The holy trinity

Fucking fuck. I wish I was a lazy-goth tomboy so bad.

unholy trinity of cancer

that's a really specific fetish. you must have a hard time finding stuff to fap to.

What the fuck is Homestuck anyway? Is it some shitty online comic? Is it a game?

your wives.

Video games, webcomics, and cartoons? Alright. If it's going to be Yea Forums though, swap Marceline for Misery from Cave Story. That Homestuck character... I dunno.

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vriska is my favorite video game character

Hey user, guess what
It's not a fetish

>What the fuck is Homestuck anyway
an experience
mostly a webcomic though with some animations as well

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It's the holy trinity of sick badass punk femme fatales that nerd girls think are the coolest, because the characters were created by guys

Yeah, second your point, but also dump the homestuck character for Susie

shit

It's a mistake. A well written, well drawn mistake. ||Until Act 6||

I want a girlfriend that treats me like shit, is that too much to ask?

Something I could never really get into even after trying multiple times.

it is an extremely long and occasionally hilarious webcomic
as long as you don't touch the fandom™, it isn't that autistic.

scp 7893

based blue gang

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>Worst Troll still, to this day, has the biggest fanbase
Jesus Christ.

Great for about 4 acts then it shits the bed hard.

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Post'em faglords

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god, misery is such an underrated character, too bad curly steals all her spotlight.

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it's pure magic, fag

I basically get Rock Howard's move-set. Shit's kino.

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oh yes... the trio of trash

and they're all shit

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undyne is at least tolerable

Yea Forums new home of /hsg/

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Undyne >>>>>>>>>. Vriska
never watched adventure time

The shitty tumblr nu-female postmodernist trinity? God I hate when you virgins start spamming endless anime waifu erp shit, but then you post this and I have to analize which is is worse

These are the waifus that transwomen have, user

I've started to theorize the home-stuck is irl scp, where no one knows what home-stuck is but everyone talks about it as if they do

its the greatest anime of all time

You can try using google you faggot.

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That's discrediting those who throw fits over the plot going to shit.

marceline is vriska but actually fucking useless

so what does that make Hussie?

its the kinda of garbage that you love to hate, and hate to love
if you read it stop at act 6 act 6 act 1, everything up until that point is worthwhile in some regard, though you will notice a significant decline in quality after act 5
after that make up your own ending, i promise it is better than the dumpster fire that awaits you

Patient zero.

i love her

>that's a nice plot ya got goin on over there user

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>5 acts
ftfy

They killed trillions...

Marceline is the only respectable waifu on there, and even then she doesn't even like dick.

the scp, homestuck is just a scp-2

heh more like the holy cringe-ity

boy i sure to do love literally ripping away peoples sapience

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you can be one user...

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>postmodernist
What?

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Homestuck is half of the greatest story ever told.
Shame we'll never get the other half, since Hussie forgot what made it good going into the second half.

I want to roboslap jade's butt

>postmodernist
jordan peterson is a hack fraud you fucking moron, and you spreging out regurgitated bullshit is as sad as it is hilarious
go read moar

I want to robo hug_ jade

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i want vriska to gentle femdom me

Nah. The moment the trolls started playing a bigger part in the story was when the comic went to shit. Act 3 was its peak and Act 4 was only slightly downhill before plummeting mid Act 5.

She deserves lots of hugs.

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Faggot.

>postmodernist
Do you even know what that means...?

buzzword used primarily by pseudointellectuals to mean "thing I do not like"

I want to hug jade with muh dick

these characters have turned lesbian thousands of confused little girls

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she also deserves that a lot.

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>you will never listen to her exposition for hours on end

I highly disagree. Act 4 was a high point, Act 5.2 was great and Cascade wa the absolute tippy top of Homestuck in terms of quality. Then Act 6 happened along and with the kickstarter Homestuck shat the bed so hard. Caliborn saves it from being complete shit though.

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Do we really have to do this every fucking time?

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Why is it that people say Breath is related to freedom?

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>Vriska
>Not the cute autist MADE for gentledom
Homo

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GUYS GUYS FORGET HOMESTUCK AND ALL THIS SHIT FOR A SECOND LOOK AT THIS

I like Undyne. Marceline is cool too.

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WAT

NEPFAGS RISE UP
WE'RE CRASHING THIS THREAD WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>jade flies everywhere in the credits because she's been fucked too much to walk straight

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:33< here i coooooome!

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>nepfags

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I'm an Aradiafag, but I stand strongly by your side, noble Cat Autists.

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AND WHEN THE CALL COMES WILL YOU HEED IT?

WILL YOU RISE WITH YOUR BROTHERS IN ARMS AND ANSWER THE CALL?

FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, AND BURY VRISKA UNDER 50 FT OF NEP?

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How does one acquire a Vriska gf bros?

Roxykitten is cute

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You've got 3 options, you can be a massive weenie, you can enjoy shitty movies, or you can be a woman.

Homestuck thread?

Posting 2nd best character.

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Which one has a cock? That one's best girl, obviously.

It seems to be mostly imagined by the fandom. Aspect stuff is intentionally kept them vague by Hussie because he's a dick.

Bro is baller as fuck, but Dad is better.

all three

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Jack Noir is the best one, right

Base Noir, Slick Spades, maybe early Beck Noir.

Jack Noir overall.

for me it's feferi

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Dad is great, but

Fedorafreak is the best.

guess again faggot

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Only one woman in Homestuck has a cock.

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How could I forget

i fucking love kanaya

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and that's JADE's dog donger

I remember at least two girls having dog cocks.

Why did Hussie hate Jade yet kept throwing her a bone now and again?

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Doctor Manhattan would be proud.

Homestuck girl thread?

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Jade has a puffy puppy pussy, and Hiveswap further confirms the existence of her damp, salty womb.

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It really isn't because all Breath players were played by the other players through the whole thing.

Thanks for the shitpostin' memories everyone.

In before thread deletion and ban

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It's a sad thing to know that I know about these characters.

there's not enough yaoi of these two

Mage of Breath standing by

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There wasn't enough carapace futa porn.

Look, Look, get out of here, tryhards and embrace the codpiece.

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He didn't deserve it gamebros...

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Wait, what

Did she get pregnant in canon

I tried playing this game, but it just doesn't work. I might need to redownload it, since it's one of those "no installation required" deals.

Which girl has the tastiest feet?

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no. not yet.

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sauce?

Yeah. There's a whole series of images in the credits where Dave impregnates her while Karkat watches from a closet and cries.

So, anybody else follows breeding duties

He just wanted to do his job in peace, anons. All these queens and children kept getting in his work's way.

So, they showed a descendant on the game

HUSSIE HAS DONE IT AGAIN!

god damn all these models are just unsettling

>Lost my picture of PM's feet
Fuck.

The games will never stop...

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some guy posted them on Yea Forums months ago and I saved them to my /c/ folder

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>So, they showed a descendant on the game
No, Joey is Jade's sister. She's the daughter of Jake Harley (from the pre-scratch Earth) and a famous singer named A. Claire.

>So, anybody else follows breeding duties
I'm right here.

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I think they're cute and soft looking. Better than the dude making Honey Select pictures.

your FACE is unsettling faggit

youtube.com/watch?v=NuscdhNUhiY

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>tumblr is dead/dying
>what pumpkin studios is JUST'd
Are we about to enter an era of Unhinged Hussie? What has he even been doing lately

I can't believe that blood was the element of cucking all along.

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Better go search for it because I'm not leaving this thread till I find out which girl has the sexiest/tastiest feet

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Neat.

Basically nothing. I'm sure Viz is freaking out internally when they realized the shitshow they bought.

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I love your stuff yo
pls moar jane

Why is Caliborn's time logo censored?

Hopefully something fun again. Hussie does his best work when he can be his own weird mix of weeb dork that he has always been. Pandering to a massive public really cripples his creative process.

I hate your "art" with a passion but since tumblr died where have you been uploading stuff
thats kinda the reason why I find them unsettling idk

>tumblr is dead/dying
what the fuck were they thinking? honest question how HIGH do you even have to BE to do something so idiotic?

I fully blame the trolls for that, if they had never gotten the focus they did the comic would've never been ruined.

god, wunderscheisse was a fucking gift to this fandom in a dark, dark time

Jane takes hours to render and I still don't know why. I thought it was the raw thickness but it's not.

breedingduties.newgrounds.com/, plus pixiv, and a SFW tumblr.

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>What has he even been doing lately
we find out in almost 3 weeks since homestuck is turning fucking 10

He made that 30 page thing about how einstein was hitler's bitch and secretly caused the holocaust or something.
Anyway homestuck has been utter shit for like 5 years and it stopped being good back in like, 2012

>what the fuck were they thinking?
They weren't. They just keep making mistakes. Nowadays tumblr now has a bot that looks over any picture posted to make sure it's SFW, but it's so shit it can take a full day for things to appear.

I hate Vriska and Marceline and I want to oil wrestle naked with Undyne!

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>Nowadays tumblr now has a bot that looks over any picture posted to make sure it's SFW,
and it has a 10% success rating

My favourite pieces are the ones where there some nice interaction between the characters AND some preg content. The best fapping is when you get invested in the characters. Good work, bro.

>3DPG
>newgrounds
absolutely heretical

>was
RIP

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Is there a version of this but with Aradia or Dave?

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oh was that that artist's name? if they fucked off a while ago I'm glad they were one of the worst ones in the later era of the comic

post aradia

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>newgrounds
There's nothing wrong with Newgrounds. Twitter is the shitty place for art.

Apparently a fourth of Tumblr's uses have just straight up left after they banned NSFW. And this was a decision they made because they wanted to double its traffic. It's hilarious.

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>3 weeks
Jesus fucking christ I forgot it, for the first time in like 9 years

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we basically have no clue what hussie is doing other than wallowing in his failure and neet'ing it up with his leftover vizbucks. weve only got small snippets of him even being alive such as i hope he's doing okay. even if he completely shit himself with homestuck and pissed away everything he had, he was at one point something real fucking special, and i hope against hope that he can regain some of that
if nothing else i just hope he can be happy

Well I guess if you're going to be retarded a homestuck thread is the best place to be retarded in.

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>acknowledging the friend sims
>even being aware of their existance past the first one
shameful

Undyne's lesbianism is forced, Marceline was corrupted by new writers, the other is a literally who.

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nah you can go back to circlejerking over your mediocre artist and their self-insert ships i'll stop

can you have this pic without the retarded penises

>i hope he's doing okay
I don't, he dug his own grave and deserves everything that came to him.

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You're a rude bastard, i'm glad you left

Is that King DeDeDe as an anime girl?

newgrounds/tom is based as fuck however posting 3D stuff on NG is heretical

oh boy i sure do love being the second worst kid in homestuck

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Read the filename and then look at John

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Why do you talk like a thirteen year old girl.

Ey I need a way to fucking cope ok?

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reminder that as of a few days ago, mspaintadventures.com doesn't exist
homestuck.com replaced it for the majority but a few sections (like the secret page and the sound/art credits) were still on mspa but the site does not exist anymore

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Imagine being this shit even as a joke.

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>John spends nearly the entire session doing things for people
>When he could be furthering himself or getting things done that would actually benefit him
>Stuck on a ship for years with someone he can't even do anything with
>When he arrives, he has to do more shit
>By the end of it, he's completely alone and everyone is ignoring him except an actual sperg
>He's now a complete shut-in
He didn't deserve it.

You have impeccably shit taste.

Well, he's in a homestuck thread. He knows how to RP like a thirteen girl, it's an acquired skill in the fandom.

There's an entire category for 3D.

Yeah that in general is the best stuff. If I ever fucking finish the Little Ride Riding Hood parody I've got something there lined up.

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ARADIA PLEASE NO HE'S JUST A GRUB

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I don't get it senpai.

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oh jesus fuck the shitty 3d porn artist is here too

I'm not talking about slick

Hey they're all legal now!

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lol

Sweet.

online and in my dreams maybe.

I'm in every thread you dumb slut. Go cry on twitter or something.

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Who cares, the question is:

WHERE'S PROBLEM SLEUTH

the gangs all here

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I mean, it's still there

I blame the "Everyone is now gay" SJW writers that Hussie gave the comic to.

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homestuck.com/problem-sleuth

>*wwalks into thread*

>no susie
GOD FUCKING DAMN
I WANT A SUSIE GF SO FUCKING BAD

As the eternal poster of The Maker I will not have you tarnish his legacy with that horrendous garbage, please cease at once.

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Dude, his fucking dad died. The guy who taught him how to draw and basically raised him single-handedly died at the lowest point of his life, right after he lost the kickstarter money, and at the height of fandom toxicity. Hussie may be a fucking retard, but even retards deserve to not have the universe drop a fat one straight on their fucking face and smear it in.

Then I don't care about the rebranding.

If I can just re-read Pickle Inspector's road to godhood at any time, I'm satisfied.

>not midna
you're weak son, WEAK

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Let's just say that Caliborn is starting a "friction fire"

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Vriska and Marceline are some of the hottest bitches ever but Undyne isn't that attractive.

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>Was the only one to not immediately buckle and turn gay when presented with the option, actually sticking with his guns
Why is John so based?

here sir don't forget your shoes

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Hussie was the one who decided to hire TOG even with their bad reputation. Hussie decided to open up an entire studio in New York for a small adventure game. Hussie was the one who decided to do the kickstarter, to make the retcon, etc, etc.
He is the god of his own unhappiness. Life didn't shit on him, he shit on his life.

>right after he lost the kickstarter money,
which was 100% his fault
it was also 100% his fault to rent out a penthouse apartment on wall street for a rinky dink 5-man """"development studio""""
(almost) everything bad that happened to hussie was his own fault

Problem is that you literally have to google it, because it's not on the front page, and it hasn't even been shuffled away into the more section.
Very poor site design.

This game could be the best ever if it had more battles and sex scenes.

you ever gonna try animating? would be kino

Jade's still straight. They are siblings united in heterosexuality.

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are you a single female(girl) that lives within the state of Texas?

Does anyone have the screencap of /hsg/'s reaction to the ending?

pretty sure all that rendering would set his computer on fire

>not wanting to fuck the attitude right off hype fish
buncha slack jawed faggots ITT

it wasnt there choice
they got takken of the appstore for some reason
they did a big move to try to get back on it
the bot that was supposed to flag anything nsfw ended up flagging just about anything with a skintone i dunno if it even ever got put back on the appstore

I've tried it in the past. It takes far too long to render and doesn't usually that good.

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>Problem is that you literally have to google it, because it's not on the front page, and it hasn't even been shuffled away into the more section.
the site is shit but it isn't that atrocious come on

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Because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need...

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no but I have this
god I miss /hsg/ so badly

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Imagine passing up literally any other option for the shitty meme cat

It's HSG you fucking cretins, HSG existed for years before /vg/ came about and /hsg/ is the hearthstone general.

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>Vriska
If it wasnt for the fact Im a fatfag and Hussie confirmed her to be a whale I wouldnt care, I feel like she undeserving of the spotlight she gets.
Fot my money, its Aradia, revived if we're bring specific

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I hope not.

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>Hates on meme cat
>While defending baby's first femdom awakening
Get real, you nerd. Nobody actually likes Vriska. They just get off on the idea of being bullied by her.

imagine being as gay as you

What if I got off to the idea of Equius making her robo arm turn against her?
Because that's why I originally started reading the comic back in 2010

If I wasn't on a phone you would get an amazing jevilpost about a threesom with suzie and midna.

its crazy how homestuck has enough power to even outlast undertale in thread discussions

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Yes and? The Terraria thread on /vg/ is called /tg/, And that a name of a whole fucking board!

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What do you mean "hope"? It's a yes or no question you fucking nincompoop I'm looking for a wife here not a retard

This, all the focus on Vriska ruined the comic. Because of her, Terezi was made to interact with Dave, who she had next to no chemistry with in comparison to John.

It's the art. So many memes, such little time.

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>I feel like she undeserving of the spotlight she gets.
her god tier literally means thief of light, she steals the spotlight that's her job what the hell did you expect?

No one fucking cares about hearthstone you asshole. We've always been HSG or /hsg/. Go throw a fit somewhere else.

Yes and the point is that literally no one ever called HSG /hsg/ while HSG was still a thing.
I think the /hst/ fucks moved into Yea Forums during the times redwood stopped banning the threads but they're as far removed from HSG as you can possibly get, nothing but tumblr migrants.

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i unironically want to be a anthrofox
will there ever be anything tht lets us become animals?

>I'm looking for a wife here
Sorry bro, I don't play that instrument.

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I'm not defending vriska I'm saying absolutely any other troll is a better choice

We've always been HSG, never /hsg/. If you say /hsg/ you're just some crossboarder scum who showed up after we were kicked off of Yea Forums.

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I cant refute this.

I miss those times, I wish Hussie would just make a new comic, with a completely fresh and new fandom that we could all read together.
Something that doesn't pander to tumblr, or the preexisting Homestuck fanbase, just something properly new.

Unlike Homestuck, Undertale has its own containment thread.

VR never ever

>its crazy how homestuck has enough power to even outlast undertale in thread discussions
well unless radiation can go back in time and release undertale in 2008 that's not going to be possible

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So I can't remember which. Sue me.

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never ever ever

>terezi
>nepeta
>feferi
>kanaya

>tfw no giant amazonian jade gf to snu snu you

>nepeta
do you read posts before you respond

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the dude's 40 years old now user
his days of storytelling are behind him
its time to let go

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as long as you know the correct term

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no

>sad frog

oh how things have changed for the worst

Jade confirmed Nazi

>the dude's 40 years old now user
So? Grant Morrison's nearly 60 and he still writes.

I got fellow Nepetafags up in this thread?

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Those "dog ears" on jade look horrendous.

still not sure which Jade I prefer

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fucking dyke cunt, you will hang on the day of the rope

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Well yeah, have you seen Grandpa Harley?

that's damn bold

I want to fuck Nepeta but Vriska is best girl.

It's probably a man, you sperg.

:33< whats good nigga!

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>not flat
out

Nuttin much homie jus appreciating best girl you feel me

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I'm neither a girl or a homosexual.

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wtf, then you're some type of fag

that's a very homosexual of you to say

This is now a Mark Henry thread

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>one pixel off 1000x3000
How do you sleep at night?

>He doesn't like itty bitty kitty titties

This. We infect threads and leave corpses in our wake.
We COULD'VE just kept to our own containment thread on Yea Forums, but the mods there are galactus-tier faggots, so now everyone else gets to deal with us.

who /breeder/ here

>unironic homestuck fans

wew

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I did it to infuriate you.

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hes actually 1000 pixels off genius

>unironically being a filthy pettanfag

No one here's been a homestuck fan for 5 years minimum, longer if they were lucky enough to figure it out before others

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Excuse me?

Did he add anything good to this game? Haven't played since 2016 and it looks like it's only gone up by 1.5 versions in these 3 years.

PETPET

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>guy whose entire shtick is straight pregnancy fetish stuff
>a fag

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What's Frisk's Classpect?

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Come April and I'll have first read Homestuck around 10 years ago, even earlier if you count Problem Sleuth.

both are good, you fucking plebs
though thiccrezi is still better

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>using garbage-tier """realistic""" 3d models
he's the highest degree of faggot of them al

>listening to collide for the thousandth time
I just can't let go bros. It always brings back memories.

you're alright

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Got ya covered.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vq3v4MvazNI

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I only heard about the comic mid 2010

thicc rose is best

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>there are honest to god Jade/Dave shippers after all this time
HAHAHAHA OH WOW THE SHITTY EQUIVALENT OF THAT GUY IN COLLEGE WHO COSPLAYS AND PRETENDS TO BE A COOL GUY IN ORDER TO BANG UNDERAGE MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS

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Lord of Hope.

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>the days of webcomics are behind us.
>so far behind us.
Really wish they got back into the "scene", There's still a couple good ones out there that are so painfully underrated but so creative, Awful Hospital's whole fucking universal laws are so fucking good and yet I don't see shit about it except occasional threads on /trash/ (yes, /trash/, Yea Forums spergs out and brings bogleech's wife into shit whenever its posted there.). It fucking sucks dude, Wish there were more like it.

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Knight of Hope.

>uninitiated
Oh boi you sure are something.
fuck off

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Literally so good even all the tumblr forces behind Hussie couldn't convince him to sink it. Drink bleach.

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you know for a few seconds I agreed with you until i reread your post and saw you said collide and not cascade
what kind of utter fucking garbage taste do you have to have to have actually liked the shitshow insult to the formerly great webcomic homestuck that Collide was
even the music was fucking garbage compared to literally anything else in the comic

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I honestly wish that webcomics and webnovels had the same treatment they have in Japan, where if they're either good enough, popular enough or catch a producer's eye they end up getting some kind of animated adaptation.

Fuck off discordfag.

>couldn't convince him to sink it.
did you miss the part where he and karkat are fags at the end?

I know the other two but who is the girl in the middle

>t. davekat shipper

So basically Jesus?

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fucking cringe

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unlike the comic the music will always be remembered fondly user it never dropped in quality

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It's like I'm staring into a mirror.

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Dave and Jade live together, canonically. Even Cohen, fucking Cohen admitted they were fucking.
The only people who think Karkat's more than a house slave are davekat shippers trying to worm their way into these threads.

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>people that self-inserted onto dave couldn't handle him turning into a turbo faggot and the comic going to shit so now they're just roleplaying as him
Sad!

the best one, but i wager you should not try to find out

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Davekat sucks as well, my dude. Dave never got enough development to justify putting him in any sort of relationship. It's hilarious just how Dirk was better than him in every single way despite being involved with worstkids.

You know I'm right. John/Vris chads, rise the fuck up.

>Homestuck, undertale, AND adventure time
good lord, it's the cancer triumvirate.
It's a bit late, but I think I can still save this thread

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I JUST LIKE THE MUSIC SHUT UP SHUT UP

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You can always tell the davekat shippers because they always claim that people self inserted into Dave, and not Jade.

think people who self insert as john are way sadder

oopps, replied to myself....

Time to fuck off then.

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I sort of anti-insert into Dave. Like I look at him and I'm glad I'm not Dave. Same with Karkat. Karkat especially exists to make people feel better about themselves by realizing they're not him.

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Homestuck was shit from the moment the trolls got involved. If you think otherwise you're delusional troll shipper who ruined the webcomic.

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catch these fucking knees you cunt

This comic is cute though. Fuck the fags.

what was his classpect?

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>what is an ot3
You mean the relationship where Karkat dies in fifty years, Dave and Jade to fuck freely without Karkat jerking off in the closet dressed up like troll Will Smith?

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>Even Cohen, fucking Cohen admitted they were fucking.
Right, right, the very same cohen that's responsible for a large amount of the reason homestuck went to shit and as soon as it seemed like he could MAYBE save his ass from getting fired he immediately 100% backpedalled on his shipping opinions not to seem weird
that cohen
i don't blame you for not reading the last few parts of the comic because they were atrocious but he, dirk, and karkat all have pretty long talks about how much of a flaming faggot they all are

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Everyone wants to see John happy since he got the shortest stick out of everyone in the entire comic, they don't want to self-insert as him.

I liked it the whole way through, fucking call the cops faggot they can't unhug you!

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now all we need are 1/18 and Bitchslut Supreme and the trifecta of weird fetish comics will be complete

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best classpect reporting in

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Waste of Mind?

I mean, even without mortality taken into account, why would anyone willingly fuck Karkat? The one girl who actually wants him is autistic.
Does it really surprise anyone that as soon as some viable booty came onto the scene that Dave got the hell out of there?

the music for collide was great and having the second part of eternity served cold play for lord english was fucking kino

that's why the ones who do are the saddest, poor little johnie cucked by a skeleton

cringe

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t. fat weeb who thinks taking a picture of spitting in a bucket at olive garden hilarious

and the music from collide is hot garbage compared to something actually good like Black, Descend, Cascade, Umbral Ultimatum, Eternity's Shylock, etc

Dave and Jade live together at the end bro. I don't know what else you need spelled out for you. Do you want like, a whole mating press minigame set to sunslammer?

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this, some girls aren't worth it regardless how superior they are

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>domineering
>punky without being definitively punk
>mean/rude to protagonist, but are also a love interest somehow
>seen as cool/cunning by the viewer, seen as a threat/huge bitch by the other characters
>red shoes with jeans
>Author always ends up not knowing how to keep them relevant after a while, resulting in the fanbase turning on the character
What is this trope called?

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bruh imagine how broken a Sylph of Life would be

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Change mating press to amazon position and you've got the perfect flash right there.

based mark henry working the geeks into a seething shoot

>eternity served cold
nice revisionism faglord, figures someone that likes collide would be into it
>Dave and Jade live together at the end bro. I don't know what else you need spelled out for you. Do you want like, a whole mating press minigame set to sunslammer?
the fact that he goes on about how much of a fag he is
you could imply he's bi and fucking both of them though, i suppose

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Pre-retcon or Post-retcon? Because pre-Retcon Karkat should've been rolling in bitches. And kinda was, honestly.
Post-retcon Karkat should've been kill to spare him from the actual mutilation of his character.

>>Author always ends up not knowing how to keep them relevant after a while
we'll see how deltarune turns out but radiation is free of this as of yet since he released a singular product and not something that lost sight of what it once was 8 years ago

>Jade's disgust in relation to having to be the third wheel for Dave and Karkat
She didn't deserve this.

Can do

>the fact that he goes on about how much of a fag he is
He can say what he wants, but at the end of the day he shacks up with and is fucking Jade. Even the most hardcore davekat fans realized they'd been queerbaited.

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Remember when the comic had top tier songs like this?
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I don't like the change from shylock to served cold, but i dont dwell on trivial shit like that. I'm a homestuck fan, after all.

Rip Buzinkai. Hussie STILL hasn't remarked on his death.

user, Karkat is literally the embodiment of cuckoldry. He couldn't keep Terezi, he couldn't keep Meenah, even when there's nobody else around he couldn't keep Dave.
The only people who insist Davekat are a thing now are shippers who are trying to blend in here, and they need to kill themselves.

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>radiation
does he still go by that name?

Fuck yes post more god tier music
youtu.be/zS0RIfG91EQ

>revisionism
not really eternity's shylock is the rough mix

Karkat cucked Terezi by making davekat canon.

Patrician taste

Well you should because the character the song is used for makes loads of references to the merchant of venice, some of them very literal and pertinent towards caliborn's character
but fuck that I guess! something about jews i guess! it's offensive or something!
I'm pretty sure he's gone by his actual name (toby fox) since 2014/2015 but I just always called him radiation and didn't feel like changing to toby fox.
If I wanted to make an undertale joke I'd just call him a shitty dog

>see strife album art
>it's heir conditioning
Do it right, next time.
youtube.com/watch?v=_zfOKIREJX8