Questy Boy's epic quest!

>die on spikes
>respawn
>repeat until pit is full of corpses
ez

Upon covering the spikes, you realize that they only go so high, and that falling onto your own dead corpses would just cushion the fall.

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I SCREAM

Shoot a wrist rocket at the base of the bridge.

just walk across the gap bro

Become a girl

reroll

Use my hookshot to pull myself to the top of the bridge.

noclip it

reroll

Jump over it

Become a bird

WINRAR

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You are now a bird.

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Shit on your corspes to make a tower

The absolute madman

BACK 2 BACK WINRAR

There is now a tower of bird shit on your corpses.
Good job.

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KEEP SHITTING

Fly over the bridge

Fly headfirst into the bridge and snap your neck.

Fly to the other side already you dumb bird

Eat all the shit.

Go home

Kek

Good Game

gg ez

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/thread

Come back from home with a coffee

wew

based
Throw coffee at bridge

It keeps happening!

FLY TO THE OTHER SIDE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

these kinds of threads were way better before Hiro added /qst/

lel

Deciding that she isn't worth it, you go back home and think of the things that could have been.

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I jerk off and forget about the dumb roastie

get depressed and kill yourself

Make yourself a nice dinner and go to sleep.

Re-evaluate the situation and conquer the bridge

Buy a sex doll and have secks with it

Play some FIFA on your StadiaTM

We the sims now

You decide to make a nice dinner (Bowl of worms, of course) and stroll off to sleep.

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JACK OFF TO [decided in next 7]

Dream of Midna

Seconding

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wet dream of midna

Dream of being back at the bridge

dream of the waifu your beta ass will never claim

Fall off your bed

Have a prophetic dream

Die peacefully in your sleep

Die in sleep

Holy kek

dream of firing yourself out of a canon to clear the gap

Samefag detected
Still alive.

I've done it again for the 2nd time ITT both first tries

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>2 seconds apart
>samefag

Fuck your sister

>samefag
It's a hivemind you blind GM

That's cheating!!!
How could I have turned on VPN and write the other reply in 2 seconds?
You're a hack and should be lynched
I demand a dead bird

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Bullshit. Quest is over, accept it.

He can be a spooky ghost bird

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Commit suicide due to the depression of what could've been.

literally no fun allowed on 4channel.

revive as kanna from blaster master zero 2

this but futa

That can't be, one of those is me

cum in sleep

this but not this

You died...
But.. you didn't?
You awake in a bubble, what's going on?

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This is stupid. WHERE'S THE PRINCESS!?

>It was Homestuck all along
Abandon thread.

Soft and Wet greets you

Guarded by the boss, of course!

You literally killed yourself several times back with the spikes, obviously you are respawning back there.

...

Homestuck? more like, homeSUCK!

pop the bubble with your beak

You fell for what seemed forever, until of course, you finally hit the ground.

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Stupid fucking asspull this is literally retarded op is a hack who doesn't deserve to have paint on his computer.
Go fucking kill yourself retard

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you fall into a spike

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Dies from falling, for good this time.

ok retard

Your waifu appears before you

Then hurry up and get back to the castle and rescue her!

Based baba poster

Boring, let's be the princess

All your fragile bird bones shatter

It's actually behind the bridge

you pull out your phone and turn on the GPS to find out where you are

the outskirts of vegas

Fall in lava and die but not before telling OP that he's a faggot

But what you didn't notice is that you fell on the princess thus killing her

7

Find other bird skeletons. Find out they're dinosaurs.

this is boring and not vidya, princess threads are 1000x better

Fall at the other side of the spiked hole

suicide

Big kek

Why is life so hard for this bird

If this isn't a sign from the gods I don't know what is

>not making BRIDGE IS FALL
fucking noob

A portuguese user cums in the bird.

give up OP, you tried

You off yourself.

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Do I buy I lottery ticker?
All first tries.

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Revive and head for bridge

respawn as one of those funny wojak memes

i become heavy from tf2

You lose the ability of being able to do anything a post ending with 7 says

Respawn in the bridge

You better shape up boy.

reload from last save

THREAD is END

Welp.

4 times now, yes I'm going to buy one.

Your bones fade away into the sands of time and this thread is over

DoomAnon is too op pls nerf

It's not that life is hard, it's that it's too easy. Bird is pro gamer, and won't take these baby challenges.

If this post is a 3 then 3 decides form now on

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GM broke, how do I turn it off and on again

OP is a mumble rap nigger faggot
Poetic

Become necromancer

Become GM

You forgot to delete the name

You forgot to delete the name

You forgot to delete the name

Fucking retards, do I HAVE to get a trip?

You don't because the thread is over, fuck off

Just use your sadness to power your sadness powered propeller hat

Always wondered what drives people to act like this

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Well we did it. Bird has archived free will, but at what cost?

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If we didn't have fun ruining other people's fun we wouldn't be in Yea Forums.

where

nice

Filtered.

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If 5, we delete this timeline and return to the first picture

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