Come join us in voicechat

>"Hey, do you guys have mics?"
>Say hello
>"Holy shit you got a deep voice, that's incredible"
>mfw

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Yugo is a highly underrated muscleshota

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>Roll a healslut
>Raid leader is the main tank and has an English accent
I think I'm gay now.

I wish I didn't know that feel.

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>join voice chat
>some 35yo chain-smoking nanny keeps telling me how cute I sound

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yes.

he wish
and she wishes as well, but he keeps bailing out again and again

not that he's completely wrong about that, she's some shitty tree hugging mortal and he's a half god king

>she's some shitty tree hugging mortal and he's a half god king
so fucking what
greek gods spent their time fucking dumb human sluts and creating half-breed abominations everywhere

why is the artstyle so good for porn?

>Say no
what the fuck is the ssue here

and sadly there's so little good porn out there for it.

the french are a lewd race

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idk it just is

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>talk shit in text chat to a kid on mic for his voice
>he calls me a pussy and mocks me for not turning on the mic
>I turn it on
>I rip him to shreds and I can hear him starting to cry because he can't fight back
This is the best feeling.

Thick, lewd and kawai, you can't beat that.

that one flash made by zone is pretty fucking good. but I've yet to see well drawn pictures

>bragging about making a kid cry

Big man.

>implying highschoolers don't deserve to be bullied

dip shits need to be put in their place if they start acting retarded. That's why we have the current year.

>kid learns that the world is not the sugar fairy place he wants it to be
>kid gets destroyed for talking shit
>kid learns boundaries

big man indeed, probably a better parent than the actual parents are

Worse, he kissed her

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esl please go

someone told me that the other day playing league of legends . What's wrong with the world, just play, I don't want to hear you

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When I was a kid I spent a summer camp (boy scouts) in Missouri. I'm from southern Louisiana and this was at the height of Duck Dynasty's popularity. Other kids kept bothering me to say lines from the show and marveled at how "thick" my accent was when I don't sound even remotely Cajun and these kids sounded like they'd just downed 3 gallons of moonshine.

Fuck Missouri. I hate that place so much.

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What, do you sound cute or something?

>occasionally get comments about having a deep and soothing voice
>gladly join voice comms when offered
>more people give similar compliments

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>"Ok"
>Proceed to say nothing

>*cough cough*

You may be shitposting, but I actually have a cold and I'm coughing as I type this

>Shit Spanish accent
>Say hello and present myself
>"Ey, that's fine! Don't worry"
>It always ends up on someone saying that my voice is kinda cute

I have very mixed feelings about this.

Hope you get better soon, user. Make sure you drink plenty of water.

>Say hello and present myself
>He ''presents himself'' to random strangers online
just say hi that's it thats all you need to do

>Hand mic set to my girlfriend
>she flirts as I play
>1/10 times some incel gifts us games she mentioned looked cool

Dont do this anymore but it was funny as fuck

Being kinda cute is nothing you should feel bad about, user.

I mean, yeah I don't actually do that, it was just to follow the other post. I've got used to speaking in VC now but ah, I still get a bit nervous and self-conscious about my pronunciation. People seem to understand me just fine at least.

suck his peen

you're not thinking with portals user

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You probably have a very cute and nice to listen to voice and are a very cute and nice individual i hope you have a great day user

>kid constantly talking on voice chat thinking he's funny

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I want him

Hopefully you mean so you can be a responsible guardian to him, right?

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That is included

>playing EDF 4.1
>Guy A and B are talking with eachother while guy C is just breathing down his mic in silence and I have my mic muted while spamming EDF EDF EDF
>Guy C finally says "do you guys mind if I talk?"
>A and B both say sure
>he proceeds to do the opposite and goes completely silent again for the rest of the game, besides the random huff of air or cough
what did he mean by this

>be in vc
>we're all in our mid to late 20s
>a 12 year old joins

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>do so
>they're absolute aspies who can't handle the most basic shitposting against their favourite political figure

>muscle

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Season 3 kinda smoothened out the artstyle a whole lot. S1-S2 is pretty chunky.

Only Japan does muscle shotas

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Ceci

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He got cucked by a clone of himself that grew older in the past.

tell yourself that since your fragile ego needs some stroking, big baby

idk, immortality blues senpai

they don't know shit about his species, and he didn't grow an inch in the years they spent together
she could get past her fourties and he'll still be a kid

he doesn't want her to live a life without kids simply because of their child crush, and then there's his feelings to take into account
he's going to see her die
he's going to see every single person he cares about right now die, save for adamai
they're all going to grow old and wither and die and leave him behind

so what happens if they do have kids on top of that?
what happens if the kids don't get his slow ass metabolism? is he going to see them die too? then his grand kids?

shit's grim dude

I raided in one of the best guilds in the world in world of Warcraft and the raid leaders were a Russian drunkard and a French dude with a thick French accent.
People will only care about your accent if you do.
Also speak slower, our language is much faster, it'll help.

Is this the thinly veiled shotacon degeneracy thread? Because I hope it is.

I don't know why people always say that shit is grim, an eternal being has the privilege of not only watching their children grow and live, but their grandchildren, great grandchildren, and so on and so forth until the end of eternity.

That's why I made it desu, but sadly Yugo is one of those shotas that attracts normalfags and /ss/ers more than true shotabros

>Want to use voicechat
>Cant speak english properly
Welp.

>it attracts shotafags but not shotafags
Really makes me think

>join voicechat
>everyone else leaves but one chick
>she gives me her whole life story and complains about her job and being fat
>constantly calls every little thing I say cute
>makes a joke about how many fingers I could fit inside her
>mfw
I just want to play vidya, man. Is this how grills feel? Because I think I understand. It's not even offensive, just annoying.

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I do enjoy me some Yugo from time to time.

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You have a lot of thinking to do

You found an Internet girlfriend user congratulations

Who's yugo and where's he from?

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MC from a french cartoon Wakfu.

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>Want to use voice chat
>everyone starts making BENIS SPUDRO and other finnish jokes
>I am not finnish.

Why.

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Fuck you Finnishfag, you are FINISHED LMAO!

I really like shota, and if you like shota too, I like you. But only wholesome stuff.

I am not Finnish! I have nothing do with Finland!

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define wholesome

The shota's happiness must come first

Does BoTW Link count as Shota?

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No.

like, just stop speaking with a thick accent then? is that hard?

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Wind Waker Link counts as a Shota

>that new guy who instantly wins everyone over by being funny on the mic
>you've been around much longer and it took months for everyone to accept you as a part of the group

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nope
he's a twink
they tend to attract selfie-posters and men who try hard to be cute
2B is kind of at the borderline between shota and twink.

wakfu characters design are top tier and top horny what else can you ask

and you're extremely young and or a sociopath if you completely missed the point I was making
experiencing life is nice
seeing death isn't

sounds good

What about Young Link and his gigantic thick and muscular tree trunk thighs?

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>get on voicechad
>had to suffer a 10-30 minutes of ANUUUU CHEEEKI BREEEKI muh funny ironical memes on my voice.

fug

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I know what point you are making, i'm saying the experiencing life outweighs experiencing death, unless you are suicidal every time a loved one dies, then sure, but if that's the case i would say you have bigger problems.

>someone says "I don't have a mic"
We know you're lying you fucking pussy.

Because Xa is a fucking based man

>can speak english, understand it and I know how words should be pronounced
>but lack of practice really shows

>keeping track of this kinda shit
thats youre on the bottom rung

It's not his fault you lack a personality, faggot

this guy knows what's up

Why is Yugo so cute?

>Texan accent
>50/50 on if everyone will call it based or start mocking me and calling me a retarded hick

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not it does not, but I'm sure you'll understand once you'll have kids of your own senpai

>tfw french accent but try to speak with no accent so people can understand what im saying
>no one understand what I'm trying to say either way

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Yugo is the protagonist of the Wakfu cartoon. Imagine a sort of French Avatar the Last Airbender and that's sort of it

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Maybe you wouldn't have this problem if you weren't gay lmao

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>everyone joking on voicechat
>every time I try to say something funny, i get nothing but a few pity "heh" or straight up forced fake laughs

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Heh

They both definitely want each other. Circumstances keep each other apart, but Hugo did say at one point he was really insecure about how slow he aged and that’d be awkward being with her as a perpetual shota. Him telling her that pissed her off.

heh

>voicechat holds down the push to talk when they have a laughing fit
Fucking why

Haha...hmmm

So the joke teller knows it was funny. What are you, autistic?

>people talking on VC
>instinctively chuckle under my breath at minor things that aren't even funny
>do this IRL as well

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push to talk fags are retarded

>vc doesn't use push to talk

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>don't talk all game
>hold push to talk to cough or gag every now and then

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>buy a nice mic
>rarely ever join a voice chat
>whenever I actually join, spend time making sure mic works before joining voice chat every time, don't want it to be too loud or quiet
>barely say anything

>be on VC
>see something fucked up and funny on Yea Forums
>break down laughing
>"what are you laughing at, user"

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this but random fart noises

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It makes my penis the big penis knowing this is actually on-model fan art.

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>tfw when yuroshits infest my discord with their shitty fucking accents

how the fuck is it possible that you caravan gypsy third world insects can write just fine but can't take some time to learn how to properly pronounce letters and words

I learned English on Yea Forums.

>Tell everyone I'm a shy cunt
>"lol, we're all awkward man, don't worry about it"
>Decide to speak
>Everyone focuses on my voice for the next few minutes
J-..Just play the game guys.

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Fuck me it hurts so much. I just want to play with friends but I can't pronounce english for shit.

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>"lol, we're all awkward man, don't worry about it"
>they're all a bunch of extraverted normies
>never talk to them again
every times

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It goes from this to muuuuch worse

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>she's fat
that's all you had to say. The finger joke was just there fishing for the atention she can't get irl.

me but im not a nerd and tell my pals that it was a cat getting crushed by a sledgehammer in 60 fps

Same, user.
But I get too embarrassed about it.

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Basically this. It hits hard as fuck when you try to make a joke and all you get is silence or "what?", which then makes you more hesitant to keep talking.

Because we're reading and writting all the time but never have any reason to speak it.

source

>friend is self conscious about his high pitch voice
>we tell him it's okay, we won't laugh
>he opens his mouth once
>entire voice chat bursts into laughter

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>people use to think i was an american online because i simply had little to no accent when speaking
>i stopped going on voice chats and now my accent is getting more french every year

>mom is from England, thick cockney accent
>father is from Tennessee, most stereotypical deep south accent you could imagine
>this has completely fucked up the way I speak

No. I refuse to parade around my freakish mutt of an accent. I don't even talk at work is I can help it

based

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>join voice chat
>3 people have open mics with no headphones and mechanical keyboards

why the fuck dont people use push to talk

>Have extremely pleasant voice that projects well when I try
>Multiple people tell me I should go into voice acting or be a ring announcer
>Meanwhile my appearance doesn’t represent my voice at all

It’s weird being an uggo with a chad voice.

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>obviously black guy joins the chat
>everyone is suddenly talking like a nigger
>WE WUZ
>SHIIIIIIIIEET
>AY WHERE DEM DROPS AT?
>guy leaves

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I really wish Wakfu was more fun to play. It seems interesting, but by the time it points me towards a nation to join I lose all interest regardless of how many characters I do it with.

youtube.com/watch?v=K620ndeiDoE

They’re telling you to go into voice acting and ring announcing BECAUSE you have an uggo face.

Ankama really needs to get back into making vidya with their wakfu setting, they do mostly phone games these days.

Only fun with friends actually. The SRPG combat is really un but if you are the only one on the fight then it gets pretty monotonous real fast. Having people to play with allows the battles to be a little bit more varied.

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Pretty sure there's a new wakfu game in the making

I want to tie the elf to a bed and FUCK HER BRAINS OUT AAAAAAH!

What's the sauce on this? Can't find it in the usual places.

>"you sound like a girl when you cum"

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I feel kinda bad for you guys that are so anxious at just saying hi. Especially when people actually want to talk to you.
If it makes you feel better, most people are always a little apprehensive about talking to another person at first. Even those they've gamed with for awhile.
Just dont bring your baggage, religion/politics, or fetishes into the convo and you'll be alright. Unless you've made those the core of your existence or something..

M A D E F O R B R E E D I N G !

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Sadpanda is not an usual place for you?
The artist is taryuji. The picture is from May 2018 pack

>Garbage English
>Play with group of friends for like 5 years
>After all this time, some of them can barely understand anything of what I say, most are 50/50, but one dude from New Jersey understands absolutely everything and plays the translator when I don't feel like repeating myself 200 times.
I love my NJ boy.

I found it shortly after I posted. Thanks all the same.
They didn't draw Yugo's wakfu wings when he took his hat off and I'm upset

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Heavy slavic accents make my boy ovaries quiver

who here fantasize about sucking a dick

>Be sound activation faggot
>set my filter too low and I keep annoying everyone in the chat room with the sound of my keyboard and/or mouth-breathing
>set my filter too high mic doesn't capture the first and last seconds whenever I speak
I've never met a sound-activation fag that didn't have either problem. You're the most annoying kind of faggot in voice chat.

me user me....

what about balls

Your english will literally never get better without practice. DO IT. If your friends really care about you, they won't mind they have a bit of trouble understanding.

Voice chat is 100% superior to typing and really helps connecting to others, regardless of what the shybois here will say.

no, it's also a specific gamers dick...

is that a good or a bad thing

Yeah using a mic while erping is great

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who

>mfw I am that funny guy and can feel the salt from faggots like you

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>S1 was incredible
>S2 was great
>Then the OVAs an S3 happened

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>you can hear the enemy voice chat
>they are kids having fun and laughing
>their voice is cute

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“Hey guys, how are y’all doing?”
Then I’d give a few call outs and shoot the shit with my team.
After the match I’d say that I had a good time and for everyone to take it easy.

Just do ERP

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ive never done that shit and im not starting now

*hugs* it's ok user, it's a matter of time :3

don't lewd those kids!

>be female
>"join us in voice chat"
>oh shit
>...
>they're laughing because "this kid sounds like a girl"
>say that's because you are
>dead silence
>dreading the usual shit
>game resumes
>not a single question asked, just the usual shittalk about players missing shots or fucking something up
>guard lowered
>level comes to end
>"...so you got a bf?"
>motherfucker

H E L S I N K I
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that's the best

same

Dofus>>>>Wakfu

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>Joins VC
>Its a random Mexican kid with a shitty microphone
>There is a commotion in the background, its nothing endless yelling between the parents
>Wife was attacked
>Then the kid on Voice chats gets attacked in the process
>He leave voice chat.

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only in my imagination user

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>join voicechat
>"hello"
>damn i thought you were a girl
Bonus points for a not so noticeable spanish accent and deep voice

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explain please

mean for

big bro beat little bro at vidya

hes mine so im not telling

There are people with fetishes for that. Saw a video of a woman sucking boogers out a dude's nose once.

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>tfw people always guess I'm no further west than Ohio because I have the "generic" American accent
Joke's on them! I'm from California

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I haven't heard my voice in ages, I'd be far too self conscious to VC. Let alone my brain going blank and not being able to say anything.

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I've developed an American accent despite not being American nor having stepped foot anywhere near America.

Canada?

I'm an ESL.
lel
I just consumed too much American media as a kid.

Crumbs on the bed.

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>people can't place me because I was an air force brat and lived all over the US

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Same exact situation

>play MWO
>Most audience is boomers
>Everyone is chill and nobody gives a shit about accents
>People have a good sense of humor and are mostly good natured

>showing off my boypucci to a friend
>tell him no talking, just moaning from me
>he tells me to cum in his nerdy slav accent
>literally can't cum anymore
everytime

>tfw can't do mic stuff because of overwhelming shyness
I've listened to a few guys with feminine voices do it for me though, that was fun.

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But Len, you're a performer

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Cardassia fell because of you, you damn useless drunk.

is Obama's accent from a specific place?

same, it used to be more British, but I don't really hear as many brits as I used to

what message did he get?

Holy fuck how did you get a picture of my wife

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>i think ur cute!!! im a girl btw
If I had to guess.

>playing games with guild
>sometimes do voices without thinking, usually making fun of something or just reading something aloud for lols
>2 guys literally just straight up say and mutually agree "dude user you're freaking me out with this stuff, you should be a voice actor"
>haha how nice of you guys but i cant pursue something like that right now
>3rd guy having trouble with a baked potato irl
>do my special deep voice thing making a narration of his baked potato problem
>"wha- who was THAT!?" he says incredulously
>says the same thing the other 2 did
>it's quite different than my normal speaking voice, go look up Chris Guerrero, a pro VA who employs the same phenomenon to get an idea of what i mean
>tfw am master of the vocal bamboozle but usually keep it on the DL

Versatilechads wwa

That being said i have a partially paralyzed vocal cord from having pneumonia that i need to get fixed so i cant sustain these memes for very long and lose my voice easy

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Each time I see Len on stage it fills my heart with warmth, I feel indescribably happy seeing an innocent hopeful young boy get to live his dream, and his angelic childish voice feels like it's touching my very soul.

Just imaging all the young kids here in the real world becoming fans of him, and having him inspire them to do those things brings tears to my eyes, it's hope in such despairing times.

>at work
>have to take calls over the phone
>talk no problem
>have been complimented on my voice
>Have been told it's soothing (I'm a bass)
>get on vc
>try to talk
>struggle to get words out to the point where it physically hurts
>comes out in awkward bursts

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user you big sap

big fag*

Depression has ruined me to the point I respect every little small sign of happiness in myself, the only thing I have left is nostalgia for the days I had no worries, so seeing youth and purity fills me with happiness.

Sounds like you need filling with something else
love

Not really, no.

>put rubber rings under keys to dampen sound
>place mic to the side of your mouth/nose
Problem solved.

Good for you. Now go and tell that to literally every other voice activation fag so they too can be decent human beans.

>Depression
>loves anime

Literally a tranny in the making

Why would I want to be a woman?
They're disgusting and impure savages.

>"Yo dude get on mic"
>I don't have on
>"What are you poor? Haha."
>Yes
>Silence for the rest of the match
I don't play multiplayer anymore

>People think I'm in my late 40s because of my baritone voice or using an audio mixer to change the pitch
>TFW I'm 22

I think god fucked me a bit because I look like a onions slurper to offset the voice

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>perfectly emulate the brooklyn accent
>can switch between russian and irish at will
>nobody can tell where I am and always have to tell people because they think Im straight out of the bronx
Feels great man.

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glad to see you're a man of culture user

My bad

Incel in the making. The evolution line is similar

>reddit spacing
Stop baiting and go back.

I wouldn't say "in the making" I never planned to have sex from the very start.

So you don’t want to sound like yourself?

I do sound like myself, but I drift into other accents easy and its fun when people all start laughing at me going Scotsman on a dude.

i HATE the french

>tfw czech accent
>tfw czech accent sounds awful when speaking english

aaaaa

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>Hugo

You wouldn't say that if you could suck french shota cock

>Hugo

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I talked with a french shota a few days ago and I think I have diabetes now

cute

Dude be normal