Claire A, leon B is CANON

>claire A, leon B is CANON
what's the correct response here?

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Jordan's pretty lanky huh?

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Yes isn't it obvious? You only fight super tyrant in Leon b

Trust me, you don't even want to see the limbo webm. She looks like a wobbly Gumby thot

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SHE

HAS

Tits too big.

>google reverse image search
>no results

jordan bullying NEEDS to STOP.
the nudes itself is enough, there's no reason why you guys have to speak badly about an 18yo girl

claire redfield

>correct response
Leon X Ada is also canon

More like nonexistent

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NO

Lol

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>the nudes
Excuse me?

>you don't even want to see the limbo webm
Yes I do.

It may have been in the original but in ReMake, ClaireXLeon is Canon.

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>Claire's tits 10 times the size of Jordans
Wonder how she feels about that

she looks like she fucks black guys

Check fucks chinks, actually.

They didn't scan her body, just her face. Her VA/mocap actress wore the skintight scan suit for her body scan and motions. They're her tits.

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jordan is still young she has plenty of growing to do!

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>actress wore the skintight scan suit for her body scan and motions. They're her tits
Absolute retard.

TITS

Yes they scan jordan's body, they just shrunk her height and increased percentage body fat. In game model have the exact same feet.

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>get a separate actress just to scan the body
embarrassing

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She looks cute to me. She's better than 99.9% of you can do, me included.

stop making fun or jordan or else

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If anything Jordan was the extra, since Stephanie did the mocap.

So, they scanned Jordan's body, a sticc-thin, 5'11" model, then completely changed her in-game body to be far more similar to the actress who did the mocap. But muh feet. Gotcha.

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Imagine if Voth bullied Jordan for having smaller breasts and smaller feet? Haha

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>what's the correct response here?
You are correct

>Voth bullying Jordan
Yeah right.

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>jordan is extra
no way fag, jordan IS claire. Even their personality and the way they dress is the same.

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I wanna marry Jordan

Man lanky girls are so hot

Thank mr skeltal

reminder that jordan is TALL

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I wanna play footy with her and then have hot steamy sex lads :3

You're correct, im glad we are of similar mind

Most fashion models are

tfw no slightly autistic gf

Claire Redfield is the love of my life.

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Have sex

>seething roasties in the background
lmao

Did jordan and leon's model have sex?

are those self harm scars on her arm or hair?

huh, doesn't look like a place where you'd get a lot of icebergs

0 * 10 is still zero

Yes

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no way fag

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The verdict is you only play one character then uninstall or else you're repeating the story

I played leon

it's the truth

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a lot of things change between routes, retard. you're missing a lot.

They used another girl for claire's body probably for that reason.

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who is she?

So why did she delete her social media? Did we freak her out?

Jill is cute

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the mods retard

The way she behaves really makes me thing she is slightly autistic or at least an aspie.

She didnt
instagram.com/jordan.mcewen/?hl=en

Only the obviously fake Twitter was deleted

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no
she is mine

Is there any woman that does not look like that for /v ?

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P E R T
E
R
T

>smile by the beach boys
she's already miles better than jordan desu

How can you going to marry my wife haha

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>shoulders wider than hips
Uhhhhhhh w-wait a minute...

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What's the perfect height for women?

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5'8-5'10 objectively speaking

Iceburgs leavin all them pregnant high school girls heartbroken

Claire is such an angel. I love her.

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below 152cm or above 180cm. no in-between.

Even the hottest women are like that man.

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Any ugly girl. The post you replied to is just a bad meme. Too many anons consuming too much porn and s,oy.

between 5'0" and 5'6" OR between 7'0" and 8'0"

>liking womanlets
>wanting to risk having manlet sons

none of the game is actual canon sweetie. it's alternative universe riddled with plot holes, sewed on top of a incomplete game.

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My girlfriend is 5'1.5", that or 5' flat is perfect to me. Short stacks make my dicks erupt on sight.

This is the ideal height and weight

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So post examples of hot women with shoulders wider than their hips then, that's a masculine trait

What tits?

This, that's a big thing to consider, short women carry manlet genes. Less than 165cm is already dangerous.

LOOK AT THAT LANKY KONG

Absolutely dysgenic

5'11!

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HE

seething manlets

Let the world become short stacks. I'll be rubbing one out until the day I die that way.

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HAS NO ASS

I'm 6'4", not perfect height but I'm doing alright.

Sure thing little guy, we all believe you

Just go to mexico if you want to see pudgy little dwarves waddling around all day

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Carl? Is that you? You've been saying you're 6'4 since high school but you're not. You're 6'1, I know because you're only just taller than me at 6 flat. I don't know why you need those extra three inches, just stop.

yuck

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>what's the correct response here?
Duh?

>that severe stare

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This is canon

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NO TITS

>this fridge is a model
What went wrong with the model industry? Is it really all about nepotism now?

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Julia has creepy Voldemort teeth. Who has teeth that small?

ok

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t. salty roastie

Go outside

how can you tell if you're in love with claire or jordan?

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too tall

Do you think Julia Voth had her 15yo body scanned for REmake Jill either you tard?

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Claire belongs to Steve

5'4 below. Shortstack or get out.

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Imagine them kissing. Imagine it.

>3 out of 4 people in that webm has the same haircut

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I can't because jordan is actually pure.

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Yes? You fucking retard? Real life isn't your animues.

Why do manlets feel the need to project so hard on average size people. If you cant appreciate short stacks as someone above six foot, you're not actually above six foot.

G O

O U T S I D E

Whichever one that makes you think the most about having a committed loving relationship/engagement/marriage/kids with. For me it's Claire.

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I fucking love when my gf dresses like that

Being a model isn't necessarily about beauty. Often it's just about having a look that draws attention, or makes the advertised product itself look better.

>Jordan will never be your gf

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Fashion models aren't strippers user. It sounds like you are looking for strippers.

To be a model you need a pretty face and being tall and slim, she has that. I've never seen female models with voluptuous bodies.

Bruh look at all the male models and chads she hangs out with on insta, she has a train run on her whilst doing lines of coke off some dudes dick probably every night, these beautiful people don't live like you and me user. The idea of "bein pure and innocent" went at the window for them when they were fucking and partying at 15 just accept it, the only "pure" girls left are whale looking lasses with have severe autism.

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>Any ugly girl
Fat ugly white women get called mudsharks too.
Only asians are spared

for me, it's jordan!
she is real and i can always have her dress up as claire and role play when I want

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According to statistics it's mostly landwhales fucking black guys so yeah.

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There is going to come a time when a boy Jordan wants to fuck, some chaddo is going to fucking say it: "dress like Claire for me." And she, just like Voth, is gonna fucking do it and climb that dick.

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FAKE NEWS

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i know a pure girl IRL and she's pretty cute and sexy. Like Jordan but with thighs and ass.

Voth's husband already has that pleasure.

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For me it's Andrea AKA Lady

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ugly bellybutton

>reddit basedcuck memes

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Fuck

This is a proper response, going outside will teach people that all women are fucking retarded and no matter how much sex you have will refute that fact

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>[The decade of Chinese] - 1
>white women

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Bros...

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They really don’t

Is this from BLACKED.com?

holy fuck she's weird

pic related is what peak performance looks like

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>Original RE2
>Ada throws a rocket launcher to Claire for no reason
>"WHO ARE YOU"
Honestly either of them route could be canon but I always had a good laugh when this happened

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That's a rare K. did you make it?

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I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE WITH A GIRL WHY IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR

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no it's from a modeling agency, which is what they try and mimic.

stop watching interracial porn.

>that man jaw
nah broski

>peak performance
>that
if you're into lot lizards maybe

>Is anything featuring a white female from BLACKED
Of course ecksdee all grills want le big black peanus weanus lol get cuckt wite boi lmao

Nah, I just have a big folder.

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If Jordan sent me a letter saying she is in silent hill, I would go, I ain't got much to live for.

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Beautiful people and especially models fuck each other exclusively its not even debatable, i guarantee she trips on molly every weekend, she'll be depressed in 10 years because of it will fuck her dopamine levels up which will lead to desperation which leads to even mode lewdness

more for me faggot

i wish it was that easy to find a girl like her

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nah jordan and andrea is pure and autistic, it's not like those thots like jake paul girlfriend or something

>Fat ugly white women get called mudsharks too.

Yes but that "she looks like she fucks black guys" post is a meme of the site and I've seen it countless times. Always used when a picture of an attractive woman is posted. People continue to post it because people continue to reply to the bait.

>NO JORDAN GF

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>I know that feel user

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Claire is a lovable and wonderful person

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>no andrea gf

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I JUST WANNA GIVE JORDAN A HUG!!

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>Manjaw

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Average american

I JUST WANT CUDDLE ANDREA

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Claire melts my heart.

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Alice?

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Jordan!

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>sniff fags
Here's how a real man handles that

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Ugly face

it's weird
you only meet Marvin as Leon in Leon A
but you also only fight big tentancle in Leon B

I want to caress Claire's face

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>5'11
>tfw dwarf 5.2
Yep. Back to my room and playing some animu games desu.

If Rebecca comes back in a new RE game it would be cool Erin to voice her again

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This threads compares tits, the DMC thread is datamining Vergil`s dick

I will stay here

I'm pretty much there with you man, it's been a while since I saw someone say they were my height.

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Funny thing is that I think tall chicks is hot

>this is what white dudes consider attractive

exotic

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>Be numale
>Fap to pretentious cuck porn with hot white women
>Now you can't look at aesthethic pictures of hot white girls whitout thinking about black cocks
This is some pavlovian shit going on

Reminds me of Tintin

What makes you say that... She's just acting happy.

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Who's the Rebecca girl?

i want to believe
>tfw no cute, tall, slightly autistic lanklet girlfriend

A Claire is a terrible thing to waste

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I love Claire

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underrated

I prefer Claire, she is fictional so i can make up headcanon where she likes me

I'm a dude and have bigger tits

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God damn I love small tits. Thanks for this. ;)

6'
t. 6'3" man

youtube.com/watch?v=B2iZC8xxRiw

Sniff this

why is girls fucking their dogs so hot damn

because if they fuck dogs then it seems like their standards would be low enough to fuck you

Because you have to yff in hell that's why

Which mod is that?

>get this stanky thot away from me

that's part of it
i think its because if they fuck dogs it means they must not like humans much so we'd get along

also i'd love to just watch her get fucked by her dog all the time. does that make me a cuck

Shame they turned her into a man in DmC2.

Yes, and a furfag

where are the claire '98 nude mods? have you seen those perky tits and fat ass goddamn

5'7 My height

I aren't think that

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It's hard not to. She is very lovable.

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Jill

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>Feel down
>Think about Claire
>Feel better instantly

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>just did one of those zombie parry moves on hardcore and took no damage
heard before that it worked just on standard and below but i guess not

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Because women are only good as sex objects and them being degraded to fucking animals is hot

If we get an RE3 remake will they keep Jill's original face model or switch her out for someone else?

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>when the bullyng kicks in

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hot

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Claire should be hugged, not bullied

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No experience with the remake, but Leon A/Claire B has been my method on the original except once where I did it the other way out of curiosity.

For you.

The fuck is this

claire has bad fashion sense

>She will never be real

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>That dog's PTSD face
You just know she molests him

Why did Wesker have a picture of her in his desk?

It really hurts

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>in order to be claire's man you'd have to win over chris
would be tough

Check out Eugenie Buchard's boyfriend/fiance/husband the guy's nothing aesthetically, a lot of down to earth ĂĽberhotties out there.

Leon will fuck Ada and nothing Chris can do about it.

He got a rise out of it

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There's no canon RE endings.

I think you mean Ada will fuck Leon

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ada takes what she wants and she will take leon's virginity

Nope. She's an adult, that's all the growing she has, done. The only way she's going to get bigger tits is through hormonal changes from the pill or pregnancy, or implants. Tits do not scale with age you massive virgin.

>Incompetent rookie
>Got into Elite team of rescuers
>Wesker is high positioned officer

Yea i wonder how too some women get into high positions within an organisation.

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she can be both

Yep who can deny that 1000% Bavarian phenotype.

As high as they need to be to give me a blowjob standing up

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>still no Sherry mods

They'll probably switch her out, since the face they've had for the last few are probably too low res.

What is she doing?

not him but isn't she 17? tits can still grow a bit even at 18-19

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

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>For Remake2 It doesn't matter.
That's the correct response. Remake 2, has barley any deviation between the A and B scenarios. It's very clear that they only added in another scenario because of the backlash from the rumors that there weren't going to be any.

19 this year. Those titties ain't growing unless she packs on a load of fat, gets pregnant or starts taking the pill. Life isn't a fucking anime, you don't suddenly have massive milkers by virtue of being an adult, much like your dick won't keep getting bigger with age either.

Only if you're a late bloomer and have late puberty and/or a second spurt. She's 5'11 and already in the 99th centile of women for height. There's a good chance that she won't have any more growth left in her. Most women are done with their adolescent growth by 14-17 anyway.

Yeah. Tell that to Wesker and irons

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claire is meant to be bullied and chris is meant to protect her

Look at the rest of STARS (An Air Force pilot, a Delta Force dropout, a wimp for a helicopter pilot among others) and the endemic corruption in RPD and it's not really surprising.

After all that's what besties are for.

And Wesker is meant to bully both redfeild siblings

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Can I get a lot lewd pics of her?

jordan is 100% aspie, if you watched any of her videos you would know.

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Claire is a pure and gentle soul, she can't handle bullying!

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but jordan is real!

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she handled getting kicked in the tits and pistolwhipped pretty well

He got an hard-on like you would not believe

Why was Chief Irons so aggro?

>Forest was an elite sniper
>Chris was as competent as Forest maybe even more had a healthy rivalry ith him
>Wesker was a bio-engineered super human an officer of Stars
>Jill was a master of unlocking
>Richard was a radio specialist
>Barry a experience air force guy that talked Chris into joining STARS

Yep real rag tag group

hold me bros.. i can't..

What's wrong?

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Claire is for cherishing and loving forever.

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He'd put a lot of work into setting up his own little fiefdom and it was all going to shit because Umbrella done fucked up. Sherry and her locket were his one chance to salvage something out of the whole situation.

>not posting the webm

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Claire makes the world that much brighter

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Are you okay user?

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Wesker had excellent taste

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god damn she got some big arms

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>ywn get a gf who much on cereals at parties
why life?

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No ass
No tits
No hips
Skin too white

What is her appeal? You know she not a virgin either.

Kiss me, Leon.

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Yes way fag

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That you will end up playing Claire A and B and Leon A and B so who cares.

oh my god
suffering

>goofy
>cute
>carefree
She's the gf many of us have always wanted

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Indeed

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>he hasn't called back yet

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>those arms

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God she's so adorable. I just want to scoop her up and carry her around in my arms.

>Reese puffs
God that's disgusting

Don't forget to stare deeply into her eyes

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Truth be told she does have that female innocence that I don't believe females as a 2019 have much anymore because the world has changed the minds of all females I believe feminism has something to do with it.

So now that I think about it I take back what I said because most females are very masculine these days

Nice try but their not a couple?
Nice shitposting.

she's basically a manic pixie dream girl

Weskers bride

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So, can we agree that RE2 is just well polished atmospheric 3rd person survival shooter? Nothing revolutionary of a kind

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Going back to basics is revolutionary now. AC7, RE2, DMCV.

>Forest the elite dood who got pecked to death
>And don't forget the radio guy!!!

Jesus, STARScucks

jordan is happy and innocent and sweet, unlike the sjw femnazis with their inch thick makeups and slutty ways. I love jordan!

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Her friend is cute as fuck. I would diddle both of them.

It's got better zombie physics and Gore than any other game. And I don't think anyone expected it to be revolutionary

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Cutoff age for tit growth is usually 22 I thought minus weight gain, pregnancy or othet abnormal factors. Still, highly doubt she will get bigger unless she feels inadequate after seeing Claire's in-game bust size.

Dude same

Hey I know this feel too

Which part of the game was this? I don't remember Claire ever being in that situation? Or have I just completely forgotten the first few cutscenes?

taller than me

After Marvin pulls her under the shutter I think.

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>implying this is a bad thing

>phone off the hook
>DUH HE NO CALL
A goblin brain to match that goblin face

Claire, Claire Redfield

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This new “meme” from resetera and discord trannies. Are you actual incels? Do you actually think having sex changes your outlook on life? You sound more retarded than you normally do.

Claire is a ray of sunshine that warms the heart.

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I love Claire and think she would be a wonderful mother

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How is Claire's face resembles a goblin?

Made in Heaven

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Is there a mod where all the zombies turn into Hillary Clinton?

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-sent from my iphone

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FUCK YOU Yea Forums

You're literally making me fall in love with both fucking Jordan and Claire.

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What's wrong with that?

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I don't want to add to my huge list of already impossible platonic loves

Please have mercy

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It's too late for you already. I can't go a day without thinking about her

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someone post that leon bullying claire screencap

I want to _______ jordan.

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DAB ON

Why does she have tattoo?

clurr durrfield

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cuddle with

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Play resident evil with

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Okay and?
Enjoy your racism.

Man... I really missed the autism in RE threads.

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Her gaze is hypnotic

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Having it with ur mom rn, shame she is so loose.

Ur gay

>Forest the sniper who had a grenade launcher instead of a rifle

She's also 5'11'. What a waste.

Fuck off to /vg/ then. I'm sure there's still an autistic general for it over there somewhere.
Your mediocre single-player

They're so cute.

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imagine guiding her hands to show her the controls haha

l-lewd!!!

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She looks so happy playing that game

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>Going outside

The Chang Hypebeast

You sound miserable bro, if people having fun triggers you this much maybe you should consider following your own advice, it might help to relief the anger.

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they needed to interact more throughout the story
they dont see each other at all after the initial gate scene except for the very end

6'6"

Outsidefags can't go outside user they are too busy telling other people to go outside

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lel

OHNONONONONO Ive got a bigger ass than her

Did you just say feet?

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Probably the cutest ship of 2k19.

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Just i that think sherry's face looks like a hobbit ?

Outsidefags usually aren't this bitter, I know that because most of my friends are normies.

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Why couldn't they make characters as good looking as they used to be?

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I wish I was Leon.

By outsidefag i did not mean anyone who goes outside, i meant people who go on Yea Forums and tell others to go outside

That's how good of a sniper he was though innit

>Perfection doesn't exis...

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>He received orders to sacrifice S.T.A.R.S. to the mutants to provide combat data, eliminating them as witnesses
stars is shit on purpose

Claire is better than both those roasters

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why is she with some small dick loser chink? he must be son of some chinese billionaire or something

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I want to kiss her

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They're besties.

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Is it wrong that I want Jordan to react to Claire's demise?

the height of the girl that finds me attractive

lol chang got friendzoned

i hate this thread
i hate jordan posters
i hate my life

says the tranny

What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Why would you become a tranny with that jawline?

Don't mock him user, I know his pain.

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What a goofball

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how can anyone hate jordan?

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based horny and lonely poster

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It's not fair.
I've had it.

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Cute and wholesome

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>Claire's demise
All that i can find are some gmod pics of dead claire, does not seem that bad

seething

How many of you guys would plow Claire after killing the zombies that was eating her recently?

t

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I wonder if jordan is still pure after all these parties.

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pure whore.

How I she ugly?

Rude

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Leave now.

just because she sucks a different cock every week doesn't mean she isn't cute anymore, girls should fuck as much as they can.

hmm what?

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have sex

based

How is she ugly?

>she sucks a different cock every week
nice fan fiction.
Do you mean rape?

she isn't

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May I have some ryona content of her?

Can I have a mod where I can play as Sherry?

I don't have that, sorry. I'm going to sleep, bye.

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U first

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Can i have sex with (you) ?
Pozz my neghole senpai

Claire's body is sexy

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Cringed and bluepilled

Perfect to breed with and keep her offspring well fed

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>BBCuck
In the trash it goes

She will grow tits after I plant my seed in her and fatten her up a bit.

Claire is perfect for marriage and for raising a family with.

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I want to marry Claire, give her children, and grow old with her

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not enough contrast.
Enjoy your vacation.

Did Leon impregnate Claire?

I want to have sex with her, give her aids, and ruin her for everyone else.

You will do no such thing user

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That dick is fake

God I wish that were me.

FUCKING HELL WHY WONT RE2MAKE GO ON SALE SO MY CHEAP ASS WILL BUY IT? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!

I want this so much. Claire is perfect.

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I bet you do fag

Just buy it bro, it's worth the money.

I think he meant the nigger.

I hope you have the time of your life.

Is this thread dead?

Not yet

Yes

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I wish Claire were prego with my child.

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Daily reminder to keep her happy

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literally cant tell who those characters are at all, use a reference next time.

no way fag

You fight super tyrant with Leon, independently of being A or B

wow, i'll get right on that. never thought of this one!

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3 inches above the level of my penis.

Anyone else laugh at these posts? I don't know why but every time someone posts "have sex" I giggle, weird I know. Anyway how recent are these have sex posts? Started seeing more and more lately and I find it funny but also kinda weird

Just i that prefer Claire with reddish brown hair like in that pic ?
Nu-claire's light brown hair makes her look like Jill's sister

Yes but that still means Claire comes first

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Peak Claire

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I NEED TO KNOW THE NAME OF HER FRIEND

desperate crazy eyes

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all leon can see is ada

Do you think that if i could do that i would be here?

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Of course, no woman can resist the might of the BBC.

That the game wasn’t designed around retaining the A/B zapping system, it was thrown in at the last minute

I bet you like picturing that

>dog gets regular sex
I'm sure he is doing just fine

>my juicy tits are hanging out
>why doesn't he want me

I can

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i'd like the sheriff outfit if her shoulders weren't way more broad than her hips
it almost seems like it's a man's build
probably is

the way her big ass flops into frame so suddenly gets my boner every time