Is there a single video game character who can beat him?

Dante from the Devil May Cry series

Demonbane, now fuck off.

Why do people think Thanos is some unbeatable villain? He literally couldn't do shit to Thor with a complete gauntlet

Because not everyone reads comics. People were talking about how much of an ass kicking Captain Marvel was gonna give Thanos after the movie released, but during the civil war 2 run, when she went up against Thanos with a team it resulted in War Machine dying and She-hulk in a coma while Thanos got away.

Maybe not with the full Infinity Gauntlet, but Bayonetta did kill God, who had partial reality and space control. And another lesser god who had time and reality control.

So I'd say 3 gems, Bayonetta would easily win. 4 or 5 she would probably lose.

Original Doomguy. Fucking duh.

>but nodoomslayerguy!!11
Pussy in a pussified, dumbed down game. Go play the original Doom, noob kids.

Any character with a game genie

Sniper.

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Probably some characters that fuck around with meta stuff.

captain marvel xD

it's just fa/tv/irgins who literally can not stop shitposting

can someone give me the rundown on this meme?

this

Royalguard too strong

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Which video game character can do fast food ASMR better than daddy Thanos?

Literally anyone with decent stealth or aim or both.

>Sam Fisher
>Solid Snake
>Jackie Estacado
>Doom Guy
>Any DC hero especially Batman/Flash

So tons.
Technically any character can beat Thanos if the writers aren't retarded.
Marvel is full shitty dumb writing.

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Mario with the mini-mushroom

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Yea Forums does weird "coping" images for movies these days

This one's implying that Infinity War didn't beat Avatar.

Hollow knight mc after god master ending

>Marvel is full shitty dumb writing.
This, sadly all normalfags want is unga bunga plots. Rather than anything with actual depth.

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I want to have sex with the giant cat smurfs. I want to be the tribe's cumhole.

The Sniper from TF2

There is a gun that can.

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Go back to Yea Forums

>aim for the head
Nah Thor was just using the wrong weapon

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oh no no no no no

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bayonetta maybe

If the symbolism was that spear kill gods, Jesus was already dead when he was speared. The spearing was only to check and draw more blood.

That was probably the second-best Death Battle fight.

My favorite is still Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher.

The spear of destiny is symbolic though.

>can someone give me the rundown on this meme?
Jim is based

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a good dicking would beat him

Fuckoff back to redit capeshit westaboos

Shulk with the true monado/monado 3, it's literally a god killing sword and lets you rewrite the universe as you see fit.

Over Heaven DIO

Yea Forums's on the ball tonight. Correct answers.

BABA IS YOU
NOT BABA IS LOCK AND UNLOCK

I unironically think he could beat Thanos.

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>Jesus was already dead when he was speared.
He was not. It was a mercy stroke. He was very near death but not yet dead.
>The spearing was only to check and draw more blood.
The spearing was because Longinus wasn't fond of hearing the crucified die and just went through sticking them to put them out of their misery so he didn't have to deal with their moaning.

I mean, at least if we're going by catholic canon. Obviously this stuff is hazy mythology without hard facts.

Pretty sure Asura could just out-mad him.

Several. Sonic EXE is one of them, Baldie's Basics teacher is another

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She can defeat anyone posted in power level threads.

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May the light of good
Shine on his soul
Through these
GOD HANDS!

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I don't know why anyone would care enough to think about it. MCU operates entirely on rule of cool without even a hint of consistency.
Anyone is only ever as strong or as weak as they need to be in that specific moment in the plot.

Well since there are official Macgyver games, then he fits the thread and can beat Thanos and also all the chars listed in this thread. After him Batman with preptime.

I mean

Anyone who can just shoot him in the head or whatever

He really isn't durable, or fast, or fucking anything

wow

he died right after he said "it's finished"

I would say not Demonbane. Demonbane's been written out of existence before and it just made the damn thing angrier. At this point it can't be unwritten by Azathoth, who would undoubtedly be equal of Creator class witches.

Kaguya can outlive him at least and there is nothing he can do to prevent it

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I just went and checked
>John 19
>But when they came to Jesus and saw that he was already dead, they did not break his legs. Instead, one of the soldiers pierced his side with a spear, and at once blood and water came out.

Sonic EXE is the shittiest game creepypasta, prove me wrong.

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>Royal Guard his snap

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That and use the i-frames in a jump.

oh cool what video game is power-man from

Why not summon 2 infinity gauntlets and snap the fingers of both of his hands

all of them, he is too powerful to be seen

Kirby Kirby bla bla bla bla Kirby Kirby

Couldn't he just erase everyone ITT? I doubt even Asura can beat that.

> not including agent 47

Demonbane would just tear its way out of nonexistence.
Featherine would then write "but it didn't work and then Thanos fell over dead" because she's a bitch who doesn't have to explain her narratives.
Japan powerlevels are way more meta than western nowadays.

Captain Marvel from the avengers game

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Is that Steven Armstrong at the end?

>beats hulk easily who can eat bullets
>thor needed an OP axe to bring him down
>hurr durr just shoot him in the head

infinity gauntlet only works in its home universe

Imagine my shit

>Kirby vs Thanos
>Kirby swallows him
>Has the power of Thanos
>Kirby being the dumb fuck snaps it’s fingers
>Whole world turns to dust with everything alongside

Any character in this select screen can beat Thanos with the 6 gems

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Except he kind of is.

He did beat the hulk

Dr Manhattan could just unmake him, though I guess the point of his character is to make superpowers as a concept redundant.

>how to write a character that make readers think he is really powerful
>set Hulk up and beat him
wow what terrific writings they got there

Does Thanos have an asshole?

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MCU thanos is a jobber that doesn't use the full extent of his powers, it's just that the Avengers are even MORE incompetent, and depowered. Basically, all you have to be is intelligent, slightly powerful, and above average speed.

Comics Thanos is a lot different, imagine if he had the powerset of even ONE of these gems. Comic Thanos merked gods, and abstract beings.

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shuma would rape thanos

Pic unrelated. Zack Snyder is good at surface level symbolism, but his writing and actual plots tend to be trash.

>Hulk wasn't at his best
>no he didn't until Thanos got the stones
>Yes, remove the gauntlet shoot his head ezpz

You Marvel fags accept the laziest shittest writing.

Demonbane is overrated. Featherine would tear him a new ass.

He was dead and they were double checking. They were going to break his knees in order to bring his weight on his chest suffocating him (Romans did this to hurry things up cause the Jews had some custom blah blah blah)... but them spearing Christ fulfilled two old test prophecies.
>Christ would never break a bone
>something about water pouring from him

*Blocks your path*

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Any reality warper with sufficient power can match him on an equal or superior level given enough strategy and power. Freddy Krueger himself could rape Thanos, it's also a matter of what type of reality bending and manipulaion is allowed, there are a lot of characters with potential trans-dimensional capabilities

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Anyone who can fuck around with time shenanigans.

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Damn, those pages are amazing.

Nah. Really, nah.
>but meta layers! abstracted narration layer!
Azathoth is the definition of abstraction (to Azathoth you're a DREAM, something that doesn't exist) and it still can't unmake Demonbane.

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super mario can beat anyone, even thanos.

>remove the Gauntlet

3

>Freddy Kruegar
If Thanos has the gauntlet, freddy kreugar's one of the dumbest thing to send against him. He could just pull him out of the unreality of dreams and tear his face off.

Yeah, they're pretty neat. The Thanos face in the Space Gem took me a while before I saw it, but then I shat bricks.

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based

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How?

If your answer is speed, keep in mind that the big plan to take down Thanos in the original comic was to use all the Avengers to distract him while the Silver Surfer would rush up and grab the gauntlet at light speed. And Thanos dodged him.

Shiki can destroy infinity stones

And Demonbane can't kill Azathoth either and relies on him for power meanwhile Featherine is the supreme ruler of an infinite hierarchy that's nothing but a story to her. She could cut Demonbane off from Azathoth making them powerless and fuck his ass.

Goku, easily. Thanos is strong but not fast.

OP used MCU Thanos, which is a different beast entirely. Any speedster would have been able to handle MCU Thanos. Please do not give assign achievements of Comics!Thanos to MCU!Thanos

Here is he is beating the god of time btw

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He's durable enough for bullets to bounce off him. Gamora was able to stab him if we're to believe the fake reality, but she can also wield a gigantic spaceship cannon like a handgun.

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If he has the time stone, he doesn't really need to be fast, considering he can just slow time down until he IS fast enough.

Assuming he knows Goku is coming, which is reasonable to assume. I havent seen DBZ in a while but Goku never struck me as the type to do sneak attacks like that.

Chaos and Order

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>And Demonbane can't kill Azathoth either
DYN Freaks makes it very clear that this is not the case. Azathoth is at 1 HP down from infinity from the vortex blaster. It was only thanks to Yog-Sothoth and Nyarlathotep's intervention that everything isn't gone, and everything isn't exactly saved yet, either, even with all three of them working in tandem.
>and relies on him for power
No.
>meanwhile Featherine is the supreme ruler of an infinite hierarchy
Featherine barely reaches the domain of Creator witch. Guess what Azathoth is? Azathoth is the equivalent of a Creator witch, you git. A boundless infinite that can create 1 from 0.
> that's nothing but a story to her
And everything is nothing but a dream to Azathoth. That was the point. The point you're not getting.

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>TFW you just know there is going to be a scene where she easily 1 v 1s Thanos without breaking a sweat through the power of vagina

Ultimecia is the universe at the end of ff8 so he’s part of her if she does time compression.

It's not that hard. If you sneak up on him. I mean they had him beat in the movie that way when Star Lord fucked it.

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Galactus, Eon, and The Stranger at the same time, who are depicted as energy beings for whatever reason

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Love, Hate, betrayed by Mephisto during the fighting, but

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before he can merk him, his waifu disapproves of Thanos' shenanigans.

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Then he's attacked by every single cosmic being at once, and just no-sells it

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So please, everybody, keep in mind that Comics Thanos, and MCU Thanos are infinitely different entities

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If only Thor had a Pip-Boy

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Honestly love Titanic just for the shots. God damn that's a pretty movie.

Lord English would beat every character in this thread. His powerset is just unstoppable without exploiting his specific kryptonite from his own story.

>Invulnerable body
>Unlimited teleportation of himself and anything else
>Unlimited time travel
>Laser breath that kills souls
>Can shatter the fabric of reality
>Uses black holes as love hotels
>Reality itself bends to ensure his continued and eternal existence, even without his conscious actions
>Can supposedly be defeated by metafictional bullshit, but so far he's defied every attempt to do so, even killing the author of his own story in-universe

Thanos would stand no chance. Any attempt to change reality or time with the Infinity Stones would just result in another reality where Lord English is still alive.

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Oh, also, the Celestials throw actual planets at him. Meanwhile MCU Thanos gets winded by an axe to the chest

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Anyone because fictional characters don't have power levels. Thanos can beat any fictional character and vice versa

>Thinking Kirby can just swallow anyone on demand.

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>Kirby
>fingers
lol

>Meanwhile MCU Thanos gets winded by an axe to the chest

An axe made from the same forge that made the infinity gauntlet hitting him within seconds of him getting the sixth stone.

Anyway none of it matters because its repeatedly hammered that Thanos loses intentionally.

that image is pure cringe

>his waifu is a shitty version of Death

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There have been several characters within this thread that would simply invade his own story, retrieve the artifact, slap it in Caliborn's ugly mug, and then play pool with his eyeballs. Not to mention would be completely immune to his trivially weak attacks to begin with.

>Write The Hulk as one of the most powerful characters in the universe
>Dominating him fair and square shouldn't mean that the enemy should be taken more seriously

you can't point at body parts when using melee/unarmed

>kills you before you have the time to process the fact that you were attacked in the first place

Nothing personal, scum

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An axe made of fancy metal is still below literal cosmic entities. Wow, it was made from a star, huh? The same star that made a knock-off infinity gauntlet that can't even handle the power of the snap? Like I said, the entire MCU is watered down, and Thanos is nowhere near as strong as his comics interpretation.

If he had 4's pip-boy, he could do crits on demand

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She is more powerfull than Thanos in the comic and in the MCU, so, i don't care honestly

Triangle man.

You can in 1 and 2.

The problem with writing any form of transcendent character: Very few writers can actually conceive a character smarter than themselves. The few that do have better things to write than tired superhero franchises.

>select thanos
>"dead"

>The few that do have better things to write than tired superhero franchises.
You say that, but Alan Moore wrote stories for Batman and Superman because he was paid well.

Honestly one of the most broken fictional characters.

that wasn't from the pipboy
its just aimed shots there's no VATS

Chaos Control, duh

Natural 10+ luck beats a 50/50 odds.

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Natty 10 luck beats just about anything

Mario when he's allowed to press A

based

I never followed the older comics, how did Thanos get beaten after this?

is silver age supes in any videogames?

After being triumphant he relaxes in victory to convert himself into an astral form and while he's distracted Nebula grabs the gauntlet right off his hand.
Warlock later says he allowed it subconsciously because Thanos believes he is unworthy of the Gauntlet's power or something.

taking the head from the comatose and defenseless emperor is not the big a deal. He would probably thank you for it.

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What game is demonbane from?

Sonic is the fastest thing alive and shadow is made to perfectly rival sonic so in super form he is faster than anything :^)

you

i like you

Comic book writers are so inconsistent.

kirby is literally immune from reality warping and universe destruction retard

Yeah.

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Glad I read this after watching the movie. I like MCU Thanos, but this comic version is just too fun to watch. The scene where he just erases his brother's mouth was hilarious.

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MCU thanos and the MCU infinity gauntley are bitch tier though