Games that attempt to replicate a feeling you'll never experience in real life?
Games that attempt to replicate a feeling you'll never experience in real life?
Gabriel Williams
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Joseph Allen
GODDD DAMMIT
Luis Ward
please stop user
Liam Williams
Angel Gomez
There's a scene just like this in The Darkness.
Cooper Allen
Dominic Harris
Jose Perez
Samuel Anderson
>A girl never cuddle you
>Never got a kiss from the girl you like
> Never had sex with another person
>You will always be alone
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Cooper Rodriguez
>inb4 300+ goseling incels
Brody Bennett
Wyatt Nelson
AAAAAAGHHHHHHH
*sniff*
UEGHHEAAAAAAGGGH
*huff*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Nathaniel Richardson
...
Angel Collins
dangit im alone and aroused
Camden Harris
I might be an incel but at least I appreciate man. No matter what color, race or ugly they are...
t. A very lonely person without friends
Connor Evans
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS!!!
Nolan Sullivan
WHO TOOK THAT PICTURE?
Julian Carter
I'm a volcel
Not dating any toasty roasties with subhuman values
Cooper Cook
>first gf was a 10/10 gamer. smart, beautiful, kind, easy to talk to, funny, interesting, the whole fucking shebang.
>fuck it up like a complete retard thinking "eh's she's just one girl, i'm sure there are better girls out there
>7 years later, every girl that i have met down to the last one has been inferior to that girl
>kick myself nightly
Jason Walker
>2019
>straight
pathetic
Blake Roberts
it's a webm
Leo Wilson
Leo Turner
>tfw no gook gf to snuggle with
Carter Clark
Easton Mitchell
Does it count as vocel if a paranoia episode happens when you are talking to a girl then you feel so ashamed that you don't want to talk to her?
also this unironically happened to me
youtu.be
Carter Garcia
...
Elijah Cox
>I appreciate man
lmao faggot
Brody Jenkins
heh,that's not possible fag
Benjamin Davis
>tfw a girl likes you
William Roberts
Her has a nice penis
Dominic Hernandez
if it doesn't have boobs what's the point
Oliver Wilson
Still who is filming it?
I can see both of the guy's hands and her arms wouldnt be able to reach
Leo Bell
>Implying this thread wasn't made for the sole purpose of being /r9k/ shit
James Garcia
You could have this but you dont try. Also youre really picky for somone so ugly
Inb4 No motherfucker my wife is a solid 9
Matthew Cox
>but not in that way
Grayson Bell
>i'm sure there are better girls out there
Nice female thinking there, lad.
Jace Walker
Turning 29 in three months. How the fuck do I get a woman
Thomas Campbell
video games
Caleb Hall
BASED
Easton Ward
Liam Foster
Bro
just be yourself
Kevin Ward
i was trying to be alpha but ended up being beta in the long run. now i only have misaki to comfort me
Jayden Moore
Is he wearing a GoPro?
Owen Phillips
If I've never experienced it, how do I know it's real?
Benjamin Stewart
>khhv incel
>only able to cope with 2d in my day dreams
it's working and my fantasy world is going pretty good desu
Zachary Richardson
how do you think the australian filmed himself killing 50 terrorists?
Andrew Collins
unspoiler.
Carson Green
30 here. You don't.
Xavier Williams
WHOA!!! you find people with a cute personality ATTRACTIVE? SHOCKING!! and you don't like people with a shitty personality! WHOAAAA
Austin Anderson
try trying
Joshua Bailey
He was a huge hero
Blake Martin
Leo Brooks
threads like this remind me i am very fortunate to be a homosexual
chin up lads, there's plenty of nice girls out there for you.
Parker Gutierrez
What's it like to go down on a girl Yea Forums?
Jackson Edwards
Place love and connection above "better".
It's for the best. She's happy now. She wouldn't have been with you.
Nathaniel Cook
Owen Jenkins
asians are so damn ugly, why the fuck yall like them so much? damn tea stained teeth and fish breath.
Isaiah Davis
are you being stupid on purpose?
Christian Wright
FUCK.
Justin Barnes
did she died?
Caleb Sanchez
Kill me, Pete.
Brandon Russell
is it me or do these graphs not make sense?
John Foster
and I'll never find them because I don't know where to look reeee
Hudson Phillips
Levi Hall
I had fun posting goslings with you guys for a while, but I'm with a cute asian girl now so I'm leaving you all behind. At least, for now. I'll be back one day.
Elijah Diaz
I don't think driving a 96' Chevrolet is something I want to do anyway.
Zachary Mitchell
How'd you fuck it up, retard?
John Torres
/r9k/ isn't for /r9k/, anymore. Hasn't been for a while. It's only natural that it spreads back out.
Get Hiro to clean it up and kick out the normals and it can go back to being a containment board.
Austin Flores
Brayden Bennett
Ethan Moore
Kys faggot, Yea Forums is a Christian board, full of lolicobs and weeks.
Sebastian Jackson
Jaxson Harris
YOU
William Turner
it's true. you're a beta fag for kicking someone when they're down, but regardless i would rather her be happy than have to deal with my shit as i grew up and "matured." obviously connection and love are above everything else, i was just young and retarded. it takes getting burned hardcore and floundering around in the shitty dating pool to realize that, at least for me it did
Andrew Morgan
>Getting elliot son
Kayden Scott
>is it me
yeah
what is it dear?
Ayden Gonzalez
you just dont understand the female mind
Luke Lee
ehehehehe gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy
Thomas Baker
G
Gavin Brooks
>op makes me recoil in disgust
>doggo makes me daaawww uncontrollably
is this an problem
Lucas Torres
Reported for rape
Zachary Nguyen
try apps. even though for me they're like exclusively for sex i'm pretty sure straight apps are more dating oriented.
John Stewart
Metro: Exodus is basically qt loving gf simulator
Joseph Wilson
>posting koreans
Nathaniel Parker
You just KNOW
Christopher Bennett
It seems to be an almost genetic thing like some men are wired to love them and others find them repulsive. I'm personally super attracted to them but sometimes when i get really drunk i fall out of the fetish and it feels like they look like mutants to me.
But most of the time they look like the height of what a woman should be to me. That said my current girlfriend is Hispanic with the same almond eyes asian women have which is an aright compromise for me.
Anthony Clark
I'll get to do this with my boyfriend soon. I swear it's such a dopamine release just to think about him.
Ian Carter
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Brody Ortiz
>first girl I ever somewhat seriously dated was a few years younger than me but perfect in every way
>has a kid with some creepy ass pathetic stalker
>decide to let her go because fuck that and fuck taking care of someone other dudes kid
>few years later and have not met any one like her
>wish I could be with her, but she has all that baggage
This is true suffering
Asher Baker
YOU
JUST
KNOW
Nathaniel Hughes
JUST
Cooper Cooper
Plastic gooks don't count
Grayson Hill
i don't think i have a proper goseling image that can help properly portray my anguish, and that's saying alot.
Mason Ramirez
The fact that you saved me shows me how pathetic you are. Also makes me glad no one is ever going to love you.
Die alone loser
Levi Clark
>not wanting a cute flat male chest
Imagine being this wrong
Jose Reed
>Game for this feel
Wyatt Reed
>when i get really drunk i fall out of the fetish and it feels like they look like mutants to me.
hey same here
neat
Jacob Cooper
Shut your hole, faggot.
Xavier Bailey
trolled her too hard and i was going to sleep with some blonde girl with bigger boobs, although the blonde girl would have never allowed it. it's just true that you're more attractive if you have a gf.
i was a huge asshole of a boyfriend, i would always be negging her or teasing her because i was insecure about being really close to someone. not that we weren't extremely close: i have never felt closer to someone. I just wish i had treated that connection with the same veneration that i do now
Oliver Jenkins
Charles Russell
dick don't care
Joshua Ross
>tfw will never be able to dance around with giant jiggling titties
why are we still here?
Eli Hill
David Nguyen
Basically it shows men rate women on an almost perfect curve, meaning men are at least very honest about women, and their internal scale is well calibrated for what they find attractive visually. Women on the other hand vastly under rate men visually at least. Then the second one shows people who score high on looks score high on personality as well.
Elijah Bell
>play metro exodus
>that handholding scene where anna rests her head artyom's lap
WHY DID THEY PUT THAT IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jonathan Carter
Jordan Johnson
>no wife to rub your belly
unfair
Joseph Ramirez
Don't worry, eventually after being alone for so long you get used to it. It won't bother you anymore, you'll grow to accept your lot and life and just drift along for the rest of your life. But at least it won't hurt so much anymore wishing for something you'll never get.
Robert Davis
Zing-zang zozzle
Brandon Martinez
they do and they're actually pretty good at it
Ryan Gonzalez
sims 4
Brandon Allen
>implying I'm white
My son will be a weirdo, but not of that variety
Luke Martinez
Nathan Jones
KNOW!
Adam James
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Daniel Allen
Yeah you deserve to be alone you piece of shit.
Benjamin Miller
Fuck off normies
Colton Barnes
bitch you might
Jaxon Kelly
You don't want to be a third wheel for the rest of your lives together.
Daniel Wilson
This shit is always biased because they use dating sites and most people don't actually ever get on one. The women who DO use dating sites are peppered with complements from thirsty guys and get a huge fucking ego and think they deserve more or are more attractive then they actually are.
Alexander Walker
She has NO fucking idea what made the original mannerisms good
Owen Morris
Is this one an actual girl or is it another tranny?
Liam Brooks
Jose Long
Bros, there comes a time in all of our lives when you simply have to see wholesome shit and go, "Yeah, I'm fine with this". It doesn't come with age, it doesn't come with nofap, it only comes with endless introspection. The only way to get out of your current state of mind is to accept your fate. Don't be upset, don't be angry, simply accept your fate and from there on, attempt to improve.
If you don't want to improve, that's fine, there's nothing wrong with being alone. Indeed, that's the only solution. Enjoy your own company, ignore the thoughts of Stacy getting dicked by Chad because in the end, why should you care? They're two different people with different outlooks, personalities and thoughts to yours. Forget them and move on.
Go outside, sit down in the wild if you're near a forest, get away from your house, work, whatever for even maybe just an hour and think. Do so regularly, and eventually, frens, you'll achieve it, tranquillity.
This is now a wholesome thread damn you.
As for you , improve on yourself, work out, get a job. Make something of your life and do so ASAP. Come on user, I believe in you user, you can do it.
Tyler Bailey
Meowth!
that's right!
Blake Brooks
r/hapas
Matthew Adams
Only asians worth fucking are the ones caked if make up and shit like some idol tier chick, good luck to anyone who can actually find one of those and even more luck to you if you wake up next to it
Levi Torres
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Elijah Cooper
I would but I despise every form of social media
Bentley Gray
Night & day I feel empty and lonely
You get me out of this
Give me one kiss
Night & day I am living so sadly
I stand on my kisses
Give me one please
...
At least I have my Eurobeats...
Aiden Sanchez
who cares?
Andrew Torres
beta
Jonathan Parker
nooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK
Jason Bell
>soulless is just a meme
Camden Evans
Real women are not worth the trouble.
Juan Harris
Lucas Robinson
Yea Forums is for bitching and making fun of people,not legitimate advice
retard
Adam Powell
FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK
I don't even want a whore, I just want somebody to LOVEEEEEEE.
Carter Sanchez
Nathaniel Anderson
Asians are rat people so this webm has no effect on me.
Elijah Jones
>no games for this feel
Alexander Barnes
They're hot but it's not representative of asians since they get so much surgery
Noah Price
if liking boobs is wrong I don't want to be right
Charles Moore
Too bad mate all women are whores.
Thomas Richardson
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT Yea Forums 'IM GONNA INJECT MORPHINE AND CUT MY DICK OFF
Sebastian Butler
>"why can't i get a girlfriend"
>here's how you can get a girlfriend
>"no i don't want to have to put in any effort i don't like apps"
you don't fucking get to complain then retard. apps are such an easy way of meeting people.
i'm not fucking talking about twitter, snap, insta, whatever, i mean dating apps. just fucking try tinder what do you honestly have to lose
Benjamin Rogers
but pictures and videos aren't soft and warm
Chase Morgan
Robert Long
Cheer up boys, 28 y.o. wizard reporting in. It's ain't that bad unless you are 60 y.o. with no childrens to take care of you. There is no one to take care of you. abandoned, dying in the streets
Bentley Lee
I'm not going to make it, lads...
Daniel Lopez
who
Levi Cooper
Jeremiah Ross
Pretty sure that'd only make things even worse though.
Jason Johnson
>implying a retarded neet who "despises" social media will have any luck on dating sites
Jacob Russell
> i am very fortunate to be a homosexual
Jeremiah Jones
You missed the point on the second one: The point is that looks and personality correlate directly.
In other words, Pretty people are rated with higher personality scores and ugly people with lower ones.
Ryder Johnson
FUCK IT
I would do anything to be with you
Wish you were here getting closer
All I can say listen baby
That's the way I like
I need a
Sex crime
I want you in my room I wanna boom boom
Just like a doggy doggy need a
Sex crime
You make me wanna kill you wanna rock tonight tonight
I put a spell on you
Sex Crime
Nathaniel Reed
Honestly this. My mid 20s was all about banging bitches and after like 40 some chicks I came to realize that a good one is 1 in a million. You can spend your whole life and not find that special someone. It's better to just live for you and maybe one day she'll fall into your lap somewhere down the road. I feel so much happier just doing my job, coming home to my place that is just the way I like it, and just chilling out doing what I want.
Kayden Allen
You're not a wizard yet. And a 60 year old guy doesn't need anyone to take care of him.
William Hernandez
>28 yo wizard
Nigga you don't turn into a wizzard till you're 30
Fuck off
Evan Howard
i don't think surgery hampers the ability to count
Michael Hughes
True question. If I start going to the gym and get a decent body can I get a gf?
Gavin Williams
I wasn't in the mental state right now to see this, goddamn man
someone help me please
Aiden Jones
Shieeeeet that's high quality.
Nathan Flores
Why would I want to associate myself with a woman who uses a fucking dating application or website. What an awful thing. I don't want to go into something knowing it won't last.
Aiden Robinson
>brown mutt
>disgusting insect face
>black soulless eyes
This is fucking creepy and disgusting. Excuse me while I throw up.
Caleb Martinez
Asher Jenkins
Neither are real women for the most part
Carter Thompson
Jordan Fisher
if 6 we all get big tiddy goth gfs by the end of year
only if you reply to this post
Joshua Stewart
Stop roleplaying as nobility.
Connor Hall
>living till 60
there's literally no healthcare where I live, If I just get tuberculosis I'll die
Easton Anderson
why do you guys do this i have shit bad enough irl why do i have to come here to be depressed as well
Elijah Stewart
The game is only over if you give up.
Jackson Garcia
i hate social media too but i still get around
it's not a fucking requirement to enter the dating scene. if anything people who spend too much time on social media are a turnoff for me
the fact that i never have to interact with women outside of work and some social situations is a genuine blessing.
Jacob Perry
>Had a 10/10 girlfriend from the ages of 15-18, and both of our parents were 100% cool with sleepovers and giving us privacy the entire time
>I'm 25 now and I haven't had a girlfriend since
Daniel Green
I'm out of goslings but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jacob Taylor
Thailandian """girl"""
Landon Reed
I appreciate your seriousness but most of the people who you replied to are probably either making a sort of "woe is me" type joke or just venting
Parker Scott
Many women our age have tried tinder maybe or once twice. Maybe they didn't try it seriously, maybe they didn't make an account but A LOT of them have taken a look at it.
Hudson Thomas
I understand that is the assertion, I wanted to state the data with as much neutrality as I could manage. Anyone looking I'm sure would draw their own conclusions.
Jacob Edwards
You literally see the light from the camera reflect in her eyes when she looks up user.
Mason Cook
>7
Brody Jackson
I paid for sex with a whore, and by far the best part was the 20 seconds she spent in my arms hugging me at the end of the alotted hour.
The pain only grows, bros.
Eli Hernandez
If you have half a decent personality
Like, you aren't unironically pol or misogynistic, care about your looks and actually try to talk to people, yeah, you might have a chance.
Joshua King
you can get a slut to fuck, maybe even an attractive one, but a long term girlfriend depends on more than just your physique.
Jackson Jenkins
doesn't fucking matter when she leaves you and gives you no reasons (yes user that happens), or for whatever reasons that you have no control over , if ya get ghosted by a chick you don't know wtf to improve on or do better in your next relationship
but its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved bull shit, it still fucking sucks. Ok im done. Good advice for the Yea Forumstards tho
Jayden Taylor
the best kind
James White
man watching netflix with your gf feels great
it's like heaven
Landon Reyes
oh so you're just a shitposter
well then nevermind, good luck finding anyone if you never want to expand your horizons
Andrew King
>no 6
That's okay, a dfc goth gf by the end of the year will do as well.
Camden Phillips
You son of a bitch
Daniel Taylor
Ryder Richardson
No six. Forever alone. I'd laugh if it weren't so pathetic!
Samuel Hernandez
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I'M SO FUCKING LONELY AND HORNY FUCK
Isaiah Taylor
Colton Perry
slit your throat normalfag
Ayden Brooks
So you fucked for 59 minutes and 40 secs?
Luke Williams
>dude you're never going to find good food if you don't consider dumpster diving behind the restaurant
Matthew Martinez
William Perry
You've doomed us all.
Wyatt Sullivan
if my post ends with 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 9 we all get a gf
Nathaniel Ward
Nigga dating sites are mostly for just fucking, any site that has any hope of finding someone who is looking for something more you have to pay for and there is still no guarantee that anyone will match with you because chances are if you are using a dating app there is something wrong with you
Lincoln Hall
Jose James
Juan Diaz
/r 30s fap version
Blake Jones
>7
Anthony Garcia
>food analogies
Connor Perez
>tfw my first time experiencing this exact thing with a girl when I was 12
i remember how the sweetness of emotion i felt was so overwhelming that it felt like my tiny body couldnt contain it. sucks to be you guys.
Oliver Reed
I fucking love Asians now user! Thank you!
Bentley Green
Can't take this anymore lads
Evan Ward
GTA V probably.
Or another recent open world game, Watch Dogs 2? Don't know.
Jaxson Morales
Kayden Phillips
2D will always love you, user.
It doesn't come with requirements.
Michael Jackson
We can always replace woman with pets
if you don't reply this post your mother will die
Benjamin Rivera
Yare yare...
Parker Cruz
Samuel Ramirez
seething
Bentley Morris
Andrew Watson
You son of a bitch
Oliver Edwards
GOD PLEASe, smite me, BUT i'm too much of a coward to do it myself
Camden Butler
I've come to just assume that all girls that I would consider even half decent my age have a boyfriend. Most of them probably jump from one relationship into another without much downtime in between. I'm 26.
Adam Morris
childhood friend gf WHERE
Luis Perez
We don't want you here.
Aiden Rodriguez
LISTEN UP YOU PUSSY ASS MAGGOTS!
IMMA TELL YOU HOW TO GET A GIRL IN LESS THEN 3 MONTHS
1. GO TO THE GYM AND RUN MAKE THEM NEW HOBBIES
NOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE TO INVITE A GIRL TO GO WITH YOU TO DO
2. TALK TO 3 NEW PEOPLE A DAY
GAME COMES FROM SOCIAL CONFIDENCE WHICH COMES FROM CONSTANT SOCIAL INTERACTION
3. FIX YOUR SELF UP AND DONT BE AFRAID TO LET YOUR INTERESTS BE KNOWN
LET THE WOMAN KNOW WHAT SHE IS GETTING INTO BY SHOWING HER WHAT YOU ARE INTO
4. BE HAPPY AND FUN TO BE AROUND MAKE IT SO SPENDING TIME WITH YOU IS A GOOD THING
THERE YOU GO NOW GO GET SOME PUSSY AND SOME LOVE MAGGOT
USING THESE SIMPLE TIPS I WENT FROM INCEL TO INSEX IN A FEW WEEKS
GUARANTEED FROM KEK TO BULL OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
Anthony Harris
reply
Connor Myers
NO
Parker Richardson
GAY apps yes, i use grindr and scruff exclusively for sex. i was under the impression that straight apps are much less sex focused but i guess not
kiero
Logan Flores
STOP STOP STOP FUCK JUST STOP AAAA WHY ARE JAPS SO FUCKING SICK IN THE HEAD WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE THIS AAAA
Matthew Young
i cant hug 2D
Benjamin Walker
Gavin Campbell
>Dude just become a completely different, fake person bro! Lol it's ok that the chick won't actually love you for you!
Normalfags make me sick.
Elijah Sanchez
What's it like to cuddle with a girl you love? Interlinked.
Jason Nelson
Can you not read the graph?
Parker Myers
>finally get around to watching blade runner 2049
>can't take it seriously
Thanks a lot guys.
Joseph Parker
SIR YES SIR
Nathaniel Perry
>IN LESS THEN
>THEN
Fuck off.
Brody Brown
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO
Juan Sullivan
Joshua Jenkins
She looks like Bobby Lee doing the robot dance. In fact, let me get that.
youtube.com
Jeremiah Garcia
take the yellowpill
Levi Baker
>t. isolated burger in his own little world that can only understand 1 language and will never experience the universality of man (except niggers)
Jaxson Reed
>The point is that looks and personality correlate directly.
Yes, because people are far more shallow than they'd like to admit, and if someone is average looking then they don't get as much of a chance.
Justin Miller
Going to the gym and talking to new people makes you fake?
Nigger are you dumb?
Liam Wilson
>TALK TO 3 NEW PEOPLE A DAY
But how? I'm the only person in my apartment.
Nathan Nelson
This thread... My Goling Collection™ has never grown this big before.
Logan Ortiz
tinder is 100% used for fucking, never heard one person who actually found a romantic relationship from it
Ryder Cruz
Woman here. You guys are a bunch of losers lol
Grayson Diaz
Justin Ramirez
darn
Christian Gutierrez
how's is it fake if you actually improve yourself?
Josiah Sanchez
>street interviews
oof
Ethan Cruz
>don't want a gf
>when asked if I want a gf I say I don't need one, to many girl's surprise
>tfw just want to fly a sick fighter plane and make history
Christian Lee
she looks like she _____ _____ ____
Brandon Ramirez
why would you do this
Isaac Rogers
Paradise
I remembered hug,handholding and kiss a friend, she love me and me to her but ... I remember several day before oh I like her :(
Gabriel Richardson
Oliver Moore
but he's not wrong, you literally said make going to the gym and running your new hobbies. Who's to say he'll enjoy it?
Elijah Scott
I would take it
Angel Bell
BEGONE FOUL DEMON
Nathaniel James
I know two people (in college) who found proper gfs through Tinder.
Joshua Murphy
Chase Barnes
never had a gf but i cant even imagine getting to a point where i post some gosling reaction maymay. Yea Forums made me realize mommy issues in men is worse than daddy issues in women.
this site made me appreciate my mom more, thanks
Justin Allen
the unfortunate fact is that all women are chronic normalfaggots and you have to become a normalfaggot to date one
so that's a no-go. i like myself how i am
Jace Cox
me except gay
i dont want to date a guy who would use a dating app
but because of this, i cant find any guys
reddit spacing
Aaron Hill
that's what you get for being late to the party.
Xavier Ramirez
Fucks white men, yes.
Jason Bailey
>visit relatives
>"user why don't you have a gf?/Why aren't you married?"
>"Are you...gay?"
Eli Long
>pantylines
Nice
Lucas Martinez
Jayden Fisher
>i think i can still communicate well with my body or hand gestures
I bet she can.
WAHEY!
Aiden Harris
Thanks for the virus
Easton Perez
>there are actually men in this world over the age of 25 that have never held a cute girl around their arm as she laid her head on their chest and slept
jesus christ talk about miserable
Ryder Hughes
At least your mom is alive
Josiah Peterson
>It's not fair. I've been nice to every girl I've ever met and still I'm a virgin. I shouldn't be denied a girlfriend just because my diet consists of Mountain Dew and pizza rolls and my hobbies include jacking off to anime girls and bitching on /pol/ and Yea Forums.
The absolute state of virgins.
Xavier Adams
>we
Fuck off faggot you don't speak for me
Cameron Cooper
What is this nogf movie everyone keeps posting about?
Ryder Cox
STOP DOING THIS
Ryder Richardson
DON'T OPEN THIS IMAGE
I REPEAT
DON'T
OPEN
THIS
IMAGE
Brayden King
fuck you
Xavier Moore
You're not even close to baseline
Henry Carter
Why do ordinary people like to pretend that romance has to do with anything besides looks?
Isaiah Adams
It went over a bit, tho probly a little less than that with the chitchat and setting down the bases. She put out for a solid 50 minutes, from oral, to straight solid fucking in various positions.
Was thinking it was money decently spent, until the hug and whisper wishing me a good night. That's when the regret truly set in. Should've just paid for cuddling.
At least I didn't catch an STD.
Kevin Watson
Is it a non-white thing to constantly be pestered by relatives about not being engaged?
I've never had this issue.
Brandon Price
>tfw you get to the point where you say yes so they can stop asking
Levi Lewis
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
Henry Wilson
Dog's don't have good enough eyesight to fly fighter planes. I don't think they can handle the g-forces, either.
Sorry.
Michael Jenkins
>she doesn't give him a handjob
Shit webm
Adam Cox
m.youtube.com
EVERYTIME
Julian Garcia
chair clattering
Levi Thomas
Blade Runner 2000something
Ryder King
Lars and the Real Girl 2049
Benjamin Robinson
her
Angel Gomez
hi
Matthew Cox
Gym, coffee shop, bars, stores, work etc... you can start off with anyone does not have to be women eventually youll be good enough to talk to cute babes.
Alexander Torres
Reporting in.
And I don't find it miserable. I don't see the appeal of getting a girlfriend. I know I'm good-looking and can fake being a normie enough to get one, but it seems like a lot of work for very little reward when porn is free.
Blake White
You must be Asian or spic because white families don't usually give a shit if you have a gf or not unless youre like 35
Ethan Lee
What pornhub video is this, user?
Christian Morgan
Pretty much any game really.
It's not like you gonna shoot people or jump on goombas in real life. Although that's more likely than you getting a gf.
Michael Collins
I'm the oldest virgin on Yea Forums at 33
Dylan Murphy
Wyatt Smith
Gosbro, no!
Aaron Hill
>Parents comment about how I don't have any friends, gf or go out to parties
>user it's okay to be gay
The fuck is wrong with this people, I am just depressive because of my migraines.
Lucas Peterson
The life of a stoic is awful sometimes
Matthew Peterson
I regret one girl told me to had sex because I was too depressed.
Parker Lee
>/r/
Jason Brooks
What's the over under on a growing class of asian femcels?
Logan Cook
If you arent happy with your life now, you wont be much happier with a gf.
Ryder Thomas
I'll give you 5 bucks to cuddle with me for an hour.
pretend you like me well enough and I'll share half my baloney sandwich with you.
Dylan Kelly
I remember growing up as a kid and hearing nothing but women are less shallow and superficial than men and really care about personality, I honestly believed it for a while.
Then I grew up, are kids these days still taught that same BS?
We've had for the first time a look into women's character thanks to the online age, not BS surveys where people self describe their preferences making themselves look as pleasant as possible but straightforward actions not words.
Aiden Adams
White women:
>Cakes face in makeup.
>Dyes hair.
>Puts in fake eyelashes.
>Uses colored contacts.
>Injects muscle freezing chemicals in her face.
>Injects lip fillers.
>Buys fake, stiff boobs.
>Gets liposuction.
>Does a billion squats.
>Still only looks "ok".
Korean Woman:
>Shaves jaw.
>Puts on eyeliner.
>Becomes the perfect model of youth and beauty.
Camden Nguyen
>recently turned into "when are you going to have kids?"
why do they even bother? I'm already a 30 year old virgin.
Jack Hall
step 0: stop masturbating everyday because it lowers your testosterone, wires your brain to only get hard to artificial stimuli, causes social anxiety, hatred of everybody, depression, low motivation/energy etc.
yourbrainonporn.com
Owen Morgan
>get along with a qt at work
>feel like we like each other well enough
>try to ask her out
>she says she has other plans that day
>ask when she will have the time
>no response since this friday
Welp, there's that, only 4 more years for wizard ascension.
Ryan Davis
I just wanted to be alone with my hobby, but they even took that.
Why can't they be content? If their lives are better, why do they invade mine?
Anthony Wilson
he does.
Parker Thompson
Can someone explain the point of your brain sabotaging yourself because you can't get pussy? Why can't it just leave us alone, stop producing depression hormones you fucking asshole.
Dominic Miller
Us on the right
Landon Rodriguez
Guess I should watch it then. The original didn't have any waifu stuff if I remember correctly.
Lucas Lopez
It's funny how when it finally clicks you get women left and right, because it's that easy.
Usually you need 2 dates to get a gf and have sex, some people manage to do it on the first date but that comes with experience.
If it did not click for you yet it means you're just not mature enough. simple
Tyler Sanchez
well, if rules apply to replies at least we're getting btggf
Ian Sanchez
28 still no gf only fucked a slut
what do?
Aiden Bennett
It's not even that hard to experience this type of thing. Maybe it's not as easy to get a cute Japanese girl to cuddle but if you want to cuddle a cute girl all you need is to not be a total fucking loser, shower often and show at least a shred of interest in maintaining your physical fitness.
Eli Harris
Do people actually talk to strangers in the gym?
Feels like it'd be awkward with another guy, let alone a woman
Mason Davis
Why do people cuddle with dogs? They smell pretty bad.
Brandon Lee
I think ya'll need to go outside more and socialize. I realize I'm going to sound exceptionally normie here but you just need to get out there and fucking be yourself.
I also am self-aware enough to realize we're all prone to the stereotype of the neckbeard fatdude with bad acne and wire frame glasses but I'd be willing to bet 90% of the dudes in this thread probably just look like average guys in their late teens to twenties.
You guys can do it, and don't ever give a girl a reason to turn you down. Let her figure that shit out on her own. So long as she says yes keep trying to move forward, and if you do get a no? Move on. Also tip. It helps to ask the girl out BEFORE you fall in love with her.
Caleb Anderson
Xavier Thompson
Like actual conversations? I bet they don't even play videogames.
Lucas Nelson
ugly pets
Luis Williams
it doesnt HAVE to be miserable. the dalai lama is a 70 year old virgin and he's happy all the time.
Liam Phillips
because you can and they want you to
Nathan Reed
>start a new job
>everything going smooth first few weeks
>suddenly they start talking about there wives
>going around in a circle
>spotlight falls on me
i just wanna exist without dating/marriage/having kids pressure
why is this so hard
Colton Jackson
Pretty sure the same lies are fed to kids today as well. Redpilling young men would mean they'd stop giving women free shit after all.
Nathan Campbell
user.
Volcel's are the only one that exist. Incel is a goddamn oxymoron
Hudson Scott
normalfags arent as happy as you think
Lincoln Bailey
>be yourself.
>and don't ever give a girl a reason to turn you down.
Tyler Williams
WTF BRO HERES YOUR (YOU)
Cooper Miller
>he
I know it's you ballsuckler
Anthony Smith
>ask when will she have the time
You cemented yourself right there bud. Should've just said alright see ya
Jacob Peterson
Kids are still taught that. It's a shit test. The men who figure it out early (because they were lucky enough to be good-looking and she the truth first hand) get a headstart and are the ones women want.
Samuel Brown
Basic fitness should be part of every humans routine to stay healthy. It does not change who you are as a person or make you any less of a dork its just basic health.
If all you do is play video games then its hard to invite someone to do stuff with you. If you invite a woman to something you do daily that you can teach her about or just something you can do together its gets so much more fun and easier to get close.
No one is teling you to get ripped but you gotta admit something like riding a bike together is alot more fun then just going to eat or watching a movie.
Daniel Price
it's bullshit
but I want to believe it
Isaac King
barring the existence of a massive local male depopulation event like a war femcels don't exist
asian women in the west are fine because they get to double dip
Andrew Flores
I was the one falling asleep on her lap haha
Connor Jackson
me top left
Levi Russell
implying he doesn't have a harem of tight Asian cuties he secretly fucks on the side
Jonathan Wood
lol
gonna need sauce boss
Samuel Fisher
Jaxson Jenkins
>the dalai lama is a 70 year old virgin and he's happy all the time.
Tibet monks are rapist even has sexual slaves.
Nathaniel Cox
>fucking be yourself.
I've been being myself my whole life.
James Brooks
Because we can never be happy
David Rodriguez
Fuck more until you get bored of sex then you will no longer care about women
Hunter Rivera
what this means is that anybody can notice when you're faking a personality and trying too hard to be somebody you're not instead of just being natural and relaxed within yourself, no matter how different and weird you are.
Aiden Rivera
No, they don't. No-one does. I've been to a gym many times. Normals do not just approach and talk to strangers.
Normals don't do any of the things they tell you that you have to do.
Charles Ramirez
Explain why I should participate in this game?
The 'reward' is not worth it at all. Women are absolute pieces of shit, really awful people. Why would I jump through so many hoops just to get slightly better orgasms?
Joseph Martinez
>ya'll
Newfag redditor out.
Adam Fisher
>I think ya'll need to go outside
The dude who got killed by the dnepropetrovsk maniacs was just taking a bike ride through the park.You should NEVER open your guard to people, stay frosty.
Samuel Adams
what the fuck are they doing
Jeremiah Garcia
these threads always go fast. I wonder why
Isaac Adams
>have crush on girl
>tell my girl friends about it
>look shocked and think i can do better
what do i do. she has red hair and dresses like this but shes into vidya and is small and cute
Levi Williams
>gf left me because I pointed out that I felt left out and neglected by her
>Week after break up
>She's thirsting over a hot guy at her gym on social media
>By the sounds of it, she was talking about this guy to her friends for a while (i.e. when we were still together)
This is why I have trust issues.
Michael Davis
>tfw found out the cute tomboy who used to chase me around and hug me grew up to have massive tits
23 year old with a v-card, only not kissless because the 18 year old girl from work kissed me after we both got super drunk and we both treat it as a joke.
Owen Hughes
Do women REALLY want you to play hard to get like that?
If a chick tried any hard to get tactics I'd stop talking to her in an instant.
Michael Foster
Yeah. If anyone could get a gf just by showering and getting a haircut, as is said, then incels don't exist.
Evan Bennett
>family out at dinner celebrating my birthday
>get asked if I'm dating any girls
>say I'm not interested in dating girls
>family gets really excited and just assume I'm coming out
>before I can explain I didn't mean it in that way, my mother stands up and announces to the restaurant "My son is doing a very brave thing today..."
>whole restaurant is applauding and cheering and the staff gives me dessert for free
>gay waiter starts hitting on me and asks for my number
>family starts cheering for me
>I get mad and yell, Are you even fucking listening to me? I'm not gay!
>gay waiter gets mad and gives me a speech about "internalized homophobia" and being myself
>he has tears in his eyes and runs off into the back room
>parents say we need to leave early
>they say nothing for the whole ride home
Jaxson Myers
FUCK
Landon King
Any of you have webms/pics of Ryan laying down in the snow?
Joshua Ramirez
If you don't have sex with a woman and have a baby then you failed in your biological imperative. Your bloodline dies with you. Is that what you want?
Hunter Ortiz
these guys dont have gfs
Julian Morales
Fuck i don't think i ever exhausted my gosling folder so fast.
I'm still anguished, you niggers said it would help
Mason Ward
Dylan Johnson
>reading sensationalist news articles based on false rumors manufactured out of self-interest and subversion
ok
Aaron Moore
who tells you to have to retard? im tired of these threads so much. no one ever tells you to have a gf, you just want self-pity
Ryder Morales
I fucking hate /pol/fags and masturbate to furry fox tits thank you very much. Now fuck off.
Anthony Evans
>Stopped playing AC7 when I found out I couldn't get those cool drone planes
I don't care if it doesn't make sense, I wanted to use them.
Caleb Baker
Grayson Smith
They're intimidated by your taste for beautiful petite childlike women
Aaron Cox
Pretty sure these days you can tell people you're asexual
Julian Hughes
I broke up with my last one about a year ago. If 6 I'll get another this year and it will work out this time
Brody Walker
Every one of these self-indulgent "motivational" posts I see is another year I intentionally put off getting a GF out of spite.
Jaxon Davis
>at job for a while
>suddenly they start talking about their wives/fiances/boyfriends
>spotlight never falls on me because they know I'll never have anything to say on the subject at this point
Hunter Watson
If it's chest day, a good guy gym chad might offer to spot you and share some advice and encouragement.
Other than that. No. Especially not from women.
Austin Torres
>who tells you to have to retard?
Have you and I been living on the same planet?
Xavier Sullivan
ebin pasta
Josiah Martinez
Just shrug and say you don't hate yourself enough yet to you will take on a wife, all married old guys will tell you it isn't worth it
Daniel Long
i like fat girls, user. i just think she's cute
James Nelson
you cant just post this and not give us the sauce
Andrew Russell
Women have broken up with you at least 2 months before you know about it.
Austin Anderson
Manlets on suicide watch
Parker Flores
Choose another place then there are so many
Just start with basic small talk about anything the conversation does not even last long youll get better as you keep going. This is literally how i got my most recent girl.
Elijah Roberts
This, I don't even care about the sex, I just want a cute girl who's not a piece of shit to take care of
Lincoln Bennett
Yes, some women also like when men do the first step always.
I feel you though, I dislike when someone plays hard to get.
Jacob Sanders
it's not too bad anymore
Justin Morris
bros..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Caleb Ramirez
>and fucking be yourself
my god people still say this
John Reyes
This is a completely worthless post. I think one of the saddest things in the world is people's inability to understand that sometimes other people just aren't seen as dating material. It doesn't seem to have anything to do with age, race or body type. Maybe we're just weird.
Joshua Stewart
have sex
Kevin Jones
>Women are absolute pieces of shit, really awful people
because they aren't,not all of them
Julian Gomez
Why should I give a fuck about my bloodline? I didn't ask to exist, all I want is a nice comfy life filled with good food and good vidya. Why the fuck should I risk all the evil shit that comes with modern women just for the chance of having a kid.
Dylan Russell
UUUU
Cooper Evans
It's not, that was my first post in the thread.
Austin Cooper
I feel like I could get a gf, I have had girls interested in me but it went nowhere cause I'm too autistic to deal with the hurdle that is a full on relationship
Ryder Miller
Why is Blade Runner gifs used so regularly by incels/no-gf's? Ryan Gosling is the definition of a chad.
Benjamin Hughes
Daniel Collins
Matthew Gutierrez
>If a chick tried any hard to get tactics I'd stop talking to her in an instant.
and then she'd be more open to you
treat women as you would treat spoiled children, walk into their game as if you didn't know what you're doing then pull your play
yes they're like that, they like seeing you angry at them and want to get beaten
Nicholas Scott
That doesn't matter at all. Historically only like 30% of men had children.
Daniel Richardson
>bro just hit up the gym, start working hard, get lots of muscles and money! just change your whole life focus to revolve around acquiring shallow women!
>no you'll never find a girl who loves you for who you are, but at least you'll have some random bimbo who wants your cash and muscles!
Ayden Kelly
the only place where i see men giving a shit about gfs is Yea Forums
the people i know irl are either social enough so eventually they get something going or just dont even care. the entire demographics of this site is went from just nerds (which would be the the 2nd group) from people i have no idea what are, where live and why they act the way they do
Robert Fisher
>just to get slightly better orgasms?
You sure it's not the opposite?
Elijah Reed
YOU
JUST
KNOW
Christian Garcia
Don't fucking listen to women about what women you should date, they all hate each other.
Cameron Green
Brayden Hernandez
either you like a girl or you don't man, what the fuck
Cooper Reed
>Watch Clerks 2
>The best the shlubby white guy can do is a mixed race hoe
Honestly realistic and I knew a few guys like this from my small town
Just lower your standards, Yea Forums
Lucas Ortiz
Because Gosling's movies virtually all feature some theme of "man wants a girlfriend"
"Drive" was like that
"Lars and the Real Doll" was DEFINITELY like that
"Bladerunner 2049" was definitely like that
Jaxon Bennett
Fucking kek worthy fairytale m8
Kevin Green
Sorry i'm going to post it.
DO NOT CLICK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Josiah Carter
You would rather have a gun or a hug? (this is a test)
Jordan Moore
dude.
Aaron Thompson
>you will never fuck (or get fucked) by one of Incases creations
Ayden Ortiz
Married guy here, it's not worth it. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise, they are trying to fool you.
Isaiah Gray
you
Robert Young
WEED
LMAO.
Adrian Wright
Friendly reminder.
Bentley Adams
Fuck it f a m, I'm doing it, I'm moving to Japan
Gabriel Green
OH NONONON ON OONONON ONO NONONO NONO
Hudson Stewart
I'm just gonna die alone, it's not even a question.
Tyler Ortiz
I have 4 siblings, my bloodline does not die with me. Two of them are women even, so my bloodline is on easy mode.
Jason Lewis
i need gun to protect those i hug
Jacob Stewart
cope
Dominic Lee
Shooting a gun makes me harder than getting a hug, so gun
Liam Stewart
WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING PICKY
THERE ARE EQUAL NUMBERS OF US, THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
Aiden Allen
A gug
Josiah Perez
You wouldn't have been born if it wasn't for a woman.
Jayden White
This. I am decently good-looking, at least a 7, fairly fit, have interesting hobbies, okay social skills, all that shit. But I don't make genuine connections with other people. I can't ever imagine trusting someone enough to have a real relationship. And I think other people sense this. They're nice, but I've never had anyone interested in me and I've found it's always best to keep a healthy distance from most of them.
Mason Hernandez
I CAN'T
TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MAN
Julian Perry
What the fuck is the Universality of Man? Each race has its own distinct characteristics, philosophy, and soul.
Carter Sanchez
Brandon Walker
>Ryan Gosling is the definition of a chad
That's why. You think I'm going to go around using reaction images of my own ugly mug?
Leo Cook
for a second i thought that was a reference to plumbers don't wear ties
Juan Young
Based.
Matthew Morgan
No joke I'd like a c96 just for collection's sake
Hunter Wilson
exactly
Christopher Ross
I made Yea Forums already aware of it
Please stop posting high quality webms my phone can't play them properly
Jackson Scott
god i was that was me (the girl)
Christopher Wood
Women have no idea they are on the cusp of being replaced.
Not just in terms of companionship and sex (VR and AI will make this trivial) but also reproduction.
Lucas Allen
Most of you seem way too emotional and feminine. You fell for the meme. go visit a hooker and stop being this whiny bitch
maybe youll get a gf that way
Kevin Morris
retards from Yea Forums latching onto the latest "KINOOOOOOOO" trash fire of a film.
Elijah Rivera
Tfw no tomboy gf (wife)
Leo Jackson
INCASE IS A GOD
Blake Harris
There's gotta be more to this right?
Jose Barnes
>Yea Forums turned based The Goose on a incel symbol/meme forever
I FUCKING HATE YOU NIGGER FUCKING GOOK m00t should bomb your shitty board till oblivion
THE GOOSE IS A CHAD
A CHAAAAAAAAAAAD
Hunter Foster
With so many couples bickering about the pettiest simplest non-problem shit, why does everyone else think it's some kind of happy ending the moment you get a girl? Yeah it's fun for the first few weeks, but then you slowly start to piss each other off until you breakup/divorce and then you gotta pay her for the rest of your life. Does everyone think they're special and they'll somehow experience happiness for the rest of their life just because they're not single anymore? lol, at least learn from everyone elses mistakes. Never met one couple who wasn't at each other's throats for the most retarded reasons. And yet everyone tries to pressure each other to get into these situations like it's actually all unicorns and rainbows. fuck off, no thanks
Charles Gutierrez
do most guys do bench without a spotter
i'm thinking about getting back into the gym but don't have a workout partner anymore and i hate the idea of not being able to go all out
also don't want to ask some random dude to spot me every single time
Tyler Reyes
>the kiss at the end
I miss kissing my old ex's like this. Quick but super affectionate. Should I try to meet another girl guys?
Ryder Jones
> Foot fetish
Kill yourself.
Brandon Wright
NAH SON
Noah Rodriguez
TFW I have a GF.
TFW I wanna die.
Nicholas Anderson
WHAT THE FUUCKKKKK
Adam Cook
>live alone just fucking a sexbot
>can still have a child
Don't get my hopes up
Xavier Thompson
>tfw I realize that a girl likes me
>last week she actually told me she loves me a lot
>but
>she's fat
What the fuck do I do, bros?
Andrew Torres
Just try to live on forthe a while longer bros.
the future looks bright.
Benjamin Rogers
>t. woman
Adrian Martinez
Yeah because it's true. People seem to think this means spilling your guts out and telling her your hobby is to sniff the PVC panties of your figures which is just fucking retarded. Everyone has shit they want to keep to themselves. But if you're trying to be someone you're not it's just going to come off as contrived and will turn away someone whos interested.
John Garcia
I'm not looking for a relationship because that's a serious investment.
I want someone I can fuck and maybe go on dates sometimes.
Alas...
Brandon Brown
>Choose another place then there are so many
The point is that most of the places listed, even the most social ones like bars, aren't super easy to strike up conversations with strangers minding their own business (ie 99.9% of them).
Sure, it's not impossible, but to think people here who are hardly social butterflies are going to be able to do a cold approach at a bar is ludicrous. What people here need to do is either join some sort of structured activity such as a team sport/hobby or just go hang out with friends irl in social settings where you're able to meet their friends etc. But even these things are tricky depending on your confidence and access and nowhere near guarantee any sort of social success.
"just go chat people up at cafes, gyms, stores and bars" is basically a boomer "just put on your sunday best, ask for the manager and give them a firm handshake" tier piece of advice
Chase White
at this point in my life i'm afraid of getting a girlfriend since i'll be deathly afraid of having sex, because i will underperform and get laughed at
Wyatt Johnson
haven't read the thread
any suicidal fags here?
kill yourselves
Asher Anderson
Chose your side, Yea Forums.This is war, all the spoils (GFs) go to the victorious.
Mason Ortiz
See I just think that would get old with time. Having a gf might be fun for a few days, but I can't see how I wouldn't get sick of someone like that.
Hudson Reed
Manipulate her into losing weight and hope you don't get cucked
Cameron Gomez
Personally being fat is unacceptable.
Ryan Reyes
How fat is fat?
Elijah Morales
You assume a 1-1 relationship is still strong...
Thomas Nelson
Please post source.
Gavin Gonzalez
Only 40% of men have reproduced while 80% of women have reproduced. Think about that for a second. (real statistic)
Women only want the top certain % of men. If you aren't there, well, bad luck.
Lucas Howard
If you want out of this misery, you have to go your own way.
Benjamin Anderson
imagine ....
David Martin
man im glad at least im not this autistic
Gavin Cruz
There's nothing about here that doesn't exude "I am a high end prostitute" which is fucking fascinating considering I am sure OP's webm is from porn.
Andrew Nelson
even in Drive he was a cuckold
Aiden King
Are you at all educated? Do you not follow anything on genetics?
The human race is COMPLETELY fucked atm. Nobody breeds with who they should be breeding with (Intelligent people)
They want to sleep with pretty people that we now know conclusively have bad genes, not good ones and they're just a trap genetically. Look at a list of all the world's greatest genius's and inventors. They are simply unattractive yet they are the superior seed.
James Rogers
help her lose weight or get more test
Thomas Thompson
>it's an "Op bullies lonely anons episode"
This is not based, please stop.
Gabriel Martin
They just kinda stopped asking a few years ago.
I'm just waiting to rent a sex bot now.
James Young
when they're starting to sell some of those artificial womb kits...
Xavier Cook
Deal with it.
Tyler Williams
how come jap firearms are fantastic but their pistols are absolute dogshit
come someone please explain
Cameron Walker
Carter Scott
Any games or movies that have this? Please, I need this.
William Gonzalez
listen as long as she ain't obese we're fair game
David Roberts
is it chubby fat on landwhale status work out with her if its just chubby
Robert Walker
what can go wrong
Adrian Jackson
She's obese
Jaxson Hall
Fuck bro did i steal your girl ?
>Long as fuck dry spell
>start going to the gym every other day cardio every day and cal the days i dont lift
>start looking decent
>Start talking to this girl i see at college
>we take the train the same way and she meets up with some guy who tells me to get home safe she gives me a hug goodbye
>We setup a time to gym together
>We hang out after and she tells me she has a bf
>I feel disappointed but fuck it
>still gym together
>start seeing each other every other day
>she comes over to my house
>flirting for weeks now she stops having sex with her bf and spends all her time with me
>after about over a month of this she dumps the guy
>they er actually together for 2 years and he got dumped despite doing nothing wrong
>pound his girl friend harder then he ever could
>she actually never orgasmed more than once with the guy
>he blows up her phone even when we fuck
>his mom fucking calls her
>I see all his sad texts
ts honestly scary and im not sure if i regret doing it or not just thinknig of how he felt makes my stomach hurt
Jaxson Collins
Nop, Only one mass shooter kindergarden
Landon Miller
>drive pic
You don't know anything. Goose has been a Yea Forums fantasy before the "incel" meme existed.
Daniel Hall
500 posts in exactly an hour
Huh
Levi Reyes
t.
Camden Watson
He's the new "tfw no gf".
Carter Cooper
You got the right idea. There's no point in having a quirky fun tomboy GF, you might as well just be gay and not have the female baggage.
Wyatt Price
I have tried real hard to change my ways for about a year now, it just doesnt work.
Zachary Ward
You dont get it at all dude. If she said no to you asking her out its that she's not interested; not that she wants you to "Try harder", she's not interested so take the hint and stop wasting your time on someone who doesnt want it. You're not going to somehow will someone else to like you when they dont by repeatedly asking them out or some stupid shit.
Brayden Martin
Tell her to lose weight first and then you will go out with her. But don't tell her it's because she's fat, tell her it's because it's unhealthy not to exercise and you care about her health and well-being.
John Butler
>hey friends do I really like this girl? can you decide for me?
fucking retard
>you can do better!
and fuck your retarded friends
you americans are so insecure and have some autistic goals in relationships
literally just be yourself
Alexander Ramirez
>omg i really want a qt gf
>blow 3 loads
>don't care about girls anymore for the rest of the day
are girlfriends literally walking cumdumpsters? what to do with them after sex?
Ryder Harris
We are build a suicide squad agains SJW
Ethan Russell
>Yea Forums - ROBOT9001
Noah Thompson
Reminder to stay away from single mothers. I don't care how hot she is or how well you get on, don't date or fuck her.
Justin Anderson
>give fuck dolls AI and a personality
>they leave you too
Easton Lee
Josiah Roberts
If you're not interested say no. I'm not saying physical attraction isn't important but if her being fat is the only thing holding you back you might want to step back and analyze the situation. Weight can always change.
If she's morbidly obese it's another situation entirely.
Asher Howard
What is the worst thing Stacies and Chads say, and why is it, "[your future partner] would be lucky to have you."
Lotta lonely gym bros, these days. I'd say most do, and it's the norm.
Trick is to find that chad, and develop some rapport with him so he's no longer a stranger and you a (total) scrawny weirdo to him.
Samuel Long
plz no
Gavin Robinson
>being born a human but still obsessing over something all lower animals do all the time
jesus christ its not looking good for humans. maybe you types should be reborn as a cockroach or a turkey instead and itll be easier for ya.
Ryder Thompson
i don't ever feel lonely and depressed until these threads come up. fuck you guys
Easton Ward
Sounded believable til you turned it into the plot to an NTR manga
Dylan Ramirez
Proof that the /fit/pill and sigmaxing is the only option.
Matthew Fisher
i'm 5'2 so i never really cared about relationships because i'll never have one
i know that the feeling in the OP is as alien and unachievable for me as, i dunno, swimming to the moon or something like that
Anthony Green
bottom right would make a better onizuka
Hunter Perez
why do you even want a gf?
Colton Jackson
New thread
Camden Watson
China will do it.
Aaron Powell
damn I want her to choke slam me into a squat rack
Jaxon Thompson
this
Carson Watson
there's nothing wrong with widows
Evan Barnes
Ok not 30% but also not even close to everyone. The following article is written like shit but at least it cites a researcher who found out about 50% of men who ever lived had reproduced.
goodmenproject.com
In prehistoric times it was even more extreme
psmag.com
Jordan Moore
>>don't care about girls anymore for the rest of the day
wait until that turns into "for the next 10 minutes"
Christopher Green
You're all good user. Don't worry.
Carter Gomez
That's how they all are. You won't know it's happening to you until it's too late. Always be the one to move on first.
Charles Campbell
>chick is 8/10
>she wants the dick
>I'm 5/10 on a good day
I want to fuck but i'd feel self-concious
Jordan Jenkins
>Yea Forums virgin violence
Samuel Nelson
I've considered that but I find men just as, if not more, annoying than women. Plus, I have zero sexual attraction to men.
Robert Morgan
Opposite for me. After I fap I can't help but always think how I should get a gf and fuck her instead.
Sebastian Sanchez
Honestly its really not that hard most people don't mind random conversation if you are nice enough. I've never had someone straight up ignore or reject me for small talk.
Honestly just try it before you knock it 3 people a day is actually easy as fuck and eventually youll be doing 5 and then 5 females only. Trust me youll get numbers and have the choice to keep some of them as friends.
Sure it may seem out of character for you but if you keep doing the same shit you get the same results. Whats the worst that can happen? some stranger does not like you? not so bad.
Daniel Foster
fuck off
Lucas Sullivan
Remember when you were young, and you thought that love is something that would automatically happen to you when you became an adult? You thought it was just a few bad luck rolls, how girls your age kept rejecting you in favor of hypernormies?
Kayden Rogers
I just want to feel
Ethan Rogers
What if she has milk and you like that?
Elijah Hill
Have you even been to /r9k/ lately?
Joshua Brown
>The girl I love in HS end up with 5'2 guy ...
Levi Hall
To alleviate my ego and feel socially accepted/superiour
Cameron Hughes
New thread
Brayden Lewis
Don't trust a girl who likes PunPun
Kayden Edwards
That's the joke. Justin Bieber doesn't need muscles, his forward-grown face bones project enough masculinity to make girls wet.
Sebastian James
Fucer
Matthew Young
i want someone i can have sex with that wants to have sex with me without me having to pay her for it
Nathan Baker
Caleb Harris
they might,but they have too many men in the rural regions
Jacob Morgan
Michael Moore
Reminder that none of us will ever achieve happiness :)
Ethan King
I'm honestly not into cucking shit it just happened user. It honestly scares me because she is my gf now and can pull the same shit on me.
Brody Sanders
You'll always be the replacement. Both the mother and her kid will know that and will always think that.
Levi Reyes
>that girl you really like who doesnt even know you exsist
>have to cope with never being with her even thou shes single and never been in a relationship like you
Connor Ramirez
This is true. I think a lot of people in the thread self-project themselves on to a lot of girls and imagine that the relationship will give them happiness. When really it's probably the opposite. If you have issues, getting a girlfriend isn't gonna make that shit go away.
Hit up /fit/, go to the gym. Work shit out on your own before you try to self-sabotage another chance at a GF
Aiden Richardson
>some stranger does not like you? not so bad.
It's pretty bad when your goal is to build confidence.
>I've never had someone straight up ignore or reject me for small talk.
and we have no idea who the fuck you are so what do you want us to take from that statement?
Hunter Walker
I married my big tiddy goth girl...It's the best thing I've ever done.
Jose King
Weird, In theory ugly males exist because males get less selection, Now is because some ugly guys become serial rapist
Angel Hill
because we live for one another
Zachary Myers
he must be loaded, i'm not
Charles Cooper
She's fucked like 5 guys though.
Ayden Hughes
I want a companion. Unfortunately I'm not gay because it would be so much easier.
Jace Barnes
New thread
Ryan Rivera
>head there one day after staying away for years
>haha post your selfie robot depressed bros fuck normies!
moot should have nuked that place before he left
Adam Phillips
Reminder that if you think you can only achieve happiness with a woman, you'll never achieve it. :)
Isaiah Powell
>Asian women or white women? no i prefer Korean boys how could you tell?
David Ramirez
What did he mean by this?
Levi Perez
It isn't.
John King
Sauce?
Aiden Foster
life is just RNG
im a beta male 167cm, but somehow i had a 8/10 gf for six months because we were both stuck in a samll town and she was bored
Jackson Campbell
>having brain damage
Nathan Edwards
Go out with her but help her lose weight
Once she's at an average weight level she'll become more attractive and dump you to get together with an actual Chad
Luis Rivera
>23 year old KHV
>trying to suck an anonymous dick just to have some experience before die
>not even gay
>fagfags constantly asking me for dick pics
>feels weirdly predatory
>tfw I'll never find another depressed NEET to suck off.
Anthony Gonzalez
Doubt. She was probably 8/10 in a small town, 5/10 in a big city.
John Fisher
Alright, I believe you. But you know you don't deserve sympathy, considering you enabled her actions. Not blaming you for letting the dick take over, but you getting cheated on would be quite the sweet poetry.
Oliver Anderson
Whether a girl has a boyfriend is irrelevant when it comes to your chances with a girl.
It's very simple, if you are better than her boyfriend she will leave him after a while when she knows she can be certain she can move on to you.
If she is not certain she will be willing to cheat on her boyfriend with you.
But all that shit can be turned around on you too, remember that, also don't ever believe the things she tells about her previous boyfriend and how you compare to him, she's working an angle on you.
Joshua Gutierrez
Kinda based desu
Owen Reed
dont care she was hot in my eyes and she loved anal
Christian Lewis
airi suzumura
Bentley Cook
lol
Luke Johnson
This is wisdom.
Jeremiah Clark
Of course it is. Find a guy you get on well with, lust after him for a while and finally get him drunk/drugged and rape him.
That's what all the other gays do, right?
Sebastian Bennett
Man if you keep making excuses how do you expect shit to change?
I' not the one making you or any of you niggas lonely but i can tell you what worked for me.
I'm not hyper social I play video games all day every day. I failed so much in my life but the one thing I do know and has helped me with so much is that some times you just gotta give others a chance.
Sometimes you gotta be the one making moves putting yourself out there and ready to be hurt. If you stay in that comfort zone you wont get shit.
We are grown fucking men my dude im asking you to talk to 3 people a day not go to fucking war.
Chase Gray
A trillion thanks to Incase for creating the puazi.
Now we just need more of the stepdaughter and dad, return of the teacher and how young teens handle it.
Asher Watson
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hudson Rogers
You will die alone.
How does that feel to know this?
Ian Cruz
Thanks!
Dominic Cox
New thread
Camden Parker
>tell my girl friends about it
You already failed. No girl wants her guy friends to date. They would rather they remain single so they have options or don't end up binging competition to events.
Adam Hughes
Tinder is a hookup app you disingenuous retard. Literally everyone on there is just looking for quick sex. You have never and will never meet someone who met their SO on fucking Tinder. Because that's not what it's for.
Cooper Murphy
based
Carter Mitchell
You have a point.
Ryan Ortiz
OP here.
i feel bad for making this thread.
hope i didn't make anyone cry tgemselves to sleep today
Xavier Fisher
I think you are misinformed.
Dylan Miller
Not dying alone is a shitty meme.
Dominic Morales
u femenine?