Post only the shittest of Mario Kart courses

The only bad thing about this course was the bats
Fuck bats
Bats were a mistake

Actually fuck you

Exitebike arena outside of 200cc

Vanilla Lake

never understood why so many people seem to love it

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Baby park is only good in Double Dash, it's nearly pointless in all the other games. The entire point of the course is to have a cramped clusterfuck of all the special items like bowser shells, fireballs and yoshi eggs fucking everything up, which other games just don't have

The MKDS version of Baby Park has to be the biggest bastardization of the original out of any retro course.

it's conceptually cool

Great music, fun visuals, all-in-all a well designed course, the only thing I can maybe really fault it for is the cars at the end. Why do you dislike it?

It works pretty well in MKWii (CTGP) imo

Figure 8 Circuit

I fucking hate it (because the music gets stuck in my head and it gets chosen a nauseatingly high percentage of thr time in MK7 online) but I was under the impression that people mostly liked it because there were fewer opportunities for item bullshittery in it.

This damn course. It has bland visuals, bland soundtrack, and is just boring.

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I don't remember disliking it, I guess I just got sick of it from being picked all the time.

Toad's Turnpike in MK8

Really fucking terrible thread so far

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not even DK themed like DK Mountain, a far superior course

I find Sunshine Airport to be incredibly boring and am baffled that it always seemed to get at least 8 votes when it showed up back when I played MK8.

Snowboard Kids > Mario Kart

Even the worst Snowboard Kids course is better than the best MK has to offer.

Every single SNES retro course is fucking garbage

youtu.be/6K1MI8SO-TM
I mean just listen to this

Literally a basic loop. Also Excitebike wasn't much better.

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>this is the only fucking stage my sister would ever pick with me as a kid
>older sister so i never got the choice

Yoshi Valley

oh yeah I forgot about this one
fuck this map

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maybe because MKWii gameplay is dogshit

based

real sequel when? Fucking Fatlus

is it just shit on mario kart ds today?

Every DK course on MK is a shitshow.

SNES Rainbow road is a true test of skill
plus is has the best music in the entire series
youtu.be/lQdq9GLIlto

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Fuck this boring ass, annoying track

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DK Mountain was great, the fuck are you talking about?

I agree, MK has several other courses that do the freeway/traffic theme way better. It's so boring you don't even need to drift at any point of the track.

He said shittest, not the best

DS was a ton of fun, but it had some real ass maps.
Pic related is my least favorite, at least in 8, just because of how weirdly staggered the last section is; the last lap has that very long stretch with almost no chance to come back if you get hit at the start of it

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Fuck the Time Trial ghosts for this
How the FUCK am I supposed to get less than 58 seconds

Does anyone even like the SNES/GBA tracks?

Yes, that's why I said Yoshi Valley

I enjoy the simplicity of some of them. It's a nice change of pace. Also SNES Rainbow Road is good even by modern standards.

>Double fash DK mountain
>MK7 DK jungle
>Bad

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The minecarts are a boost instead of an obstacle now

No, every other game after essentially made it irrelevant with the sole exception of Rainbow Road which is the only map that still holds up.

MKWii is the most fun game in the series if you use bikes

It's pretty great in MK8 too with the antigravity mechanic. We can all agree that the MKDS version is the worst though.

>tfw hit by lightning while crossing the river

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Cheep Cheep Beach and SNES Rainbow Road are two of my favorite tracks

OP being a day as usual
In 8 the minecarts give you a boost instead of knocking you like you got hit by a bullet bill.
Good answers. MK8's rainbow road is also pretty ass.

Baby Park only worked on GCN because of the giant special items.

GBA Rainbow Road is fun with the jump panels on the entire track. Sunset Wilds has as good song

I agree but every other track aside from that isn't particularly good.

The only time you hear anyone talk about SNES MK in a good light is RR and some of the Ghost Valley maps, and people only like Ghost maps because of the shortcuts in which case if you have a boner for that sort of shit just play MK Wii.

I choose to believe that MK8's real RR is the N64's one.

>day
fag*
I'm a phonefag, you got me.

People didn't like Yoshi Falls? I loved it.

N64 Rainbow Road excited me so much prior to release and then I was so immensely disappointed that it was a single lap. What the fuck.

Some of them make great early game tracks. GBA Mario Circuit in 8 is fantastic. Simple, but fun. Has a nice classic contrast to MK8s usual aesthetic too.

this map sucks

>tfw will never play mario kart with people again

Pic related and Maple Treeway are the best MK maps. Change my mind

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i thought we were supposed to post bad courses?

N64 MK8 is aesthetic as fuck but that's the only particularly saving grace. It's not bad but it's super easy and nothing really exciting happens.

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What, I love MK8 RR.
Tight cornering, difficult maneuvers, nice shortcut at the fork too.
I love how you have to drive on the curb of that corner with the moving platforms.

The N64 Rainbow Road is boring and awful.

Maybe not the best but I like Mushroom Gorge
I think the best tracks in MKWii are N64 Bowser's Castle and Coconut Mall

>that one time i tried play mario kart 7 online
>every lobby was japanese players
>all voted for snes rainbow road

Literally 75% of the human population agrees with you. What you stated is the most vanilla and safe opinion you can have in vidya.

They added fucking guardrails on the inside, plus they neutered the items. There's no more ruckus from the opposite end of the track, which was what made Baby Park in Double Dash so chaotic in the first place.

My vote goes to Dry Dry Desert. It was just a so-so map in Double Dash, but it really sucks in MK8 when there’s nothing interesting or unique about it (especially related to anything MK8 introduces, like bumper boosts and anti-grav). No idea why they brought this one back. Sand levels just suck in general.

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Yeah, is not that bad but we got spoiled after getting 3 GOAT RR in a row.

This one's meh

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>vanilla opinions bad

The fuck did they do to the music?

>Sand levels just suck in general
I fucking hate cheese land so much, I was mad that they charged me for it in the Wii U DLC for 8

I always vote for this track in MK8 just for the sake of being contrarian.

based Japs

I will forever miss the days of MKWii online where the would be a couple of Japanese dudes and me vying for the top spots. The days when losing would cause your vr to plummet.

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what a barny post, but good opinion. same.

Not the worst but definitely the most hated

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git gud

Cheese Land in MK8 since it just looks like a sand level.
Though it's still a pretty fun stage to race on, so my vote goes to

I can't explain why the fuck I like this map but I do, to the point of possibly being my favorite of 8.

It's just a boring desert theme just barely disguised to be about cheese of all fucking things but something about the map layout itself I find fun but I can't articulate why.
I didn't say it was bad, I'm just saying you're not going to have many people try to dispute you.

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The fucking theme, man
youtube.com/watch?v=6K1MI8SO-TM

Cheese Land is the best fucking remake of a retro track they made. The music is fucking amazing as well.
Fuck you and fuck your gay ass tastes faggot

the desert track from MKWii was way better

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Worst part is that it used to be space themed, they changed it to a desert for no reason. I really liked a lot of MK8's reimaginings of retro tracks, but that was definitely one of the lesser ones. Same with making DS Wario Stadium take place at day instead of night.

I have never disliked even one

>make a course where the gimmick is that the track has a different layout every time you play
>it's still just an oval, the different layouts consist of different ramp placements

Such wasted potential. I have to agree with Baby Park unfortunately, I love it in DD due to the absolute chaos but that chaos isn't really present in this iteration. The anti-gravity negates the issue of bumping into other racers and the items aren't nearly as large or dangerous. Plus, it was funny watching your partner cling on to the back of the kart in DD after getting hit.

Sky Garden was my jam back in the MKDS days.

Desert Hills is fucking stupid, I hate the fucking dark sand that makes no sense as an out of bounds and is way too close to the track

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I hated it the most in Super Circuit. That and the fucking Sunset Shy Guys one or whatever the fuck. Super Circuit had a lot of shit tracks.

Based Sky Garden though.

nigga i was 8

Name 1, ONE, good thing about music park.

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BRING
BACK
WALUIGI
PINBALL
AND
AIRSHIP
FORTRESS

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The music and drifting in the marimbas

Aesthetic

They hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

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I never looked at it that way, you changed my mind user.

Good music and graphics, also the course design is fine I really don't see anything wrong with it

tfw no mario kart ultimate that brings back every single racer, track and mode

>Music Park
>Has only one song
>Said song is just okay
That said the map itself is alright.

man mkwii online was some good shit
>tfw you reach 9999vr
>tfw you discover custom tracks online

Learn to brake, you colossal tard.

It's the least offensive Desert track, actually attempting to give it a sense aesthetic and make it look somewhat interesting. The map layout is also fine too.

SNES Rainbow Road is kino, and so is the music. It's a lot of fun in 8 because it's one of the few courses that are a genuine shitshow due to it being fair but hard rather than being bullshit. Doing a perfect run and cutting corners on that stage feels amazing.
youtube.com/watch?v=RYRLEzQVqTs

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>was
It's still active
Install CTGP
It comes with a fuckton of custom courses and Wiimmfi, the replacement for Nintendo WFC. The only thing is there's a week long waiting period from the first time you log on until you're able to play.

The least memorable track in the series that you probably can't remember it's name.

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Everything about MKDS was forgettable and cringe.

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Shroom Ridge? I always conflate it with that other car course from Double Dash.

Fuck no, they ruined the old look of the course.

>talking shit about Airship Fortress and Waluigi Pinball

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Why didn't they remake this for mk8?

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>what is Tick Tock Clock

Man, I miss playing this game online. I know there's ways get on, but it'll probably just be racing against tryhards.

I'm still questioning why they didn't remake Figure-8 Circuit
>Has 8 in its name
>Course is shaped like an 8

>Make anti gravity gimmick
>don't bring in the best possible choice level to fit that gimmick

I wanna hear this music with an actual band, I just fear they're gonna make it a 1 lap thing.

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Its only good for Frozen reference when the movie not even born yet

Now name some of the best stages.

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The zero-G gameplay probably removes most of the fun that track had.

CTGP adds new courses and modes and while you will see Funky Kong Flamerunner and Daisy Mach Bikes alot, the community loves using dumbass vehicles like the Piranha Prowler for fun

The SNES tracks usually don't make very good tracks as retro courses. They are made far too big and wide. This combined with the lack of slopes and stuff makes them pretty boring. However, SNES tracks in their original game are fucking awesome. Everything is a lot narrower and tighter, actually makes for exciting intense racing.

Goddamn I wish they brought back Rock Rock Mountain, shit had the best music
youtu.be/oeP-6UJboMY

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The turns towards the end are fucking cancer

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Desert Hills is pretty good.

I played on this a lot. It was fun

I hated this one

you start

Would probably be too redundant with MK8's Mario Circuit.

cuz it's fuckin boring

fuck outta here wario stadium is one of the better tracks

>Everything about MK7 was forgettable and cringe.
ftfy

At least mario circuit is shaped like an 8 too, and mobious strip

is srb2 kart actually good

i only played a little bit but i liked the mechanics of it at least
it's free so try it out

Mario Kart really needs a snow/ice themed character so they can stop forcing it on characters that have nothing to do with it.

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Uh oh, seems someone got fucked one too many times on Neo Bowser City.

>hating on fucking waluigi pinball
sorry for your loss, user.

Wuhu Loop, Maka Wuhu, Rock Rock Mountain, and Rainbow Road were really good. Can't name any of the other courses off the top of my head, though, so I can agree that it's largely forgettable.

How so?

If they're willing to use more DK characters they can use Fredrik.

This. Multiplayer was a brutal race to be third until last stretch

I don't like Neo Bowser City but it's not because I think it's hard or a bad course. It just never really clicked with me I guess.

Honestly, Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart is interchangeable with AM2R as my favorite fan game of all time, and I had low expectations going in. I don't like the new friction changes ruining drift boost shortcuts over rough terrain in 1.0.4. That took the wind out of my sails trying to speed run Green Hills Zone. Regardless, it's absolutely worth playing.

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As someone who thinks Tropical Freeze is a masterpiece of gaming, please do not put Frederik in Mario Kart

Ice Mario from Mario Galaxy

You are right, better use the polar bear with a punch bowl themed track

Snowmads are neat and don't deserve to be forgotten like the Tiki's. Does K. Rool deserve to be in it more, absolutely but Frederik is a perfectly fine addition.

More characters from their spin-off games in general would be neat.

>As someone who
stopped reading there

Was it the music?

>we will never get Mario Kart Ultimate
>a return of every character, item, and course
>remastered graphically and musically
Why live?

That's definitely part of the reason.

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>they never did the All Cup Tour again after Double Dash

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This

Electro Dome

cheep cheep island is kino

MK8D is basically that though. And people already moaned about the bloated roster.

I only really want a sequel to Double Dash anyway.

how did they fuck it up SO badly

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We could have a Snowmad themed level without a playable Snowmad.

This but also with everything from the Arcade Mario Karts such as Pacman and that insane amount of items.

you can still do 32 track versus for the same effect

No one moaned about the roster in its entirety, people moaned about how many goddamn baby characters there are. Which is completely justified.

Choco mountain from 64 it you get knocked off the highrise back into tue lower half you might as well kill yourself

They should pull some retro tracks from the arcade games
Also I've played the arcade games before, they're fucking insane. More chaotic than DD Baby Park on every course.

I don't like any of the SNES tracks

People complained about the roaster because half of it was Koopalings, babies, and suits for Mario and Peach. If they brought back the cut characters there’d be less crying except by rosterfags, like Smash Ultimate.

>And people already moaned about the bloated roster.
No people moaned about retarded additions like Golden Pink Peach or Furry Suit Mario.

i'm still mad they completely wasted bringing this track back on MK7
if they don't do repeats, MK9's probably gonna have a really fucking lackluster selection of retro tracks

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It's stupidly easy avoiding the cars
>Track is fucking huge with tons of space
>Can drive on the wall for a lot of the stage
>Tow Vehicles give you gliding access letting you fly over everything
For a track built around a single gimmick, said gimmick may as well be nonexistent.

Fuck the ghost on this track

>tfw you dodge a blue shell with a mushroom
is there a better feel?

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Desert levels in general tend to be boring for me.
If I had to pick a specific level though, it'd probably be Dolphin Shoals. Turns are too tight and overall something about it doesn't gel with me.

MK8 DLC already did repeats so they probably don't give two shits now.

Worst fucking track in Mario Kart history.

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>Complaining about koopalings

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Fuck this shit

>This course is too long for zoomers
>Lets make it 10x as fast
>And cut it down to one lap for good measure

Rainbow Road N64 was kino.

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Dodging one with a drift on Double Dash

haha does that egg imply there are giant yoshis...

>that item box in the mountain from mission mode that can give you a star or triple mushrooms even in first place
>they kept it in Mario Kart 7
Based

No, Yoshi just ate this guy

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>see blue shell on the mini map
>dip back to second
>sad sack of shit that overtakes you gets slammed instead

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It really wasn't, it was easy, it could take up to 8-9 minutes normally and it had no variety, the reason most people remenber it is because of that jump that lets you skip a great portion of the track.

>Not using the fucking glitch

Why did Mario Kart 64 not have music if you played with 4 people? Was the N64 really that shit? How could music be something you'd have to cut for performance? I always hated that as a kid.

I didn’t complain about them, I rolled Roy and Lemmy. I’m just saying that was a point of contention, especially when Diddy and Bowser Jr. were cut.

>n64 rr is bad track
t. literal zoomer

Had no reason to exist.

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I hate this fucking track so much.
Bouncing around everywhere feels like shit and having to waggle every time made it even worse.

Clearly it's because I'm shit but fuck I hate this map.

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Why the fuck were you using the Wii remote idiot, you know the game has GC controller support right
You just press up on the dpad to trick and wheelie

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This stage is fucking great and so satisfying getting a good run on 200cc.

I wonder why DK became associated with snowy mountaintops for a while.

all of the courses Pre 64 and everything in Double Dash that isn't the donky kong one.

>Mario Kart 8's remix

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This thread makes me realize that most Mario Kart tracks are actually shit.

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Holds a special place in my heart for being the first 3D anything that I ever laid my hands on.

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More like it makes me realize that everything has at least one person who hates it

I'm glad they removed the fucking puddles in 8/8D at least.

MK8D dlc when

We can all agree that Mount Wario is the best mario kart map ever, right?
youtube.com/watch?v=cO0KXMZavuw

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Did you fuck her?

The only one i agree with

the slipperiest rainbow road of all fucking time

>woods section
Swing and a miss.

wario always has the most based tracks

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we have a winner. fuck this course.

Wario's tracks are always good.

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t. faggot that can't brake and drift simultaneously

>he can't dodge fucking trees
lmao

>t. loser who couldn't snake

New server when, yesterday two people said they'd be hosting today and nothing

this is actually in the top five user, you have autism

>2019
>Kamek is still not playable in Mario Kart

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>being so goddamn inept that you can't dodge stationary objects like fucking trees

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for me, it's a toss up between mount wario and maple treeway (I really hope the latter returns in mario kart 9)

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>Wario Stadium
>Wario Colosseum
>DS Wario Stadium
>Wario's Gold Mine
>Wario Shipyard
>Mount Wario
How does he keep doing it?

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And now, the best MK course of all time.
youtube.com/watch?v=7xFubkwZ28k

Smash Ultimate didn't even do half of that shit. Fuck Ultimate man. If they weren't going to make any new stages they should have just brought the rest of the old ones back. I don't care what anyone says. Only 4 new stages is inexcusable for a "NEW" game. That's like if a new Mario Kart game only came in with 4 new tracks.

I’m surprised nobody has modded him in MK64 yet. There have already been mods of meme characters like Sonic and Waluigi yet he’s never been done before.

>that kid

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I still have this picture from back when Yea Forums used to play Mario Kart 7. Good times were had on SNES RR.

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Smash Ultimate is "New" in that it's a Dream Match type game and so put more emphasis on revamping characters and stages.
> That's like if a new Mario Kart game only came in with 4 new tracks.
It's more like if a new Mario Kart came out with a majority of the old tracks revamped to MK8 standards, but only had one new cup to compensate.

Maple Treeway & Grumble Volcano made the Star Cup in Wii so good, Koopa Cape was fine if a bit boring and Daisy Circuit had some good layout overall, definitely the best cup in that game.

Delfino Square is kino

>Kamek still isn't playable
>E. Gadd got fucked over by Dry Bones
>Diddy, Birdo, Honey Queen, Petey, Paratroopa, and Wiggler cut
At least Pauline has a higher chance of being playable now even if they give her her shitty Mario vs DK proportions.

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Does anyone want to start a Mario Kart lobby? Seeing everyone talk about tracks and the games has gotten me in the mood for racing.

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Wario Galleon/Shipyard. DK Jungle. Daisy Hills.

>wanting honey queen

>not having the gold steering wheel icon

I'll definitely join if someone hosts a lobby on MK8D

If there is one thing i disliked of this course, was its MK7 appearance, all that wasted potential, I would have loved to see it on MK8

>not wanting every racer back
Cutting characters is fucking stupid.

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Especially considering it's basically just a model with some stats attached. Literally no reason to remove characters, just upscale the old models

I would be okay with never seeing the baby characters again

>E. Gadd got fucked over by Dry Bones

good

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M-me too

all SNES maps are flat, 2D garbage

i miss Yea Forumskend, lads

I'm 33. MK64's Rainbow Road has always been complete shit. The entire track having a fucking railing is more than enough reason for me to condemn it. Rainbow Road is supposed to be the ultimate test of your Mario Kart skills, there's no skill in driving along an absurdly long track where there's zero danger of falling off.

>every item and course
>Ultimate
>implying that even happened in Smash Ultimate
The fan never came back. Neither did the red shell or that cracker launcher thing in Brawl. And Assist Trophies got cut in between games. Not to mention there's 16 or so unaccounted for stages.

No shit

Dry Bones is way better than E. Gadd
I do miss Birdo though, s/he was my go-to middleweight in MKWii

the skill is in the shortcuts my dude

So do I
Give me a minute, my Switch had a dead battery, so I need to wait a bit before I can start a new lobby.

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That's because there were only 16 courses then.

...

You know what would be even better? Still having shortcuts but have the track actually be fucking dangerous while driving normally.

This.
They even removed the rails for the F-zero X version

>Baby Peach and Baby Daisy have different stats compared to Baby Mario and Baby Luigi
>Baby Rosalina has unique stats

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it was the n64 get over yourself, at least it had laps.

>it was the n64
how is that an excuse when banshee boardwalk exists

>enjoy actually racing on the track
>friend always used the wall skip to finish in 30 seconds
He couldn't comprehend actually wanting to play the game whenever I didn't feel like doing the skip, and went into a near rage that I was "wasting his time."

That boardwalk
That fucking boardwalk

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Honk and Honkpilled

best kart

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>it was the n64
Yeah, and Rainbow Road on the SNES DIDN'T have railings and was better for it.

>at least it had laps
Oh man, I sure do fucking LOVE it when a boring-ass track like N64 RR has laps that are about a minute and a half long. N64 RR is a goddamn slog and MK8 did the right thing by trimming it down to one lap.

I had forgotten about this shit until now
Why did you have to remind me
So many grand prix 150cc attempts as a child died here

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>choose anything that's not heavy
>90% chance of being bumped off the track at the start of the track

I do not miss wii's bouncy physics at all. Holy crap

>it was the n64
user, there are other tracks in the same game without guard rails.

More or less, they are visually boring and too damn short. The Bowser's castle variants are fine though.

>mk8 did the right thing
t. literal zoomer with adhd, cant sit still for 5 minutes to enjoy a race, has to have it cut down in length.

Bet you've never been to a real race like the bathurst 1000.

Mario Kart Wii unironically had a better roster. Hell I'd even go as far as Mario Kart 7. I'll take completely unique characters over a bunch of shitty variants. No one likes more babies and no one asked for Mario and Peach in fursuits. And where the fuck is Diddy Kong, Petey and Birdo? The base game didn't even have Bowser Jr, Dry Bones and King Boo. And they turned my boy Wiggler into a fucking ATV.

>cant sit still for 5 minutes to enjoy a race
I can. The thing is, N64 Rainbow Road isn't enjoyable in any sense.

>they are visually boring and too damn short
>the least visually interesting and shortest are fine though

DK's Jungle Parkway was so frustrating in the ways you could get fucked over. Suppose N64 in general was like that though.

It's Grinman.

I like sedans, so I prefer using this.

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It did do the right thing, though. Parts of it don't have rails for your baby ass to bump against.

What? Baby rosalina shares her stats with lemmy in deluxe.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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They're a fucking eyesore. You can't just invite one or two. It HAS to be all of them. And I'm fucking sick of their boss battles. At least in New Super Mario Bros.

You said you can yet literally 3 minutes ago you said mk8 did the right thing by trimming it down to one lap

jesus christ you zoomers have real fucked logic. I bet you want the next mario kart to let you floss on your opponents or default dance or some shit.

The seven of those should be the same.

*flies to the other side of the track before hang gliders were invented*
Nothing personnel kid...

>you said mk8 did the right thing by trimming it down to one lap
Yes. N64 Rainbow Road isn't enjoyable in any sense of the word, so Mario Kart 8 did the right thing by trimming it to one lap. These statements are not contradictory.

Trimming N64 Rainbow Road down to one lap makes racing on that pile of shit far less shitty, but the ideal solution would be for the track to be completely banished from the series because it's the single most unfun track in any Mario Kart game.

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*watches you miss by a hair and never manage to catch up after the recovery period since red shells hit railings*
lmao

>that boring curve right at the beginning that only rewards snaking
>the middle being just a straight line
>the only good part, the curvy segment
>immediately gets covered in hazards
>one of the worst time trial ghosts in the game
What were they thinking?

Would be a great level if the big jump had boost pads, getting shrunk or hit and needing to redo a big chunk of the course sucked hard.

>king boo
>heavy

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it really fucking isn't. 64, Double Dash, DS. 8, are all far better than Wii. Wii was the only one I sold back for a fucking reason.

my guess is that it was your first mario kart

i love that track and love how much people hate it because they fucking suck and fall off. my guess is that you're one of those people. git gud

>No fucking RPG characters

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The reason why is because all big characters are heavy. No exceptions.

what exactly is the point of picking a heavy character in mk8? Aren't light/featherweights just too good for them to even be viable?

I can live without those. Imagine being autistic enough to let Smash roster shit invade Mario Kart.

...user did you not understand he was semi-praising it for having the rails removed?

>n64 rr
>fall off

u wot

>because they fucking suck and fall off.
How can you fall off a track that's completely surrounded by railings? The only thing that can happen is you jump to try to take a shortcut and you either make it or you don't. Wow, that's so fucking exciting.

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You can't fall off N64 Rainbow Road unless you deliberately jump or SOMEHOW get shelled by the sides. I say 'somehow' because shells rarely hit anyone.

>screams about zoomers and ADD
>turns out to be illiterate and incapable of maintaining a consistent argument

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That's a roadster

DS is peak Mario Kart.

I miss the single player challenge mode

Honestly a lot of the tracks in mario kart wii just because many of them are rng chaos fests

Luigi and Mario Circuit
N64 mario raceway
Moo moo meadows
Yoshi Falls
Fucking GBA shy guy beach
Whatever snes mario circuit that was

Then there's the stages with one of two sections that are just plain terrible
Wario gold mines mine karts
Moonviews highway's narrow streets and cars, car bombs. especially in the city section
Fucking Rainbow Road in general
Koopa Capes electric wires that shrinks you
Fucking Coconut Mall with those trollish cars near the finish line

super-heavies have the fastest lap times, and don't get shoved around so much.

Name ONE bad bad song in Mario Kart. I fucking dare you.
Hard Mode: No Super Circuit

Fuck no, this is my favorite track in the series because it takes elements from Toad highway from 64 and expands upon them. The course design is so great you can predict the car locations by maintaining your speed. The aesthetics also remind me a mountain pass so I always liked to blast eurobeat while playing it.

Heavy weights are broken in 8 and even more so in deluxe somehow. It freaking sucks too

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But we do have a Playable RPG rep.
Her first official appearance is Partners in Time

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Tick-Tock Clock for being such a massive missed opportunity.
Give me ONE, FUCKING ONE reason it wasn't this.
youtube.com/watch?v=JqGuzSlSSIQ

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Rosalina's Ice world.
That was easy

>back when everyone I knew used this car and Wario since it was the best in the game

youtube.com/watch?v=Hv5CkvcwmEo
That wasn't even difficult.

shit song for a shit track
go figure

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youtube.com/watch?v=t67L5cAoa7E

I am a sucker for the classic castle look. The square shaped course also works much better for precise doriftos.

What the fuck? Tick Tock Clock's track is kino. It's more clock like than fucking slide music reused in a sky level.

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Mushroom Gorge makes my ears bleed. Like some some half assed attempt at Gaelic music.

I won't hate on its music. I love that final lap intro when you're in first place. youtube.com/watch?v=26ZO_GmTc1s

>Fucking GBA shy guy beach
*blocks your path*

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>Give me ONE, FUCKING ONE reason it wasn't this.
If I had to guess, the only reason Tick Tock Clock used that theme was to save time, along with Rainbow Ride. It got the theme it deserved if anything.

It played like shit, but I loved how it looked. It's a really cool level if you catch my drift.

Legit has one of my favorite songs in the series. Reminds me of goof troop for some reason.

youtube.com/watch?v=qAmbk8NXpeI

Was everything about this course really that unanimously hated? I don't really remember it being that bad. Music included. At least while I played it.

youtube.com/watch?v=g2RQ9teO4YQ
youtube.com/watch?v=C1GXvyeDZ_o
youtube.com/watch?v=4qCualGqfMg
youtube.com/watch?v=Hv5CkvcwmEo
fuck your hard mode, this was an abortion
youtube.com/watch?v=U58i61wWRLQ

That's not the issue. Far from it. You HAVE to sandbag on that track and then make a mad dash towards the lead on the final lap

Made a Yea Forumskend lobby because you fucks are lazy, join cunts. Code is 5205-7949-3419

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Ice levels in mario kart are usually enjoyable experiences with good music. Ice world is not fun to race on at all especially on that beginning section with the pit that puts you way back if you fall off

tell me about mkwii romhacks and mods

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this one was always a favorite

>I can't explain why the fuck I like this map but I do
Could it be the song?
youtube.com/watch?v=SBTjQXXR4LA

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lol what a fucking baddie

CTGP-R
Over 200 curated custom courses, and Wiimmfi pre-installed

Joinan now.

The way the red shell slows down just to hit Daisy after getting blown up by the blue shell gets me every time

Get in here queers, its on

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>filename not Daisy's Destruction.webm
try harder

It wasn't a bad track, just the most mediocre one witth nothing remarkable in a game with a ton of meh tracks already

I have no idea what was going on for the majority of MK7's music, especially because the composer is apparently the same person who did MK64's music. Maybe Retro just had very little quality control in terms of the soundtrack. The music was really almost Sonic Chronicles tier in the way it sounds like someone's just mindlessly slapping an electric keyboard half the time.

Rainbow Road 64 is legitimately the only track in 8 I'll never willing pick. It's terrible to play on. I enjoy the 200cc version but it's too damn rare online like 200cc in general.

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>funny shit like this can't happen in 8/Deluxe anymore thanks to each patch/update extending the invulnerability period
>now you can get hit by a banana and shrug off three shells plus a blue shell explosion

Guess this is as good a thread as any. When do you think we'll see the inevitable MK9? What do you think they could add to the formula keep it fresh?

I'll join

>the track with "Music" in the title has the worst music
youtube.com/watch?v=qDcw40ddkz0

At least Bowser's Castle was metal as hell

youtube.com/watch?v=bu-qApOgOUk

another fucking stupid gimmick
keep on funky biking broskis

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Add? they need too drop like 3/4 of this garbage shit

be there in like ten minutes

SNES Rainbow Road is my favorite track in the entire series

You're exaggerating. 7 had a great ost outside of that one track.
youtube.com/watch?v=bHM80By5qQ4
youtube.com/watch?v=CbO6Y_oaapQ

God Rainbow Road 7 is fucking perfection

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I had no idea there was different music for being in first vs not.

youtube.com/watch?v=nde5vtK0fSw
I fucking love Piranha Pipeway for some reason.

We're in a good spot currently so just keep adding good tracks and a mission mode. I wouldn't mind them going back to MK DS style stats system where everyone had the same stats aside from weight. Do that for 9 while keeping customization.

It being so basic among so many complex tracks is what makes Baby Park unique

It's that extra drumbeat. That's in 8 too.

>Stage has an orchestral instrument visual motif
>Stage theme is full of synth organs, acid bass, electric guitars, and farting trumpets on every backbeat

MAKE IT S T O P

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Just posting the GREATEST music track on the entire series.

Just close your eyes and go back in time

youtube.com/watch?v=G2vA6Dngzhs

You did post the exceptions but the rest are mostly terrible

Roslina's Ice World sound like someone playing the piano drunk
Wario Shipyard and Rock Rock Mountian are someone raping a synthesizer literally
I don;t even know what the fuck Music Park sounds like but it's not music.
Rest are really lowkey and eh

fucker's probably never been in first lol

I just want them to drop the gliders. Go full plane or fuck off and let me have fast jumps/landings.

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>using black guy
You are a mea of taste I see

>the GREATEST music track on the entire series
That's not even the best song from 64, nigger.
youtube.com/watch?v=dou82aDa6Us

>plane transformations
>plane physics

No no and hell no.

>or fuck off

I try to be senpai, gotta represent

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this is probably my most hated course. just don't like anything about it.

the music is good

Feel free to hop in on this chucklefucks, currently 5 in the lobby

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>brought back for 8
>they couldn't even get a real banjo

>tfw waiting for old tracks to return to hear their first place beats

These aren't real but they're very great.

youtube.com/watch?v=kUBXkq3Eti8
youtube.com/watch?v=SIxxFlvGklE

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damn you mars

brb taking a piss break

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It's ok. We have shy guys now
youtube.com/watch?v=Cpf25AIZU1Q

Kinda agree with this guy The problem with them adding on more and more of these gimmicks (gliders/underwater/antigravity) is that they'll all have to keep being brought over to the next game so that classic stages from 7 and 8 can return without being gimped. But honestly, I'd be fine with seeing those things disappear so that they can focus on something completely different and fresh. After all, we'd be 9 games in by now, and I know it's fucking Mario Kart and all, but they can't expect us to keep eating up the same slop without doing anything to set each entry apart. In my opinion, MK8 already feels enough like MK7 2.0 as it is.

Also I'd be completely fine with them removing buildable karts. I fucking hate building a kart before every race. It's the complete antithesis of the pick-up-and-play multiplayer experience that the old Mario Kart games did so well. It just bores casuals who just want to get onto the game, and it makes tryhards think too carefully about their stat spread, and creates an uncomfortable rift when you're a semi-tryhard sitting down to play with your casual friends/family. At least dial it back to the Double Dash/DS/Wii style of choosing your own kart without having to put together parts. And why the fuck even bother letting us pick gliders when there are only two barely different stat alterations for gliders anyway? It feels like someone just wanted to throw a third component into the customization process to make it seem deeper, without wanting to give players too much control over "min-maxing" their vehicle.

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Rosalina can pee on me

Time travel.

Don't lie, the underwater tube in Koopa Cape was kino
.........even though they stole it from CTR

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Which stole it from F-Zero X

lmao

I hope they do more with ATV's. I love the idea of choosing a kart based on track terrain and giving the finger as you drive across a shortcut you'd usually need a mushroom for.

>Mario KART
>add bikes
Bikes need to go

>He doesn't want Mallow, Geno, Goombario, Parrykarry, Dooplis, Rawk Hawk, Grubba, Dimentio, Bleck, Fawful, Cackletta, Peasley, Midbus, Dreambert, Antasma, Bedsmith or the Massif Bros

Beggin ya

Come on nigga, we already have Link and AC characters.

>when the Lakijew hauls you all the way back to the ramp
Thanks cocksucker
Fun races though

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Final jump is actually impossible to take properly on 200cc, even if you fucking lead-thumb the brakes. Fuck it. Neat aesthetic, though.

Did you guys all drop out at once or something?
I can't rejoin the lobby.

To the contrary, the broken-ass bikes are why Mario Kart Wii is the best. Bikes must be returned to their former glory.
Fuck karts and fuck niggers

> something completely different and fresh
Like what exactly? There's only so much you can do with kart racing without changing genres completely

>Mario Kart Wii
why don't you go play smash bros if you want to be an autistic tryhard in a party game

Not for anyone who maintains a nice 4.25 handling stat or more :3c

There's nothing autistic or tryhard about playing the most fun option
It just so happens that the most fun option is also the best option

You could also see other tracks in the background on GC but they removed them in 8.

Fuck racism

>Animal Crossing Winter

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MK8 version of Rainbow Road N64

>LET'S TAKE THE LONGEST
>MOST DIFFICULT
>MOST GRUELING COURSE IN THE SERIES
>AND BRING IT BACK
>BUT
>WE MAKE IT THE SHORTEST
>EASIEST
>NEWBIE FRIENDLY COURSE YOU CAN IMAGINE

I will never not be mad about this. Ever.

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It was the bit in the middle. Items could go over it leading to complete chaos but no that would be TOO fun for 8 so let's stick a rail.

Also it's like Tilt a Kart now except with the fun of items tumbling around.

Rainbow Road 64 was never difficult. At all. It's the easiest fucking Rainbow Road.

>lightning when flying over the pit

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More like
>Animal Crossing
Fucking dull track where you can barely even hear the music.

it's not difficult, it's just long
fucking water temple all over again

>MOST DIFFICULT
>MOST GRUELING COURSE IN THE SERIES
So is Luigi Circuit the Dark Souls of race tracks to you?

this fucking track was not designed for 200cc at all.

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There’s only like 10 stages missing, and most of them are either bad or redundant.

it's hard because it's long and at the end of a series of long tracks. by the time you get to rainbow road 64 you've just played the three of the longest tracks in the game, only to be greeted by THE longest track in the game. It's an endurance match.

>can't turn winter and other off road tracks into easy mode win anymore in deluxe with the motion steering bonus that game max traction

And that's a good thing!

It was, you just can't fucking brake.

>It's an endurance match
But the track itself isn't difficult.

>It's an endurance match.
It's Mario Kart, not a decathlon. Being long doesn't make it challenging, just dull.

Personally I love seeing heavy weight fly everywhere while my light weight just strolls around the turns with ease

The word you're looking for is tedious.

>it's hard because it's long
No, it's just long. This is how it should have been.
youtube.com/watch?v=BsM8fGfCGGs

>tfw I would play as Funky even if he was the worst character

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>Funky
>Worst character

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Many of you say this but it's not true. Most of you get a new "favorite" character each mario kart and that's usually who the best one is.

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>implying you wouldn't pick whatever the new broken character and vehicle set was
I bet you didn't even like Funky before MKW.

I unironically like Toad, Dry Bones, Daisy, and Funky Kong. The only tryhard pick I don't like is Morton.

6/12 in the MK8DX lobby
5205-7949-3419

>worst character

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This is me except for Daisy instead

>even if

Weird wording but I get it.

Funky Kong's super popular without that though, so a good portion would still be the Funk.

I was never too fond of this one.

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>Weird wording
user, you just have poor reading comp.

No more water park please

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seriously, How's about something fun like sweet sweet canyon

Water park got it

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>using the wheel
LOL! bet you played on auto too

they just need to remove OC shit that hasn’t appeared in sny other mario game like baby rosalina and pink gold peach

What's that? It's time to use Toadette and the magikruiser?

Objectively the best rainbow road.

youtube.com/watch?v=1cjueGu_-tA

youtube.com/watch?v=SBBM1UU7dKk

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>tfw cheese land

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Maybe that was part of the influence for Tropical Freeze?

reminder this character contradicts her mario galaxy origin story

I wish this would have been in 8 as DLC

This series should become "Super Smash Kart", prove me wrong.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THESE FUCKING MUSHROOMS CAN SUCK MY PENIS

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I think 64 and Double Dash have the best music.

cringe. the song was so catchy and you’re saying you would rather them copy and paste songs rather than being original

They removed the whole gimmick of that track and made it just a boring oval.

I'll pick it and Grumble volcano every time

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Sneed

Ok. It's call MARIO kart and has existed for 2 decades. They're not dropping the brand just because some of you want smash characters in karts. Guests are alright but not a whole game dedicated to it.

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no

Killing the Mario Kart brand would be retarded
It would make more sense to give Smash its own kart spin-off

That one's great, DS had really fantastic tracks across the board

My brother

>most difficult
did you even play it? it had railings and the only obstacles it had were the chomps. it was minutes of nothing happening

I'd agree but the TTC song they had was pretty good so I'm not mad.

Which Mario Kart track would you want to live on? Provided that it's not used for racing anymore, and is made easier to move around in on foot.

Animal Crossing.

Coconut Mall because I'm a consumerist zoomer

yeah, that's exactly what we need. another series where rosterfags can spam 90% of the catalog with "HE'S IN, SHE'S IN, THIS BLURRY IMAGE LEAK CONFIRMS IT! FUCK NINTENDO FOR NOT PUTTING MY LITERAL WHO IN!!!" every day.

Toad harbor. Plus superbell subway and sunshine airports connects to nearly every track too

It'd be really cool for the tracks, at least.
Imagine an Earthbound track where you travel from Onett, to Twoson, Threed, Fourside and then back again.

everything in this video
youtube.com/watch?v=uQqU7XWxlv0

Maple treeway

Definitely Delfino Square

Gotta take a shit and I'll be right back, anyone else feel free to join, currently 5/12

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Mount Wario and Toad Harbor

Is there something wrong with mk8? I'm playing on switch, but it feels bad to play. MK Wii was the last MK game I played, is there something wrong or is it rose tinted glasses?

No inside drift or wheelies
MKWii is easily the best MK game mechanically

>tfw no more Yea Forums weekends for MK8 on the Wii U
Feels bad man, I still play it every now and then plus the Wii U gamepad is my favorite Mario Kart controller.

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Good matches, but gotta make dinner

The gameplay is the best in the series so far, it's honestly the map choices which range from anywhere between "absolute kinography" and "crimes against humanity".

>a broken mess
>best MK game mechanically

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Good races, bros. Have to go get some sleep now.
The MK8DX lobby is 3/12 is anybody wants to join.
5205-7949-3419

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Inside drift bikes are very much a thing in MK8

>the best MK game mechanically
That would be DS. Wii was trash.

I'm sure he/she mean they're not brokenly good anymore with their super sharp turns and stupid wheelie speed boost

That's because they baby-proofed it. Can't do tricks on half-pipes, minecarts help you instead of hurt you.

Is the custom overhaul of MK Wii worth checking out?

FUCK Maple Treeway. I had to run Star Cup like 50 fucking times to get 3* because of that fucking track.

Also, Excitebike Arena

No one used the halfpipes often enough to matter
There's no reason for those karts to make you spin out as if you got hit by a bill. Hell they shouldn't have made you spun out at all and simple bumped you away

DS is Blisters: The Game
Why would you want to fuck up your thumb like that

there's literally nothing wrong with mk8. after getting used to 200cc, it's honestly hard to go back to games without it.

Why is it that whenever Nintendo remake a track they always, ALWAYS fuck it up. They always make changes for the worse, outright remove aspects like shortcuts and the tracks don't mesh well with the new mechanics of the game they've been brought back in.

The DS version of Luigi Circuit is oddly technical, with a ton of shortcuts through dirt covered turns to shave off time on

What is that stage with Megalovania playing?

This is probably my least favourite Mario Kart track post-SNES. I never have fun on this track and I hope they never bring it back. Mario Circuit in 7 is also pretty shitty now that I think about it.

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CTGP? Abso-fucking-lutely.

it's just very meh

Koopa Cape

raccoon city
>That MML track
>Spend more time on floating tracks in the air than on the island itself

Literally please give me Mario Kart 9 already.

Absolutely not best one is Double Dash or DS

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All the sand levels in 8 are fucking ass because of the low traction on sand so you slide way more, which was never a thing in any game before it. I liked it in DD but I agree the version in 8 is terrible and probably one of the worst tracks in the game.

You could say that about most of 7's non-retro tracks. There's only like 4 new tracks in 7 that I actually enjoy playing on.

this tbqh

I might check it out.
Does it work on Dolphin or wii only?

The castle to Bob-omb Battlefield was pretty neat. Everything else looked like shit. Better than the custom tracks for Wii, though.
>dude what if we made everything straight lines and red and played shitty electronic remixes of Pokemon music

Wii only, and only with disc. It's an anti-cheat thing. The old version works on Dolphin though if you wanna try it out without online features.

I like it. Sort of like the Double Dash version but set by the sea.

Compare to the minimalist clusterfuck that is the Kart 7 one.

MK8 Battle Mode's tracks

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IT'S CALLED A ROAD IT'S CALLED A RAINBOW ROAD
youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0

I still have a nostalgic love for Super Circuit, I remember getting it and a GBA on my birthday right after it came out.
It saved my sanity during numerous road trips.

>SNES Rainbow Road
No

Ah okay. I have a hacked Wii for Melee and PM anyway so can just chuck it on that and give it a go.

I finally got the joke, he is literally burning that bridge, that is also a metaphor for burning an option.

It's the best merio kart gayme

Fuck you.

Name one flaw of SNES Rainbow Road.

I don't want planes but I do want them to drop gliders. They aren't fun and ruin otherwise good tracks. Gliding makes you extremely vulnerable to items since if you get hit you get an extra time loss from the fall (even worse if it's not a death pit below you) and there's no way to avoid it since often the gliding sections are mandatory. You can't even use the gliding for fun skips since if you try that the hang-glider will disappear 90% of the time and you can't turn worth a damn with it. The only fun skip I've actually managed to do with gliding is skipping the last section of Mushroom Gorge in 7 and even that requires at least 2 mushrooms to do.

It's short.
It's boring, both track design wise and with its visuals.
The music sucks too.

>The music sucks too.

Get the fuck out

youtube.com/watch?v=RYRLEzQVqTs

Good thread dudesters

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Trash.