Why can't the west make cute vidya girls?

>ywn marry shantae and pump 15 kids into her cute brown tummy

This bitch is so fucking ugly

You already know why asshole.

japs btfo

>liking a whore
gee user what went wrong with your life

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Fuck her and impregnate her, user

seething weebs

Have sex

>Skullcuck still seething no one gives a shit about their shitty game.

have you fuc?

Bitch, she isn't a whore it's just hot outside. Enjoy fucking a literal corpse even though shes a cutie

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wholesome rottytops friend

based

cherrypickers BTFO

>character who dances for the men of the town for money(and probably accepts tips for "private shows") isn't a whore
user you are too young

Western developers pander to journalists and Twitterfags who think having a female character be remotely attractive is sexist.

>Western developers pander to journalists and Twitterfags
says who?

>Calls Shantae a whore
>Posts a character whose entire character arc is "What do I have to do to get Shantae to fuck me? Nothing is working! I'm so lonely EEEAEAAUAUERGH!

Waifufags are cancer anyway

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wanting to fuck person is different from being someone who fucks a lot of people.

>Israel is run by Jews
I haven't actually laughed out loud for a long time. Thank you. This is some real funny shit.

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It's sexist when they're the only thing ever present, dipshit. Not every male character is attractive, why should all female characters be someone you'd bang ?

What I hate about the DMC girl is that if she actually was Western made, Yea Forums would call her ugly. Weebs being weebs and thinking all Western girls are ugly is one thing but I hate that double standard.

>that image
based

I can't wait to never buy a single thing they make ever again.

Good meme, but you should use a different Overwatch girl, because Tracer looks like shit.

Stop talking shit about my waifu, cunt. She doesn't dance for such lewd reasons, she dances to express herself.

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>fat zarya
>not cute
What a terrible opinion.
I want to squeeze her pudgy hamster cheeks

Wtf is that on the bottom right?

Kek shes fugly af

why do virginfags always have high standards?

The only men in Scuttletown are the Mayor, a bunch of eunuch guards, a bunch of tinkerbats in turbans, and Bolo, who is exclusively attracted to Risky Boots.
Abner and Poe know that Rottytops called dibs.
Whether she wants a cock or not, Shantae doesn't even have access to one.

Secondary character from Daemon X Machina, the Switch mecha game made by some ex-Armored Core people.

>dumbass doesn't know that Shantae is a western character

The cringe is real i fucking hate new age Yea Forums overrun by /pol/tards and redditors looking to farm (You)s

She's a genderbent version of one the series best villains. She's literally Agnus with tits and a pack-a-day habit, and that qualifies her as fucking perfect.

in the first game you literally see a bar packed with men during the dancing mini game

Nigga she sure as hell ain't cute

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Discord tranny
Go back to your SlutWalk

every character on the left is american and every on the right is japanese. That's the fucking joke

No, I literally saw a bar full of rough yellow circles rendered in 8bit GBC glory.
Sky fucks. Risky fucks. Shantae doesn't. She's just got this hasn't-debuted vibe.

t.umblr

even if she was western i'd still like her because i have a thing for trashy girls desu

It isn't "high standards" to find trailor trash revolting

>falling for obvious bait
>calling others newfags
Welcome here newfriend but lurk a little longer before you try posting

The DMC girl is actually pretty funny and her clothes fits her style.

Classic bait.

>It's bait if it makes japan look bad

How is it bait?

because all the western ones are japanese made and all the japanese ones are western made you fucking brainlet retard

Yes thats the point. To display weeb hypocrisy

So how is it bait????

stop posting this twitter feminist shit

moar like this

overwatch isnt japanese you fucking retard

You are a pedophile.

For me, its Risky

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arab people marry underage bait all the time and Shantae is arab so its ok in her culture.

>16
>Pedophile
Literally only in California and New York.

For me it's Risky going down on Shantae in her big comfy bed in her island home and tenderly making out and cuddling afterwards.

Handler is cute tho

>spoiler

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