Damn

Damn..

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a man has a right to defend his land from an invading force.

This is deep.

DUD HAHA FUCK THE WHAT WHAT IF mario HAD REAL LIFE CONSQEUENCES???
HOO HOO
HA HA!

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how are cute goombas an invading force?

>wtf LET THEM IN!
>fuck having borders n shit

WHAT IF MARIO WAS ACTUALLY A COMPLETE PSYCHOPATH XD

I wish Goombella would forcefully invade me

I want to taste a goomba so fucking bad.

dude's what if mario is the real monsters

Doesn't have to be the adult goombas or koopas.

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you'd separate the children from their parents YOU MONSTER! LET THEM ALL IN!

>Mario: defending his country
>Bowser: just wants a complete family for his 9 children
>Koopas/Goombas: Following Bowser's orders
>Toads: Just citizens following Peach's orders
>Peach: Gluttonous queen who allows herself to be a target for Bowser, enslaves toads to be her warriors, and forces Mario and his family/friends to use their own time frequently to save her. Ultimately, even after everything, she rejects both Mario and Bowser.
Who's really evil here?

>Bowser's military force invading Sarasaland after turning the king into a ladybug thing
>Innocent.

That's up to the parents. Stop this bowserstein.

Deconstruction has ruined media. A couple people did a good job at it and now every fucking self-proclaimed artist tries their hand without understanding what the fuck they're doing and why the fuck people were doing it.

For some reason I kek'd hard at this, and cured my depression somewhat. Thanks user.

She's probs a feminist

don't let children suffer for the crimes of their parents YOU MONSTER

It's outright said Goombas are native to the Mushroom Kingdom, they're actual mushroom people unlike Peach and the Toads
It's very clear they're trying to take back their rightful land

No she's super hot in the goomba world, she doesn't have a reason to be angry.

Life changing..

pretty fukin WOKE

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its funny because blocks are people

nobody who makes art like this has ever played the paper mario games

The player for tipping the scales

What do you mean?

in those games (or at least the first two) goombas, koopas, etc. aren't inherently 'good' or 'bad,' they're just normal schmucks living in the kingdom (and surrounding areas) like anyone else
the first two partners you get in each game are a goomba and a koopa, for fuck's sake

Too soon hahahaha

Self defense, bitch.

>bowser strategy game never ever

Weird, hot females seem to be more likely to be feminists where I live.

>based normal girls
Stacys are sluts which is just as bad

bowser jr strategy game already happened tho

Bowser jrs journey in the Bowsers Inside Story remake talks about this.

Basically Bowser Jr. Is based and says it doesn't matter who you think is good or evil because it's all a matter of perspective.

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Goombas are the original inhabitants of the mushroom kingdom as well. Now think about the possible timeline of this.
>Mushroom Kingdom formed with the goombas and toads
>Princess Peach starts to gain power but still has to deal with all of the kings
>Bowser steals her away
>She is saved by Mario
>She uses this as a platform to gain even more power, similar to the nazis, propagandizing the Goombas as evil
>Becomes the dictator of the Mushroom Kingdom
>"I'm not a queen, I'm just a princess"
>Bowser doesn't see this at all
>She uses Bowser to her advantage to constantly make herself seem innocent and defenseles

I actually laughed

BUT HEY

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Kill em all. Shouldnt have fucked with the RIGHT side.

Damn...

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FUCKING WOMEN. RRREEEEEEEEE

Goombas are chestnuts you dumb faggot

tru dat bruda

Powerful

isnt that Mario+Rabbids?

hammer bro deserves his own game.

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When he breaks the blocks he saves and frees the toads trapped inside

Am I wrong to want crossover Mario games? Seeing the Rabbids in Mario made me want to see Mario x Marvel, Mario x Star Wars, Mario x Watchmen, etc.

I don't get it.

Deep

Is it irony that the image OP used is probably older than xe is?

Makes me realize....

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Are you being sarcastic? Genuinely not sure.

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This, also Mario x Islam would be cool idk just a thought

>>Bowser: just wants a complete family for his 9 children
Come on user, there's no way you can twist constant attacks and kidnappings to not be the bad guy

B-B-But Matpat said....

so was the OBSESSED meme just projection this whole time?

How old is this picture?

g-guys is mario bad?

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