How do I stop this

How do I stop this

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Get a job

get a job or find something that brings you outside away from consoles and computers. swimming, hiking, camping, even a bike ride or a walk.

You know how to make it stop

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you mean the regular sleep cycle?

I got rid of that a while ago myself, I typically stay up for more than 20 hours so sleep times got pretty random

stop posting shitty wojaks. especially ones that are edited into good images.

wagecuck until you die

Sign up for a gym membership. Start reading books, i recommend you start with the greeks (and some romans), pick up a creative hobby, idc what it is, music...production...art... you could even consider making youtube videos a creative hobby and if you're good at that you can easily monetize it.
Actually for know just sign up with the gym membership. Don't overwhelm yourself. AND OH. Fix your fucking sleep schedule subhuman.

Try fapping between 9 and 2.

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>buy benadryl
>stay up that night and dont go to sleep at 6am
>stay up through entire day
>take one benadryl at 9 and you should be out at 10
>wake up sometime hopefully before 10am and before 12 a must
>go throughout your day
>at 9 take 5 benadryl
>???????
>profit

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based benadryl poster

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>implying i don't live like this despite having a full time office job

>Instead of becoming disciplined and taking control of their own lives, Americans try to solve their problems with drugs
No wonder you're being replaced with brown people

>t. brown person

>literally the same thing but with a suit and tie

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Yes, I'm brown. That's exactly why I'm criticizing you in the first place, gringo.

How do I achieve this?

this

Have a break up, isolate yourself from people to avoid human drama. Focus on science. Better to be alone than with dick heads surrounding you everywhere you go.

This doesn't work. It takes at least 3 days for your circadian rhythm to adjust. You'll fall asleep but wont get any REM sleep and wake up feeling like shit.

>Have time to make a vidya
>Finally tackle my project
>Make sprites, code some shit
>Make a character that pander to my fetish but nothing lewd, great for the game and the lore
>Can't stop thinking about lewd shit
>Bump into a problem, can't do progress
>end up jacking off instead and play other vidyas
I could make some fucking great lewd scenes i swear but this isn't the game for it for fuck's sake. I want to make money

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get a hobby and no shitposting and masturbating don't count

Posting wojak in Yea Forums

porn games aren’t games
they’re just sex simulations
it’s the same as god of war and the last of us

>tfw recently woke up 4:15 p.m.
I need to seriously see some help.

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You're supposed to shower every day, not weekly?

>when you wake up tired thinking you only got like 2 hours of sleep since the sun is rising but then realize the sun is actually setting

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sci-fi and fantasy books may not be good for the mind but they're usually entertaining enough to keep you off electronics. classical stuff tends to be a bit boring if you haven't worked up to it with others bits of literature.

Must suck not to have a mutated gene to be able to get fully rested on 3-4 hours.

By buying a $10 alarm clock.

Must suck to be a tripfag.

>when you wake up, but feel too comfy so you fall back to sleep, thus fucking up your sleep schedule... AGAIN.

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Must suck to never make friends, connections, or build a brand.

What if I'm using a hobby to shitpost?

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Too bad you didn't make that so like I said, shitposting is not a hobby

go to college

>Wake up as the sun is setting
>Have at least 10 hours of fucking sleep
>Still feel tired as shit

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I've been a wagecuck for 7 years now and I've already had enough. This life isn't for me. I think I'm going to do something drastic and if it doesn't pan out just kill myself

How do I learn to do this?

I must know.

Please, I have 8 years until I go bankrupt and die.

i would give literally anything to be able to have a nice 6 to 8 hours of sleep, wake up, immediately grab my todo list, and then start doing things like a normal person
instead i have to sit around willing myself to go outside for like a week before i can actually fucking do it

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>tfw feel more awake running on 3-5 hours of sleep than a full 8+

Find a fulfilling job or career.
Just getting just any job turns your numb life into a painful and sometimes numb life.

Your stupid gif made me physically angry.

>fulfilling
>job or career
Pick one.
Op just needs a hobby, and a side hustle for awhile to support it. If you really must work get something part time. Good driver? Uber

okay how's this instead

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Stop drinking, smoking weed, watching porn, playing video games, surfing Yea Forums/social media, eating fast/frozen food, and being liberal.

God I wish that was me.

Take responsability and end your existence.

I wagecucked 13 years, got fired cause I followed a shoplifter and got his license plate. I had done it hundreds of times but that cuck reported me now I'm a neet. I have 8 years worth of savings before I run out.

I should have stopped at the 3-4 year mark.

Can't. Too stupid / no education / poor upbringing.

>tfw got a nice and demanding, yet well paid job
>all my life problems started to fix themselves
>got a healthier life style
>enjoy vidya again and value my free time, globally improving my general enjoyment

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follow /pol/s easy steps and you too can star in duck dynasty and swear that praying disease away helps because you know more than those highfalutin doctors

Why would you want to? If I didn't have to work this is what most of my days would be only more vidya and more fapping

What job?

>get into bed as the sun begins to rise
>struggle to sleep because the room is too bright
any games for this feel?

System administrator

>I had done it hundreds of times but that cuck reported me now I'm a neet.
How does reporting a crime gets you fired from job? You live in America, i guess?

Enjoy your life of hedonism and keep wondering why you keep getting the case of the "sadzies".

Sex trafficking.

>wake up around 6
>be at job 7
>go home 15
>take a shower and power nap
>vidya until 20
>shitpost until 21 and then bed

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There's only one way out of this hellscape we call existence and you already know what it is.

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No, the shoplifter reported me for going past the curb to get his plate. Most criminals wouldn't incriminate themselves but this one was extra stupid.

"Oh Swole you could have been hurt you could have been shot oh we know you do this all the time but cause he told corporate we had to fly a guy down to fire you personally."

learn blender or something

behold the man that never eats

make it happen

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if I was a burger I would definitely vote for him; what kind of fucking retard would turn down free money? especially when the Jew banks are making millions and the government can actually afford it if they just stop the reckless military funding

Skip shower

Literally just go on 2 walks a day eat better and try and make friends irl / online using whatever means you're comfortable with
Im a fat virgin fuck diagnosed with depression and just forcing myself to wake up in the morning exercising and talking a lot in online games has helped immensely
sorry if you already tried and it didnt work for you its not a magic cure all, just sets you on the right path

>literally me for the last 16 years straight
I can't live with my mom and her welfare bucks forever because she's not getting any younger.
I don't see a future for myself.
How do I escape?

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>meet a girl online
>we have almost everything in common
>meet her
>everything becomes perfect
>actually lose all my anxieties and that bullshit
>tfw gonna make it