>Playing Skyrim
>Choose a female character
>Make a cute nord barbarian loli
>Dad walks in and says "Why are you playing as a little girl?"
>Think of a lie and say "I'm forced to play as one"
>He says "No you're not, your uncle has this game and he's able to play as a man"
>"Well, I thought it would be fun to play as a little girl killing stuff"
>Dad gives me a funny look, "You ain't getting fruity on me, are you?"
>I start to laugh and say "No, sir."
>He decides to just leave
>Make the decision to never tell him I'm bisexual
Playing Skyrim
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Ryan Reed
That's what you get for lying, user
Connor Miller
>plays as a female character
>is a fag
I knew it.
Brody Hughes
yet whenever homos start spamming threads they only post pictures of "cute" boys, never girls. it's strange, I thought homos loved girls
Jaxson Nelson
>calling your dad sir
do americans really do this?
Michael Clark
>le bisexual because he can't get girls to diddly fuck him
lmao, fag.
Blake Miller
americans value the traditional family where the man is the head of the household, so sometimes yes they do
Brayden Jenkins
I'm homo and hate girls.
fence sitting bisexuals are just straightfags looking for attention
Anthony Turner
just tell him you jack off to lolis you dumb fuck
also;
>playing skyrim in third person
you deserve the rope, nigger
Luis Price
>cant play skyrim because i'm a pussy ass arachnophobe
Noah Hernandez
>not telling your dad that you enjoy playing as eye candy rather than an ugly ass guy
you had one job
John Mitchell
nobody actually looks at their characters while playing, even turbo boomers know that. you look at everything around your character
Elijah Myers
Third person is great for any of the two-handed weapons. Feels like a different game desu
Grayson Phillips
you gotta own it bro
Sebastian Scott
I know I was being sarcastic. the whole "if you play as a girl you're gay" meme is retarded because gays like twinks and bears. when they play games they like to make those characters. I'm surprised more people don't go for the "if you play as a girl you're a tranny" meme considering all the other tranny shit drama here
Grayson Gomez
Why not play as a orc female?
Easton Richardson
>bisexual
aka attention whore turbo.
Jayden Wilson
>Make the decision to never tell him I'm bisexual
I'm in the same situation, only I don't play as girls.
Robert Edwards
>play skyrim
>choose lizard
Ryan Nelson
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Brayden King
>bisexual pedophile values traditional family
Get a load of this faggot
Grayson Jenkins
What's she hungry for?
Mason Harris
>he is a pedo for liking cute little girls
I think that maybe you're just a fag.
Thomas Perez
food
Parker Campbell
My opinion is beyond the point retard. And you just outed yourself as a pedophile in denial.
Colton Campbell
Zachary Powell
bro you dont need to make an announcement about being bisexual. thats like everyone now.
William Wright
immersion doesn't real. you have to be some kind of retarded juvenile to get "immersed" in a video game. i'm always aware I'm playing something, or reading, or watching a movie.