Let's take a moment and say goodbye to our fellow British posters...

Let's take a moment and say goodbye to our fellow British posters, who won't be able to browse this site starting April 1st because their government is blocking all 18+ sites including this one. Goodbye, friends.

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>April 1
Bait

Yea Forums 4channel split means that this wont have an effect

4channel is still an 18+ site.

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>Under the new regulation, websites will be required to adopt an age verification system.
>The systems will require users to verify their email address and then their age using a variety of options, such as SMS, credit card, passport or your driving license. Some systems will also offer a "porn pass" you can purchase from a local shop.

>porn pass
>purchase
>local shop
OH NO NO NO
OI M8 YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR YER PORN?

Websites need to be 2/3rds porn to be blocked by the filter. 4channel will be fine. Also, sorry to spoil the fun but the porn filter has been delayed again and likely won't ever actually happen.

b-But what about all these British video games?! Oh, wait...

>April 1st
wew lad

This.

Ironically it comes up in discussion about this time every year for the last 3-4 years and it has never happened

another retarded esl

Thank you for creating the best video game of all time.

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Who doesn't have a vpn?

Porn pass will only affect sites that are selling porn. Ones that have porn on them but for free are not included in the law. Yet.

People pay for porn?

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Normies do, yes.

I buy tokens on Chaturbate.

If you're into something niche, yes.

>April 1st
It's funny isn't it, April fools.

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Name one (legal) that I can't find elsewhere for free

Ahem
FUCK BRITS and FUCK UNIONISTS

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Now we just need to get rid of the Burgers and this will be a wonderful place.

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It's not called a porn pass it's called a wank loicence m8t.

you think those porn books on the panda spawn out of the uploaders' asses?

>theresa may will know what I've been looking at on exhentai
Hot

>not getting full rips for paysites off of Empornium

Guarantee it's not gonna happen

And the Australians and Canadians. This place would be great without Anglos. Just like the world, lol

yes the porn filter its a real thing they are trying to pass and have been pushing since the Cameron days. even reports lately state that major outlets like pornhub are onboard with it. but they already forced ISPs to block piratebay for example, which is incredibly difficult to circumvent. like googling 'proxy bay' and continuing on as normal. our government is very 'net savvy.

once i had to actually tell my ISP that i am a grown up and fine with seeing adult websites. literally Yea Forums was blocked until i manually changed settings.

also a forgotten law that i think was actually passed and never went anywhere, because what the fuck, was making it illegal to own porn considered "violent". if you and your wife are into kinky shit and you have consenting pictures of your own wife conscientiously tied up or doing BDSM shit, technically that could be illegal.

my country is pretty dumb please no bully.

The british government can't afford to piss off its citizens any more desu.

I take it if your skin color has just the right shade you'll still have normal access to the internet?

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>Websites need to be 2/3rds porn to be blocked by the filter
Sounds like a challenge...

Just change your dns lmao

consensually**

Lets say goodbye to these guys and the auzzies in light of “the incident” because muh alt right website shit.

kek

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you'd be suprised

They staffed a nuclear bunker recently to prepare for brexit, not even for a nuclear threat but just because they're scared of their own citizens.

Just get a vpn

>pornhub are on board
Yeah no shit, they're the ones selling porn passes. This whole thing is both alarmingly corrupt and pitifully incompetent.

>He believes any of this shit

I bet you believe we can't access TPB too.

That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works.

Fuck I wish this was true. Brits are lower scum then literally any other nationality.

Hasn't Yea Forums and cripple chan already been blocked?

As long as we have brexit right lads? Right?

>Implying
I'll sooner pay for a fucking VPN than give my retard government my ID for a porn pass.

Not all of us are gone, just the ones who don't know how to bypass blocked websits

Either German or a mutt.

wers ur pawn loiconse m8

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>then

>Porn
I legitmately haven't masturbated to rl or even animated porn in my entire life. I think I have I problem where I can only get off to stories.

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>if you and your wife are into kinky shit and you have consenting pictures of your own wife conscientiously tied up or doing BDSM shit, technically that could be illegal.
It is illegal, our shithole country doesn't recognise the act of consenting to abuse. It's illegal to produce BDSM content within our borders. Hell, over here it's literally illegal to have a woman sit on your face.

It's easy to see this as hatred to UK natives but personally I see this as UK institutions trying to cover up their incompetence.

They deserve all the shit they get.

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Not everyone has enough experience of the public sector to know how shit most of it is