STR > DEX

I guess she stole all the Z crystals

Strength = Agility

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str is faster, a sprinter's muscles are bulky and powerful
ask them to try to do the splits though

Roach is both though.

She was stealing Z-Crystals from people.

Except the bear was faster the whole time. Otherwise he wouldn't have hit.

Turn based combat

There's some fucker out there that proudly masturbated to this

I thought he was gonna punch her in the cunt

>dex bois
lol

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That's just INT fucking with AGI

>Tfw Dropped the Cartoons At Unavoa
What is Ash up to this time and are they still doing English Dubs or is it strictly Japanese Dubs now?

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His reaction speed may have been faster, but Bewear's running speed is irrelevant.

Passive Buff vs Once Per Day Power

Pokemon looks like shit

English dub is handled by Disney now. Since the Sun and Moon games don't follow a strict league the anime is a slice of life with some action.

Whoops, uhh
ATK > Spe

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Bewear clearly baited Phero out and predicted that he would attack from behind
It’s INT+STR > DEX

>STR>DEX
After last night when DEXfags were utterly BTFO? Yeah, I'll have to agree with you.

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You also gotta factor in stamina, which diminishes faster when fatigue sets in?

Pheromosa is both STR and SPD though.

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... That bewear can run on water...

just watch XY subbed it's better than the Sun & Moon seasons

You're all wrong. The racoon thing had quick reflexes. Which is different than being a fast runner. It was simply able to keep up with the white thing's movement, albeit slightly delayed.

However, the real reason it counter the attack, is because the white thing took to the air, making it unable to alter its course. So while it might have ran out of danger if it were still granted, the fact that it's in the air, made it completely vulnerable. It was faster, but not fast enough.

>challenging to a duel a wizard whose powers rival those of the elder gods
dexfaggots never learn

>You will never be stepped on by a lady cockroach

Why even live?

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I love what they're doing with Bewear.

i want to fug the bug

Magic builds are always bullshit. Agility man has to actually display agility. Magica man just raises his hand, with no proof of his supposed intelligence.

>goku vs ginyu force

Pheromosa is cute and is my wife

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The fuck is this?

Unironically, these are some of the shittiest Pokemon designs i have ever seen.

They look so flimsy and half assed. There isn't remotely even a lick of charm or character to them, they look like conceptual scribblings given animation.

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She is a coldhearted golddigger.

Last time I saw a new pokemon clip, the animation budget looked like quintuple the old show's. Why do these look like slideshows again?

You are wrong.

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Nobody asked you.

Nu-Pokémon post XY

How come Pheromosa is the most normal looking of the Ultra Beasts?
Ultra Beast were be alien looking, but I could easily see Pheromosa being a normal Pokémon.

What are you talking about? The guy on the right took advantage of an opening. It was a dextrous move.

This is Pokémon?
What the fuck happened

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Fuck off, both designs are great!

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Nothing. It's the same as it's always been.

the weak should fear the strong

Reminder that XY fanbots are spics who think Naruto and Dragon Ball are pinnacles oficina anime.

I thought ultrabeasts were suppose to be extremely strong, how is it able to be beaten by a normal generic pokemon?

Yeah but she cute

Because the ashnime is a pile of shit. The only reason anyone should watch it is to see the pokemon they like animated.

Probably because of the humanoid design.

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youtu.be/FpPSF7-Ctlc

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>reflexes arent DEX

Neat.

Most People stopped watching at Unavoua/XY plus Sun and Moon is more of a slice of life thing

Not in D&D

>watching XY
A grim reminder

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i mean. i am a big guy too and little guys never do this.

They are gonna punch your face and try to headlock you.

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Dub is complete shit and butchers the OST because TPCie refuses to license its own music. XY/Z were fucking great seasons outside of the absolute bullshit league loss, SM is boring inconsequential garbage.

>runs into him
great fighting tactics
meanwhile in reality:
>Fat guy get shot and dies

i had to close this as soon as i saw ash's face
that is ash right? what the fuck

hello.

Garchomp can fly?

I love when manlets need to bring guns into things

Pokedex descriptions state yes

It's always weird to see Garchomp fly in the Anime when it doesn't in game.
They keep on making it fly...

where the fuck my /INT/ bros at?

It's not. Reflex is only the how quickly you sense information.

Kick him hard in the kneecaps and he won't be getting up any time soon.

nonsense, he just knew that the bug had jumped and reacted accordingly. once you jump, you can't change direction until you land again, making your flight path and your timing very predictable. even a slow opponent can hit a fast one if he knows exactly when and where the fast opponent will get in his range

Faster than the speed of sound, no less.

>that face
>that underboob shot
I have a full boner now.

I love when fatty bo batties get mad when smaller faster people use that to their advantage to use ranged weps, rather than try to take on force with less force and expect it to work
Int and dex>fat

it's weird that it can't fly in the games despite the pokedex saying it can fly

God i hate korean dramas

dex guy can just walk away, and win in 10 years after str guy dies of heart failure

>CPR for a seizure

Fucking christ

VEGANS
when will they learn?

>wanting a Turk girlfriend
rip user

Holy fucking shit, these designs are so fucking awful, I thought this was a completely different cartoon until I saw the Rotom. How fucking shit tier did Pokémon become since I've been gone?

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did he died?

nice face

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Is Buzzwole in the anime yet?

>not being so SWOLE that you can repel bullets with your muscles
Never gonna make it.

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That kick is so satisfying to watch.

I not like I'd even teach it fly, but I'd like some consistency.

That's STR VS END though.

>I WOULD HAVE WON IF THAT WERE ME
>BECAUSE I HAVE MY DAD'S GUN AND WOULD KILL ALL THE NIGGERS OK
americans...

>once you jump, you can't change direction until you land again
I mean, physically you're right, but is this your first anime perchance?

based oliva poster

Yes
Appearantly they had to make mucles poses at it, because that is the only way it could communicate

>be dyel faggot
>ah well, because I am skinnier, the "game" must be balanced out by making me faster...
Uh no sweetie you're slower too

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Nice strawman bro. I am smart enough to use my speed to my advantage, but not racist.

>smaller faster people use that to their advantage to use ranged weps
Actual military and other strike forces favor larger men not 60kg weaklings, of corse they wouldn't want fatties either but the big guy in the webm could slim down to the role while the little guy would always be too small. Regardless we aren't living in holywood's wild west we fat is always greater then tiny in actual fights.

>put as much effort into simple movement shots as you do for action shots or its shit
God y'all talk like you know anything about animation

Source

Dex literally has nothing to do with running speed if anything the reaction times of the bear supports the idea it has more dex

Actual military men die all the time. What's your point.

I can't tell if you're joking or not...
This is genuinely the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

As it should be

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What stops STRfags and DEXfags from getting BTFO by some INT nerd in 2 seconds when they cast a spell?

look at the size of this lad!

>kick fat guy in legs/knees
>collapses
>kick him in head while he struggles to get up

Damn, tough fight.

The proof of his superior intellect are the flames he is bitch slapping you with

>SPD
user

What is this trash anyway?
Some character doing crossover into pokemon? Is it a digimon?
>pupil above eyelashes
Ultra trash.

SM is good, don't watch it dubbed tho
XY is pretty meh to me, same boring shit but better animated

>There's a single fighter who's so strong that the President of the United States signs a Peace Treaty with them

Goddammit I love this series.

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t. low int
low dex
low str
fatty bo batty mad people don't actually just throw themselves at bigger people and expect it to work
i can just imagine you, running after me, ''wait up! i want to punch your face in!'', 5 mins in, you collapse, too much excersize for one day

You are weak and small HA

>bringing up guns and fat guys
>when a fat guy has a better chance of surviving a gunshot than a skinny guy
What in the actual fuck

I love how half the responses are just salty ankle biters.

>kick fat guy in legs/knees
>flinches but stays up because your legs are twigs compared to his
>his head sized fist is now hurtling towards your head

Imagine being a SPD fag

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NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB

>its impossible to shoot more than 1 bullet
not surprised with fingers the size of dinner plates you can't count above one
you probably look down, trying to, brain slowed down by lard, thinking yes, i saw a child count with fingers. so you lift one. and heave and huff and breathe and puff. and then you stop there. too much excersize for one day

>GUYS LOOK I WON THAT FIGHT IN MY HEAD HE DID NOTHING I AM SO BADASSSSSS
your avocado latter is getting cold, snoyboy

>I was there I know all the details and I am not passing judgement
Jesus christ youre autistic arent you?

This

Anyone who thinks someone who massively out classes you in weight and size is gonna lose knows nothing

Baki truly is something special.

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Any balanced fantasy universe has cast times for spells that will backfire if a single syllable is wrong
Full dive VR will work like this screencap this post

STR fags are just salty some flippy faggot with a estoc poked them to death in darksouls 1

now*

What type of spell is it?
If its a regular fire ball or something, DEXfags can just dodge it and STRfags can just punch it back.

pokemon more like cringemon heh heh

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This is true INT. Mot that magical spell bullshit.

bloatmaxx strength is real

Most revolutionary happening in human history was when homo pokemontis managed to strike it's target from afar with third party object.
This was literally bigger thing than invention of fire or wheel.
Now , depending on what's your perspective on what's regulates how far, how accurate and how fast can one throw that object(str or dex, or maybe perception).
And if we take into consideration that main goal was to hit the target at precise place, with precise force and with precise object.

We could take Mongols as an example, they were only "big " tyrannical army in history that didn't loose, they just went assimilated over time, and they had really fast horses+ composite bows(that gavr them not only speed but hitting stuff from really afar.
So, one could even make a case that INT>DEX>STR

Except Flash can autistically react that fast too so he wouldn't run into the sword
Which is why comic books are shit
Wait who the fuck even invited you Yea Forums

I've always hated this page because it's pretty well established that he can see things going much slower for him and literally running into a sword makes no sense

>starts sweating at the sight of a large audience

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the fact magic isnt real and int fags have nothing going for them in a fight

Nobody will remember them in a couple of years. They'll go to the trashbin of forgettable shit.

I finally get to use this image.

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At that speed he just passes through the sword

canon > your headcanon

Can’t the Flash react within less than an Attosecond?

>glass cannons get btfo.webm
Invest in some HP and def

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Wait what, OP is pokemon? The new designs are absolutely retarded.

>black bull vs whiteboi

>STR>DEX

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>UFC fighters have to be separated by weight class, that means that any obese retard can beat a physically fit person who weights less!

Nevermind the fact that the fatty would collapse out of sheer exhaustion trying to turn and swing at the guy dancing around him.

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The actual most likely scenario is, fatty tries to start shit and the other guy just walks at a moderate pace away from him

Why not both?

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Fat dudes infamously have weak knees and so do tall people. A fat tall guy def is gonna have his knees buckle especially when hit from the back.

Bit people often have alot of issues with knees ankles etc even athletes deal with this. A morbidly obese man would drop.

Fat guys only have the advantage in some grabbing situations and against people who have no idea how to redirect their weight

youtube.com/watch?v=OWxlZ52O0rI

A nice little video of fat vs fit

Kinda reminds me of this

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Guy seems like a faggot, and the thumbnail seems full of shit.
I hated the pop music when I was 14.

>All these seething basedaboys skeletons
imagine being so weak a woman can beat you

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>and so do tall people.
>tfw my knees are indeed weak
:(

dexfag wins that fight though

>canon
>in retarded fuckbaby comics

When the weight difference is 200kg it has a pretty significant effect.

>>kick fat guy in legs/knees
>the most reinforced part of his body, were all of his muscle is
>>collapses
>>>>>
your perception of the world is taken directly from tv shows

>fat
muscle

Weight doesn't matter if the fatty has no stamina and cannot get within reach of his opponent before his stamina runs out. Literally just circle fatty getting in leg kicks until he runs out of stamina or one of the kicks is successful.

>STRfags have to make up cartoons to justify beating DEXfags
>When Bewear is RU and Pheromosa is Ubers (and in VGC, Bewear doesn’t even have a usage statistic)

Agreed, as a guy who needs to lose weight my legs are strikingly muscular because of having to support my upper body.

God I wish that were me.

if legs contain so much muscle on fat people, why do so many of them have to use scooters?

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Bewear has got to be the shittiest looking pokemon ever designed. When I first saw it I thought it was a fakemon out of a chinese bootleg.

user, how do you think fat guys are able to walk if they are 300 pounds
they need legs strong enough to move 300 pounds

>all these seething skeletons ITT

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why is deadpool completely unaffected by the explosions going off directly next to him

youtube.com/watch?v=Rxl_nMaqqyo
Inderdasting...

the same reason a construction grade excavator is powerful but can only be used so long

They're not fat, they're overly obese.

sorry bro thats actually one of the top reasons NBA players stop their body literally is unable to handle the movement required after some years and they often take breaks during their career for the same reason. Knees just start to give way for larger people even when you are at the height of fitness.

there are faggots that save these kind of webms

Chad

I'm just here to say that Pheromosa is cute. CUTE!

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You guys are sleeping on CHR builds.

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see
Also i took combat training honestly you don't want to get kicked in the knee it not as strong as you think especially on larger people.

Don't tell me this is Pokemon? Do zoomers really think that this looks good? I'm happy that I never watched anything past gen 1.

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Damn... Look at the POWER behind this beast. I bet he could take on 5 UFC fighters at once. All that raw MASS just waiting to be utilized!

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Normal looking? She's uncomfortably human looking and acting despite being a cockroach monster
Even other humanoid Pokemon still act like animals. I mean incenaroar is still a cat despite also being a wrestler

That's a CHR/LCK hybrid build.

>that look on the bug thing's face when it gets puched in the chest
goddamnit don't give me another fetish, pokemon

Bewear is just a meme

I'd rate each gen anime as follows
4>6>1>7>2>OI>3>>>

Most people posting that DDD pic are usually retarded shitposters, looks like it's proven again.

Strength is everything

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>ad hom retard

Settle down, Jiren.

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>The truth finally comes out
>STR fags are actually fatsos
>They think because they are fat they are strong despite never working out

>Yes I would be able to beat a heavy weight boxer because I can just outrun him and drain his stamina, why do you ask?

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>genwunner tard thinks he has an opinion

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My cuck fantasies NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whoa, you go big guy!

Woah is that xbro's gf? She looks cute.

Pheromosa is cute and strong!

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Horsea alone voids this, fuck off and kill yourself.

Why is lck always so overpowered

>furry faggot calling anyone a tard
off yourself dog fucker

>think its a horse from thumbnail
>immediately think of lara croft

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Pheromosa is way stronger than Bewear tho, and almost three times as fast

What are they doing?

H-how so?

its the writers gimmick, super showy comparitive weak dudes being btfo by bland loser dudes who inexplicably are just better than everyone else without trying

Yeah gen 1 was the best with slideshows and no actual fights

>Horsea alone voids this
How exactly?

I dont know wtf you're saying. Sounds like shit only incels know about.

Team Rocket's bewear is invincible. Even totem pokémon are terrified of it and won't dare attack her

She totally is. 137 Atk and 151 Spd, what was GF thinking?

>a roach is a dog

Clean your mouth, you're drooling too much.

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Holy shit, I didn't even realize that was its tail until the very end.

Shit writing

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Because Horsea by itself has every flaw of the "bad" ones in the pic?

surely you arent suggesting that based magnemite is generic?

>You know I'm actually pretty fas-

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nobody really likes anything after gen 3 except trannies, furries, people with autism, and social just warriors

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To be fair this particular Bewear was shown immediately doing unthinkable things. It can run on fucking water.

But I literally have sex every single day and I'm aware of what they are talking about. I even have an abnormally large dick so im not sure what sexual activity has to do with it since clearly i am no incel.

Kick him in the balls duh, instant win for any fight if you can pull it off, or kick his knee in.

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>bird goes back for the tail after it manages to dodge the first snake bite
based retard

i think sun and moon is the best pokemon has ever looked. it has more character, more style, and isn't stiff and ugly as shit like every single generation before it

And wet paper defenses.

Any priority attack fucks over her.

>that one NPC you can't save

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hey I made that like 4 years ago, I'm glad you got to use it

yeah you say this every gen, these are almost 3yo and nobody forgot them

GameFreak loves their glass cannons. But even by those standards Pheromosa is ridiculous.

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Except it doesn't???

thank you for proving yourself on an anonymous imageboard, incel. you really cant contain your autism.

Speed is power.

Str characters are faster than dex characters.

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Jessie also has an unusually strong Mimikyu who can own Ash's Pikachu any day of the week until he's saved by plot armor, just when he learned Electroweb,

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I guess I finally found a pokemon I'd fuck until I passed out, thanks Yea Forumsp/.

>going slow
I seriously hope you sandrakers don't do this

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Sure thing dude, sure thing. The whole line is a disaster, only that Seadra is less shitty than the other two.

I hate that retarded fuckboy design so much.

A bug should be left well alone

That's hot

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I think they can still tank at least one attack, except maybe a Scizor's Bullet Punch.

>when the only way to fight Pheromosa is with your own Pheromosa holding a Choice Scarf

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Okay???? Burden of proof is on you right now.

Really? In polls gen 1/2 pokemon are still the most popular.

reminder that this weapon shows what is actually referred to by biologists as a falcon punch, as falcons do not strike with their talons but rather ball up their claws into a fist to kill prey at high speeds

I'm just not sure what sexual activity has to do with anything discussed here. Why would that make you so upset?

Don't fall for the turks. They'll behead you at the end.

Your welcome user. Shiny version is great too.

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God I want to fuck Pheromosa.

Thread full of STRcucks just prove why Yea Forums hates Sekiro
lol

so's mcdonalds when you ask what place outside you wanna eat

Garchomp is the most bullshit pokemon ever

According to the pokedex atleast, it's a plane ground shark

>heh, nothing personnel duckling

its awright with me

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Did he kick him into the cage where he could superman punch?

There's a difference of something not being the most popular and being forgettable. Nostalgia will always push the older Pokemon closer to the top, but that doesn't mean the newer ones are downright forgotten. Anyone who forgot the most recent Pokemon already either didn't really care in the first place or has brain problems.

What burden of proof? Proof of what? Horsea is a thing. It's not a thing i imagined.

>food analogy

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>it's real
I love when nature does hype shit

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What, a fucking seahorse?

mcdonalds is not food so it's not a food analogy

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What Rider is this?

those are literally both DEX unly one is spazzing out like a retard

No, a kid's underdesigned bath toy with a huge head, huge anime eyes and 0 detail.

Wow people weren't kidding. New pokemons do look like shit.

>kyaaa i'm late to school.jpg

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The new pokemon designs look so good hahahahah

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>That little wave

Because it's From's worst game?

>no gameplay (tedious shit doesn't count as gameplay)
>no bosses (no, damage sponges aren't bosses)
>no customization
>no weapon variety, no armor sets

It's a piece of shit.

>image of shitter named after food

What polls?

well why dont you cast some spells then agility man? oh wait you can't because you didnt study ancient arcane wisdom to learn how because you put points into AGL instead of INT

*nods respectfully towards you*

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that's the joke

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by muhammad pbuh, do mutts actually lap up kikeflix capeshit with this level of production

are you talking about the openings and eds or the actual full ost? i remember the show having all the pokemon music from the game, did they cut that shit out?

Isn't flash le attosecond man? How could he not react to that?

I'm not telling you shit Dylan.

I would have found that hot if it were his dick.
But it's not. That's a shame.

Ironic because Squirtle already has a fuckhuge head compared to real turtles. Those limbs don't really work as a joke tho since chameleons do have sticks for limbs.

No, because Yea Forums full of unskilled cheesers that used two handers/shields in Dark Souls.
Also it easy to prove if you check any "favorite weapon in DS" threads.

Can't believe all these things just hang out in such close proximity, when they all want to eat each other. The wild is fucking nuts.

I requested it in a drawthread, thanks for making it for me.

squirtle didnt have a head bigger than its entire fucking body you sperg

The actual full ost, replaced by generic garbage. Unironically the 4kids dub was miles above what we have now, as you said they actually kept the original music, plus the VAs were better

>WHY DON'T MY MADE UP FANTASY CREATURES HAVE REALISTIC PROPORTIONS REEEEE

>Be manlet
>Can't get pussy
>Decide to discount your frustrations by learning martial arts
>This happens

You can see him containing himself trying not to pulverize that nigger with a right hander

What a chad

Sure it didn't, but it also didn't have a normal turtle head size. Tirtouga in comparison has much better proportions than Squirtle.

Naughty or naive for pheromosa?

I'm not even short, and seeing this makes me want to stab bitches.
I'm 6'2'', so I have little to worry about in that regard. But if some 6'10'' motherfucker tried that with me, I'd catch him out in the parking lot.

Someone post the webm of the guy being lifted away at a bar to this manlet, so he can see a real life scenario of his inferiority

cope

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The burden of proof to your claim that "Horsesea alone disproves that".

>right: unique, charming designs
>left: not a single memorable design

>genwunner

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no, he just threw a punch in the air and it worked
that's how you play STR

>oh wait you can't because you didnt study ancient arcane wisdom
So just by virtue of knowing shit, that makes you super powerful? You read up on the cheat codes of life, and now you can just wave your hand around, and shit explodes? It's so dumb.

Capeshit constantly fluctuates the power levels depending on who they want to felate in that particular story. Le atosecond was a Flash dick suck, but in this story, the writer wanted to blow Deathstroke instead. Same thing happens all the time in Marvel too, like that time Black Panther was able to stick the Silver Surfer into a headlock. Every writer has his favourite that they write to be ubercompetent to the point of absurdity.

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>left: concept art tier, has nothing to do with how they actually look in-game
>right: how they look in game

I miss fat pikachu.

Naive is +Spd -SpD, right? Go for that one, as priority moves are most of the time physical and having neutral defenses will give her a better chance to survive a hit. iirc, the moveset I had on mine was Hi Jump Kick, U-Turn, Poison Jab and Ice Beam.

love how the hambeast on the right is wearing a fucking gas mask in public rather than be seen with these people

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Hard read

But there's no "burden of proof" to be shown, because Horsea exists and why would i bother posting "burden of proof" when you can just google Horsea?

>dexfags

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That was awfully animated.

Based bewear

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Horsea existing is not proof of your claim though.

>had to edit the picture to use another "new Pikachu" because previously it made no sense and was related to old Pikachu
>still has the retarded "rounded shape like an actual mouse" thing that never meant nothing since mouses have a fucking neck
hilarious

>Just when Pikachu learned Electroweb

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Nice.

>thinks it's a bad thing that Pokemon's design philosophy has changed over time, making each batch distinct from the previous ones
You're so busy telling everyone I DON'T LIKE THING that you've missed the bigger picture, congratulations. Your hateboner for anything that isn't Gen 1 would unironically support every Pokemon being drawn in an identical style, allowing for almost no variety among similar designs. Why would you want another "literally a caterpillar" designs when one already exists? Why can't you appreciate what makes Caterpie and Scatterbug different? You have zero aesthetic sense.

Uh, but it is? Why wouldn't it be?

>STR builds get all the cool armor and weapons
>INT builds are eldritch gods on earth
>CHA builds will make your friends kill you
>LCK builds can't ever be stopped

Why do DEXfags even exist? It's suicide.

>Fat dudes infamously have weak knees
Bullshit
I remember when I was a kid, I was pretty chubby and we were playing football (soccer for you americans), we were a bunch of retards who didn't know what to do and tried to imitate the pros, I was dribbling the ball and this one kid tackled my right leg at full speed (the leg that got broken when I was a kid due to slipping resulting on me sitting on that leg very hard) yet I could barely feel any pain. The guy was legitimately worried about me because he realized how hard he hit me.

Because Sun and Moon slashed the budget and went for meme faces over cool battles

Your claim was "Horsea disproves that", and my question to you was "How exactly?", which you've been dancing around the entire time, which I can only assume that you think I'm "mad" about it, when all I'm really doing is just calmly making you look retarded.

>Manlet kicks fat guy in the knee.
>Fat guy fall over and causes a small earthquake.
>Manlet gets crushed by debris or fat guy.
He can't keep getting away with it!

fat dudes most likely will have stronger leg muscles compared to a person that doesn't work out, but he'll have a way below average stamina

>every single webm is more about reflexes+skill beating the other guy skill, not actually about pure str

Anyone got the webm of the Falcon breaking the duck's next?

>and my question to you was "How exactly?"
But i, uh, told you this a few posts ago plus what i said to another user here

>genwunning the anime
yikes and cringepilled

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i mean that was in the OP's webm too

yes, sadly

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Except that first post you just said "it has flaws" without really explaining them, hence my confusion, and that other post is something I have to wildly disagree with, and it also doesn't really have any artistic evidence to support the claims. Also, the "issues" you describe there don't really match up with the issues in the post that you were replying to in the first place.

So you're basically wrong and retarded? I'm getting bored with you. You get one more post to change my mind before I leave.

Read the thread.

All the intelligent people left this place long ago.

Bewear is the only female in that webm

I mean yeah
they'll have stronger leg muscles just by the fact that every time they walk they're carrying more weight than the average dude
and if the fat guy knows how to throw his weight around, you get basically a boulder that's glued to the ground

fuck off, what about
>Fighting type
>doing anything to a Bug type

Everyone memes about genwunners but gen three lovers are fast becoming the new toxic part of the pokemon fanbase
I reckon they just hit nostalgia age

>people shilling the abortion that were the ultra beast

Also if you want a GOOD ANIME season watch the XY one

fuck you, i love gen 3 and 4

>b-but i'm agile!
>b-but muh speed!
>muh mobility!
lmao
youtu.be/S7TYr4PFQGk

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I was hoping to see this I was not disappointed thanks user

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All of these manlets and dexfags saying they're just gonna hit the guy's legs when those legs carry around that weight at all times and are easily the strongest part of his body.

Couldn't they have taught the actors how to properly throw a punch? Especially the guy who's whole gimmick is that he's a martial arts master or whatever. Embarrassing.

>Hand to hand combat.
>When weapons exist.
I mean, if you want to fight like a retard no one is going to stop you. Except for the non-retards packing knives and guns, of course.

>Pokemon
>good anime

There's no good anime season, don't fool yourself.

There's something wrong with you if you call other people retarded yet get confused and need explanation of things very clearly shown on pictures. Nobody who looks at that Vulpix picture needs anything explained because it's super clear. It takes 2+2 to link my "Horsea voids this" to "Horsea has the same problems as these". You have no right to call anyone else retarded.

>calling UB abortions
>while defending Ash-Greninja
Fuck off retard.

they're there for paltry dances for amusement

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STR + DEX

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pokemon anime is the most childish anime, is for babies

if the dude's leg can support a running 300 pound blob of mass
what makes you think your little "dexterity kick" is going to do anything

work smarter not harder

Nah, he doesn't have to try because he doesn't feel he has anything to prove.

Military favours people with stamina. They are running around all day with ruck sacks and shit, do you think they want the guy that can lift a mini gun or the guy that can run 20 miles and still fight?

>all 1 person
>WORDS WORDS WORDS

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She knew there would be no retaliation the moment the lil cuck kid started to jump like a puppy.

Your argument is the same exact flaw as before, which is you're stating that "there are flaws", and then when pressed about what they are, you just say "this is obvious, you should know this". If they were so obvious, you wouldn't have any trouble coming up with what they are, rather than spending 10+ posts dancing around the topic just saying "they're totally there, guys, trust me".

Not surprising, you failed to impress me. If I see you reply to me, I'll just hide without responding.

post how they look in game user

status quo sucks

Go back to /vp/, maybe there they can take your cherrypicked (You)bait images more seriously.

"Smart", is whatever arbitrary powerlevel the fiction decides magic has in that world. There is no "smart". The author decided that turning your hand thusly, makes fire appear, because magic man read a book once.

wow i forgot how bad these shows are

>If they were so obvious, you wouldn't have any trouble coming up with what they are
But i just fucking quoted you the post where i specifically pointed them out.

I failed to impress you because you have some brain problems, simple as that.

Imagine being so salty you make an image like this. The absolute state of gen wunners

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This fatso could crush you with his sheer weight, in school fat teenagers were unbeatable et fat adults even more so.

That's what people thought about me, when I was a kid. Because I was such a goofy guy. But I always retaliated.

INT fags are they fuckers who kick you in the balls and take a gun to a fist fight.
Fighting dirty, ambushing people and cheating is fighting smart.

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>using the exact same animation three times
>using the exact same animation with the same background twice
I know people meme'd about the budget cuts, but damn

>not mastering both

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>female characters weren't walking tropes
>no Sabrina, or Misty
>posts Erika instead, THE walking trope of Pokemon characters
>the first gen has literally a titty waifumon
Ok.

>centrist

fat kid here, 180cm, I was verbally bullied during high school
but they never got physical with me because I body slammed the dude that tried to punch me

no muhammad thats why it was cancelled and this series only got one season

Take solace in the fact that, even if you are on your knees, you're still taller than most manlets.

what film
is it iron something?

bewear is pretty cute but pheromosa is gay shit designed for furries

this but unironically

jynx is a blackface caricature in a dress, literally nobody considered it sexual, unlike shit like salazzle that literally exists to be fapbait and even has a hentai womb tattoo

They don't.

Isn't that Galvantula signature move?

>post your retarded nu-pokemon near us
>explain why they suck
>u mad? they mad!
If that's the best you've got then we win.

>jynx is a blackface
stopped reading right there

>dodging the "dex" person's move easily
the real redpill is 99 of all stats is the patrician build

>bulls
>ever attacking people who haven't provoked them

wow very impressive

It's a tutor move so a fair few pokemon can learn it now

WHAT A THRILL

I think it is ironclad

>Birds wants the insect, gets te bite instead
Fucking birds, man

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you dumb or something?

Any Bewear chads out here?

no but you are

God damn, that tail looks so much like a spider.
Pretty cool.

>grabs his throat
What did she mean by that?

ok, so you are

y'see smol wins because gun

because fat can't bring gun too

Imagine feeling superior over your preference of digital pocket monsters.

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>literally nobody considered it sexual
You're literally wrong though since there's porn ot it. Salazzle has burning marks on her just like Salandit, and on her hands too.

Jynx has literal boobs, hair, dicksucking lips and a fucking dress. Other waifumons will never be as bad because they're cute, they will never be as bad because Jynx exists.

that is what I said

you are stupid lol

Back the fuck off

The Flash >>>>>>>>> every STR cuck character

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>depends which flash is fighting
>depends on the writter
>depends on the universe
The attosecond shit was years before that page, also you can't compare Flashpoint Flash with the Justice League cartoon Flash because the second is one of the weakest Flashes.

You're the expert on that

What do you think it was retard?

Comicbook powerlevels make anime powerlevels look like consistent. Characters can go from useless jobbers fighting street thugs to planet destroying gods fighting celestial entities at a drop of a hat.

>PIS hack writing

>

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C'mon now

We all know DEX fags have the most style

Canonically he should have been able to. This shit right here is a large reason I decided to go weeb. At least Japs remember stupid shit like that, even if half of their battles turn into "I'm behind you NO I AM BEHIND YOU!"

Atto-second is canon on the current DCU Flash.
Everything post crisis still happened, most people just forgot.

>that orgasm when the sword breaks
kek what the fuck even

KANTOOOOOOO

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>Muh anime & manga don't have PIS, asspulls, and hack writers
Delusional weebfag

>Later games take place on the pokemon version of Okinawa
>Tanned Okinawans are niggers and spics shoehorned for SJW progressive bucks
You are a funny man

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tfw ash cought this op ultrabeast

D-D-D-Digimon!

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>hawaii themed game full of fucking polynesians
>okinawa
you retarded autists reach so hard

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>Yea Forums asspulls:
>All of them

>Yea Forums asspulls:
>Big three and shounen, which is actually only like 20% of the market

I'll stick to my delusions and wade through less shit, thanks.

Leave it to 4channelers to know anything about the world.

He's always been able to speedblitz.
He just always holds back because of moral fag reasons.
See: Zoom who solos the justice league for a serious usage of his powers.

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so?

Please I'm begging you. I just started watching Rider and this one looks awesome.

Cartoon Flash almost died the first time he used the infinite mass punch.

youtube.com/watch?v=By7wTrI3ZJ0

>STR always have to larp as END
Lmao

anyone can read up on quantum physics, but not everyone is smart enough to understand it

you know my boy tito was on that good gas every morning

INT >>>>>>> DEX and STR shitters

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>Manhattan
>int
He just maxed crafting so that he could craft shit at subatomic levels.

Nobody truly understands quantum physics

>NIGGERS SPICS FEMINISM SJWS LMAO

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mashallah there may be hope after all

I'm mainly talking about comics Flash.
Also that's not even IMP it's just him basically hitting Lex a bunch of times.

You're one of those but keep screeching.

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not a single piece of merchandise on that picture is from gen 1

They had balls going after a cape buffalo, lucky there weren't any others nearby or else they'd have gotten rolled over.

Manhattan is above stat faggotry.

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Exactly. That's why they are the ones calling you a genwunner, dumbass

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Pax Americana's Captain Atom > Manhattan

Because they're the same character.

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go for his knees and double chin for maximum damage

Name of this? Also am i the only one that hates Zatannia's looks? Weird because i love that look and fishnets usually.

NOT

MUH

KANTOOOOOOOOOOO---!!!!!!!!!

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>Cyrus
>Stopped by the power of friendship
He gets sucked into Hell because he pissed off a NEET Legendary who wanted to be left alone.

cheers, couldn't quite remember the name of it

Those "people" don't actually play the games, you know.

>love messing with short people
>live in South Florida so most the women are 5'8" or shorter by default even the athletes
>tfw I'll never find a girl my height or taller
I think in my entire time as an adult I've only met two women that were either my height or just slightly taller. I'm only 6' with both parents being 6'1", so to me everyone not even close to that looks small.

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KANTOOOOOOOOO

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Doomsday Clock.

These characters always piss me off.
>Hurr, I have superficial knowledge of things like many-dimension interpretations
>That means I can literally be omnipotent and always win now with the help of some slight radiation and my BIGGEST BRAIN™
Fuck off, nerd.

>one retarded autistic freak upset that gen 1 is the best and everyone knows
>starts spamming

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Exactly the kind of thot which would cry rape when the little guy gets up and smashes her in the face.

this image had one point about the niggers and lack of more masculine whites (compared to gen1) but ruined it with not only all the retard arguments, but the one about "not trying to start an argument"starting an argument hypocrisy for (you)'s

what a shit tier bait

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KANTOOOOOOOOOO

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this is why bows were invented,
to hunt and topple big easy targets that physically CANNOT escape you, especially once you've shot them

even a fucking manlet can kill an elephant when they use that which human's evolved by sacrificing brawn - tools and intellect

This may sound fedora as fuck but you barbaric niggers have to realize that in today's civilization, unarmed combat will only win you a bar fight at best

Like, all you need is a fucking mace or taser and that fat lump of shit will crumble like a row of dominos

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>comics Flash
Retarded Mary sue. Borderline peak capeshit cringe.

How can STR even compete against DEX?

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>manlet cope
we get it user, but you are dodging the point.

this is actually pretty helpful for fat people

Reminder that this was an accident. It was not supposed to actually stab him but Kevin Nash gave zero fucks and didnt even notice while they continued the scene

That Messi edit will always be the best part of this screencap

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haha, Kanto!
hehee KANTO!
Just like it was in my childhood heheee haha Kantoooo!
yippee!

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this

the cartoon was the furthest from being a joke in season 1, the more time went by the more it became an autist fandom like sonic and mlp

Can I have a version without the monster please?

baki author is a straight democrat cuck

Those kids panicked and had no idea what to do

like a real strfag

STR + DEX

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Even the shirt is mocking that kid

What a fucking badass.

>fat guy
>strong legs
More like unstable.
Unless you train legs

Either way, a fight doesn't consist of somebody running at someone like a tard. Strength and speed > fat and slow. And when I say fat, I mean actually overweight, you fucking obese faggots with your power fantasies.

I hate being a Mobilefag

Which build has the best sex?

Go back to vp genwarrior

that guys was 1 cm away from death

>staged

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>Grown men cartoons
Have sex sweety

WIS for sure.
>The known conventional wisdom of the ages to prevent you from marrying a literal whore that had a revolving train run on her during her high school years
>The ability to apply that wisdom in the relationship to stop idiotic things like her suggesting a threesome and falling for that shit like it's going to be beneficial for you
>Knowing how to raise your children in a loving and supporting way so that when you're old and decrepit, they can help care for you in return for all that you've done for them

The best sex is the one with good results and not a short-term 20 second orgasmic high.

sweaty*

>full force drop kicks
This isn't DEX vs STR
This is RTRD vs STR

That's 9mm more than needed.

>Phero
>he

Cool I guess

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no you're stupid

Is that Hillary?

Yep

Goddamn, adaptation is fucking neat.

No its Bill in drag.