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it has interracial porn scenes

Burger music.

Token black/woman lead. Oh wait, that's sweden as well, but still stands.

It has cute brown girls with nothing interesting to say

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Females are hideous and almost inhuman looking.

Sweden used to make great games back when DICE was Swedish owned. Then EA bought them and now they suck. Goes to show America ruins everything.

Ugly females.

Ugly old hag characters and no sexy lolis. Feminist propaganda and lgbtbbc bullshit everywhere.

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It's for kids.

its full of fucking bugs

say what you will about japanese games but when one of their games is full of fucking obvious technical problems the game becomes an eternal meme like sonic 2006 because its so uncommon. when it happens in a western game its just "PATCHES WILL FIX IT" or the cuck fanbase just kind of accepting it and moving on

Haha western games suck guise amirite? xD
Go Japan! :0

>ugly females
>Movie: the videogame
>medieval, current year or futuristic
>''an unforgettable experience'' 9/10 -Rock paper shot gun

Defending BurgerTown is an in-game objective

Image related

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Women are the strongest thing in the game

These are 00s era, though.

there are bulletholes and the characters look like a potato with googly eyes

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Very upset protagonist on the cover

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Ah yes, one of my favorite things - especially when compared to other regions like pic related

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>*MC gets shot*
>*everyone claps*

It's visible from 5km away that feminists were hired as creative consultants for it.

the protagonists wife gets shot and killed so the protagonist shoots everyone as revenge

>game has political opinions shoved down the protagonist's throat instead of having a dialogue about it
metal gear is the only good political game

The female protagonist is extremely bland and underwritten.

it was made in America

Based.

Ugly females dressed like men.

Hamburgers heal you.

>japanese level
>yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The main character is not a 12 years old

Is the M9 really that common?

cope

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Walking section with Oscar bait dialogue

they speak english

>the heroine's a gorilla
how can the west ever recover?

M9 is just as iconic if not more iconic than the Desert Eagle.

It's a sign, not a rule.

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>wing cosmetics
Is there a surer sign an MMO is complete and utter shit than this? I don't think so.

/thread

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This is a dead giveaway.

What a terrible design choice. We're playing a game here, I came for heroes and villains, not boring, realistic people I have to share the fucking subway with.

>atleast 1 fag
>atleast 1 extremely smart black woman

Seething

>Female characters are masculine and sassy
>They never get questioned by male characters. On the rare occasion that they do, it is typically punished quickly afterwards
>Overrepresented ethnic minorities

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it has off-topic /int/ and /pol/ threads

lol

this and it's obnoxious

Gender slider

>Seething
No worry bro, I'm just having some fun and relaxing time typing on this board. Show me 10 western games with young teenagers as the main character and I'll post you 20 jap games.

I rather pay extra 30 bucks for an English pack than having to wait a decade or two for a translation

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You forget
>Female choice ends up being to the detriment of the party's motives anyway,
>or their choice is so bad the writers have to asspull them out of the situation, undermining the female character's decision making ability anyway

Are Western devs just intrinsically shit at writing compelling, likeable, smart and strong female leads? Or are they all subconsciously based and redpilled? Or is it that these elements are genuinely celebrated as a "strong female character" in Western culture?

Dark Souls is Japanese, though. You'd know that if you weren't a tourist.

QTE's, forced faggotry and stronk wymen

>I give a fuck about your overrated garbage franchise

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assblast from Yea Forums

>A country of 350 million people spread out over an area the size of Europe are one people
I like how the stereotype oscillates between a hive mind of low class dipshits and this all powerful CIA boogeyman trying to invade the entire world at the same time

Either way you can fuck off

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>infant male genital mutilation is still a standard procedure in the US
>"not all of us are retarded dude"

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Game is shit

but women prefer the slick dick and not the wormy shaped skin

Imagine thinking that what you see in a game is a real person

It's going to be standard soon in your country as well, Eurocuck. Oh, wait, it won't be "yours" anymore soon. Oh well.

>scarred up dry mutilated cock with dead nerves
>slick
lmao
Mutt women are just as brainwashed as the men are.

It has a nigger mc.

It was made by an american developer.

Europe used to have similar rates of circumcision until the 40's. Hmm... I wonder what kind of massive event in the 40's might've put the practice of circumcision to a halt. Hmmmmmmm....

God its so easy to spot a jealous insecure faggot with a dog dick

Funny thing is he's asserting common sense is something detrimental for videogames, and blames this claim on amerimutts.

Because when I want to unwind and immerse myself in a videogame, what hooks me most is reading a thesis on their garbage controls first thing into the game as if it still is 1998.
Because when I want testaments of recorded history I look for them in my 60$ videogame in my 2k$ PC, not in the library or the internet.
Because when I want instant gratification I look for it in my job.

Fucking stupid americunts and their obsession with modernized controls and logic!

>protagonist is an old man
Why is this NEVER the thing in japan?

He should do one for Australia. We are even worse than the Americans for this shit.

>Americans learned about Romans vs Barbarians
>they learned about the Renaissance
>they learned abotu China and Japan

None of this was ever taught to me. Hell I didn't even know what the Byzantine Empire was till after I finished highschool. I had to educate myself.

This is what Aussies learn about history

>some basic shit about England during colonial times
>we got sent here as prisoners
>Australia was a prison colony
>Banjo Patterson and some early explorers of the continent
>Abbos
>Australian independence and nationhood
>Muh Gallipoli
>Abbo's again, now with Eddie Mabo
>Gallipoli fucking again and some other minor WW1 shit we were in like the light horsemen charge
>Kakoda trail in WW2
>muh holocaust

And that was it from Kindergarten to Year 10. I liked history so in Year 11 and 12 I did Ancient and Modern History as an elective study. All it told me in those two years was

>Greeks, Spartans, Athens and the Trojans
>US Civil War
>WW2 Pacific theater

Ugly character design. I dare you to find me a single American designed character that looks appealing from the last 10 years.

When it shows/mentions Uncle Sam

lmao weren't your ISPs going to block off 4chinz after they saw NZ doing that?

Literally Spiderman for PS4

you sound retarded good job

>from the last 10 years.
If this image doesn't get you rock hard then there is something wrong with you

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ugly women

not a american game retard

That's his design from '93.

so whats with the retarded weebs here talking about games thats not from america you retards dont play western games anyway

They did. But you can fuck around with DNS to get around the block if you are lucky and your ISP was lazy with the block, some cunts can't even post with the DNS trick. This country is a nanny state, we are literally turning into China. That event in NZ, since it was an aussie who did it, it's literally turning into the 1989 Tiananmen Square of our two countries. Government censorship is going mad. We had Mega, ED, Nyaa, Pirate Bay, KAT, mixtape.moe, Torrentz.eu, and a shitton of other sites, filehosting services and pirate stuff, as well as alternate news sources blocked and banned here too. I was literally downloading ISO's to emulate from a mega link when it happened too. Fucking pissed. There is no freedom here. We are closer to China now than being a western nation.

Africans are everywhere.

>his government decides what videogames he's allowed to play

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Okay, if this doesn't get you rock fucking hard then there is something wrong with you

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Not only that, but our government decides what websites we are allowed to visit as well.

i rather have a dog dick than be the jews' dog

Half of it was made in Montreal

>wannabe master chief
soulless

>Ugly character design
There are a shit ton of posts here about how ugly Capcom, Xenoblade 2, and japshit game characters are.

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Does your government really think that Soviet Union levels of censorship is going to do anything to maintain their power or stop mass murder? Now I understand why so many Aussies revere Ned Kelly so much lmao.

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Wrong, master Chief is a wanabee Doomguy

cringe

>We had Mega, ED, Nyaa, Pirate Bay, KAT, mixtape.moe, Torrentz.eu, and a shitton of other sites, filehosting services and pirate stuff, as well as alternate news sources blocked and banned here too
>Giving the mad lad who livestreamed his own mass shooting everything he wanted as per his own manifesto
Are Aussies even allowed to read the manifesto at this point?

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You know, it took me a while to be able to come up with just one American-designed character at all, considering the fact that most of the popular games made in North America are made in Canada, not the US. But then I remembered Bethesda and its zero good design, and that's when I remembered Obsidian with its occasionally decent design.

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Master chief actually has character depth, story and is involved in an intricate plot.

It's targeted towards women and minority demographic

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I'm sorry bro

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>I remembered Bethesda and its zero good design
*blocks your path*

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This image is stupid because what schools teach in America varies wildly depending on which district you're in let alone state.

>Forgetting about Interplay , Lucasarts, and early Valve
Lame

Ooga booga kill demons epic style

Our government has been wanting to ban and censor the internet for ages. All they did was find an excuse to do it. At first it was just banning stuff related to the shooting, but then tons of other unrelated things got taken down too. Obviously all shit the government hated. I remember back in 2009, 10 fucking years ago now there was some government initiative to censor the internet and ban a shitload of websites, back then though it had enough resistance to not get pushed through. But now exactly 10 years later, they find the excuse to do it, and everything is just suddenly banned overnight. Literally was shitposting on here, and downloading ISO's to emulate one night, went to bed, woke up and everything was blocked, all downloads cut off. It was a fucking living nightmare. Couldn't even see my (You)'s, couldn't reply to the thread I'd left up overnight, it stopped updating. Everything broke.

Oddly enough, there happened to be a state election a week later, just yesterday, I went and voted for a pro-gun party just as a fuck you to the government and this country.

No we aren't. Also Liveleak was blocked too. And every website that hosted the manifesto is blocked. I dunno if it's illegal in Australia, but you literally get 10 year in prison for having or sharing the manifesto or the video in NZ. I think they are gonna be trying to do something similar here too.

Ugly black women

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Kratos
Nathan Drake
Ratchet and Clank
Big Daddy

All characters made by americunt devs. You're just being autistic for (you)s.

t. lorelet

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unskipable everything and full screen prompts every thing something new happens
games main focus isn't gameplay
characters are 'realistic' and never do anything silly

kys

Oh yeah, I'm sure that wild government lead censorship will solve the issue of people being radicalized against the government. Your government are retarded authoritarian shit heads who are going to completely destroy whatever culture they're trying to protect - then again I doubt it's about culture and more about money.

shitty or non existent boss fights

pink haired black female as the main protag

Burly bald marines.
Like they come straight from a Homosexual bear fetish porn movie.

>none of these make games anymore
There's a reason why I picked none of those
I don't play console games, and I hate Bioshock but I would have to agree that the aesthetic design of Big Daddies was pretty good.
I stand corrected in this place, where destiny is made.

>MC is generic middle aged white man
>female characters are ugly and act like men with tits
>gameplay consists of forgettable 3rd person shooting with some basic stealth

BTFO

Our government are traditionally very authoritarian. Unlike the US who seem to have a healthy distrust of the government, and you guys value yourself as a nation, you fought for it against the British. We never had to, the Brits just handed independence over to us. And as a result, the idea that we were just a British colony remained long afterwards. Old boomers and Gen X still think we are part of England, or need to respect England and it's laws. There is a lot of dislike for America. So America being free, Aussies hate that, and instead based all our legal and government system on Britain, which is a fucking monarchy, hell, the Queen of England is the head of Australia still, our Prime Minister can be fired at any moment by England's Queen, even today. And it's happened before. As a citizen, I can't even vote for a person during elections, I have to vote for a party, and the party's figurehead is swapped out all the time, sometimes you vote for a party because you like a leader, and they get elected, then a few months later the party privately deposes the leader and puts a new one in it's place, and then someone you didn't like and didn't vote for is legally running the country, just because they are from the same party. It's a fucking joke. Australia takes way too much inspiration from the British Authoritarian systems, and has way too much hate for "rebels" like the Americans who went against the British. Aussies see any slight against the English, as a slight against Aussies too. It's fucking dumb. Especially considering you go into the cities and barely see a single anglo person anyways. Not even /pol/ but the cities are literally almost 100% China/India/Pakistan/Lebanon at this point. All the Anglo's live in gated suburban communities, out in rural properties, or on a farm in the outback. Our government also knows the population is fearful and safety crazy. So lots of things gets banned with the "it's dangerous, think of the children" argument.

Africans and moors in places they shouldn't be during that time and history.

>when the aussie breaks
yall are literally second world now

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Females are ugly because mudskin developers want to bow in submission to people that don't want to play the game.

Often there is no gameplay, just cinematics and walking.

So.. you're both then

>user with American education doesn't know how foreskin works
There might actually be some merit to the alt-right's conspiracy theories about jews controlling everything if the US really is a place where people cut part of their child away and never tell him about what that thing actually does

Nah we're 3rd world. I accept that now.

Fuck.

not european sorry to dissappoint

there's not a hint of sexualized child characters to be seen

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youtu.be/Hs_a62aOBT0?t=838

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It’s not like you didn’t have it coming desu

Hi Brendan

The most ugly character you could found confirm that is 'murican game.

and thats bad

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The power-ups are burgers.

everytime i see this image it has something new attached to it lmao

Forgettable soundtrack

Can't post from a prison cell mate.

We should have known shit was coming, but the average aussie is too lazy and complacent to care. So rights kept getting chipped away, slowly since the 90's we've had less and less freedoms, and now people are suddenly realizing that the water is boiling and it's too late to jump out.

what did I win

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Over 50% of the budget went into marketing.

Nathan Drake is a generic looking faggot

pedo weeb

Based.

The threads are chock full of cancer-meme shit posters.

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u mad

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>waaah stop liking hot children waaaaah

Based

based post my friend

BASED

I bet one black character is "overrepresented ethnic minorities" to some of you people.

well what?

It can actually be that way. If a level is set in Reykjavik or Beijing, then one black person is statistical overrepresentation if there are less than literally hundreds of characters. However, one can still be a coincidental plausibility. Two is obvious overrepresentation in that case.

little shell