Yea Forums you get 3 wishes and ixnay on the wishing for more wishes

>stop
user, this is just the beginning.

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NOH

>Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

No. That's going too far, that's fucking disgusting.

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>TF2 starts getting regular updates again
>Burnout Paradise gets ported to the Switch
>Phoenix Wright is added as a DLC fighter in Smash Ultimate
I could probably be swayed on the third one, but I don't have a better idea at the moment

-Microsoft never entered the console race
-Nickel and Diming dlc practices never became profitable
-Banjo and Kazooie are DLC newcomers to Smash Ultimate

>hunchback
nuke disney

I wish user number gets their wish granted

>Lilo and Stitch
>opening would be entirely CG and vaguely interesting in terms of visuals
>cuts to literally Hawaii for the rest of the film

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1: I wish for all gaming journalists to disappear from existance
2: i wish for gaming journalism to disappear from existance
3: i wish for a sandwich

I wish I never started playing video games
I wish I could be the little girl
I wish I had a handsome twink boyfriend

1) I wish everyone performing viral marketing on Yea Forums had an immovable message accompanying their every post that identified them as such
2) I wish China to be wiped from the face of the planet
3) I wish the economic problems of China's obliteration to be only taken by black people. because fuck niggers.

1. I wish to be the sultan
2. Scrap that, I wish to be a sorcerer
3. Actually, make me a genie

I'm only in this thread to say that the SNES Aladdin game was the GOAT and the Genesis Aladdin game was fucking garbage.

I miss Eisner, yes he was a kike but that kike knew how to run the company before he went insane

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LMAO no sword cuck

• Lottery money. Financial freedom, plz.
• Live perfectly healthy til age of exactly 101.
• Know the truth about God.

The first would cause a paradox, robbing you of the other 2 wishes. The last 2 conflict with each other.

Was Jafar retarded?

I wish for another genie to serve me who is willing to grant me infinite wishes

Yes.

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>wanting to fuck best disney princess by far

No, he was the only villain with a good sense of what to do with his life.

Can someone explain to me this meme of photoshopping the carrie remake girls head onto muscle bodies?

I wish to have all the necessary skill, knowledge, patience, tools and other resources to competently create high quality video games however I like them to be.
I wish for an irrevocable co-ownership of Nintendo's intellectual properties that allows me to create and publish whatever I want featuring them.
I wish to know what it feels like to love someone.

Wish one: Repeal the "no wishing for more wishes" rule
Wish two: Give me infinite wishes

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1 limitless shapeshifting of myself and others
2 all art, craft and media products are amazing and continually improving at a rapid pace
3 a polygamous harem of true, eternal love among each other

>Jungle Cruise
Any Disney movie since Pirates that's based off a Disney ride has been horrible shit

*ahem*

FUCK aladdin
and FUCK lamps

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Yea Forums never existed

... you have one more wish left.

After fucking a lamp I might know what is next.

FUCK YOU

*ahem*
1. Fuck niggers
2. Fuck trannies
3. Fuck jannies

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Just be gentle. Dinner before hand would be nice.

Just be gentle. Dinner and a movie before hand would be nice.

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>Not a saucerer
youtube.com/watch?v=uS0P8Hn01F8

Sword was shit.

Wish #1
>Godzilla/Ultra Series/Gamera/Kong 3D fighter in the style of Godzilla: Save the Earth with 4K 60 FPS and an auto-updating roster that includes as many kaiju as possible, with source-accurate designs, sounds, and movesets

Wish #2
>Sonic Riders game with fuckhuge roster and Sonic Generations-esque re-imagined levels for all the tracks, with gear customization (body, engine core, transformations) and online multiplayer

Wish #3
>ATV Offroad Fury 5 with controls and physics to match ATV Offroad Fury 1/2 or 4, none of the new ATV vs MX gameplay bullshit, with the entirety of the series' tracklist and music supplied, inlcuding Fury 1, 2, 3, 4, Pro, and Blazing Trails, with the full campaign of Fury 4, and Free Ride support for all maps.

All hail my supreme autism.

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The only photoshop is reducing her muscles.

gentle-mind

>Valve returns to its former glory. A huge part of the company is back on TF2, CSGO and DOTA2 are wiped from existence, and their single player games are free of any microtransactions/cosmetics/competitive shit
>I have an infinite supply of money with which to spend on anything even tangentially related to gaming
>RE2 remake Claire is real and my girlfriend

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I wish to undo this user’s wish and that instead he and all other racists and anti semetic and islamphobes get teleported to the sun in their stead.

please spoonfeed me I see it posted a lot and just want to know the context

I wish the entire human race was extinct. No need for the other wishes.

1. Resurrect Christ
2. Retake Constantinople
3. Retake Jerusalem

I wish to reverse this user's wish.
Then to send all anti-racists into the sun.
Now I just want a lemonade.

RULE NUMBER 1!
I can't kill anybody. So please don't ask.

RULE NUMBER 2!
I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else....mwah you little put 'em there!

RULE NUMBER 3!
I can't bring people back from the dead...it's not a pretty picture...I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!

Other than that...you got it.

I wish that this user’s wish becomes null and void and that he gets whisked away to the sun along with the rest of the racists.

>A self sustaining fleet of over 9000 ships from Halo and Star Wars
>the ability to create my own powers
your freedom

>I can't bring people back from the dead
What about my dog? He was put to sleep two weeks ago. Can you bring him back?

He's dead. No.

What part of rule #1 did you not get?

Wishing for the freedom of a genie is chaotic stupid.

Conquering cities can be accomplished without killing or even bloodshed.
Replace resurrecting Christ with the inability of other religions to ever take or hold the Holy Land.

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I wish wojak and pepe would be banned from Yea Forums five days after i post this
2.I wish i could make anyone want to have sex with me and that they would actually do it
3.I wish i was god

1. I wish my cells would constantly regenerate to when I was 20 effectively making me immune to death
2. I wish any non organic object I pissed on turned to gold
3. I wish video games were good again

Here's one wish: Make Donald Trump step down as president

This is the genie from Aladdin, not Sonic and the Secret Rings

My first wish is to be omnipotent without any limitations whatsoever, f. ex. being a genie and getting the shackles. You can keep the other two.

Granted, but no one ever loves you back.

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I wish to be able to learn and master any skill that can be mastered by a human far faster than anyone else
I want to Win the lottery
You're free, Genie

>revive C&C series and give it to somebody with brain
>half life 3 coming to steam
>Burn Tencent and EA

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>Infinite money
>Any super power I want whenever I think of it
>A good next gen Gurren Lagan videogame with visuals by Arc Sys and gameplay by Platinum

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Good spore sequel for switch

Name of comic?

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You said any wish...

Well 1 I want Valkyria Chronicles games to be good from now on
2 I don’t want Pokémon games to be boring anymore
3 project mirai and similar games on switch

Well atleast its not Skyrim ports and remasters

Allways have enough currency for everything i want to buy.
Become immortal
Make all waifus real and every man will have waifu giving him love he needs.

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Rule #2: No making anyone fall in love with anyone else.

I wish that three now equals infinity

1. My waifu is real.
2. We will find each other very soon.
2. She loves me as much as I love her and she isn't afraid of telling me about it.

Xnay on the wishing for more wishes.

Rule #2

1) I wish for Phoenix Wright in Smash.
2) I wish for Capcom to make a physical version of Resident Evil 5 to Switch.
3) I wish for Dandon Fuga to draw porn of pic related.

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You just destroyed reality. Congrats.

Is this a Clavicus Vile sort of wishing deal, or a monkey paw in other words?

So instead of falling in love with me, can she at least give me one chance, please?

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>I wish the lamp has the ability to generate itself a newly bound genie each time its bound genie is freed.
>I wish the genie bound to the lamp is automatically freed after granting me three wishes.
>I wish my bank account would always have enough money for things I want to buy.

I'll grant you some REAL wishes!

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They its is not making anyone fall in love with anyone else, these waifus upon creation by default will love men they are meant for.

Can YOU bring back Christ?

What are the odds this will be in the remake?

youtube.com/watch?v=XkU23m6yX04

in that case the waifu isn't the actual waifu then, just a bastardization based on the husbando's desires.

I would rather my waifu reject me as herself than love me as my puppet.

faggot

I wish for more genies

I wish to have 2 billion euros
I wish to have a real life Eve (from Blaster master) as my wife
uhh... i'll save the last wish for something...

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Dragon's Dogma 2
Afterburner Climax 2
The Wonderful 101 + Wonderful 102 Bundle

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Hunchback COULD be good if they tone down the gargoyles and get the right guy for Frollo.

Kill all frogposters
Kill all wojak posters
Kill all trannies

>Get turned into a sexy girl
>Keep my dick and personality
Sounds pretty good to me. Time to live out my Futa-on-Female fantasies.

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>Take my time and create the ultimate Mary Sue character with every single trait and power I could possibly want and then wish that I was him.
>wish to have every other wish granting item in the world teleported into the sub
>set genie free

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>>set genie free
100% based.

I wish I could leave this place and never come back for good
That is all

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same but replace muslims with the chinese

yeah right

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>I can't kill anybody. So please don't ask.
That's what the sun is for, dipshit.

I wish that moving forward, the word wish was changed to smismar.
I wish for infinite smismars.

A LITTLE MORE BAKLAVAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I always thought they were doritos or cheeze its

1-Wish for a shit load of genie
2-Wish for a genie factory
3-Wish for total exclusivity of genie usage

Get dabbed on

Wouldnt wishing for more Genies be the same as wishing for more wishes? Like its not like Genies do anything else than produce wishes. That like him saying no wishing for pasta so you wish for a pasta maker.

I wish that every anons' dream game was announced. I wish that the games are wonderful beyond recognition. I wish they were scrapped a month before release with no trace of the data

Teleporting them to the sun is effectively killing them. You can't do things that will make people die is the point.

That's because you're a fat American.

>You ain't never had a friend
>never had a friend
>You ain't never had a friend
>never had a friend

y-you really know everything, don't you

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>has the same shape and color as doritos or cheez its
>kid me thinks its that
I would be more concerned about the muslim problem

>is American
>Is retarded
Nothing new.

I wish nobody's dreams came true
I wish all my dreams came true
I wish my wishes cant be cancelled by anyone else's dream

the only real choices

>Be a european male
>bitch about everything like a woman