>That kid that thought he could double jump during recess
That kid that thought he could double jump during recess
Charles Diaz
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James Young
>That girl who always sat on the gymnasium floor even if there were bleachers so she could secretly rub her cunt out
Brandon Allen
>that kid who tried to install games on the school computers
Carter Gonzalez
>That kid who got sequence broken and went missing for a month.
Carson Peterson
>That kid that didn't return your games
Henry Cruz
>that kid that had a water cooler in his house
>that kid whose house was filled with dog hair but they didn't have a dog
>that kid who kept his cereal in plastic containers
>that kid who rented and moved like every 6 months
>that kid who brushed his teeth after eating lunch
Carson Martinez
>that kid that thought he could do the Mario 64 triple jump in high jump
I was that kid. Nearly broke my neck on the bar when I tried somersaulting over it.
Elijah Torres
Ayden Campbell
>That kid you were jealous of because they had a TV in their room
Blake Rogers
>that teacher who noclipped to the boys' bathroom
Fuck you Ms Robinson, you almost gave us a heart attack
Wyatt Brooks
>that emo girl who flirted with you all the time but insisted on you calling her "sis"
Leo Roberts
>That kid who COULD double jump
Carter Reyes
>that kid that got into an accident and couldn't come to school
Connor Wilson
>that kid that learned how to crouch jump and clip throught the corner of the boys bathroom into the girls room but didn't tell anybody how
Hudson Long
>that boy who used to greet everyone with a kiss
Hudson Mitchell
>you were the only one that got tongue from him
Dominic Evans
user have you ever looked INSIDE a box of cereal? they're all plastic containers.
Gabriel Myers
literally happened to me.
but papa didn't rise a carpet muncher
Eli Campbell
Marry me pls.
Caleb Murphy
You uh missed the point of this thread
Jacob Rodriguez
Fucking spics
Camden Phillips
>that kid who used aimhacks during dodgeball
>"he's just good!"
fuck you Greg, you ruined every dodgeball game
Justin Sullivan
>>that kid who brushed his teeth after eating lunch
why is that bad? Im pretty sure its safer this way
Nicholas Taylor
>that kid that actually knew how computers worked that made every computer at school unusable
Anthony Ortiz
>that kid who flicked the switch and made the computer lose it's magic smoke
Angel Morgan
>That kid who continuously built up speed for 12 hours and beat the mile run record in .000035s
Tyler Rogers
>That kid who stole games from his friend and his friend's family
Ian Watson
that kid who flicked the switch but it fell to the floor and got taken by the teacher
James Morales
>that kid who figured out we had access to the network drive
>that kid who figured out we could save games on the network drive so they wouldn't be deleted
Thanks whitebro
Samuel James
>That kid who constantly begged for games even though his family is clearly loaded as fuck
>That kid who constantly broke controllers because he was a ADHD fuck who had to take meds
>That kid who you finally break contact with and hope to never see them again but they suddenly come to your house one day because he's a high school dropout and your parents force you to play with them because they feel sorry for him
>They STILL constantly beg for games
Connor Edwards
Do people on other countries do that too?
t. Argentinean
Aiden Gray
>that kid who prop jumped onto the roof with a biology textbook
Ethan Ramirez
>that girl...
Cameron Perry
Only italians and white spanish speaking countries
And argentinians I guess
Camden James
>that girl who liked you
Ian Hughes
Well depending how many times he brushed a day (like after every meal/or moment he ate something for example) there's such a thing as too much brushing. It can cause receded gums and even bleeding.
Alexander Edwards
I don't think we're talking about the same switch
Jaxson Sanchez
>That 11/10 girl that slapped your ass once but you never talked to her and never saw her again
Bentley Rogers
When graduating from 8th grade I got to bring in my Wii and Brawl on the last day, and we had a blast.
Fuck all you brawl haters you'll never take that day away from me.
Ethan Thompson
I brush after each breakfast (Coffee or tea with 1 or 2 slices of bread (regular german gray bread) and different toppings and before going to bed.
Jaxson Harris
>"Haha, no, user, I like you as a friend"
>*stops talking to you completely*
I'd rather have not said anything looking back on it, I knew we wouldn't be a thing and I just liked talking to her.
Lucas Hughes
>that girl that once added bby to her text to you but you don't know if she's calling you baby or if it was a typo
Samuel Butler
He sat near me in class and got expelled for "hacking" the computers.
Aiden Nguyen
>that kid that wore a sneaking suit to school
Jayden Lopez
>that kid who got such a high grade on his test that he caused an integer overflow and received a grade of 0 instead
Poor Kenneth got held back a year for that one.
Easton Perez
>that girl who had a crush on you but was clearly still banging her ex despite complaining about him constantly to you
>she also smelled like garlic and had no similar interests
This bitch couldn’t take a hint
Asher Fisher
This was me. Lots of fun times skipping class to play EoSD
Carson Mitchell
>that girl who phones you out of the blue and confesses feelings
>laugh uncontrollably at the idea of being liked and hang up
>never know who it actually was
Camden Thomas
>Friends with girl in high school for long time
>Knew that a girl liked me
>Liked her too
>Ended up asking out her prettier best friend that I didn't really even like
>Girl never talks to me again
WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT? SHE EVEN PLAYED VIDEO GAMES.
Ayden Butler
>that kid who enjoyed KH for the plot
John Allen
I've slept with like 9 women in my life, but I only dated one.
We've been dating for 9 years and living together for 7.
We both believe marriage is a scam. If we're gonna choose to be together then we don't need to be married.
Ian Morgan
>that kid you couldn't lure into your van because he was diabetic and allergic to puppies
Chase Allen
Why are you guys all talking about fictional girls that never talked you? I thought this thread was about kids that used video game physics or items in the real world. Why does everything have to be about girls? Get back on topic.
Asher Allen
In grade 5 I wrote the world's shittiest batch """"virus"""" that deleted everything on C then wrote shit into ram until the system hung, gave it to some retard on a usb and told him it was "hacking." In five minutes he'd bricked every computer in the library and was expelled for three years.
windows XP was wonderful if you weren't trying to use it securely.
Cooper Thomas
gay
Logan Martin
>Kid who does an okay wall-run
>Decides he's gonna become the Ultimate super hyper combo edition chad extreme by adding a DOUBLE JUMP to the end of it
>Runs, arms behind his back for, mini-hops with a loud HRGH- HRGH- each skip
>Perfect frame RNG wall run
>Tries to double jump but seems to just do a pathetic weird flop animation mid air
>Plummets into the main hallways pitfall
>Never see him again
Was an okay guy desu, wonder where he ended up spawning though
Sebastian Stewart
>that kid who was diabetic
>begins going into diabetic shock while sitting on the wall at recess
>be that kid unlucky enough to pass by with a Gatorade in hand and end up having to assist him
>on verge of tears because I kept asking passing friends to get a teacher and no one would and I was stuck with this kid for almost 20 minutes
Zachary Hill
>the kid who glitched and fell through the ground at recess
Jace Gomez
>tfw I still sometimes think about my high school oneitis
Mason Bailey
She was willing to break her pencil in half regularly to give to me if i forgot my own. Such a nice girl. I shoulda went for it.
>That kid who threw desks and had a violent tantrum every other day.
Cooper Rodriguez
I dated a girl, and I'm a gay autist. And I cuddled with her, and kissed her. If I can do it, why couldn't any of you?
note I feel pretty guilty about it because I was essentially pressured into it(felt like something I "should do") and she was crazy into me
Austin Walker
how could you do that?
Ethan Stewart
I knew a kid who threw desks and shit
He had a rat tail
>tfw I heard his group of friends all fucked each other regularly
>most of them were nightmarishly ugly, especially the girls
Andrew Gutierrez
Best answer I can give is that I was a horny teenager and thought with my dick instead of my head.
Girl has most likely moved on by now, but I still regret it to this day. Even if I never asked her out she was still a good friend to have.
Easton Evans
>>that kid who kept his cereal in plastic containers
My family did this because we watched Arachnophobia
Jackson Young
>that kid who seduced all of the bullies
Julian Howard
>that kid who hung out in or around the bathrooms
Benjamin Gonzalez
>that kid that smashed an apple between two lunch tables for no reason
Nicholas Hughes
I saw some ADHD spastic sport chad cunt just lose it, scream "I'LL SAVE YOU", sprint across the room during math class and double foot kick a desk/chair thing in half (pic related) in front of the vice principle who was walking by at that moment. Instant expulsion, thank fuck.
Kevin Fisher
>That kid who COULD air hike
Liam Baker
>that kid who you let borrow your games and then returned them broken
Aiden King
Maybe I would've picked up on her advances if I wasn't distracted by her unhealthy obsession with satanism and her giving me snake bites everyday.
Alexander Mitchell
Sometimes you're insecure so you rather distract the fact that you're weak and afraid of being disappointed, and also disapoint the ones you like. Asking the other girl will at least make sure it ends up in a disappointing situation so you don't have to stay in a fog.
Just my 2 cents tho I'm sure of nothing.
Charles Taylor
>lent my dead space 1 copy and max payne 3 copy for two different people
>One fucked off out of the country and the other one disappeared
I was mad as fuck.
Wyatt Nelson
lol
Nicholas Hall
>cousin brought a friend to my house
>he brought 2 games to play on our gamecube
>when he left, he stole the memory card
>mfw he left without his 2 games
Ayden Gonzalez
>that kid who installed unreal tournament on all the computers
Hunter Taylor
>that kid who glitched through the wall
Daniel Morales
>That girl that asked you to prom but you didn’t realise till after
Ryder Lee
>you were the one kid who didn't get a greeting kiss
Samuel Price
>those porn site url screensavers
Levi Reed
>10yo or less
>have a dream with some grill in it
>now got a crush
>gather my energy and tell her just before weekend
>she rolls her eyes and think I was joking
>walks away
Bentley Cox
>have gf that's also my oneitis
It gets better brahs. We're all gonna make it, just don't give up.
William Moore
>that kid that was voted homecoming king as a joke.
>that kid that even got nominated for homecoming king as a joke.
Both got super weird after that. Like sending dick pics to other guys "ironically" and making really shitty youtube raps...unironically.
Ones super into lifting now and the other is really into suggestive overalls.
Kayden Morris
>that girl that was a frenchaboo
>that kid who was obnoxiously into internet culture shit
>that idiot savant kid who was borderline retarded but was a genius when it come to chemistry stuff
>that kid who squatted in his chairs instead of sitting
>that kid who was really into dragons (even called his rat tail a dragon tail)
>that chick with the obnoxiously large tits that everyone (including chicks) would not so subtly sneak peeks at
>that left handed freak
>that naive kid that would ask the funniest shit in health
>that kid that had boners all the time
Benjamin Jackson
>That one kid who could powerup
Talking about expectations does anyone here had high expectations of yourselves and failed to meet them? I got somewhat far in life but nowhere near where i was hopping for and now my drive is just fucking gone. Not really sure what i am going to do now with my life.
Joseph Fisher
>That kid who jump cancelled out of the school
Andrew Barnes
except for the benefits of marriage
Michael Phillips
Arabs do this but only on cheeks
Eli Nguyen
>that kid who would listen to nothing but alt rock, prog rock, metal and nu-metal
>yfw you were that kid
Grayson Myers
hahahaAAAAHHH
Camden Torres
>kid who pulled his pants and underwear all the way to the floor when using the urinal
Cooper Nelson
And now, she's gone.
Justin Bennett
How the fuck was I supposed to know that's not what you're meant to do? I wasn't some kind of faggot that looked at the other guys at urinals.
Dominic Hill
>mfw I was that kid
>mfw the entire class playing SA:MP
Jeremiah Walker
>know a girl since middle school
>plays vidya, same major, probably my best friend
>she used to be a big tomboy to the point of considering herself gender neutral / non-binary but she's moved past all that I think
>almost the end of my junior year in uni so after one more year we split apart
What do?
Brody Campbell
>Suggestive Overalls
Brody Gray
>That Kid steals my brother's Mewtwo card and my copy of Future Cop LAPD during a house party.
>Years later
>End up in a scout patrol with That Kid and we have rotating meetings in each person's house
>During the meeting at his house not only do I steal my game back but I take all three of his Metroid Prime games.
Never found my brother's Mewtwo card but regardless, eat shit Dennis.
Daniel Johnson
>that kid that got his save corrupted
Gavin Thompson
>that kid who came to school just for the PvP
also
>that teacher who would PvP the students when fights broke out
Justin Stewart
I did this but with anime dvds.
Levi Jones
>that kid who had a high fov so he clipped through walls
Luis Sanchez
underrated
Austin Rodriguez
>that kid who tried to steal your yugioh cards
>that highschool kid who scared them away
Ryder Murphy
>that kid who OD'd
Levi Fisher
>that time i broke the camera and looked inside the girls bathroom
Easton Cox
That should be fine as long as you don’t brush hard, go in circles, and keep the toothbrush at 45 degrees.
Liam Young
>that kid who made guns in autoCAD. When we werent allowed to.
>got mad when you didnt share how you made your better looking guns
>then died in his sleep due to carbon monoxide poisoning. Along with most of his family.
fucking highschool.
Levi Walker
Sneak into her house with a mask, rape her without her knowing it's you, then when she comes back the next week looking like shit comfort her. She'll fall in love with you and then you can become a healthy, happy couple.
Justin Cook
This but with Unreal Tournament.
>tfw the IT teacher was based and would play with us
Jace Myers
Have sex.
Jack Gonzalez
Ask her out.
Liam Roberts
>that girl who thought you could read minds
FTFY
Fuck that shit, if you've got something to say fucking say it you cunt
Justin Gonzalez
>That kid who stole your grandad's soul and forced you to play in a tournament for a fucking card game because he wanted your necklace as part of some retarded illegal artifact smuggling scheme or some shit.
Hated that kid.
Aiden Hill
Have you guys seen this video
Jose Gonzalez
I love how this three(?) year old meme from Yea Forums (or was it /wwe/?) is now being spammed. Just show's how pathetically unoriginal the newfags of today are.
Jaxson Ward
>that kid in the locker room who would enter third person and position the camera to stare at the ween of the kid behind him
Jeremiah Nelson
How do you ask a girl out
Brandon Davis
>memetubers
No and I don't want to
Carson Nguyen
>there was nothing modelled in there and the girls that went in stopped just inside the door doing their walking cycle in place
Sebastian Cox
I have no idea.
Charles Cox
Natural instinct of not wanting to show your butt or dirty your pants on the ground? Or maybe noticing with your peripheral vision that people were pissing with their pants still on?
Hudson Rogers
I did, with your mom last night.
Anthony Clark
>that kid who corrupted YOUR save file by turning the console off while saving
I'll never forgive you Kelvin.
Henry Turner
spotted the incel
Zachary Mitchell
I "installed" a program that would just open and close the optical drive indefinetly. Fun thing is you had to RUN the program so I simply renamed it "readme"
Evan Jackson
put your balls on her face duh
Ryan Cruz
If I knew I wouldn't be here, friend
Sebastian Myers
>being so gay you're insecure about other guys seeing your butt
Wyatt Gonzalez
>Friend and I are really into yugioh in elementary school
>Some random kid got Obelisk the Tormentor and my friend really wants it.
>while we have free time, he somehow got his locker code and broke in and stole it.
>Kid comes in 5 minutes later and starts crying that it's missing.
>I end up being lumped in with my friend after he gets caught since I was talking to him about how he shouldn't do it.
Fuck you Trevor, I know you didn't even know how to fucking play and just wanted it because it was in the anime.
Josiah Rogers
>italians
Maybe in southern Italy or flamboyant millennials, I'm from northern Italy and I never see boys greeting with kisses.
Oliver Martin
>that kid who got raped
Justin Martin
spotted the redditor
Oliver Hill
Did Trevor have KoolAid stains on his mouth?
Camden Sanders
>That kid that got a crit and one shot the school bully
Christopher Brooks
plus her pussy will have memorised the feeling of your cock, and won't want anything else.
Samuel Collins
>that kid who fell down the stairs head first, had a seizure, and logged out forever
i wonder if they ever fixed that bug
Austin Jenkins
>that kid who fucking died
Justin Myers
>that tsundere girl who secretly liked you and would throw rolled up paper scraps at your head
Logan Campbell
Nevermind, you're from reddit. Go back.
Isaiah Reed
She wasn't good looking anyways. She got over her emo phase half a year later.
Joseph Jackson
>that one kid who was spoiled rotten and smelled like shit because they never took out their dogs and the shit and pissed all over their clothes who had almost 30 sealed games in a drawer he never looked at
>tfw you went into their house when they weren't home because they didn't lock the door and you took 11 games and they never even noticed
Nathan Foster
>trusting guys who stick their dicks inside other guys
Tell me you don't actually do this.
Kayden Myers
>kid asks to borrow my copy of Pikmin 2
>say yes
>literally just shoves the disc in his pocket
>always "forgets" to bring it back, a couple years go by and quit bothering to ask about it
>becomes running joke with a couple friends behind his back that he takes everyone's games and sells them or loses them, Pikmin 2 being the one we always refer to because it was once a multiplayer favorite of ours we don't get to play anymore because of him
>one night friends are all together, feeling like a big shot so ask the guy to his face to give the game back because I just wanted to force him to admit that he stole it and hoped I would forget
>at first pretends he doesn't know what I'm talking about, eventually says he'll find it
>days later eventually says he "lost it", we laugh
>few months later get a package in the mail
>brand new, sealed copy of Pikmin 2
>ask friend, he says "yeah I felt bad so I just got you a new copy"
>look up on ebay, sealed copies were going for about $200 at the time
Sometimes those kids grow up to realize they were that kid
Chase Jackson
>That kid that the developers forgot about and didn't program any interactions with because they ran out of time
It was me
Xavier Powell
yep, most emo girls look like the canker sisters underneath all that hair, unfortunately.
Luke Rodriguez
This image is retarded. Their expectations were literally world war 3 and totalitarian fascism
Aiden Cook
Dude it's your fucking ass. People thought you were weird because you lack bare minimum social intelligence.
Cooper Morales
>that one kid who accidentally noclipped through the ground
I wonder if he's still out there falling into the void.
Asher Thomas
Have you seen the line to your mum's house? I ain't got that kind of time to spend
Chase Howard
Its probably a cliche but dont think too hard about what your going to say, once you tell her you like her it will probably come naturally. Thinking about a girl for hours every night makes it fairly easy when the time actually comes. Also make sure you two are alone, obviously.
Hudson Ross
Levi Taylor
he stole the new copy from someone else
Luis Clark
>that kid who sold rare items from his dungeon crawls at lunch
He took a party with him every time he departed, but always returned alone
Connor Cruz
>that one kid who stood up to the mean teacher
Adrian Robinson
The ends justify the means.
Matthew Diaz
>that kid who liked touching you
Grayson Powell
played a lot of minecraft in AV tech
where you at Max?
Hunter Perez
you what?
William Johnson
>that kid who aggroed all the bullies and lead them to you before logging out
Thomas Sullivan
I have. Garlic girl just needed to fuck off
William Flores
>tfw she doesn't even have a facebook
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dylan Rivera
Jason Lopez
>that kid who was strong enough to human flag himself.
Carson Gonzalez
>having a social media account
What the fuck are you doing user?
Juan Adams
>tfw actually asked that girl out
>tfw she actually said yes
>tfw she broke up with me four days later because I never had a gf before and I had no fucking clue what I was doing.
Hehe.... video games am I right boys. it got a lot worse too but if I wanted to tell all of it I would be green texting all day.
Jacob Perez
>that kid who was gay for you because of your big butt but also repulsed by your lack of hygiene and social awareness
Joshua White
Based. That means she didn't fall for the social media meme and is a worthy girl that should be married. The question remains, why did you?
Brody Sanchez
>be friends with an older kid that fucking dies
>teacher mentions how she has a student in a higher year
>asks us if we know him
>she mentions the name
>i go yeah i know him
>asks what's wrong with him and why doesn't attend anymore
>he's missing out on important lessons etc etc.
>"miss, he's my neighbor, he died weeks ago"
Brandon Carter
>That kid who threw desks and had a violent tantrum every other day
Was it grades 1-3?
Dominic Lee
>that one kid that made the teacher cry
Ethan Long
>let's get lunch sometime
if she says ok
>cool, here's my number, I'll text you when I'm omw
ggez
Henry Price
my one got pregnant at 20 and now only posts depressing single mother photos on facebook.
Lucas Ward
don't feel too bad, no one really knows what they're doing in high school
Adrian Wright
>That kid that figured out how to remotely shut down every computer in the school via Command Prompt
>He shuts down the teachers computer every day until he loses his shit
Based Asian student
Bentley Lewis
Literally me
Jayden Barnes
>why did you?
so I could jerk off to girls I know duh
but how the fuck do I even find that girl
Jaxson Butler
>tfw I'm that kid
Kevin Fisher
It’s funny how all the huge tit girls look like small C cups now.
Ryan Richardson
>that kid who told us shit like Mew being under the truck, but we believed him because he actually had a Mew
>years later I realize the fucking fag was probably using an Game Shark or Action Replay
>all those years eating up all his bulshit
Liam Parker
>that fucking feel when knowing that I could have had something if I wasn't such a clueless helpless autistic that didn't see the signs at first
>I will never see her again because I moved away
It's been like two years and I probably wouldn't have bought so many fucking dragon dildos to cope with the loneliness. Oh well.
Hudson Butler
>that boy who would touch or slap your butt because he thought it was funny
Adam Young
>that kid who got blamed for everything because he had a speech impediment and couldn't articulate his innocence quickly enough
sorry Alejandro, but someone had to fall and it wasn't going to be me.
Ethan Green
>that kid who is overly generous and kind to you because they really want to be your friend
Camden Kelly
other response is right,everyone does retarded shit that their mind will bring up years later as you lay in bed.this sounds stupid but the less you let it bother you the more you will improve
you then and now are two different people,have a good day user
Leo Perry
>make friend in elementary school
>didn't have much friends so was pretty happy
>eventually goes over to my place, play some vidya together, have a good time
>getting late, he's heading out to go home
>cool, let me see you out
>notice a box shaped object in his jacket
>ask him to open up
>tried to steal this PS game from me (don't remember which one, might have been Yugioh)
>thought he was just playing a prank, like take it and hide it somewhere in my naivety
>take it back and laugh it off, tell him I'll see him later
>the realization only really hit me like a few months later that he tried to steal something from me
>couldn't really comprehend that someone would try to be my friend only to steal something from me
I wasn't a bright kid.
Ethan Smith
come on, this board is full of normies now.
Sebastian Williams
shit i have like 4 of these kill me
Tyler Long
such as?
Hudson Baker
sorry David.
I still have the first two bioshock games
Aiden Cruz
>that cute smart blonde girl that showed interest in you before you had any idea what that meant
Adrian Gutierrez
i had the same thing except i let a friend borrow my ATV:offroad fury 2 disc and a week later he said it was "scratched and he threw it out" but wouldnt let me see the disc
Logan Wilson
u got a booger in your stache
Christian Myers
>even if I get a gf now i'll fuck it up because no previous experience
John White
Don't remind me.
Jason Robinson
>that girl who was murdered by her boyfriend less than a year after graduating
Logan Ward
>Never had one of these
>Looking back, realize never even had a "tfw girl liked me but was too autistic to notice"
None of you people would believe the things I've felt over the years
Gabriel Walker
>that guy that brought missingno to school and glitched all the sprites
what a day that was
>that one teacher was permanently stuck that way
Charles Howard
Had it coming for not being with a nice guy such as yourself.
Aaron White
>that kid who introduced everyone to degaussing monitors and caused the teacher to lose his shit from 40+ computers degaussing randomly throughout each class
I was that kid.
Caleb Foster
Why did you have to get Mr. Collins started about his dead wife? That shit made the rest of my day somber as fuck.
Hunter Scott
Tax breaks and being listed as family in situations like medical emergencies. If you're not married and one of you gets in a coma or something, the other can't make medical decisions on their behalf because you're not family.
Leo Diaz
then go out and fuck up,its shit advice but its the only way to improve and build up knowledge on why kind of gf relationship you want.just dont let the other person walk over you "just to have a gf"....happened to a friend who didnt listen and it was depressing to watch even after we warned him
Connor Edwards
>that kid that tried to groundpound off the top of the slide and broke her coccyx
My sister, my parents’ obligation, and yet somehow I’m being held responsible?
Aaron Young
you joke but he was unironically a beta orbiter until they started dating
Alexander Hernandez
did the same thing last week
she didn't have a facebook either but when i googled her name she was in linked in and she looked fucking fine with the business lady with glasses style
now I know where she works
I just have to scout it out for a few days to figure out her schedule and then casually "bump" into her
Dominic Gomez
>tfw around 14
>actually retarded, so still had no concept of sex
>17 year old girl i meet first time asks if I like her
>say yes, why not
>tells me to go with her
>starts french kissing me
>too retarded to comprehend this
>get taken to the bathroom, told to lie down
>say no
>she tries to press it
>her dad walks in
>never see her again
Brody Reyes
>that senior who asked you to prom but you said no cause she had red hair and i wanted to play demon's souls
she was actually pretty cute and smoked a ton of weed, which i was very into at the time. i fucked up but seriously she could've been mistaken for my sister
Thomas Morgan
That kid was a fucking nerd, dude. Everyone made fun of that kid.
Isaac Bennett
>that kid who frame-perfect parries all of the school shooter's bullets
Aaron Perry
>scam
For who? Is she an MRA or some shit?
Mason White
How? For beta fucks like me it was the opposite.
Isaiah Miller
>That kid who used the school's wifi to stream porn on his PSP
Samuel Lee
>but seriously she could've been mistaken for my sister
hot, you really missed out
Julian Harris
>denying a female of your own kind
you broke the ginge code. now your species will die out.
Blake Stewart
>that kid who installed videogames to the school fileserver
Josiah Scott
I wish you well with the inevitable chase through the airport before she leaves on her business trip.
Aiden Martin
>thanks for letting me borrow the game user it was fun!
>what?? it was like that when you gave it to me!
Asher Bailey
>that kid that was utterly convinced that Bruce Lee could fire chi blasts from his hands
Kayden Garcia
>That girl who actually liked you but you were too worried about your friends hating you
Jack Ramirez
>from elementary all the way to highschool, I would always end up in the class this happens in
>middle school math substitute teacher retired after our class
>our high school health class caused a complete change in rules at the school
Cameron Sanders
My one friend would tell us all about Dragonball episodes that hadn't aired in the US yet, because his uncle showed him some imported Japanese copies. Except that watched them entirely in Japanese, and he wasn't the most attentive boy, so he got everything half wrong. And we still ate it up.
It was a surprise to find out Majin Vegeta wasn't the fusion between Vegeta and Buu, that ended up being too powerful and unstable so he exploded.
Luis Myers
>that kid that invited you over and you had sandwiches for dinner
Cameron Hernandez
>that thot who fucked some guy then told everyone she was raped because she regretted it.
Nathan Bailey
7th thru 12th.
Michael Russell
>that kid who passed out during an all-nighter event in middle school and had his penis pulled out for all to see while he was asleep
Isaiah Evans
To this day I'll never understand how people managed to do this. I feel like I'm one of the 34 people on the planet who always put a disc back in its case when finished using it.
Brayden Gutierrez
People aren't dumb. She will know what you're doing, retard.
Colton Rogers
>class ends
>run down the hallway to the entrance making gentle jet noises
>extend arms and break out into afterburner noises
>zoom out of the entrance into the fresh air
>only 1 person ever asked about it
i honestly dont know
Brandon Turner
>get invited over for dinner
>Witness family fighting
>also don’t like what they made and sit with a mostly fully plate the whole night
Leo Hughes
>that kid that stunk of shit all the time and was eventually found to be wearing diapers
Dylan Nguyen
>15 years ago
>cute nerdy girl compliments my eyes
>instead of saying "thank you" or returning a compliment, I deflect the compliment by mentioning something unrelated I didn't like
>she looks crestfallen
That exchange stuck with me all these years.
Levi Parker
The medical part is scary, you could get killed and your organs harvested by your scummy doctor and there would be nothing you could do about it.
Christopher Flores
>that kid who setup his N64 in the handicap bathroom stall by secretly stowing a CRT in the janitor's closet and bringing a powerstrip
Nelson you were kind of a jerk but man you sucked at those Kirby 64 mini-games
Robert Murphy
That was you, you little shit.
Jordan Perez
>older brother was really into Yugioh in elementary school
>also had Obelisk the Tormentor
>a classmate in my kindergarten class and his older brother (?) wound up playing with him one time
>wound up stealing it
Alexander Nguyen
man, why the fuck do people get into screaming matches with each other when there's company over? That shit was always awkward as hell
Angel Mitchell
basically me except it was my friends off and on girlfriend,shes worked at hooters in college and now is some sort of model
>somehow gets my number and she tells me she knows i have a big dick
>best friends of the dating friend beside me
>play it off
John Gonzalez
>that kid who had Pokemon Red and Blue on his USB
Josiah Cruz
People are dumb. I'm just dumber than most.
Jacob Cook
It was a woman user, I made a woman cry. Now if I made a supposedly ruthlesss man cry I'd be proud of myself.
We got into an argument, I forgot what it was but she ended up crying because I made her feel insecure. If something like this happened now I'd just ignore and move on.
Colton Foster
SAUCE !
Joseph Wood
>that kid who pantst you in class and literally kissed your ass because you told him to kiss your ass
Bentley Thomas
>there was nothing modelled there and the girls would just be teleported to a room somewhere in the skybox
Lucas Baker
just look up tanlines on sadpanda
Alexander Hughes
How did he not just accuse you?
Tyler Williams
i was that kid and it was Age of Empires 2
Ian Nguyen
>sleepover at friends house
>you wake up first and have breakfast with the rest of his family alone
>his mom doesn't even fuck you
Nolan Campbell
i already planned it out
she works in a business district
shit's filled with office buildings and malls
i'll just pretend i was buying shit from one of the malls
hell, she probably even eats in one of the malls for her lunch break
i'll bump into her there and we can now have a sort of catching up date
Jayden Lewis
yeah i would only have punched her a few times
Joseph Morgan
>friends parents start fighting
Or worse
>friend starts fighting with his mum
Or even worse
>friends mum brings you into the argument by asking if you agree with her
Ryder Mitchell
Shout out to whoever the fuck put Halo portable on the fileserver before they restricted that. Everyone had it on their assigned laptops and every other class would be full Blood Gulch deathmatches.
David Collins
this but unironically
Aaron Davis
>go on vacation with friend and family, another one of our friends tag along
>his mom and dad get into huge fights while we are all in a cabin together up in the mountains
>we can hear him beating her ass up stairs as we play monopoly
> dude is screaming about how it was his vacation and she ruined it, repeating it
>cops show up, arrest him
>they get a divorce down the line, that friend becomes a total fuck up pot junky, is a total brain dead loser now
>the other guy I was with there shout at each other that this is our vacation ten years later because secretly we both found it funny while hearing him scream that as we played monopoly downstairs
Joshua Young
It’s a LARP.
William James
i hope you weren't signed into linkedin because it fucking tells them you looked at their profile
Blake Lee
>eating dinner with a german friend and his family
>everyones laughing and smiling
>want to make a good impression
>open mouth
>"ya know you guys are great i dont know why everyone thought germans were nazi's"
>stunned silence followed by awkward silence
>still meet friend but his family acts stiff now
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING AHHHHHH
Adam Murphy
Called her an ugly worthless teacher in an argument. She was a cunt to everyone and couldn't teach for shit. I had her for 4 classes and couldn't stand the skank.
Alexander Foster
>that school shooter who got kicked by punkbuster before he could fire one shot
Brody Martin
>That kid who stole your copy of Mario Party 2 and acted like it was an accident when the cart had your fucking name on it
Jaxson Long
i cant remember the game but it was some multiplayer 2D shooter with a cookie gun that sent you dfly across the map
fucking everyone played it together in class
Benjamin Edwards
Hey ! I remember this !
Joseph Ward
>being a third wheel for a couple because you have nothing else to do and they give you free food and shit
>they start arguing
>it gets physical
>driver gets mad as hell and says he's going to crash the fucking car
Samuel Harris
Not him, but probably because people saw the retard sticking the usb in computers and not user.
Landon Morris
>that kid who sabotaged my already shitty relationship because they liked me
>came in to help me get over it
>acted all shy and nice for months waiting for me to pop the question
>at one point just said fuck it and forced themselves upon me
>since they were a good 7/10 I went for it
>didnt find out they fucked my relationship up for years until we saw how shitty my ex was doing as the last 3 guys she fucked gave her diseases
The universe is fucked sometimes
Gavin Bell
what
Jose Collins
We are 33 now, Jimmy died last week.
Caleb Parker
Bokuben
Not porn, but cute sometimes
Ayden Martin
>Our high school health class caused a complete change in rules at the school.
What the actual fuck did you do?
Thomas Thompson
>that fat cunt that still has your copy of animal crossing
Jeremiah Long
>That kid who's uncle apparently works for Nintendo
Fuck you Aaron
Gabriel Carter
>friend starts being a whiny bitch
>me and his mom make fun of him for it
Elijah Howard
>455628782
>455628035
...when I was in school we had Math Blaster.
Cooper Jones
>since they were a good 7/10 I went for it
>they
What?
Dylan Perry
Me and my two friends each only bought one god card just to make games more fun/unique. Anime effects of course
Brandon Taylor
Games where the villain wins?
Anthony Anderson
Aw man not Jimmy. He really shouldn't have tried to eat the world.
Ryder Hughes
i dont even have an account there
Parker Bennett
>That kid who's parents marriage was on the rocks so they would repeatedly try to one-up each other trying to be the cool parent
>mfw the dad bought me three games so his son had someone else to play them with
Carson Nguyen
>that kid who claimed he can do a double ollie after playing tony hawks pro skater
youtube.com
Kayden Barnes
>that kid that was just a joke character
it was me
Brody Cook
>that girl you always hung out with alone, know she liked you too but you were too insecure to seal the deal
>stop hanging out eventually and never see each other again
Watched Initial D last summer and didn't expect to get hit by my exact situation in anime form. Pouring one out for Iketani.
Jose Allen
i really dont know i truly wanted to say something nice in my head but what came out of my mouth was completely different,i was pretty young then and read a lot of my limited knowledge about germans came from WW2 books
Jacob Flores
Why do all modern websites do that shit. Annoying as fuck.
Joseph Russell
>that kid whose mom kept making flirty comments because you complimented her cooking
Evan Lopez
kek
Bentley Sanchez
>that guy who borrowed your games then lends them out
I got them back but what the fuck
Matthew Flores
>that kid who thought he was the cool kid of the group
>everyone gets gfs/wives/kids
>turns out you were the third wheel the whole time
Mason Adams
>tfw I was that kid and installed CS 1.6 NoSteam on every school computer but never got to play it for more than 3 minutes at a time
Christopher Butler
>class gets a pet turtle
>autismo kid that everyone jokes about gets to have it first because teacher feels bad for him
>next day turtle is gone
>class bully starts talking shit to autismo saying that he killed it or something
>class bully goes up to beat the shit out of him
>autismo starts vibrating furiously
>mfw he fucking banishes the bully to a parallel universe
>mfw never got to keep "The Quick" for a day
Asher Davis
>that girl with massive tits that you flirted back and forth with for 6 years only to never have the balls to ask her out or do anything about it
>straight after school she has a kid
i think i made the correct decision
Luis Gutierrez
Nobody likes a stalker.
Cooper Ward
>That kid who got such a bad score on a test it overflowed to a full 10
Fucking asshole, they patched the tests after that
Brandon Harris
I am an enthusiast thank you very much.
Jeremiah Hill
>that guy who put all of his stats on charisma but none on str/int
>stupid tiny fucker still manages steals my prom date
Jacob Butler
>be 8 and at this dumb workshop class that my parents made me join
>most other kids were the same way: parents forced them there
>everybody just wants to go home so they don't really talk to each other
>girl greets me all the time and talks to me despite my disinterest
>asks me for help when she doesn't understand something
>at one point, when we were done for the day, she introduces me to her sister with a big smile
>I plainly greet her and leave it at that
>go home for and play some video games
I hate being autistic.
Oliver Lopez
Get married.
Leo Collins
>got that girl, probably went out with me out of pity from asking so much
>fucked it up and at every possible turn, absolutely embarrassing relationship
>never had a gf since
Levi Collins
who told you it was ironic ?
Charles Nelson
>he’s big
Isaiah Cooper
That kid who clipped through the floor.
We never saw him again.
Adam Sullivan
good god it hurts
Levi Long
20yo college guy trying to build himself, any advice for avoiding despair user?
Owen Ortiz
this is a fucking starcraft post hold on
Nicholas Morris
>she
Sorry, so used to saying they in discussions since its just easier
Chase Long
Is this the Starcraft general?
Carson Brown
urmum ;(
Dominic Harris
>Boohoo, girls LIKED me! High school was so SHIT Yea Forumsros................
Eat buckshot you fucking normalfaggots, you don't belong here
Colton Brown
That only works if the dad isn't there, dummy.
Bentley Taylor
Walk up to her and make noises. Her primal instincts should kick in.
Elijah Cooper
>that kid that could move around outside the boundaries and get upskirts all day long
Nolan Collins
fucking found it
Andrew Nelson
>borrowed game from my older cousin
>"hey user, the last time i loaned a game out, they ran off with it and never gave it back, but you're a good kid so i trust you."
>never get a chance to bring it back because my family stops visiting them
>eventually moved out of state
>the disc is now lost to time
Her brother even got me into Runescape on his PC. I hope I didn't make her too upset.
Zachary Phillips
Hudson Gonzalez
I actually knew it was from there but I didn't have the pic. I've been looking for it for a long time, thanks friend.
Bentley Martinez
>that kid who forms his group of fightan game bros
>they all eventually start to splinter off into smaller factions, occasionally hanging out together like the old days
>went to Japan together, got gfs, the works
Except me. I can never play Melty without crying again.
William Adams
>that kid that tried to run on the walls in the 5th grade infront of the principle after playing prince of persia and got banned from the 5th grade field trip to bush gardens
>that kid that cried and sobbed until they unbanned him from the trip
>that kid that his 5th grade teacher threw the field trip t-shirt at and said "so does that mean I'm going?" and then the teacher responding with "see what I have to put up with"
>tfw that kid was me
Jayden Green
>That kid who accidentally clipped through the floor into the dev room, and had to get the principal to respawn him
>Was threatened to be expelled if he didn't explain what he was doing beforehand to end up in there
Gabriel Moore
>that kid that blamed you when the teacher took your friend's video game even though it wasn't your fault
Isaiah Powell
how does that even make sense?
Kayden Ramirez
>That "friend" who asked for your Runescape account password
>That same "friend" who stole your Runescape account
Jayden Gutierrez
>tfw was legit that kid and always forgot to bring the games back because I have a terrible memory but no one believed me
>eventually always returned the games when the stars aligned and I was able to remember
Waking up at 5am and having insomnia didn't help either. Sorry to whoever it affected.
John Morgan
>that kid who bullied you but then apologized
Has this ever happened to you Yea Forums? In my case he kept his word and actually wanted to be my friend. I just went along with it.
Ryan Baker
>That "friend" who gave me his Runescape account password when I asked for it
Christopher Phillips
i never had bullies
i never had any social interaction with anyone besides the teachers
Wyatt Reed
>be like 2 or 3
>fucking crazy kid bullying everyone because he's massive
>actually scratched some kids eyes
>comes to bully me, pushes me over, tries to sit on me
>kick upwards
>sends him flying
>he says this is fun, do it again
>never bothered me again
Hunter Sanders
no, you copied a batch file from the internet. Pleb. I disabled all the cd rom drives in my lab to stop kids like you having any fun. Plus they just got full of gum and who uses cd roms these days anyways? My newer pcs don't have them.
Alexander Ward
>borrow ninety nine nights from friend of a friend back in 2006
>friend moves away and my have no idea how to contact the other friend to give his game back
>still have the game and case to this day
I swear I'll find you one day and return it.
Ethan Allen
>that kid who took advantage of the disjointed hitbox on one of his arm animations to feel a girl's bare boob through her shirt and bra
Angel Garcia
>that kid who cheated on an exam by harvesting the lifeforce of living beings to reverse time
Jose King
>be me a girl
>I was 11 the time
>meet a boy who had the same interest of comics and vidya
>he was legit nice to you
>you have crush on him
>confess
>start dating
>break up 1 hour later because parents won't approve
>both of feel sad
>few years later
>discover he's the chad of his secondary school
>feel a great sadness in my heart due i missing out
here's another story
>be me 11 years old
>girl who likes the company of me
>kinda loves me
>primary school ends
>never hear from her again
>after realising a few years later that she might wanted to be my gf or best friend with her vague wording of stuff
>sadness hits because i was too dense
i'm 20 and and it has been 9 years but still won't let go of these two
Jaxon Ortiz
holy fuck i just love that gif so much. just look at him crunch away at that water!
Nicholas Jackson
Dont think like that user, it doesnt have to turn out like that
Tyler Ortiz
bing bing wahoooo
William Cruz
Having a girlfriend actually helped me get over some of my social insecurities and my public speaking skills actually improved a lot ever since so now I can have more than 2 friends and get along with people and now that she feels like shit I can help her get over her ex
>inb4 cuck
At least I got to taste tomboy puss before any of you retards
Jonathan Wilson
Nig I was like 10 back then, cut me some slack
Ethan Robinson
27 years old here
Make reasonable goals hat you can work while also enjoying life every now and then. Get a liking to studying and try to either follow your dreams or get into a field that allows you to work and have time for yourself and your hobbies..
There's really no secret, just be reasonable with your goals.
Daniel King
enemies are the best teachers.
I was bullied therefore Iknow more than you.
Jason Robinson
You're a disgrace to tomboybros
Joseph Gray
You can be my girlfriend if you want?
Blake Miller
>that kid who shit his pants and tried to despawn it in the hallway
Jace Roberts
>that kid that doesn't seem to understand
Adam Morgan
>going to prom
you want to know how I know you're pathetic? prom is a scam and is overhyped as being one of the best moments of your life. It's fucking retarded. Fuck women and fuck prom
Connor Flores
>that kid who built speed for 30 days so he could go to school in 0.5 steps
Aaron Perry
me
Nolan Myers
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
Adam King
Did eggy actually get a cute girlfriend? What the fuck
Bentley Morgan
>numale anime poster
>calling anyone pathetic
Oh no
Luke Sullivan
>implying I didn't post an anime gif to bait more retards
dance for me
Dylan Bennett
>friend borrows HoMM IV from me
>lost it because he was moving out
>actually buys me Heroes I, II, III and IV to compensate my loss
I'm gonna miss that box, but it was a long time since I've had a way to play III, so it's not all bad.
Joseph Sanchez
>dude what if nightclubs are adult proms?
Nathaniel Allen
>had a friend who's first name was also my last name
>trip to a Zoo was being planned
>because he got in trouble many times he wasnt allowed to go
>day of the trip he sneaks on the bus
>he tries to hide behind me but gets noticed
>teacher sees him, looks on the roster she has
>same teacher constantly mixes us up
>sees my last name and thinks its him and lets him go
>we had a good day
Jeremiah Peterson
This pasta never gets stale.
Chase Carter
>mfw my school didn't have prom
>mfw I literally never went to school on the last day
I don't care if this is real or not but if you don't let go of the past you'll never be happy
Luis Richardson
>that kid that romanced the boss into submission
Kayden Martinez
what the fuck mate
Anthony Edwards
I made friends with all my bullies because I enjoy psychologically destroying people.
Jonathan Gray
>he didn't suit up and get laid on prom
LMAOing @ your life
Ryan Brooks
I know this feel all too well. I transferred schools a lot as a kid, practically a new school each year and barely attended. I don't have memories of being a kid basically.
Kayden Gray
I didn't even go to prom. My friends didn't have much to share when I asked them how it was.
Carter Green
I saw a fear years ago on facebook that my elementary school bully hung himself. I had a good chuckle.
William Wood
>that kid who brought a modded gun to school and got perma'd when he walked through the front door
David Rivera
>was in a school with 200+ kids
>litterally only 10 white kids and about 6 mexican kids
>most ghetto school in the district
>had to go there anyway since it was 10 minuyes away from my home
>prom was held in the lobby of a fucking Quality Inn
Camden Reyes
>went to an all black school because it had a great computer program where you could get certifications for becoming a network technician or anything else you wanted
>all the white kids in the school took those classes but no blacks
really jogs my noggin
Andrew Sanchez
>that complete dickhead teacher who died during the semester
Nicholas Gonzalez
Is this a normal thing? Because I remember going to some white kid's birthday party when I was like 6 and he smooched me right on the lips
Tyler Scott
In Jr high my class got lanyards banned. People kept hitting each other with the metal clip on it so we had to switch to having our IDs laminated in from of our agendas.
Ethan Sullivan
>When the IT teacher's away
What was your school's game of choice?
Kayden Hernandez
nice going there
Dennis fuck you
Daniel Rogers
underrated
Easton James
>turning 26 this summer
>been working a fucking factory floor for the past 4 years while trying to figure out what to do with myself, haven't made in any progress in life at all apart from getting /fit/
>a couple of months ago I finally decided enough is enough
>applied for several bachelors courses for this fall, with a clear goal in mind career wise
>5 year plan is degree and then a decent job, my own place (house, apartment, complex, doesn't even matter) with at least one garage/indoors parking and an RX-7 (and a shitbox for daily/winter use)
If it doesn't work out I can at least say I tried before I leech off welfare and kill myself in my 30's
Carter Morgan
>needing to have your ID displayed
zoom zoom
Luis Howard
>the autoshop teacher is out again so we get the woodshop teacher as a sub and watch michael bay transformers for the fifth time
Gavin James
So preparing to lose then.
Jace Allen
I rigged the computer lab computers to launch the flash version of youtu.be
Elijah King
a girl was kinda nice to me in western civ class when i started community college after the military. I immediately asked to go to lunch with her that day.
We've been married six years.
Camden Lopez
Stick Cricket
Tyler Harris
I became friends with most of my elementary / middle school bullies in high school
Not super great friends or anything but I let bygones be bygones, they had clearly changed over the years
One of them only bullied me because his dad went to jail in 2nd grade
Oliver Barnes
>He doesn't know
You should look up what he said on twitter on the 5th.
TLDR his gf got him to pay for her college expenses and cheated on him behind his back.
Austin Smith
This but it was the bitch who ran the front desk
>always too busy fucking eating or talking with teachers to let anyone in half the the time
Isaac Murphy
I remember jumping off the swing set and trying to flutter-jump for extra height
Christian Lopez
Jordan Davis
>they all eventually start to splinter off into smaller factions
I noticed this a lot in high school. Old big groups of friends suddenly just turning smaller and groups. I to this day don't understand why it happened.
Michael Robinson
>that kid who fucking DIED
Jack James
What courses and what career are you looking at? I'm in almost the exact same spot as you and can't see a way out.
Cooper Watson
I expected him of all people to see that coming
Julian Flores
>Didn't go to semi-formal
>Didn't go to prom
>Didn't go to class trip
>Never left house
>No friends
>No girlfriends
>No one even interested romantically
>Nothing to fondly look back on nor anything to look back on and say "damn, I missed out"
Who here /completelysociallyisolated/?
Noah Roberts
>When you manage to trick someone into going to feetman.com
It's kind of a shame the site's now long dead.
Brandon Foster
Probably all 4channers already finished school at that point
Carter Taylor
I once lent a kid my copy of ff9, when he gave it back to me it had a scratch all the way through to the other side of disk one.
I got him back though, borrowed a copy of pokemon and never gave it back to him.
Fuck you Aaron.
Noah Hernandez
>liveleak watermark
Alexander Brown
>Nothing to fondly look back on nor anything to look back on and say "damn, I missed out"
It's the worst trust me you don't want that shit
Jason Taylor
>that kid who scrawled on himself with black marker and jumped on desks yelling "I'm Spiderman!"
Brody Cook
What was going through his head?
Isaac Howard
>>Didn't go to semi-formal
>>Didn't go to prom
>>Didn't go to class trip
>>Never left house
>>No girlfriends
>>No one even interested romantically
Yes to all of these but I got along with everyone, even if I was kind of an edgelord. I also had 2 autistic friends, one cool guy friend and a literal autist that tagged along. I do think there was a girl interested in me but I didn't talk to her so I'll never be sure. Honestly the thing I miss the most is being able to get home and play vidya until I fall asleep everyday.
Tyler King
>That one kid that got the permission to install Counter Strike on every computers in the computer lab but only if it used a texture mod that turned every character in green or blue featureless dummies and removed all the blood
>That other asshole kid that found out how to remove the mod and got the game fucking removed from every computer for breaching the agreement
Jose Powell
>he won't do anything because I'm a child hon hon
Bentley Nguyen
There was a running challenge in our highschool to get each other and teachers to open 1guy1jar.
Brandon Sanchez
If your not a fag I can forgive dabbing the grease off of the pizza, but a fork and knife is straight up non-human
William Bailey
that guys foot
James Russell
>That kid that removed the ball from every mouse and got the computer class cancelled because "the mice were broken"
Asher Taylor
You weren't socially isolated at all, why even reply?
Jackson Russell
Chicago style is an exception, but honestly it's not really pizza.
Joseph Hill
>I was that kid
>tfw we just kept playing cs and dota with a straight face so that we'll look like making our project
all me
>
Cameron Carter
>but a fork and knife is straight up non-human
a PLASTIC fork and knife at that
James Hughes
>mfw I was unashamedly that kid
>my dad’s job required us to move around a lot
>everytime we were about to move, I’d ask to borrow a couple games from some kid a couple days prior to moving day
>they lend it to me, and my family moves so I never return it
>managed to cop about a dozen free games this way
Was really fun, I hated moving all the time at first but it was pretty cool to live in a bunch of different states
Jack Hill
>someone leaves their computer unattended during IT class
>put meatspin on and turn off the monitor
Sebastian Hill
>unironically buying an RX-7
prepare to do lots of maintenance
Jeremiah Collins
The answer is always the same user.
>x and y are butt buddies but y can't stand z
>x and y start hanging out amongst themselves secretly, eventually leaving z in the dust
Levi Richardson
I decided on PR, media and communications. Pretty much every big company out there needs at least one asshole to act as the communcations manager and publish social media updates, articles, press releases etc.
Basically what I did is I took a day off where I just sat down and had a long, hard think at what kind of job I could see myself being satisfied with. I already knew I want to be white-collar, if I stay in labour my body is gonna break. I also know I'm hopeless at math, and that I would like something that involves spending a lot of time writing shit. Then I went through all sites for education, career tips and so on looking for something that could fit the bill
Try and find something realistically achievable, that you could see yourself being content with, and make a plan on how to get there
We're gonna make it user, one day we'll be the comfy boomers
James Gutierrez
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Dylan Kelly
Half agree.
It's worth doing but it's not the most amazing thing ever. After prom can be a lot of fun though, but prom is more for the woman than you. Kind of like a wedding.
t. Been to three proms and two of them sucked.
Xavier Smith
>Didn't go to semi-formal
>Didn't go to prom
>Didn't go to class trip
>Never left house
>No friends
>No girlfriends
>No one even interested romantically
>Nothing to fondly look back on nor anything to look back on and say "damn, I missed out"
>Struck gold in life by getting honorable degree during college and several additional studies later on
>Open up a middle sized company that gathers natural resources for the Chinese and make a couple million dollars a year
>Start traveling with my sisters that actually like that stuff and make good memories
>Pass time and spoil my nieces like they are my own children
>Never had the necessity to have a family of my own
I'm actually kind of satisfy the way thing are turning out to be, the only thing that bothers me are calls of former classmates that ask for favors and shit. Hell one of them asked me for an apprenticeship on my company for her son, he's already 19 years old
Juan Wilson
I was an air force brat. I never borrowed games without being able to return them because my parents weren't dogshit and taught me right and wrong. Glad I didn't turn out like you.
Wait, we're both here.
Fuck.
Noah Mitchell
the sole of his shoe
Elijah King
>it was that crazy girl in 8th grade that nobody liked
>when she'd pretty much force you to dance with her at a school dance and purposely move your hands on her butt
Too be honest I don't really regret avoiding that one. She was legitimately nuts.
Blake Ortiz
This webm is making me irrationally angry.
Chase Martin
Girl in middle was being oddly nice to me, asking me if I liked any girl or if I liked her despite having a boyfriend. What the fug.
Adam Ortiz
I did the same fucking thing. I still lie in bed at night thinking about it.
Cameron Brooks
>Knew this really cute rocker chick from high school
>Generally innocent. Talked with her lots
>eventually, she started copying my dress aesthetic
>would cuddle up a lot. People comment on us.
>occasionally would go "Hey user.. I.. Never mind."
I'm so fucking livid to this day. When I added 2 and 2 together later, I wanted to hang myself by my fucking balls. Let this be a story to never be a bitch and just be assertive.
Levi Evans
someone post the side by side video of this fag eating on the left and a fatty FEASTING on the right
Austin Parker
My body is ready
Finding a clean one is gonna be the real issue. I'm already looking into import laws for my country
Sebastian Ross
>had oneitis two, maybe three times before 24
>blow it everytime
>nothing but horrible women for the last 5 years
No. It gets worse.
Joseph Sanchez
>19 year old making his mom call companies for apprenticeships
Well, did you accept?
Gavin Cooper
I set a password on the screensaver in a computer store that was connected to all the displays when I was like 8, they called the next day when they figured out it was me and for some reason I still remembered the password. My mom proudly recounts this story any time the subject in any conversation with people goes to me being good with computers. I genuinely can't understand how retarded the personnel was that they couldn't simply reset it without knowing the password and instead went to check the video surveillance footage for hours until they who did it.
Aaron Wright
>homeschooled
>socially retarded because of it with no idea how to interact with people
You people are the closest thing I have to friends
Aiden Taylor
>Retards squander shit like this while I never had a woman interested in me ever
Literally fucking hang yourself
I get so fucking mad reading posts like yours
Connor Brown
>Girl decides to talk to me
>even hang out with me
>Disappears 2 days later
Was it a dream or did I fucking do something to make her just drop out of school!?!?!?!?
Michael Campbell
Stop watching 4Kids.
He wanted to beat Yugi in the tournament to take over Kaibacorp at the wishes of the Big 5 and ise their tech to bring his waifu back to life.
He never gave a shit about the Millenium Puzzle. Get on the Manga my dude
Thomas Murphy
>letting the dream opportunity slip
I fucking hate you if this is real
Ayden Hernandez
>That kid that spent lunch on the roof after finding the hidden ladder access.
Bathing in the sun, eating PB&Js was nice. Then I got caught.
Xavier Miller
Yeah I did, it's pretty hard to climb up here in my country unless you have previous connections or "pituto", powerful parents or being a genius during college
Matthew Ward
>He wanted to beat Yugi in the tournament to take over Kaibacorp
How the fuck does beating Yugi accomplish that.
Nathaniel Diaz
>that kid who wrote a speech pre-high school about skateboarding thanks to THPS
>that same kid who used to just walk around town carrying a skateboard barely ever getting on it
That kid was me, everyone ripped on me for being a poser faggot.
Good times.
Gavin Lewis
If it's any consolation, I wasn't homeschooled and I still turned out to be a shutin NEET with zero social clues whose only "friends" are anonymous posters on an imageboard.
Lincoln Powell
Is the kid white?
If so, you can still go for it.
Asher Walker
Same kind of shit happened to me except she said no when I asked if she liked me back.
Angel Reed
>Chilefag
Well what are the chances
Can I get an apprenticeship please
Lucas Young
>hey user we should like totally go out haha just kidding lol
>she wasn't kidding
>you failed the test
Liam Ward
>"pituto"
I guess i'm fucked then, this country fucking sucks.
Jason Hernandez
Games where good and evil cross paths in the future?
Sebastian Williams
>that "friend" i'd spoken all of 100 words to in my life that asked me to level his fucking fishing for him and just handed me his password like it was nothing
>he had exactly one item of value in his bank, i took it and he called my house later that night (shouldn't have even had my number but he must have asked a mutual friend) screaming and crying
I still feel like a total shithead to this day because I was just as naive and blindly trusting at that age too despite constantly being taken advantage of and yet I still decided to be a cunt knowing exactly how it feels.
David Bell
You're a good guy user. I hope the kid at least works hard and doesnt let you down.
Ryder Jones
>tfw have always worn Vans because I like the way they look but never skated
I'm a simple man
Blake Roberts
me
Xavier Clark
>that kid who always sat on the corner of the classroom
>if anyone approached him he'd do a Flash Kick
>ocassionally threw pencils at other students while yelling SONIC BOOM
Levi Robinson
>Mom: You'll regret not going to prom
>Never regretted it
I showed her.
Isaiah Bell
>my mom: we're too poor for you to go to prom
>me: no problem
Nolan Sanchez
.. he didn't say if he actually went though.
Also I had a fucking blast at my prom so i'm sorry to hear you're angry about that shit.
Then again my prom was a long time ago, might be different now
Mason Allen
Either youve made someone feel your pain, or you now feel someone elses power
Mason Nelson
>You'll regret not going to prom
Every adult told me this too and I still have zero regrets. Same goes for walking the stage.
Elijah Perry
this makes me wish i went to public school instead of predomintally/all-male private schools. I probably wouldn't have gone to college on athletics but shit, I'd rather have a gf than an english degree and some latent homosexuality.
Jackson Parker
vans are top tier shoes, you have fantastic taste user.
Joshua Howard
>loan this faggot gears 2 and odst around 2009-2010
>they come back unplayable with that fucking scratched ring in the middle
>takes forever to replace them because he's trailer trash
>spreads shitty rumor about me afterwards
fuck you faggot good job knocking up a fat juggalette, hope you all die from a meth lab explosion
Jaxon Kelly
I didn't even go to highschool at all lmao
Carter Myers
>Same goes for walking the stage.
only reason I'm doing this for college is because my grandma said she wanted to see me do it
Isaac Evans
here!
i had a few girlfriends, that was all
Colton Kelly
How do I make friends?
Caleb Powell
>Meet girl in college
>She's clearly throwing shade at me
>Kinda cute on her own way but still a 5/10 mrs. skeleton at best
>I could just rub one off
>Still treat her like a friend.
>2 months later
>A fucking chadling on her womb
>Country is going through some shit so she's fucked
No thanks.
Thomas Ross
>tfw I put halo on the share drive for our school and eveyone played it at lunch in the library or in the computer lab
>The school had 3 consistent servers running at any time with people on the
And I kicked everyone's ass on each
Austin Fisher
Pee on their hands.
Isaiah Ramirez
be cool
Jason Gomez
Mom: we took your sister to prom, got her a nice dress and everything
Me: yeah but i'd rather not come home with 4 types of drugs in mr
Mom: okay fair enough
Aaron Gomez
>Bragging about tasting puss
definitely a cuck
Carter Gutierrez
Serious question: is he in the closet?
Cooper Gutierrez
>That kid who used stealth camo to take the elevator without an elevator pass
Grayson Fisher
>That kid who could noclip
Ryder Scott
>that kid who hung himself in the bathrooms
Jayden Johnson
Fuck you Davis I want my Sly Cooper 2 back.
Josiah Richardson
>Mom invites her friends over
>Some lady has a son my age who comes over too
>Asks if he can borrow Need for Speed or some game I'm not playing
>Tell him sure
>Turns out he swapped out the discs and put San Andreas in the box instead
>Never seen the little shit since
Joshua Martin
>military
Explains the confidence and the girl being nice to you.
Too bad about the fighting for Israel part.
Bentley Smith
I'm going to fucking kill you dumbass nigger
How someone could be so fucking retarded is beyond me
Charles Allen
>that kid who would only ever eat sandwiches
Jayden Stewart
I'm going to blogpost real quick
>Had a grand total of 3 friends throughout school
>One of them is a girl
>Best friends, always had same classes from kindergarten to the ninth grade
>She is everything I want in a girl
>Decide to grow a pair during the 8th grade and ask her out
>"Um..no thanks."
>Doesn't really affect friendship but kills any sort of confidence I had to ever approach another woman again
>She moves away in the ninth grade, at that point down to 1 friend
>In tenth grade start going to a trade school half the day, other half to regular school
>Someone throws an eraser at the back of my head at orientation
>Turn around to lay into the motherfucker
>It's her
>Thought about her everyday up to that point and she's back in my life
>Classes are on complete opposite sides of the school, never had a chance to talk to her
>She eventually gets a boyfriend
>See her from across the lunchroom everyday for the last year of school, cuddling, hugging, kissing, and holding him
>Left school with zero friends, no girlfriends, no memories
I fucking hated school and seeing anything relating to youth, school, friendship, etc. like Persona, makes me want to vomit and assault someone.
Easton Jones
Commit suicide shill.
Ian Perry
Jason Anderson
>that kid who leeched off his friend with a broken leg so he could use the elevator
Jacob Baker
>Steiner
great taste
Noah Morales
>brought a flash drive with a cracked Halo CE and copy/pasted it onto the school's fileshare
>everyone immediately downloaded it to the school computers and buried the exe into another folder so they didn't get wiped
>consistently a server with hugeass going on at any time of the day
Shit was glorious mang
Kayden Bell
What kind of retard says that?
Here you literally receive money if you get married, you don't even need to have a ceremony, you could get married at the kid's play area in a McDonald if you wanted to.
Nicholas Collins
>was like 8 years old
>really like this one cute girl, feel the butterflies and everything
>could really see that she was interested as well
>but we were both 8 so we were almost incapable of handling any of the feelings
>eventually have to move away
>never see each other again
>accidentally run into her mother 8 years later whilst watching a brazier at Easter's Eve
>apparently lives in the same town as me now for some reason
>still never even see her on the bus or in town
Me and two of my friends were also eating lunch one time, and told me that the store owner knows my name because her daughter knows me. Really confused me, and I linked it to the first girl. It's probably another, even if I don't really have any actual "girl" friends.
Anthony Butler
>that kid who was asked out by a girl he liked and turned it down because he thought it was a joke at his expense
I was that kid
Tyler Lopez
holy fuck. I remember doing typing games and math blaster in elementary school. I used to rape my classmates in computer scrabble as well. good times.
Gabriel Sanders
idk what it is but i fucking hate red hair on guys or girls. just gotta live with it if you have the curse tho
Dominic Cox
I was that kid. I still have his Pokemon Emerald cartridge but he never asked me to return it.
Jose Ross
>friend had a yugioh card with an anime-looking girl on it that I really liked
>end up stealing it
>he still has no idea
I feel bad but not that bad because this same friend conned me out of all of my best cards in exchange for a fake one.
Aiden Gray
I get it.
Daniel Perry
>that kid who furiously, loudly masturbated in the bathroom
Jeremiah Hall
Thank you.
Levi Cook
I had a guy do this to me in college. I wasn't gay back then. I should have been
A bloo bloo bloo
Eli Rogers
>That software computer technician who install Windows 10 on the school library computers
He broke the computers by adding shitty software
Owen Gray
Post his face
Daniel King
>that kid who who went out at night and got their left lower leg ripped off by a bogeyman
It was inevitable
Henry Perry
lmfao cop harder incel
Jaxson Ross
>"All black school"
>Had white kids
I don't think you know what the word "all" means, user.
Julian Anderson
among guys it's good to have shared interests
play/joke together often
have some conversational skills
David Gutierrez
Closest to this I had was a "stalker" in middle school.
>barely spoke to each other
>one day started making me hold her hand and walk her places
>her and her friend would just show up at my house randomly and hang out with me (this I didn't really mind)
>made me my first social media account
>one day at school, visibly uncomfortable to the point where a girl who had turned me down yelled at her on my behalf, causing her to run away and cry
>feel terrible, try to apologize, she won't talk to me
She was just too aggressive for my young, inexperienced ass.
>talk to her on FB about a decade later
>she's trashy (unsurprisingly, given her trajectory)
Fucking sad.
Liam Moore
At least you dont have to sit and wonder WHAT IF like that faggot.
Isaac Collins
>School starts a weekend FLASH tutorial class thought by a certified Flash animator
>It only lasted 2 classes then dissolved.
Was it a white black school or a black black school?
Aiden Brooks
I once kissed Asian Gorl on the cheek but she was a coworker...
I wanted to kiss her on the lips but I might have gotten fired
Caleb Flores
i'm laughing at you but that is also me. multiple fucking times. i swear to god, i look like an alpha and appear that way to all my friends but on the inside im the biggest beta there fucking is
Jordan Martinez
The Catch 22
Go for the gold, get bronze
Go for the bronze, could have gotten the gold
Josiah Garcia
I really love Asian Gorl. The Catch-22 this time would be that scene with Yossarian and the prostitutes.
They only love you when you have money.
David Young
Oh shit, I was that jealous kid
Christian Morris
>tried
Bro you can install whatever the hell you want on the share drive. Everyone playing Age of Empires 2 and Halo CE was great.
Jack Martin
I fucking hate me too man. The only good thing you guys have is not being retarded me. This is the kinda shit that plagues me from Highschool when i'm trying to sleep.
Hudson Evans
>They only love you when you have money.
Michael Lewis
>That kid who heard there was a rumor going around with them involved and then leaves the school
>Mfw I was that kid
John Green
We weren't even kids, he was 19 and visiting from out of town. Then instead of sending it back he fucking sold it. It never let him live it down until he was forced to buy me a brand new copy for trumped up ebay prices at the time. I've never even opened the damn thing. It sits on my shelf still wrapped in plastic and brings me as much joy that way as it did when I played it.
Brandon Morris
>years later one of your friends point out that she was into you and spent the entire senior year flirting with your dense ass
I lay awake thinking about that still
Cooper Brooks
>That kid who copied and pasted the direct access to his USB thinking that would download the games
Angel Jones
Vaguely reminded of myself. I've got a good jaw and everything, tall, somewhat fit, but a bit of a lanklet. Usually really confident (used to not be, but my friends really helped).
>friends try tinder
>only one guy who's been dating since middle school has any repeated success, circle of 10 friends usually take advice from him
>tells me to try and gives me some advice
>don't really get anywhere at first
>ideally looking for a gf, but tinder
>manage to get really close to a date, but the girl is too shy and stops talking
>stop using the app
>try it again after two of my closest friends try it again
>get literally an inch away from getting laid
>have internship next morning
>can't take the time to meet up
>deletes me the next day
At least I know it's possible if I try.
Julian Barnes
I still ghost this girl
Jackson Taylor
>mfw he launched another kid in the air to do it
Nolan Bell
>mfw only things I remember about Catch 22 are the dead gunner and the chick the autist murders so he doesn't have to pay for it
>mfw no face when
I should re-read Catch 22.
Benjamin Peterson
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