Achievement unlocked: Out of the Frying Pan

>Achievement unlocked: Pomf

>Press start
> Achievement unlocked: Welcome to ________"

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>Achievement unlocked: Pretty Fly For A White Guy

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this one bothers me so much. it's like when you complete the 3 minute tutorial and it's already giving you achievements.

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>achievement unlocked: kill the first boss
>only 75% of the playerbase has it

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Maybe it's just me but it almost feels a little patronizing when games does that.

every dmc game

achievements like that are usually implemented so it's easier for the devs to track how far people get in the game.

why should it unlock something that you have not done?

>I did this 200 word essay as homework, the 100 word and 75 word ones are therefore done as well!

>Achievement unlocked: That's all ?

This.
>I ate the [BIG FOOD] therefore I also ate [SMALLER FOOD] and [EVEN SMALLER FOOD].

You are very intelligent.

Killing Floor 2 does this.

God that's the fucking worst

>the goal is to be nourished
>just eating the big food will be enough
>no! You have to also eat the smaller food and even smaller food even if you've already achieved the goal!

>food analogy

Schnell, schnell, Kartoffelkopf!

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>food analogy

>have to write the same essay each time in a more retarded fashion to get all the credit
Fair and balanced analogy.

I'll let this speak for itself
Also
>Achievement of a mostly singleplayer game requires doing stuff in multiplayer
>Multiplayer is dead, buried and forgotten

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>"unlock all achievements" achievement includes itself

>Multiplayer is dead, buried and forgotten

Reminds me of some of those achievements that were unrealistic to get around the 360's early life.

If you're capable of writing a 200 words essay then you're inherently capable of writing an essay half the length

>Achievement unlocked: Welcome to [game name]

>Do everything you can think of to 100% game
>100% achievement doesn't unlock

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you can't write the contents of a 200 word essay with merely 100 words, let alone 75. it would require other content

thanks for supporting my point

These analogies are both shit.
If you can do it on Hard, there is no additional challenge to then do it on easier difficulties.

The only time beating Hard should count for Medium and Easy is for in-game content, not achievements. If you don't actually do it, you shouldn't get the achievement.

it is harder to explain something in fever words.

>The game just lets you buy a majority of the achievements later on with in-game currency

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Poor devs of shitty games thought their yeah would get played for years

Multiplayer achievements are a scourge.

>your sexual preference is that towards other men such as yourself

>ur gay

?

>Game has an achievement that requires you to grind a huge amount of X item
>Game doesn't disable achievements when using the dev console

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>Achievement for playing with Devs
>They only ever did one event where they played online against the public
>It's not even one of those transferable ones.

>Playing Xbox One
>Meet requirements to unlock achievement
>Achievement doesn't unlock
>Check xbox.com/status
>Xbox Live services are down
>Have to redo the achievement requirements to force it to unlock

Thanks Xbox One. -_-
Why can't achievements unlock right away like they did on the Xbox 360?

that's besides the point
the point was that if you did something in the hardest difficulty, the ones of lesser should then be completed as well without actually doing them

Here you go lad.

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>cheating

>achievement unlocked: Here Kitty, Kitty

>this is where X dies achievement followed by
>you didn't expect this, did you?

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>Pretending I even care about it.

> -_-
Get out

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I'm well aware. You've misinterpreted both my point, and which side of this argument I'm on.

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>Achievement requires you to bake/buy a cake and take a photo of it along with the main character on the screen for them to mail you the code for the achievement to unlock

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for the devs*
Sorry

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cared enough to reply

name 1 game that do/did this

A VN on Steam called Hate Plus

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>play a game at friends house
>beat their ass
>Achievement unlocked

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The Shadow of the Colossus remake

>backstab an enemy
>achievement unlocked: et tu, brute?

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>longer essay means it's more difficult.
You were probably "that guy" in your college composition courses.

>longer essay means it's more difficult
that's literally how it is

When you beat a boss that have a big mouth or just try to eat you
>achievement unlocked : Eat this!

>splitscreen co-op
>convinced my bro there's an ultra rare secret achievement unlockable by kissing for 5 minutes or more

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any retard can ramble on and on for 10 pages, you dunce. If you want to make an essayist struggle, you cut them off at 1250 words. If you had ANY experience with writing intensive academia you would fucking know that. Maybe stop being the guy in your philosophy class that takes fifteen minutes to get the fucking point and actually say something of value for once. Nobody enjoys dealing with obtuse as fuck, repetitive, and boring essays, not the students peer-reading them, nor the teachers that have to grade your senseless drivel. Grow a set of frontal lobes before you come back here talking that bullshit.

Rogue Warrior