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HOW ABOUT SOME ACTION?
CANDO!
THE HIGHER ORDER SHALL REIGN!
WE STAND TOGEDDA
It will soon be...a wasteland
SKEEPAN
*in the distance*
KIROV REPORTING
Scorched earth
Game?
What went wrong?
even in death i still serve.
The best RTS of all time
can i have some shoes
LOCK N LOADED
Starcraft?
Seriously?
What game is this?
DONNA HEE?
At least your mother tipped well
RUBBER BOOTS IN MOTION
>mfw
OW
OK OK I WILL WORK
Wrong game retard
Electrodes ready.
rogan?
Tfw neo/v/ doesn’t even recognize red alert anymore.
Fuck this place.
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
my hands have splinters
Spinning up gatling units, best units.
FIRE AWAY SIR!
Is it over, Yuri?
ERECTUS!
cute
anymore?
very
cool
game
I AM A MECHANICAL MAN
>mastermind girl
I'd overload her capacity
SCORCHED EARTH
Warframe
>teleport troops in your base, nothing personal kid
RA2 is old enough to legally post on 4chins
was there a chrono-desolator?
Only a Chrono Ivan and a Chrono Commando
You should finish all c&c games before you can legally post here tho
>heavy breathing
Sure. There are loads of these.
Go to:
>tieba.baidu.com
And scroll down at the bottom. If you don't see any thumbnails, just click on the Chink letters in the lower left corner.
Most of them are RA3, though.
Thats fine
ra3 was my favorite
>Chrono Ivan
>So you can blow yourself up before you are born
We work for food
>Allies can erase yo ass from history
>Teleport anywhere on planet
>Go back in time
You can't fight against that
WHY ARE RTSes DEAD?
I love all three games, first one the least.
Pro-tip. RA3 got shafted for "childish" visual. In other words, the people playing it were in their "I'm an adult" phase of puberty. You can still see it today, most of the anons shitting on it are just barely over 18 so it's safe to call them newshits.
TIME TO PLAY
Comrade?
Went way too far with their OC DONUT STEELs.
3 did crank up the silliness to 11, even after Yuri.
Games like this are never going to be made again.
There's no where left to go. Any and all attempts to anything new are met with disinterest or hostility and if you're not doing anything different than what has been made before then there's no point in making it.
is GIGN actually op or all my kid friends just dumb? back then I just stack up as many GIGN as possible, then walk in, press D, win. nothing can stop them.
prolly because
>developers would be pushed to target e-sports crowd
>add microtransactions
>peacemeal content via dlcs
and none of these would sit well with RTS players/consumers
Why don't developers just do the kind of games they themselves would love to play?
No. You were simply almost a decade older and more perceptive of the ridiculous nature of it all.
Yuri has a machine that mass-produces the comic book Hulk. He has UFOs which abduct people by levitating them up from below. Grinding machines that extract resources from humans. Basic infantry fights with their minds to ignite fires wherever they think of. Gargantuan brains in a vat on treads. Or vehicles which can magnetically levitate anything, including battlecruisers out of the water.
RA3 does not even come close to that level.
And it doesn't matter, since both are awesome in just how silly they are.
because games are no longer games user, they're "services".
Just gotta hope some indie devs make a good one
>M-Muh devs
>When fans just sit on older games n shit on new players cause WAAHHH NOOBS AND MUH STATS
Sasuga nostalgiafag
China will save RTSs.
They already redid Starcraft, are working on Warcraft 3 (which they kept alive to this day) and C&C/RA remasters.
Even complete nobody games like State of War got revived and updated on Steam simply because they loved it at some point.
We just have to wait until EA realises just how much potential Chink-bucks they can extract with these games. Activision already has.
Because those games already exist. They have for over a decade.
3 does come close to that level.
*just gets him close enough*
Nothin’ personnel kid
RUBBER SHOES IN MOTION.
that's how you know you're playing against a scrub
SPACE
Your optimism makes me sad, user.
Rehashing old games doesn't make it sound like anyone will be making new games.
RA2 was tasteful cheesiness
RA3 was a soulless cash-in on every concievable level
PROSTAGMA.
VULUME.
WHAT THE FUCK BROS ? WHY CANT WE GET ANY COMFY GAMES LIKE THESE ANYMORE?
That's Uprising, though. Which most people did not play and honestly, is very much Red Alert 3's own Yuri's Revenge with all the new units being decided by the cool factor instead of practicality or usefulness in-game + some units missing from the faction rosters.
Isn't that just the nature of games though? Eventually only the fanatics remain.
This a thousand times. I cant bear to play RA3 it was just somehow wrong.
Is there hope?
RTS is dead. Its time to move on user.
you are absolutely retarded
also stop posting your shitty images
>not using tactical kirovs to make opponent think of me as a scrub then counterhim
no
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
post underrated music
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EPICTONES
FUCK YEAH
that's their only use
they move far too slow to ever be used effectively
when your opponent sees them they can just start pumping out anti-air and your Kirovs won't make it through unless you have a huge economic advantage
TIME IS RUNNING OUT
TI
TI
TIME IS RUNNING OUT
So, uh, what /would/ you guys like to see in a new C&C or any other RTS?
It's not just more of the same, is it?
Yeah. I mean, you have the developers of RA2 (minus a few who fucked off to work on SC2) creating a great-looking game with innovative mechanics and soundtrack in a tiny time-span for game development. Sounds like such a souless cash-in, right?
Really the only thing that's cash-in tier are the hordes of Hollywood actors they threw together. And we got Tim Curry as a Soviet premier out of it.
The thing is, said Chinks are massively lobbying for a new original game with each of those releases.
Either the developers notice themselves or Chinese start another review-bombing/spamming crusade after the remakes are here and the studio goes silent on what to do next.
Yuri's Revenge worked thematically though, with all the locations, time travel plot and units the game felt like a 1950s SciFi B-Movie, and even had literal quotes from some in the songs.
Turn it into a real team game where each player is a general in an army where each general has a speciality like infantry, air force, logistics, so RTS games feel like real wars with battles happening on multiple fronts instead of the current state of RTS games which is poking your oppoonent and having little skirmishes and sniping resource lines so they surrender 10 minutes in
>innovative mechanics
RA3 played like absolute dogshit
all EALA games sucked after Dustin Browder left, they got steadily worse and worse
Petroglyph develops it and Frank Klepacki does the soundtrack, so I'm cautiously optimistic.
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Fucking. Soul.
Not rly
Ya can see this problem mostly in RTS and fighter games
Yeah, and Uprising was a 2000s Sci-Fi B-Movie. From the excessive use of transforming robots (Bay's Transformers), space station de-orbiting/orbital bobardment, down to the scares around the Hadron Collider and its activation.
They're both campy. They're both turned up to 11. They're just different in what they chose as the material to work from.
>RA3 played like absolute dogshit
I'm talking about innovating the genre, which it absolutely did with the idea of CO-OP campaign in an RTS.
Something that all the old RTSs retro-actively got mods for and new RTSs even make a bank on (viz. SC2).
also exists in shooters and some mmos.
who cares about a co-op campaign if the game sucks?
FOR MY PEOPLE
We're free, WE'RE FREE!
>immediately send them in as cannon fodder
Everyone making RTS games, because it gave them inspiration to make something other than Warcraft 2: 201X edition.
Because you didn't buy StarCraft 2, that was the final big RTS with a good singleplayer campaign.
I could definitely go for the removal of attacking resources gatherers being a quick and relatively easy way to put someone on the back foot at the start of the game and throw your opponent into a downward spiral.
I don't think it was as big of a nuisance in C&C as it was in say AOE2, since in C&C the harvesters are pretty durable and you only need a small number of them to operator at maximum efficiency.
A few RTS already let you just capture a resource node or build an extractor on top of it so you don't need to worry about the minutia of economic efficiency, which is how I prefer it.
But I did and I really enjoyed each campaign, except the epilogue one where they completely screw over which abilities I chose, which I never finished for that reason.
I really don't know how Blizzard could drop the ball on that.
Westwood installers were fucking ludo. I pity the zoomers who will never experience them.
For the union
They aren't. You are just too autistic to play anything that isn't an exact copy of the games you played as a kid.
clash of kings
>immediately teleport your grouped up units into the water
Even less personnel, kiddo
>playing with superweapons enabled
HIGH SPEED, LOW DRAG
Fuck, that reminds me how you can blow up bridges to massacre units trying to cross.
[re-installing intensifies]
THIS GUN'S HEAVY
Time to spam anti air
>encryption code required, you have 30 seconds to comply
>PANIC
every time
Tell me comrade user, which do you consider the best Command and Conquer game? I think we both know it's Tiberian Sun
I really liked Generals
renegade x
Petroglyph by now has a pretty bad record of promising their best RTS made ever, only to quickly abandon it and announce their new project which will be the best thing ever since sliced bread.
Also with EA backing this, I'm not optimistic at all.
It's Generals for me but that's mainly because I really like my boots on the ground infantry and Generals is the game where they had the biggest role.
I hate flashbangs though.
hot
nothing, just casually waiting for the end of free will
ra2 and generals
You are correct.
I fapped to this so many times
>Tiberian Sun.
You might as well say you were in kindergarten when the game came out.
It has its good points, but the game itself was a massive disaster of unfulfilled promises, outdated graphics, horrible performance, terrible balance, crappy moody music and marketing based on lies.
It's basically the Spore of '99. People who were kids back then swear by it, everyone else knows what a shitheap it truly was.
Nobody here but us trees.
>Complaining about balance in Command and Conquer
opinion discarded
>tfw listening to the sound of your ore miner depositing gems into your ore refinery
WATCH OUT FOR THE BUMP
>discover this four years ago
>was pretty good at RA2, give it a whirl
>try for hours to survive the revised Pentagon invasion level
>asshole utterly inverted, can't even save scum because they took the ability to save out for whatever reason
Might look at it again when it's finished.
>t. person who has never played tiberium sun.
I did then blizz told me to pay up again for coop commanders
The save function works now. It's up to 3.3.4
the ability to save your game was added again one year ago
The saving was removed because the game was so heavily modded that it couldn't save every data of the map
kek, any more of these?
That's just the thing, mate.
The old games had nothing of the sort, but they were fine because nothing had it.
However, in 1999 I could either be playing this ugly voxel reskin of C&C1... or I could play AoE2 which was actually fun with friends instead of "Artillery & Banshees: We couldn't be fucked to play the game before releasing it".
>mfw got most of them for free
they don't make installers like those anymore
Am I crazy, or did these have a different name/icon graphic at some point?
Still your fault for playing Command and Conquer games for the multiplayer. Tiberian Sun was about the campaigns and they were and still are great.
You might be crazy.
maybe you are thinking of Red Alert 1
Wow, never seen anything more vomit inducing. These suck.
Holy shit what happen if you not enter the code in 30 seconds?
Huh, I had it my head that the suicide bomb angle was a lot more explicit originally and that they censored it in the same patch where they took out the fake celebrity voice samples from Hollywood and fucked with the twin towers level.
TibSun brought me into modding and I still like the setting/mood/feel of that game. So in that regard, I really did get my money's value out of it.
But it's no secret the game was a colossal dissapointing clusterfuck on release and that its development was absolute hell on earth for everyone involved.
I also personally have beef with how Firestorm could have improved the game massively with just a couple easy tweaks and updates to the gameplay and engine, but it wasn't a whole lot more than an almost sidestory filler with rogue CABAL and adding some more broken units to multiplayer and then quickly calling it a day.
They did what? None of the patches i've used have ever altered any of that. I'm dreading the day RA gets a remake and they remove the terrorists and ivans.
WESTWOOD
PROUDLY PRESENTS
>the original release rewarded the player for destroying the Twin Towers with cash. In later patches, the caches are rewarded for garrisoning the towers, and they cannot be destroyed
>for unknown reasons, Arnnie and the other action hero parodies have had their unique dialogue and names removed by patch 1.001, with all of their quotes replaced by standard GI ones. In this version, Arnnie is called simply Hero
Those generals look badass, what was even meant to be being censored?
The story is so good and fun.
TS has top tier aesthetics and art direction
GIMME THE CRACKED GAME
germany used to have strict laws against violent videogames, all units were replaced with robots.
It's also why Team Fortress 2 had springs, gears and other metal parts flying away when you gibbed someone.
Why?
Why do you want to gatekeep soon hard?
What's the point?
Why would you force anyone to play command and conquer 4?
LET'S MAKE AN OASIS OF DEATH
IT WILL BE A SILENT SPRING
Holy shit, that's incredible
>>the original release rewarded the player for destroying the Twin Towers with cash. In later patches, the caches are rewarded for garrisoning the towers, and they cannot be destroyed
Ah yeah I remember this. I liked watching my planes crash into them to get that sweet moolah. The other one I've never seen
Chink pandering
Exposing germans to violence against organic beings is like feeding the mogwai after midnight.
redesigned units for me,
every RA2 unit had a silhouette easy to read and you'd understand what's going on during a battle,
MO vehicles feels overly designed into just big bulky boxes on wheels
>For the onion
FTFY
Speeder spends too much time listening to balance suggestions from ignorant little shits on IRC who have no idea how to play the game.
Tiberian Sun obviously.
Hail to the Great Yuri.
WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD THIS ?
Planetary Annihilation: Titans is alive and has a ladder. You could download it and be playing online RTS against tough human opponents within the hour.
>inb4 muh outrage
People who already have PA can now get PA:Titans on permanent 90% discount. The game has been sold to a new company created just to manage it.
Correct
I bet it will be called "The Hive Mind"
>rub my shoes in lotion
GENTLEMEN
>for unknown reasons, Arnnie and the other action hero parodies have had their unique dialogue and names removed by patch 1.001, with all of their quotes replaced by standard GI ones. In this version, Arnnie is called simply Hero
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Good thing I enjoyed the shit out of the game in my early teens and don't have to rage about it now
Memories last
>fill some transporters with units
>teleport them to the enemy base
>units inside transporters vanish
Nothin personnel at ALL, kid
>Why was this White Chicks Black Dicks 3 VHS under your bed, user?
what said
the units all look like blobs and every unit has around three variants that look exactly the same, so whatever you face, you will only know when the attack is over
Retarded design choice, also it feels like some changes have just been done for the sake of changing shit up
>unload engineers onto your construction site
Nuthing personnel
>we get to relive the old games because chinks are desperately tryin to cover up on everything they missed in the last 20 years
Doesn't feel like a true revival or even less a save
>get RA2 for christmas from my grandma (you're amazing grandma!)
>next morning get up early, boot computer and put allies CD into drive
>experience this in my pyjama while everyone else is asleep
Makes me sad to see how today all this is replaced by a steam download
My favorite was to put crazy Ivan bombs on spider drones and toss them in enemy vehicles.
Check out World in Conflict user
Do it for her
>tfw you were alive for the golden age of RTS
boomer > zoomer
>her nudes
How many years was the golden age period? I was alive during the era but I didnt actually play a lot of RTS until tad later.
is that david lynch on the bottom right
And as explained in one of the Allies mission (2nd one, in LA), Yuri is fascinated by sci-fi.
RA3 was just pants on head retarded. Had some serious segments, but for most part it was retarded.
I'm trying to remember how many of those games were good and I feel like the whole "90% of anything is crap" holds true.
If anything, they're emulating the western drive for nostalgia. They played those games just as you or I have.
The trick is that Chinese are PC-only.
Western remakes and such focus on Nintendo, Playstation and other primarily console games because that's where all the nostalgia is.
For Chinese, a gigantic market easily bigger than all of US combined, that nostalgia is solely on playing PC RTS games.
And therein lie my hopes.
Comrade Yuriy, i dont think there is a best one.
>RA2
>Generals
>Tiberian Sun
>Tiberium Wars
All good comrade.
THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
>that fucking engi just walking there casually
I dont like some of them. Mech stomp, turret swamp, and best boi Alarak are the only good ones. Maybe Nova for the novelty factor.
it was good tqbh
I love that you can make concentration camps in this game, Yuri's faction where basicalli nazis, they even had uboats, hanebus and bases on the moon and antartica kek
>mogwai
What in oblivion is that?
when you popped a CD and saw this type of installer you knew whole day will go by and you won't even notice
>2000-2009
That could be 2000-2005, once rts went 3d the amount of games released died off over night.
you dont built kirovs unless you can built a FUCKING ARMADA OF THEM
you better give me souce my comrade
Unit lost
*kills half of your soldiers in one hit*
heh nothing personel kid
This fucker
>mfw the theme song is playing in my head
I replayed Age of Mythology recently because I liked it a lot as a kid. It's fun but it's kind of fucking tedious. There's just so much basebuilding and resource gathering before any action.
Id love to know the name of that RA2 mod int he picture...
Ah, gremlins! Nice. Thanks user.
*destroys your harvesters*
Man the music in this game was so rad.
nvm found it this gon' be long night tonight
>giving money to literal jews
>buy the dlc goy - it fixes everything we couldn't be bothered to fix in our first release
Do not suffer the kike to live.
The real reason RTS games are not made anymore is because they already peaked.
RTS graphics have been looking good since late 90s.
The gameplay was perfected back then too.
Everything that was added to RTS games afterwards was purely gimmick bullshit that didn't add anything interesting.
If you want to play a RTS game, just play one of those that was made in the late 90s/early 00s and you're set.
>DoW3 of all things in there
>no Supreme Commander/Total Annihilation
Trash.
I think it's this abomination: ra2.in
Hm. RA2 reborn mod, russian overview. Thanks user.
>ywn liberate Europe with your comrades while this blasts from your tank's speakers
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Feels bad, tavarishi.
>multiple Weather Control Devices
playing like this sounds kinda boring
It's true though
>play countless hours of RA2
>try to go back and replay it a few years ago
>for whatever reason it isn't even 1% as fun anymore
>RA3 is even worse
kill me
OUTTA MY WAY
COMMIE FUCKING SHITS
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Because Ubisoft forced Massive to make the Division instead of WiC 2.
>WiC
That game was pure kino.
RIP Bannon.
And that last phone call to his mom before the coms went dark...
Plus the aftermath of the battle of Seattle...
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i reinstaled game a couple of times first time i got it just to go through it again
This. Shit felt like going through real war, one of the top RTS games for me, 100 of hours in the multiplayer
Apparently, Brits can make fake buildings, including super weapon ones. It says there in one of icons - fake lightning storm.
Brilliant
No, it's fairly balanced since bases have a lot more health in this mod and you have many ways to counter superweapons. Also half of those superweapons are fake and don't do damage.
tiberian sun,but only because it flashed-out the best cnc faction ever ,the brotherhood of nod
PEACE THROUGH POWER
You asshat. RTS community is faggit neckbeards who grudge longer that a dwarf and you wonder why no one wants to make RTS. Its so they don't have to deal with vicious little shits like (((You)))
Silence!
Their arrogance was their undoing, they made a subpar product and then tried to jew their way to the next big scam.
Best track coming through
Indeed, comrade Yuri.
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I love a crowd.
Fugga yu! PA:T is a good game and you are missing out cos of some shit that happened years ago. Just let it go. All that hate and bitterness is not good for the heart.
Aliens dropship/10
WOOF
>*eats your spies in every mission so you just build a gorillion medium tanks and disregard intel*
Enough!
Soothe my rage by telling me how I get this 90% discount you so shamelessly shilled.
Happy birthday!
[spoilers]YOUR FEELING OF HELPLESSNESS IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, SAVAGE[/spoiler]
I'VE GOT THE KNOWLEDGE!
>Yuri's revenge
>Boxart implies that the soviets took over Hollywood
WTF WiC 2 is suppose to be about!? the original game already has a perfect ending with no sequel hinted
ARE YOU PREPARED TO FIGHT COMRADES?
The window closes and you have to try again.
If you have it on steam then you should see it. Otherwise I'm not sure, check their website.
Where?
Try the Titans store page.
lmao no thanks shill, seems you haven't learned a fucking thing.
Kari wuhrer as tanya made my dick diamonds
Well you know other people/stories in the cold war gone hot? The ending isn't clear at all. Only that the soviet invasion of the usa failed. The last lines the two sidekick soldiers share is about how they have no idea what's going on in europe. With the us withdrawing all forces from europe the soviets could have overrun it. Sequel is taking it back. Endless possibilities
Who cares about the plot? WiC had godlike multiplayer.
>lieutenant
>has Sgt stripes
The amount of detail was amazing for its time.
doo-doot
doo
doo-doot
dee doo
>felt nostalgic wanting to play re2
>dont remember it being that slow
>play yuris revenge
>everything became fast and my team got mind controlled fast
The last mission you push back the Soviets before the Chinks make landfall, so WiC would be Pacific War 2.0 and possible NATO in Europe again.
Age of Empires 2?
How much of a bitch is it to get Total Annihilation running on a windows 7 PC?
I love supcom and FA but have never finished or even got deep into TA's campaign