How to spot boomers in record time

>boomers not liking Vergil
The fuck? I think you mean weebs. Those are the ones who like the animu style.

???

Probably a CE table, youtube.com/watch?v=McAmddqRlsY

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Post more cute Neros.

I'm always feeling like I'm doing something wrong, I never feel myself comfortable in any DMC game.
DMC is basically fighting games in terms of practicing. It is like a musical instrument, you have to invest a fuckton of hours into zealous everyday practice to become even decent. Otherwise, don't even bother.

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Vergil looks much better with Dante's face without the beard. Haven't gone back to his vanilla face since. His vanilla face would maybe look better if he had some bangs.

I will fulfill that dream. I specifically wanna make him look embarrassed/shy. Seeing a character as powerful and confident as Vergil put into compromising/vulnerable positions motivates me.

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Dante, as your older brother and now roommate it's time you took better care of your health. Our demon blood is resilient, but even still we must care for our human bodies.
Starting today, no more pizza. I'll be watching you. Perhaps, if you be a good boy, we can work on finding you a healthier alternative.

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>Wildling flowers shall not bloom
>Soil rusted by the boom
>Red metal, crimson sun
>Boomer raking has begun
>Glock in hand, ready, steady
>Arms of aching, palms spaghetti
>Devil trigger pulled at last
>Doomer ends the boomer blast

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DMC1 was the only good game.

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>"A healthier alternative?"
>"Yes, Dante."
>unzip
>"Now open wide."

it's not even supposed to be out yet so im not surprised the multiplayer (if it actually exists) is working

Sparda meat is too high calorie.

why he nekkie

God I love Nero's buster attacks.

But it's nutritious!

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i dont know user, i got S ranks on every mission and i dont have any crazy execution. I can do basic jump cancelling and am very comfortable with all the controls, but the execution is much less difficult than 4 this time.

i see the 4 combo autists try doing shit in 5 and they get shit style and do shit damage. im laughing at this chinese bloody palace streamer, he actually unequipped Cavaliere because he can't use it in combo autism.

>Hey Verg, wanna unsheathe my sword as well?

Did you just write poetry about V killing Dante while he rakes the lawn?

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All Neros are cute Neroes

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Who will be your first character to go to the Bloody Palace with?

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There's that cutie Kyrie fell for.

haha yeah rhyming comes naturally to me but im no good at sounding real poetic

except that nero

I wish I was Dante.

I hope someone can mod the old 4 hair into 5

V unironically because I want to see his kill animation for Malphas

Same, user. Same.

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Vergil hair mod when?

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Dante for most of the time. The Vergil when I get bored of Dante. I hope if we get the girls they get a reworked moveset, I think Lady could be fun if done right. Then Nero for fun. As for V, you couldn't pay me to play as him again.

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>As Vergil and Dante get older their DT asses get fatter and fatter
>eventually they waddle into battle like two asylum demons out of dark souls

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I'm more interested to see Nero's buster animation on Cavaliere.

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VERGIL DON'T DO IT
DON'T CUT DANTE'S DICK OFF

Anything to lower his hairline.

>that Vorgil on the left
nope

Left looks like adult Vorgil

what the fuck is this?

I'm glad you saved my art user

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He looks even younger like that.

Guys am i trash? I'm S-ranking DMD right now, and i just did V's mission 5 against Geryon and Dante's 12, the blood puzzle and Urizen. I died in both of them, like a bitch. Behemoth stupidity for V, urizen DT for dante. I used red orb revive for half health each time, and still had enough style for the S. Do i need to redo them? Also anyone got good urizen strats? I'm trying to just come in with enough DT to always SDT his crystal down. I usually wanna not use SDT but fuck Urizen's shield. After that it's just round trips and jump cancelling red line until he staggers for RI.

POST THEIR IN GAME NUDE ASSES OR I KILL NERO

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>"Give me your foreskin."
>"No way! You've got your own."
>"Well I want yours too."

Kill him, he's deadweight anyway.

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left has bigger dick

bruh...

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>Nico sees something
>thrusts shovel forward
E N V Y

Damn, female reader looks like THAT?

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Can someone mod Donte's hair onto him?

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wat? are you talking about reader insert fanfic?

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She's jealous Nero has a juicier vagania than hers.

That's where I start feeling the line is being crossed. Nothing from DmC should ever be modded into dmc5. Do not.

At the least we deserve Vergil's fetus deletus rifle.

replacing Yamato with Vergin's gay sniper rifle sounds like a fantastic idea

Here folks. You know what to do. Fill it in.

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Some of you are pretty cool. I wanna go to a bar with you guys at 2 in the morning and drink juice because I don't drink with ya.

Yes.

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>thread is on autosage
wtf why?

ok

I don't drink either, we can drink juice together. what's your favourite? I love mango juice.

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I prefer mangoes on their own or mango smoothies/sorbet. But for actual drinks, root beer sounds pretty good. I would drink but, the last alcoholic in my family just died and
I don't wanna be next in line.

too many fags

Based and straight edge user.

Based mods

Internet cops power trippin

>thread is auto saged
KEK

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See you next thread...

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OP was a retard and started the thread with filterwords like "cuckboys" in the post

fucking this,
pack it up you can't top this

dumb fuck question but how can you tell a thread is autosaged? I haven't ever seen that happen before, surprisingly. or I just didn't notice.

thank you DMC fags for being so gay, i genuinely appreciate it

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Replace Nidhogg with Succubus.

over here

Chill out mods its just bantz.

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