WHY CAN I NOT MOTIVATE MYSELF TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES INSTEAD OF LYING IN MY BED AND WATCHING STREAMS OR BROWSING Yea Forums

Learn a craft. You'll slack off by playing video games instead of working on any of the multiple projects encumbering your room

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the problem is I feel like I can't start anything new until I completely finish something, so I try to do that but just end up frustrated and quit immediately because I'm still stuck at the same hard/tedious part and can't stand attempting it for more than 5 minutes and then I don't want to play anything else cause I feel too guilty to start anything new and leave that other stuff behind unfinished, and also starting something new feels like way too much of a commitment

unironically doing some exercise is a decent way to motivate yourself

exercise makes me feel like I'm fucking dying and my veins are filled with acid
I'm not into actively making myself suffer

You are actively making yourself suffer by not using whatever you can to motivate yourself

obsessed

if all I have left to motivate myself is self harm and inflicting pain then I'm just going to give up

Unless you suffer from some form of arthritis or something I'd hesitate to call exercise self-harm, uncomfortable maybe but not harmful

Pathetic newf*g losers watching other people play games rather than themselves.
That's the lowest point

Yes you are, SHIT UP!

>learn to code.
kys pajeet retard

But I don't FEEL depressed. I feel euphoric most of the time.

let me interject in this euphoric moment

I'm not exaggerating when I say exercise makes me feel like I'm dying
when I was still in college and forced to take physed and run for way longer than my body can handle I had to lay/sit down for half a fucking hour before I could even stand up to walk back to my dorm
I taste blood in my mouth whenever I overexert myself and it feels like my whole body is burning from the inside out and like an anvil is on my chest, I seriously felt like I was going to fucking die that day and I always feel like that to some degree whenever I've done strenuous exercise

Sorry. I've been sick, and I had to remotely link with you to stay alive.

what is the hottest anime this season, i need something to watch

When I have intrest in doing something but can't get motivated I start mildly jerking my cock.
The trick is to not get TOO excited, but live on the edge -- get close and then battle with it.

Video games are boring and require you to put effort into them. Watching videos and browsing Yea Forums require no effort whatsoever.

>imagine being such a waste of life that you can't even find the motivation to waste your life

Just do light exercise then

That's actually a good thing. One of the reasons you feel like that after exercising when you don't do it often is because of the detoxification that is going on. After making it routine the pain goes away

It's cheaper and easier.

Depression is real

)2019
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Get with the times, you old piece of shit

but my ass leeks a foil residue and ruins my pants and underwear

I'm not exercising ever again

>Depression is real
Depression is real because you think/belief that it is real; a self fulfilling prophecy

>hate college and want to drop out
>exhausted after hanging out with people
>unmotivated to respond to most messages
>lonely

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ok retard

Whatever, you fat piece of shit.
We hate YOU

Get a job

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Serotonin is cheap now and youre an addict. The equivalent of being obese on pleasure so you've grown lazy

You're a victim of a mere meme, friend.
Grow up; take responsibility for yourself.

Is there a Kingdom Hearts Aqua version of this image?

Because you'd honestly rather be having sex.

Is she wearing two layers of underwear or is her pussy that wide...?

you dumb nigger I literally cannot get enjoyment out of things I know I want to do and should enjoy and be motivated to do
you think I want to fucking be this miserable? I would've killed myself already if I was motivated to do fucking anything
I'm pissing in bottles and staying in bed nearly 24/7 because I can't even be motivated to get up to walk to the bathroom

I never understood streaming until a friend started inviting me to watch her play stuff on steam. Kind of brought me back to the good old days of chilling on a couch with the bros and taking turns
though I guess that's a bit different since I actually know her. I've watched her play through a couple of (short) games so far, its comfy.

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>newfag

>why
probably depression
>what do i do to solve it
leave your house and find a new hobby, preferably one you can share with someone

)old smelly fat piece of shit

learn to code nigger

Dumb aqua poster.

What about pooing?

>watching a friend stream and giving them shit through messages on how they're playing

You have replaced real human contact and talking to real people with a surrogate that eliminates most of the physical part of the interaction.
>friends and family replaced by Yea Forums

You have replaced doing real world entertaining physical activities with doing imaginary video game activities but then you replaced even those with watching others do them for you.

I take my phone in the bathroom with me and sit for several hours because I don't have the attention span to wipe my ass more than once or twice before checking my phone again for 30 minutes

is this actually depression? I can really relate with that feeling, except with everything, i have a lot of family/work/school responsibility So i always end up wanting to skip important shit to hide in my house/bedroom and play video games/browse v/sleep but then when i actually do skip shit i just feel even worse and guilty.
My life often ends up just being a cycle of regret and feeling forced to do things i that i want more than anything to not being doing.

You faggots rely too much on emotion.
Focus solely on action then (maybe, maybe not) positive emotion should follow.

Try a metacognitive approach, what do you have to lose?

Do you eat the poo?

>Week surprised he's good for nothing and can't do anything
All that trash melted what little remained of your brain, retard.

>Weeb
Fuck autocorrect

have you seen a doctor?

yes and I fucking love it

>phoneposter thinks he's any better
You are just adorable

You are depressed

I seen one 3 days ago. He looked busy.

ok, here's my nostalgiafag approach to this problem.
If you didnt play for a bit, you can try to think what games did you play, if i want to play something, I often try to remember some games i played before and then i get a click in my head with the message "yes, thats the game i want to replay".
Another approach is you can talk to your friends if they want to play something with you (both irl and internet friends alike), it might get you coming back after some time

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I don't have a doctor

Have a job, a wife, exercise frequently, have a side hobby that I love and get paid for, and got over my depression and anxiety.

But yeah, totally the same as some pathetic weebfag jerking off to his whyfoos and doing nothing with his life and blaming it on other shit.

>Not having impulse control
You're not going to go very far in life unless you cultivate some discipline

I play in the afternoons and watch streams at night while lying in bed, mostly speedruns. I don't care what you think about streams, it relaxes the shit out of me.

>gacha
>bing bang jokes in 2019
>/r9k/-posting
>hearthstone
>tranny ERP-posting
>lives with his parents
>cat owner
Would you kindly kill yourself already? Searching the archive for that md5 and exact filename makes me want to vomit. You disgust me.

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Dude...!
You PC users (or as I like to call you: "PEE-SHIET LOSERS") are, quite literally, scum of the fucking earth.
You all bitch about:
>hurr durr games are shit now
>a new game? i better pirate it, causing the developers to lose money

Total retards

larping phonenigger kill yourself

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I know Dude just trust me isn’t a reliable source but like bust out 20 push ups
Always perks me up

If you want motivation to do something then you need self control. If you don't have that, then you will have to train yourself to have it, then you can do what you want to.

>watching streamers
what a fucking loser

Die nigger

>everyone who saves and reposts an image is the same person
>actually going to the archive to try and snoop an anonymous poster
autism

cause you're a looser pussy who posts anime and cant even play fucking video games

Hash and filename, numbnuts.

I can barely do 5
I don't even have the floorspace in my room to do push-ups

And it's your rampant delusion that holds you back from achieving anything.

Please end yourself since all you likely contribute to is mobile trash gacha cancer.

>strawmanning
Trying really hard to protect that little ego of yours, eh?

yeah just like me and I'm a skelly
even the doctors didn't believe me because they found everything normal during tests

You are a genetic failure and a dead end for the future with our current technology. Please just continue being a non-mating specimen so that things will be better before all of society collapses.

>guys im SOOO..... depressed
>look at me guys, depressed to the MAX...!

How do I train myself to have self control?

>I taste blood in my mouth whenever I overexert myself and it feels like my whole body is burning from the inside out and like an anvil is on my chest, I seriously felt like I was going to fucking die that day and I always feel like that to some degree whenever I've done strenuous exercise
that's cardio

Hold your shit in your asshole

like salty milked coins

that is normal when you're out of shape. Man the fuck up and power through and before long you'll be hungry for the feeling of conquest that comes from physical exertion

you have become human waste. You're the very definition of the capital sin Sloth.

>*heart rate goes above 170 during exercise*
>haha bro that's normal dude trust me
yeah no thanks

it's normal when you're out of shape dumbfuck. it takes like 3-4 days of cardio and you're over that part

You already have some. Self control is being able to override bodily commands to do something. I don't know your current situation but the first thing to do is to take control of your lifestyle in some way. Clean your living space, have regular meals, sleep at a more reasonable time, take up exercise.

Basically take up something you don't want to do, but force yourself to do it. For example I am currently trying to build up my body so that I can do 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and 10kms of riding in a day. It hurts but I do it to make a better future for myself.

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I WANNA FUCK DUMB AQUAPOSTERS

Based manga poster

Cringe normalfag anime poster

Focus on application and not on emotion.
Think of it as moving a limb; how do you move your limb? You just do it without thought.

Words are worthless without application.
Mental rummaging is a fruitless activity, accept it and move on.

>haha bro that's normal dude
That's exactly right, chubster. It's kind of the point of exercise.

I work a full time job and exercise 6 days a week yet video games still arent fun for me

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