser fucking my jumps
Everytime

looks like he ended up on a parallel universe, i wonder what has changed

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>He doesn't like the porn

it never ends, this shit.

drawfags need to do more trap stadia art please

>Tfw console-tan threads still haven't been moved to /vg/

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i don't

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PERFECT

Nice

The absolute state of 2016 newfags

Lel

>One of them is a boy
Choose wisely Yea Forums

i choose the boy

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SSStylish!

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Right

180* lol

just blast the lava with piss to cool it down and make it harden

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>tfw people still love video games enough to make all this OC of cute girls representing it and retarded newfags haven't been moved off the site via banning because gookmoot's gotta make a buck somehow and selling our information to the chinese just isn't cutting it
I bet you complain about anime too, nigger.

Are you saying there will be Nintendo games available on Stadia?

Redpilled

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Bluepilled.

porn obsessed robot

>PORN BAD
Go back

Redditors love consuming their daily cuck porn! You'd fit in!

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i can't press the quick time keys fast enough because of this fucking delay. Impossible to save them.

Glad someone got it.

Is that character a girl or a boy?

>Porn was NEVER a big part of Yea Forums
zoom zoom

()

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>im an oldfag and you know this because im addicted to masturbating!
Ok

>Masturbating is for INCELS
Of course

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Who are you quoting?

FUCK YOUUUBLARGHHHHH

r/whooosh am i right xd

Who were you quoting?

its literally a hugbox of the same faggots its the least accessible thread
it belongs in /vg/ with the rest of the cancer circlejerks

go back to your cuckold thread on /gif/ and stop shitting up Yea Forums with
>duurrr....make porn....must fap...
posts

You go back to R*ddit first

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fuck nigeria

>its the least accessible thread
for you, probably because you don't like the cute girls, probably because you're a fucking faggot. it's literally one thread a week plus a few more occasionally when a new -tan like this starts to trend and you still bitch and complain about it instead of closing the thread, reporting it, opening a new one, playing a video game, going back to resetera, jerking off, or one of the other countless things you could be doing instead. what the fuck is wrong with you? you are the embodiment of first world problems. all the freedom you have has trapped you in this place, doomed to forever unhappily shitpost in an attempt to darken someone else's day instead of lightening it. you're not forced to do it. It's just sad. stop.

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You can say nigger here, user

Fuck Jannies
Fuck Reddit
And fuck you, cuckold

>Stadia
Throw that bitch IN the lava.

see

>implying I'd save a dead on arrival 300 ping non-console shitbox

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Honestly this. Porn is so 2000s. We’ve grown up out of OC out of Porn

Literally seething

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Where's the penis bridge solution

>Porn is so 2000s
Wojakfags confirmed all zoomers?

Ten Millenia in Microsoft Paint

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Got you covered bro

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i bet she has the last fucking part of the kuro blaster

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Pretty good

i.imgur.com/RdVFoH2.png
just for you

Very nice

I fucking knew it!

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I just jump in the lava.

Guys I keep trying to save her, but the input lag keeps killing me, what do I do?

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Stadia is gayass botnet. listen to words of our lord and savior, richard stallman.

>2016 for not liking shit that outstayed its welcome years ago

After Gen 7 ended it officially got out of hand and just became another Kawata Shojou circlejerk.

>HURR HURR MY SEXY CONSOL WAMAN
Seriously, just fuck off to with the rest of the fetishfags.

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>shit that outstayed its welcome years ago
Yea Forums is all about that. Just look at Pepe

Surely with her low input delay she should be able to make the jumps no problem, right?

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Lmao

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fuck those blocks

youtube.com/watch?v=vctXCXAwJpw

Meant to torture

Nice, +10,Recommended , Subscribed and Shared

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there's porn?

Goddamnit I'm late.
Well have this, was for the thread yesterday but eh

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What timeline is this?

>porn of a literal stick figure
unironic yikes

the best one

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i dun get it

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>accessibility

do you want a fucking ramp for you to enter those threads you disabled nigger?

dropping this here one last time, it's a recopilation of the pics of one of these threads
vimeo.com/325972159

Kek

Where’s the porn user

My vidya knowledge doesn't work at all!

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not here
let's go look for it user

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sweden noises

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Nice

Yea Forums is a circlejerk

just fucking torrent the princess

and then he pins her to the wall

[Sand her]

here. It's only a tiny fraction though
imgur.com/a/ClED90S

Wouldn't it be lava is stadia is you?

That's some good shit

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Friendly reminder that stadiachan will be tomorrow’s bowsette: all run into the ground by normies, with no one to blame but yourselves

Thats why we have to keep it on Yea Forums. Normalfags are busy with the plant tits right now.

Nobody cares, shitter

Hasn't gone out of Yea Forums yet, I'll make sure to blame you if a subreddit is made or it blows up on twitter.

Fuck off, Stadia-tan is Yea Forums propriety, and she will stay ours

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I run off the ledge, pressing b to jump! But I slip off and fall, only for my jump input to register as I touch the lava below.

It feels so weird that the idea of console-tans is being germinated by a group that isn't centralized to the drawfag circlejerk of /ctt/, Stadia-tan isn't a just a conventional anime girl

Hello, Mr. Google Marketer. How is your latest psyop going, scoring free advertisement through viral marketing by turning your service into a waifu figure? I mean Wendy's did it first, but if it works, guess you earn your paycheck either way right? I figure the NPCs on this site would fall for it as long as it makes their wee-wees hard.

Breasts? But she’s a sunflower

Fine, melons.

I won't lie, made me chuckle

>Normalfags are busy with the plant tits right now
What are you talking about?

I'm out of the loop on the happenings of normalfags. What's this about plant tits?

Just spam all the porn we have. Reddit hates loli

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Nigga what the fuck was that

imagine having taste this bad

eww

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unga bunga she have big tiddy grugg like big tiddy she grugg new waifu

I wanna see porn of that pink robot thing back there instead

I wish there were more blowjob stadia drawings.

>Jonny would've saved her.
>Negative Penalty
>Still laughed though.

PORTALS DAMMIT

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It's pretty sad how these threads lost all of their merit
We used to have OP constantly delivering new OC with anons' creative edits inbetween, but now it's only a sinlge reposted cookiecutter pic that's just an excuse to shitpost and share furry porn
I'm not saying it's all gone to hell since I see some of you people still trying, but I'd rather go back to the times where lewds were an unexpected surprise, not a staple

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the fuck is going on here

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My internet should keep her safe for an hour, I leave it up to you guys

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Air isn't a viable portal surface

This is just a shitpost princess thread user, but the previous ones have been nice

>someone actually did timestop
good

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>imagine being this retarded
he unplugged the router, retard

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I originally planned on having her getting time stop fucked by PC-tan wearing the Timestop Man helmet but unplugging the LAN cable would time stop him so the joke wouldn't have worked.

That's the joke. Her being disconnected from the internet is "timestop" for her.

Oops I fell in guys.

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no i get that you double nigger, i mean the delayed reaction part of it. I should've been more specific

i getcha user, it's amazing either way

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needs sombrero

Some user made this in another thread, but the thread got deleted right after, so i'm going to repost this here for him

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redpill me on this power ranger looking guy

Good shit.
exhentai.org/g/512203/ade3850846/
He's a hero of great justice.

stopman is a true hero

lurk moar before you start shitting up this place like the rest of us

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It's literally a white surface.

How about someone save her from this shit design

aneurysm / 10

So is your mom's face after I:'m done with her.

>Parallel universes contain no objects, and therefore no Stadia
>Stadia is not fall, so gravity doesn't apply to melt them.
>Stadia doesn't have a blank face in the last panel

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how about you do it

There's already anime
imgur.com/a/ClED90S

Oooh. Got me there. You're a correct buddy. It sure is yes.

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How about you give me a lesson or two in drawing first

you find your own tree
mega.nz/#F!vp5hQCbQ!oCNGOUgaVeK1pHs3qasJDQ

Jesus this board has devolved as of late.

>A console-tan
>another bowsette
>THINKING CONSOLE-TANS ARE THE SAME AS TRENDS

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