"XBOX ON!"

SASUGA XBONE-SAMA

On second thought, I doubt I'd want a gamertag I made when I was 12.

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ABSOLUTAMENTE BASADO

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BASED

I really miss when xbox was relevant. I just want some fucking games.

that's a based from me, chief

>the image that broke Son/v/

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I found my Xbox account from middle school and the name is so retarded I'd just rather make a new one than pay 10 dollars to change it

What’s the name?

fartyboy6000

based

absolutely based

I posted that and I'm not even him, it's a lie

Quick I need all the Xskeleton memes available

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Skeletons are cool though

Is having an xbone the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having an xbone. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are buying and beta-testing games for at least 5 years solely so they can go and get played on other platforms. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little console - buying exclusives, subscribing to Microsoft services, console-warring on Yea Forums, letting it collect data for MS, playing with it. All of it has one simple result: It's exclusives are more enjoyable for the men that will eventually play them on other platforms.

Raised the perfect console? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way it grew up. He gets to play it's games every night. He gets the benefits of it's kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised it.

As a man who has a xbone, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 5 years of your life simply to beta test games for people on other platforms to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

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>the user that tries too hard to push a meme

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Your pasta is weak, my pasta is strong.

>Sony E3 2017
>11 games (7 first party, 2 DLC, 1 remake/remaster)
>Microsoft E3 2017
>23 games (8 first party, 1 DLC)

>Sony E3 2018
>12 games (5 first party)
>Microsoft E3 2018
>27 games (8 first party, 2 DLC)

>Sony E3 2019
>0 games
>Microsoft E3 2019
>30+ games

Microsoft E3 2019
>Xbox Scarlet, two new consoles in same style of Xbox One S and Xbox One X.
>Xbox Scarlet games playing natively on PC
>Many BC titles on PC including Xbox One, Xbox 360, and OG Xbox, expected to launch October 2019
>Xbox Scarlet game development will allow games to be sold on Xbox One/PC at discretion of publishers
>Xbox Game Pass expanded - day 1 first party/second party games, third party AAA games a couple months after launch, indie games all the time
>More studios acquired, expect at least 3 announcements
>Xcloud detailed, stream from your xbox console to your Windows/iOS/Android device. Microsoft will eventually offer streaming from Microsoft Azure.
>Play Anywhere now applies to everything. If you own it digitally, download it to your Xbox or PC, or stream it to your Windows, iOS, or Android device.
>Xbox Live Gold will continue to offer the best complimentary games for subscribers each month
>New Xbox controller variations. Standard, Elite, and Hybrid
>Halo Infinite
>Gears 5
>Fable RPG
>Ori and the Will of the Wisps
>Cyberpunk 2077
>Rocksteady DC game
>Harry Potter RPG
>Battletoads
>Killer Instinct
>More than 30 games shown off

Meanwhile at Sony E3 2019
>*crickets*

BASED AND BONEPILLED

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Overlord sucks

Yes but the Xbone edits with it are good

>lose in video game
>minion immediately destroys your game console for insulting you

Someone needs to edit the pic related scene with this post

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Can someone post the sadia pasta? shit was kino

>Xbros are embracing the meme
That's pretty much the best way to react

Damn right I do, can't wait for the inevitable "you can be skeletons!" update for Sea of Thieves

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thank you mr. skeltal

Forza Horizon 4 sucked hard compared to 3

god damn microsoft could have reedeemed themselves if they didnt cancel scalebound and if crackdown 3 wasnt shit.

based

t.snoycuck

>not snoyboy

>t. memepushing faggot

Millhouse IS a meme

I wanna sniff Albedo's hip cutouts

Is it true that she is stronger than Ainz?

fuck, this boss. Gave me more trouble than I thought he would.

"XBOX ON!"
>'INITIATING YOUR XBOX ONE EXPERIENCE'
"XBOX, ACTIVATE THE VIDEO GAMES!!!"
>’[ERROR: NO DATA FOUND]’

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Real shit PS2 had the best online games. Resident Evil Outbreak, Jak X, Socom, Everquest Online Adventures, Auto Modellista, so much fun. Even the multiplats like Timesplitters FP were FREE to play online.

Absolutely based pasta

>Ed milliband memorial
>euros
Oh no no no

Based chicken dinner skelly

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xkeleton is based

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>not posting the original

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