Admit that this is the reason why you bought neir automata

I never gave a fuck about Nier or Yoko Taro before playing Automata.

I am a simple man that likes hack n' slash games. I see the Platinum logo, I buy it.

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Actually I pirated it.

That's the reason I bought it.
That's not the reason I played it through 3 times.

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I played Nier Gestalt and when platinum was stated to be involved there was no way I wasn't going to buy it.

Bought cause i'm chad enough to not fap

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helped that it was a good game

>bought
I don't have to admit shit.

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bought it for the 2b ass, kept it for the 9s charm

I admit it.

I love my wife 2B.

no, because it's a Yoko Taro game. the butt was icing on the cake.

No, but it didn't hurt

>butt was icing on the cake.
You can't frost a cake with your butt.

I pirated it for this, but when I saw that it was a deep existentialist tale I bought it.

Fuck all those who are going to mock me.

Imagine being so pathetic that you're not completely chaste and dedicate yourself completely to our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.

Nice one

Such a shitty unoptimized game with boring story so far, but the music is good.

>buying weebshit
lmao

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Imagine being so pathetic you look at computers and see food.

I can frost her artificial womb with semen.

I'm gay and I bought it because I loved Nier, love Platinum and thought the art style and character design looked great and unique.
All the robosexuals amuse me though.
I wanna play Drakengard one of these days.

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Have sex

No, I only use based CODEX

>I buy games with my dick

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>im gay
bullshit, if not you wouldn't play games

>get my skull crushed by the thighs of

no u

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You're right. I admit it

>I buy games with my mangina, gee I have like over 9000 cuck points by now.

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>i'm gay
That's what they want you to think

>I buy games

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Reason I bought Nier Automata
youtube.com/watch?v=YMKskuvJTcs

>I

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>

>bought nier automata
lmao no

this

>tfw you have a humiliation fetish and fap to video games specifically *because* it makes you feel pathetic

I especially like to put on audio of girls laughing and imagine that it's a group of Stacies laughing at me while I do it.

these. dropped the game because of the anime brainrot. usually like platinums games and i own almost everyone of them but this were a complete let down.

I bought it because I trusted Yoko Taro to make me feel a wide range of emotion, including but not limited to wanting to rip my heart out.

I'm convinced that almost no one bought the game for this reason

No, I bought it because the setting seemed interesting. Nobody is actually sad enough to spend full game price just because of an ass.

Was there ever a consensus reached and what it stood for?
IIRC didn't the french version imply it to possibly be "kiss"?

No, it's for the gameplay. 2B honestly isn't that hot.

I bought it because I liked the original NieR actually.

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I played on PC but didn't buy it. I liked it so I'll buy it once they stop being lazy fucks and fix the PC version so that it doesn't require a mod to fucking run the game properly. I heard something about a version with all the DLC coming out bundled together so I'll pick that up and replay it if it isn't broken trash.

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Imagine....haha

I know right. Imagine touching your own weener like that. Ha ha.

imagine the smell

Actually it was pic related for me.
Also A2 > 2B

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*will buy
When I get a seXbox.

Absolutely. I had mild interest in Drakenguard prior not hardly a fan.
A fat, round butt on a sword-wielding qt? Of course. The world needs more AAA games that are not afraid to be lewd.

Nah, I played the demo, video games' best marketing tool.

2B and the beautiful city ruins setting

I was very pleased with both

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That's actually ther reason I haven't bought it yet

You say it's good but I know deep down you're just a big bunch of preverts

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t. mentally ill AIDSfaggot Resetera tranny

there is absolutely nothing wrong buying games with your dick.

I bought

QIII Arena
Heavy Mental F.A.K.K.2
SiN
NOLF
Street Fighter series
King of Fighters series
Guilty Gear series
Darkstalkers
Parasete Eve
Dino Crisis
Resident Evil 1-3
Drakan
Bayonetta
and many many more with my dick. Kys.

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I got it because Toobs was gonna be in Soul Calibur

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you are a very weak male and easy controlable with asses

Imagine not fapping to this ass. Imagine being that gay.

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based and dickpilled

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Piratechads always win, baby

Or he knows exactly what he wants and isnt afraid or insecure to admit it

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i bought it coz kaiden fix isnt wörking on the pirated version

Yeah ok sure, I bought a game with my dick, turna out the game is actually fun and good

This

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To be fair, you play as the boy for 65% of the game.

No, you stupid shithead. I was sold on the game after I played the demo, the ass was just a bonus.

I played the original Nier simply because of the soundtrack, so when Automata came out I got it for that exact same reason.

I bought the game because I loved the first Nier.

I will however admit that I lost the desire to keep playing after the first ending. And it was in fact partially due to the fact that I couldn't stare at 2B's ass anymore.

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i came for the girls and i came to the girls

"Kill".

i figure this guy faps to bestiality

It did lure me , and turned out to be a great game , a shit i cried like a bitch .

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leave retard

F I T M E N T
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>fitment

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>F I T M E N T
What now?

I bought it because I really like the original
Was good but kind of disappointing desu also fuck 2Bfags

>being adult is about doing what you want and not caring about what anyone else thinks
bing bing yahooo

if you buy Nier: Automata you get to have sex with 2B for real

>noun
>machinery an accessory attached to an assembly of parts

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Okay, I admit it

>Quake 3 arena
Explain

Shit joke

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Can confirm, although it's quite...difficult due to her weight and lack of vagina/anus, basically just a lot of making out/oral and cuddling, or arm pit fucking.

Just give her a pussy, dummy

Absolutely fucking based

Dear GOD what an astounding behind that is. I think that the female form is proof that there is indeed a God watching over us. There is no way that a bunch of fat and sinew could turn itself into such a majestic form. That ass is a work of art. While i am not one to brappost (i find it in extremely poor taste) I am not ashamed to say that i would lick that crack in your ass clean and i do not care if you had taken a slimy turd just nanoseconds before. Look at it. LOOK AT IT! The way those pants accentuate that round bottom, the way she sticks it out just a little bit to show off her wonderful form. Dear GOODNESS. That plump, juicy and absolutely astoundingly beautiful ASS. What a sick and cruel existence it is to know that such pure unfiltered beauty, such anatomical perfection is out there and you will never get to experience a night with that ass in complete and total servitude to you. Why did God have to make this ass and not let me have the joy and wonder of experiencing it? WHY? I BEG YOU TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY!
Please have sex with me. I am a virgin, but know that i have the sexual appetite to match that of a ravenously hungry tiger. Please. I beg you.

Can someone honestly tell me if there's any reason to play the game after completing 2b's campaign? I'm not gonna play as 9s if I can't look up 2b's skirt.

you guys realize those textures looks PS2 in 2k19?

Because you aren't done with the game?

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ur face is shit
I'm just an /o/tist with nothing better to do right now.

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I didn't buy Nier to fap. I bought Nier to cry.

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I might be it depends

Nope, I got into it because I like games where the main character suffers and is miserable, and say what you will about Yoko Taro and his love of android maids with great asses, but the man delivers, every single one of his games ends up badly. I prefer A2 anyways, but the fact she cuts off her hair is a crime on par with nanjing

I bought it for this good boy

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I don't know how to acquire a human one legally

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If not for the great reviews I wouldn't have bought it, but that ass definitely didn't hurt.

You literally aren't

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Any game gets points from me for being able to play as a girl but this wasn't even on my radar until I played the demo.

Get an android one then

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I never got the game

>buying it for the cute girl
>not for the cute boy

Fags

I didn't even know there were rips of the images from that game.

>Not confirmed

Yes.

So what? Your whale ass feeling oppressed?

Incorrect.
This is the reason.

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I was just gonna buy a fleshlight and have that installed...

No, you literally aren't done. 9S is exactly the same playthrough you already did, but the third is the continuation of it. You pretty much stopped playing Zelda after the third dungeon and haven't gotten the Master Sword yet.

It's not a Platinum game first and foremost, it's a Yoko Taro game that Platinum helped with.

Yes, and finished it for story and gameplay. Also, ass

that was easy

Kinda off topic, did anyone find a solution to that jet sound bug, without deleting the entire background music file?

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posst more robutt faggots

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au contraire

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It isn't, though.

i purchased the fitgirl store version at a huge discount last week

pretty cliche story but i like the music
>this cannot continue

it's entertaining enough that I can ignore the 2butt, after I went through the initial phase of figuring out how to remove the skirt and doing unarmed heavy attacks from the air for the full chun li and taking a break to crank it to some porn I quit caring kek

OH I'M WATCHIN ALRIGHT
WATCHIN HARD

Why did your Tuba come with no vagene?

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Where were you when taro started singing the credits?

those blood soaked tits pressed against the floor make my dick hard

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Any interesting mods for lewd purposes?

Apparently it's locked behind DLC, also the agreement requires I tape any/all sex and send a copy to Mr. Taro

No, that'd be because of Platinum and Yoko Taro collaborating. Nice projecting though.

Did she draw on her clothes or what?

>clothes

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This is the reason why I bought soulcalibur.

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I love the imagined level of depth and meaning people give this line. A bunch of weebs and waifufags discussing it like it's some deep philosophical line put in by these masters of art that deserves hundreds of hours of contemplation. It's hilarious.

>no Skullgirls
What are you, a fucking faggot?

imagine being surrounded by human tang yet you still prefer that and only that specifically in vidya because you can't get any irl

based and voldopilled

nah, twink wants some robo ass

Not him but the animation got me to buy it.

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Um excuse me what game is this? 6?

Seriously?

No shame

imagine being so pathetic

It better fucking have.

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I bought it because of him
2B's ass is still great tho

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Her legs are clipping

Okay, you got me. I think with my dick 99% of the time, including right now.

god I love being pathetic.

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>bought

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Imagine being

No, that's the reason I bought SCVI

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The three mounds of perfection

IMAGINE

not nearly enough polys. not faithful to source material

Is it? I would expect a fighter not to have less polys than a 3D action game.

I assume the models from each game have been ripped, I'd be curious to see if they're the same.

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kek

I want to fuck 2B's face

>i buy $60 games with my dick and then get mad when girls profit off my pathetic lack of self control

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So what.

DRAGONS

dont you dare to post this worthless whore again.

Same. I want her to sit on my face afterwards

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see, you're already mad

she's making thousands off guys just like you who buy things with their penises

so fuck all of you cavemen collectively bringing down our society

Immersion ruined. Can't fap desu

Why the fuck is it impossible to find this bitch's patreon shit for free somewhere

dont you dare post that worthless whore again.

I bought it because I loves the first that nice ass on 2B was just gravy

baste and replied

Why would you want to see that?

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>X right up and centered on her asshole

Imagine there's no heavan...

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Fag

So why did the databank of the machines look the way it did?

its not the reason i played it but its the reason i bought it

2b's butt is not that large, nor are her thighs or breasts. Stop using images/gifs that drag the camera/using lighting to where it gives the illusion of larger proportions. There's nothing wrong with her being skinny.

brap

lel

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?

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Stock_fart_sound_effect.wav

I'm not sure if you know 2B's measurements but her hips are 89cm. Which are considered to be on the small side while her chest side is somewhat average.

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It's what makes life worth living.

I can't fault you for having a sex drive, but ass is a fetish for monkeys and niggers.
Buy games based on thighs, tits, hips, long hair, flat stomachs, abs, faces, or probably some other stuff too. But not ass.

Same. Best of both worlds.

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I know her measurements. What is this supposed to prove to me by quoting me this? 88-89cm is not considered large, it's actually quite small for hips while her bust is average to below.

No, the reason I bought Automata was because it was a Taro game and a sequel to one of my favorite games last gen. I also bought it because Plat was developing it, hopefully ensuring the gameplay wouldn't be the weakest link. The juicy ass was just a bonus.

you can't remove her skirt in the ps4 version

R3+L3.

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Children want 2B. Real men want Commander White.

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Dummy

I played it because I like the hack n' slash genre, the OST sounded amazing, Platinum, and because of back muscle fetish

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how many of you decided to help other players at the end?

I just did.

Damn right, I punch my pin code in with my cock and then turkey slap the cashier.

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I bought it because I liked the first and Platinum games in general.

Kinda dissapointed in both gameplay and story. Music was good though.

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I can't fap to 2D or games. A cursed existence, I know. I get the boner but I can't.

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About the only thing I was disappointed by was the gameplay. The combat was dumbed down to appease the JRPG folks who aren't used to intricate combat and I was fine with that. But what I didn't like about the combat was the enemy variety. The machine lifeforms are cute as hell and all but they're not fun to fight against and their variety was poor. I think we should have fought more rogue Yorha units, just to spice the gameplay up.

Have sex

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Even SFM stuff?

Gib source.

Im almost in the same boat. If im familiar enough with the series i cant fap to it.

I'm talking about the game, not the porn.

I'm going to order a 2B cosplay. Don't try to stop me.

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This is what I'm doing my squats for.
Hopefully I'll be the reason of countless boners on next con I'll attend

>bought
yeah, as if I would pay for something I can get for free without repercussions

Thothub.tv

Not impossible

>admit that this is the reason why you bought neir automata
No. That's the reason why I'm GOING to buy Neir Automata.

Right back at you, newfag.

the reason I ended up loving it so much. If I ever go deaf I'd probably kill myself, can't imagine living in a world with no music

I pirated it for a reason. Thanks Yoko Taro.

no
i didnt even buy casual automata

are those screenshot from the same place but different decision/lead to other endings?