Do girls (female) browse Yea Forums?

Do girls (female) browse Yea Forums?

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I HOPE NOT! IT MAKES ME SICK AND SAD AND LONELY TO KNOW THAT GIRLS EXIST YET I'VE NEVER HAD A GF.

EVERY TIME THEY SPEAK I GET REMINDED HOW LITTLE THEY SPEAK TO ME AND IT SADDENS ME GREATLY

OH HOW THE WORLD IS HOW IT IS!!!

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE STRUGGLES OF THE INCEL IT'S NOT EASY!

I do...teehee

>being straight
Sounds like a personal problem

how big is your dick

I do but I'm not attractive. I'm flat have no ass am pale as fuck have shitty long black hair and horrible bags under my eyes from staying up playing vidya all day. Fucking kill me bros.

real life tomoko

roastie genocide when?

I'd kill you with my dick if you know what I mean.

I'm sure there are some girls on Yea Forums, but they are such a small minority as to be statistically insignificant

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Yea Forums is like 40% males, 30% girls (male) and 30% girls (female)
But not the good kind, they're the kind who write gay fanfiction about YouTubers

Not sure who that is but probably some weebshit from the sounds of it.

No thanks.
>Tfw no Chad bf to take me out

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Don't matter

How does it feel that no matter how ugly you get men will still find value in you?

I LOVE YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

women are actually overrepresented on Yea Forums compared to their internet presence in general, although they're probably mostly on /cgl/ and /ck/

Hi! Few things to start off with =]

Yes i replied to you because you're a female gamer on Yea Forums, 'tis an awesome thing to see!

I'm Brian.

Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

you blew it user, next time try to be more direct.

you know the rules hoe

>I'm flat
good thing
>no ass
unimportant
>pale as fuck
good thing
>long black hair
good thing

Yeah but I'm so ugly haha don't hit on me silly boys.

>waah i am so ugly and awkward and nobody wants me as a girl
>WHY WONT CHAD TAKE ME OUT TO A DATE???
and this is what is wrong with you retarded roasties

>be incel(male)
>"tfw no 11/10 gf"
>be incel(female)
>"tfw no 11/10 bf"

why are we here? just to suffer?

Where do I find a girl(female) who is also a social failure?

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I'm afraid of girls

Discord

>no ass
Would you date a man if he had a bigger ass than you? Asking for a friend

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>incels just have high standards haha
No they don't.

I'm not interested in you guys because you're mostly autistic losers like me. Why would I want to date someone like myself. I want to date Chad bros.

unironically this

Jokes on you, I've always wanted a ghost girlfriend.

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>can't even spot a LARPer

never change Yea Forums

fuck you bitch im a social WINNER

Post feet

Not me. I like lezzing out

Only if they are shills.
No females post on this board without compensation.

I'M GOING TO MARRY YOU

does it matter?

What does any of this have to do with Tidehunter?

Yes but I only fuck black guys

Joke's on you I'm actually a Chad but I'm not interested anymore. I'll go fuck Stacy instead though, goodbye virgin loser lol.

Seems similar to the picky spergs here who wouldn't date(not fuck, mind you) anyone short of an IRL animu grill

>str*ight

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Yes but most of the time it's not relevant so you won't hear it from us.

female girls are faggots

same here

this but unironically ironically unironically

Yea Forums

If you find a girl on Yea Forums, you need to assume they're fat, a tranny, or a lesbian
or some combination thereof.

Please post face or abs. I'm so fucking lonely and horny

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I just want a girl to be comfortable in my presence. I don't even care about romance anymore.

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meme answer:
date your own league
unironically true answer:
men age like wine and can be formed by hard work into a chad, no matter how big of a loser you are, the first 30 years for a man are the hardest in his life, it is at this point where you have to pick up yourself and grab the world by the balls, when you make it, every young slut will be around your dick no matter your age, fuck i know a business guy who is SIXTY years old this year and he just gets a new side bitch to suck his semi rotten cock like once every 2 months
meanwhile a girl like YOU hits her end like a wall at age 30, from there on your mental and physical health drops faster than your saggy tits and nobody except beta virgins will want your smelly cunt
enjoy life while you are young, it will be over faster than you think

>step 1: become alpha
>step 2: fuck someone disgusting like
>step 3: laugh about how gross the slut you banged was with bros
>step 4: fuck a chick that's actually hot

Anyway, goodbye shit thread

This is a huge fallacy. Most of the good men here would date literally anybody who has a vagina and emits body heat. That's how desperate their plight is.

>men age like wine

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sounds like my kind of gal

All the good men I know in real life have standards for dating. Not particularly high ones, sure, but standards all the same

i don't have shitty hair or bags but I am flat and constantly tired. I'm also weirded out by sex.

give it few more years of deterioration and decay and you will see these kind of posts unironically

BASED STACY

>t. butthurt roastie approaching inevitable expiration date
tick
tock

I'm a dude, user.

Chad here. Dated 7 women, fucked 30. Why would I want you when I could have a non-fail girl? Stick to losers like yourself.

That's just common sense.

Last year's cosplay
Hope you enjoy oWo

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I've dated Yea Forums girls before. You don't want to. Holy shit, never date anyone from Yea Forums. Ever. Dead fucking serious. It's a terrible idea. Fucking don't do it.

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>dude
more like a cuck who doesnt believe in himself if you disagree with that statement

Post your face, user. Let's see how well you've "aged".

but you're from Yea Forums

I know a girl that I suspect browses Yea Forums or at least the FGO general on /vg/, since she uses some servant nicknames and greentexts once in a while.

Exactly.

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I'm sorry to break it to you but Chad isn't interested in you and if you keep acting like this you'll also drive away everyone but the thirstiest of virgins.
>Flat as a board
Some people like it
>Shitty black hair
Then learn to fucking take care of it, long black hair is best hair
>bags under your eyes
And you'll keep having them if you don't stop staying up all night, find some damn motivation and actually try to become better if what you want is becoming a Stacy.

>posting personal stuff on an anonymous basket weaving forum
come on now
to help you start off, just look at hollywood, guys are old af yet look handsome and always have a bitch 20 years younger than them

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Kunkka is secretly a girl

>Hollywood
Either this is really obvious bait or you are one of the least intelligent people on Yea Forums. And yes, that includes the Barneyfags and Epic shills.

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No need to tell the whole story but just how BAD is it?
Don't know about Yea Forums but doesn't /vp/ have a lot of females?

Unfortunately I do.

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>how BAD is it
I WISH I'd caught her in bed with a black guy or something. THAT'S how bad.

I do, pic is when I played MH4U with my best friends

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So she was a "toasty roastie"?

Bags are cute.

I'm hiding in the closet watching you and your friends play

>ywn be a cute girl that can make a living off of steaming vidya and getting donations from neckbeards just for existing and playing vidya they like

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It's not about bags being cute or not but having them means you're not getting proper REST so that you have ENERGY and MOTIVATION to do stuff the next day. Powernaps can work too sometimes.

She had fucking problems. Just so, so many fucking problems. It's not worth it.

What if Tidehunter's a girl all along?

I have had bags since middle school and I get more rest than most adults and I still have bags.

I honestly don't think they're going away.

Fuck off tidehunter, go back to fingering Naga.

For me it's the gamer girl feet

yeah but don't know why that should make a difference, men and women just have different ways to pee and one bleeds once in a month, whats the big deal

>tfw a girl probably has seen one of your shitposts
>tfw a girl has replied to you at some point
Feels good.wav

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I have a girlfriend that frequents Yea Forums. She's nice and smart. I'm glad I met her.

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I personally get no more than 5 hours of sleep but mine are barely noticeable

This must be shopped, but I wonder how awful the original must've been to begin with

weak arguments
stay cucked forever i guess

Crazy. I even take naps.

only failed incels obsesses this much over grills
if you keep this mindset youll never fuck
just dont not even for once think about grills

do you fap(slang for masturbating)?

first post her nudes, then get the fuck off my board you gay normie

I can only "take naps" if I'm sick. Hell, in summer I unironically wake up early to mow the lawn and I've been doing this before the boomer meme became a thing. But anyways, try to find ways to actually improve your life and yourself.

No, they're all pic related in disguise

Don't believe its lies

Uh, I can't see anything user, you ok?

all you fucking virgins replying to this faggot larping should kill yourselfes

Why would girls (or blacks) post on an openly misogynistic (or racist) forum? I certainly wouldn't post on an openly anti-white forum where every third post is about how evil and disgusting white people are.

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>dude if you dont think about women you will have sex

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nah
look at this thread
see how obsessed and horny these guys are
women will not let someone who act like that near their hole
they just seem way too desperate and that gives off the feeling that they only wanna fuck you bc theyre too horny and not because theyre attracted to you
only a woman with no self respect would let a person like that fuck them

You too mate.

Nah :^)