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>Years of service thread
Post your years user

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christmas 2005 baby

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Back when they were giving Portal away for free.

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15th in august

I miss the orange box

Hey I gotta ask you a question.

I watched an episode of The Simpsons last night, the one where they go to Massachusetts bc Homer catches Bart in a New England Patriots Boston Americans cap, instead of a Springfield Atoms cap, and thinks that if Bart actually experienced what life is like in Boston, he would hate it. (The episode is hilarious)

Anyway, they stay in a hotel and the sign outside says:

FREE NESN
NO ESPN

Care to provide some context for an ignorant Texan?

Reminder: 60% of gamers don't use steam.

Yep. The average gamer is more likely to have a vagina than have Steam

wow yikes incel cringe have sex, use the epic store instead

Yeah they use torrent

From playing Counter-Strike in high school

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BOW BEFORE ME

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literally a day and a year after my birth

anyone has a screenshot of a years of service badge with the date nov 21 2002?

nevermind i checked, steam was created on september 12 2003

whats that profile background

steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/274500-Solo Nobre skyline

It's genuinely a great game, I recommend it.

very comfy
thank you friend

Newfags, newfags everywhere.

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wow that background is something else, if only i weren't penniless i'd probably buy it

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Badge is from 2003
Steam was garbage that everyone hated using back then.

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B A S E D

>day after beta release
Likelihood that posters earlier than you are Gaben increasing

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That game has a lot of good looking backgrounds.

>tfw 2 years of service

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I think we found the winner of the thread

Same. Got the account because of that Portal giveaway.

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Thanks CS: Source.

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Anyone earlier than me got his account by literally spamming F5 for hours.

if you don't have a 3 digit steam ID or less you're a fucking faggot lol

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>2007

did u buy tf2?

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>tfw couldn't afford a pc for the longest time so I only have a few years on steam
feels bad, man.

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3 digits are valve employees, 4 digits are guys that spammed F5 for hours, 5 digits is anyone who got lucky on the 12th.

Yeah different timezones fucked me, I was likely asleep or in school when the signups first became available.

meh

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Doesn't that make you 17

Yes.
Several years later.

Is that the steamID64 one?

Makes him 16.

5:30pm

I came home from school at 3PM, so i was literally refreshing for 2 hours 30 min at my PC.

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June 9, 2008

If your steam account name, not your public name, is an email address, it's an old one.

N-Noo

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It is yeah, was just wondering about the IDs since the only one I have is a long-ass string.

Was a consolefag up until 2012

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happy to have u on board

What do you play?

Good goys

Everything except weeb shit

Ah nm, steamidfinder.com was just a piece of shit, steamid.xyz fetched the correct numbers.

the only goys here are the faggots who paid for premium access to files planets queue systems.

Steam was, and still is a godsend.

Fuck you, anyone playing 1.6 beta had to sign up for the steam beta.

i have 2 years of service. cringe at the boomers with 15 years

how massive is your library?

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Since June 14 2010. To play TF2.

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>August 2007

Fuck
I wanna go back

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Don't know why I got Steam when I did, but I played a lot of HLDM and TFC And CS betas.

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i got OJ for christmas

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287 games, although im sure most of them are free games ive gotten from people handing me out free GoG keys and humble indie bundle shit

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April 2004 for me.

>3k hours on tf2

HEheh Claaaasic

i actually can't believe the fucking state of this board

>not posting the more important info

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underage

i haven't bought a game on steam with real money since TF2 came out. And that's not counting the hats i sold for paypal

i still have money left over

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post these, Yea Forumsirgins

and, no, I've never left a game client open while i was afk

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DOTA 2 my man

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what was the review?

because they're on phones

Not the oldest, dangit.

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Atleast i bought the HL2 collectors edition, everything else missing except the T-shirt and the box in a pretty bad shape if i recall correctly.

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Holy macaroni.

You really shouldn't charge your battery to maximum, 20-80% is a good area to keep it in.

Gaben, give this man a new trophy

Nice paypig award bro

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14 years, it was 16 December 2004 for HL2.

Those were the days.

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>tfw 4 years of service
Feeling really inferior right now.

I've just realised I've had a steam account for more than half my life.

I got my steam account 14 years ago and I'm 26.

Irony is I got it for half life

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Time keeps on slippin

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Ahahaha I'm a fellow Texan who has also seen such a riveting episode, and I am also curious to know the context of this joke, I hope someone is able to explain the process hahaha

all these newfags in my thread

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nice, keep on slurping that valve cock bro

post your steam id

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It's amazing how even through text you can tell when someone feels inferior to who they are replying to

this desu

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even at 9am my steam id is still 5 digits

why would I feel inferior that someone jumped in on the shitty steam client earlier than me? weird flex but ok

seething

literally me

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>weird flex but ok

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Since it was released

>I've had gabe's dick in my ass since ____: the thread

Might as well list when you started coming here too, steamfaggots

Want some games to play user Kek

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All public user profiles got nuked after the beta and registrations were only open from the 13th. The only way to have an account that is older is by being a valve employee. So is 99.9999% fake.

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Hitting 10 years in a month. The sad thing is since I've gotten older I've stopped playing vidya as much and can't remember the last time I bought a big game on Steam

mein nigers
think my second steam game was Metro 2033, during that giveaway

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Hello there

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some of us were adults when they were saying WON was going to get shut down so you better adapt to steam or forget about playing their games

I mean nice try but no

lol

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It's the same image. You just cropped it a bit more.

Based zoomers.
I hopped on those Portal, Red Orchestra and Metro 2033 giveaways. Remember when Yea Forums used to gift games?

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Also no time stamp on the unlock. Fake as fuck.

Fake, when you put the mouse on the badges the little box is aligned with the badge

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Seething zoomer who didn't get to play 1.6 in its heyday

cope

hello newfriend!

>2009
>zoomer
Get out.
Now.

that means you're going to die soon

steamcommunity.com/id/PlusEqualMinusK/

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How the fuck do you have 1000 hours in a week?

>wasn't here from the beginning
>not a zoomer
Get out

You're part of the problem.
You're likely THE zoomer in this argument.
Leave my board.
Now.

Not in windowed mode, try it.

how don't you?

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>tfw in a few years zoomers will be posting this but with their Epic (tm) account

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barely own any games on it tho (70) and most are from humble bundles. i haven't ever spent more than 25 big ones on a steam game.

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Anyone here from 2003 or 2004 like me, where your name was deemed not acceptable in 05/06 and you were given a placeholder name and your time was reset? Used to say I made my account on Feb 29th of 2004 or 2005, lol. Now it says an actual date.