What's the next big game that epic is gonna steam from steam?

yeah they do
I like licking HOT pussy

Halo: The Master Chief Collection.

You need to watch more porn

What is this?

Look for someone who is about a 4, ugly girls love to please

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Whatever you say, Ling-Ling

Borderlands 3
Red Dead Redemtion 2
Metal Wolf Chaos

I know epic will gonna steal lotsa games during the E3, that's for damn sure

Wonder how much those callgirls cost just to make this retarded video.

It was already confirmed: Borderlands 3

I don't care that much about looks
I like to please too
help me find a Yea Forums girl

>Epic games sells their user information
>They pay for exclusives on a platform where there is no additional development cost- and for games they did not invest money in to develop

I feel like anybody stupid enough to pay for EPIC games deserves the future they usher in. Where we get half a hundred game distributor platforms, each with a retail monopoly on games they sell at a 120% markup in addition to any personal information they demand you hand over to use their service. Because apparently this is good competition for Steam and GOG isn't.

Yeah. EPIC is super based. So happy they could make the PC gaming environment shittier.

>paying women for their time
>they will immediately leave once the time is up
this is a pretty fitting webm

man.... trump is so based....

>Meme game
>David Cage movie "games" that are notorious for being poorly written and having zero actual gameplay
>Game that isn't even out yet
>Metro game that isn't even as good as 2033
Why don't you get some taste, cunt?

by the time that happens, epic would already have bought some new whores to play with

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would you stay when the pay is over, you fucking cuck? do you work for free?

MORTY Y-YOU EXPERIENCING A-ANY CELL *BBURRRRRPPPP* DEATH ITS WHERE ALL OF YOUR CELLS DIE MORTY ITS A PAINFUL PROCESS MORTY AND ITS SAID IT FEELS LIKE IT *BURRRPP* LASTS FOR A THOUSAND YEARS MORTY *BBURRRP* NO? GOOD MORTY NOW THE GALACTIC FEDERATION IS *BURRP* ON MY *BUUURPP* ASS RIGHT NOW MORTY AND WE NEED TO FIGHT *BURRPRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* BACK

Do you ever improve your broken english Zhao?

sho, sho, back to your containment

>gets destroyed
>y-y-your english!
lmaoo

>mfw my gf wants to give me the suck
is there any better feeling?

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How did you destroy him, user? By spouting buzzwords?

That's it, time to end it, goodbye

>seething

Borderlands 3

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>Do you work for free?

>YOU'VE BEEN D-D-D-DESTROOOOOOOYED
>R3KT
>#hashtag#annihilation

*BBURPPP* MORTY I LANDED THE SHIP IT TOOK ME A *BURRPP* WHILE TO FIGURE IT OUT SLORSPHEN SHIPS YOU KNOW *BEEP* WHAT THE HELL? IT WON'T WORK THESE STUPID SLORSPHEN SHIPS WORK YOU PIECE OF JUNK *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* FINALLY
NOW MORTY *BURRP* WE NEED TO STOP THE GALACTIC FEDERATION BY STEALING ALL OF THEIR SKELAOPKEN SACKS THAT THEY HAVE IN FLOOR 9 ITS ALL *BURRP* EXPERIMENTAL SO WE NEED TO *BBURRPP* GRAB IT AND RESEARCH IT *BBURRPP* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NOT UP FOR IT MORTY? LOOK YOU KNOW HOW HORNY MEJNAEMEN GET WHEN THEY SEE HEROES LIKE YOU WILL BE ONCE YOU STEAL THOSE SACKS MORTY? THEY WILL BE ALL OVER YOU AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THEY CAN TAKE ANY FORM THEY *BURRP* WANT MORTY. NOW STOP COMPLAINING AND *BURRP* GET ME MY SKELAOPKEN SACKS MORTY

Tianamen Square Massacre

Remember faggots, 'sage' in the options. This bait thread doesn't need to be bumped.

Just be yourself bro

>Another buzzword
Thanks for proving my point, idiot.

Bump

shut the fuck up nerd

BUMP

>buttblasted retards
>have to spam the chink shit
thanks for the laughs

how does the fat fuck get these women.

Please clean up your tears after the end of your shift