Where we going Yea Forums?
Where we going Yea Forums?
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beach
unlockable swimsuit costume when?
Beach.
beach to kill some crab monsters, need to drop some pincers
Balmora
We're at the beach, there seems to be a chest further ahead but some crabs are blocking the way. What do?
build the crabs a castle somewhere so they'll go live in it
Build around the crabs.
Nowhere
This thread will die to constant flood of wojak/pepe, fapbait, /pol/-spam and flamewar threads
If Im wrong, that would make me happy, but I recommend just posting wojaks if you want replies
People despise OC here, as it means you put effort to stuff
Yea Forums hates effort
fuck off
People don't hate OC, they hate bad OC, aka anything forced to be a Yea Forums mascot or made without context just for the sake of being original and "fighting wojak and pepe".
do but [take] one crab in case we need it later
DIG
>v hates effort
>anything in this thread is effforrrttttt
The crabs rejoice and cheer with glee, they make you an honorary crab and give you a crab helmet and pincers, we take one crab with use. The chest is further up ahead, what do? Also do we name the crab?
Fucking this 100 times over.
The crab is named Frederic.
On to the chest!
DIG
Our crab's name is now Frederick and he loves us, We head onward to the chest that was being guarded by the Mythical Giga Crab, however he notices our crab status and allows us to open the chest, Do we open the chest?
Then why the fuck is vermin not allowed anymore?
DIG
Open the chest and dab
tell them KAREN TOOK THE KIDS so they start partying.
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Open the chest, then dig a nice hole for the crab king
Because there were constant, round the clock threads for months. At the very least it was a general
Unbeknownst to the hero, two mysterious entities watch from just off-screen by the water...
>constant, round the clock
You don't seem to know what these words mean.
Outside of time zone differences and 1 or 2 fuck-ups, threads were Friday/Saturday/Sunday-only.
Last I checked, 3/7 days a week is NOT constant, round the clock.
not at the end they weren't, hence the ban
DIG THEM
This isn't me. We accept the chest and obtain crab armor, we are now 100% crab!, After digging a hole for the Mythical Crab he rejoices in gratitude and offers us 1 magic spell. Which spell do we choose?
>Fire Ball
>Summon mini crabs
>Sandstorm
>and 1 or 2 fuck-ups
People intentionally tried to kill it.
SUMMON MINI CRABS
>DIG SPELL
choose Summon Mini Crabs, then proceed to spam the spell until we run out of mana
To Satan’s loving warm arms
obviously mini crabs
Mini crabs, obviously.
Also, not trying to be you, sorry. Just bored.
We now have the ability to summon an army of Mini Crabs! We move on from the beach and make it to the Spooky Forest, What do?
Use Mini Crabs to scout and find the McMuffin.
Dance
SPAM SUMMON MINI CRABS
Shit. I meant Macguffin.
imagine Being at computers being so fat u see food
We summon crabs to find the treasure hidden in the forest, They succeed and bring you a locked chest with a green jewel, The crabs seem to be running from something.
Do you
>Send in the crabs to attack
>Face the threat yourself
>Open the chest in hopes of obtaining a useful item
>Send in Frederick
>Puss Out
FREDERICK :D
You send in Frederick and he reluctantly obeys, the ground is beginning to rumble a bit
Loot first boss fight later
Getting closer....
"...Hello?"
The rumbling stops...
tell frederick to turn around
!!!!!
OP here I actually need to leave, sorry for leaving on a cliffhanger
It's a Water Elemental!?
woooooooow
FREDERICK! NOOOOO!
Op here again I'm currently phone posting. If anyone wants to continue the quest they're more than welcome to.
OP here turns out im actually gay
oh no
should i continue for op, i gotta go to ikea soon
sut up fag
Wait..
is the water hand coming out of an Ikea?
No, because that'd be stu----
oh fuck
FUCK!!!
what does our hero do next V
wtf I thought it was a PG game
>no suggestions for what habbens next
Not videogames and underage
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shid, i'm going now. i was gonna do that, then summon a crabqueen who had big anime tits then go into the ikea and the water elemental also has big anime tits. Pecae out
>Complains about post quality
>Makes a post that's worse than anything he complains about
Fuck off faggot. Gay thread though take it to the quest board nerds.