>100% of Yea Forums has jerked off to this android
100% of Yea Forums has jerked off to this android
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Jerking off to video game characters is pathetic as fuck
So many faggots complain about her and the game I doubt it. Yea Forums is way too low test.
i fapped to the shota
>jerked
there's where you're wrong fucko
I haven't because I don't fap.
I find her very, very, very arousing though.
Nah, I only fap to lolis
FPBP
Get some real pussy you virgins.
who didn't
>I don't fap.
Teach me your ways
OP's point exactly.
Nigga everybody jerks off to something, your fap material is no better than anyone else's. Frankly if 2B's bubble butt doesn't get you off you're just a faggot.
>inb5 I don't fap, have gf
Waifus are for snuggling, whores are for fapping
I'd like to but all fanart gives her niggerass and that completely kills it.
>ass wider than shoulders
how am I supposed not to get hard at that
Finally, something we can all agree on.
>Teach me your ways
Self-control.
You're not an animal, you can control yourself.
You decide every single one of your actions.
If you don't dominate yourself, who decides what you do?
i can confirmed i have jacked off to her
>Nigga everybody jerks off to something
I don't, I have a wife and keep my semen for her.
ummmmm no sweaty?
Welp you got my number
I didn't because I'm not a weeb
Why is podo the worst fucking fetish?
Podophiles are disgusting human beings IRL too, fucking beta cucks.
I haven't because I prefer actual robots to "androids".
imagine being so low test you cant get aroused by the merest hint of the feminine form
>455601623
u 1st
owo
I seriously need a gf with a fat and wide ass
is this a doujin/?
OP, I jerk it to Fei-Yen and Nobel Gundam. 2B is smalltime.
People with taste and self respect.
Wrong.
This
No feet is fucking gross and a lame boring fetish.
all the fap together threads in offtopic get ruined the moment the feet fags do non-stop posting.
why would you force yourself not to do something that doesn't impact you in any way, negative or positive
only reason I did is because she's peak gentle femdom/rr material
has someone the belly edit`?
It's a pathetic beta fetish tbqh.
You can have it, nobody cares, but only beta males have this fetish.
That comic must have really bothered you in order to make this.
I'm married so I get pussy whenever.
Thanks for the reply!
found the deranged footfag
amazing how there's a single letter between based and cringe
and that's a good thing
>why would you force yourself not to do something that doesn't impact you in any way, negative or positive
>fap and porn doesn't impact you
Yeah okay, stay bluepilled, you'll be fine, no worry.
I know I did.
I have ED. She is attractive though.
Feet (and armpits) aren't gross
I don't entirely understand how, but foot fetishists are literally lower than shit tier due to their incredible ability to exist when they shouldn't.
oh, you're one of those guys
No you aren’t and no you don’t! Have a good one!
Everything I do I do because it's what I want and I never do anything that I don't want to do. Self control IE self denial is not strength it's submission to the will of another which you mistake for your own will. Men are animals, and only a broken animal submits.
>jerking off to vidya girls is terrible. not like my real girl porn.
>pulls up the subway website
jerking off in general is pathetic. but nobody cares you faggot.
At least I'm not a low-T, low serotonin masturbator.
2B? More like 2 cute feet
based and femdompilled
2B is love, 2B is life
This was a good doujin
You're smart but uneducated. You should fix that.
Maybe you should read some Plato to begin with.
high serotonin suppresses your sex drive and high testosterone increases it, so how do you figure that not masturbating means you have high T?
>talks about fapping
>brings up porn
Why.
I don't mind feet. The only degenerate fetishes are trapfagottry and futannigerry tbhdesu.
I haven't masturbated to her desu
I saw you though.
>sakimchi
Yikes.
You must have me confused, user!
Kek
>stopped fapping
>life instantly improves
>realize the potential I had within me all along
Why haven't you taken the nofap pill, Anonymous? It's not like you're ever going to use that dick for its intended purpose or anything.
see
is there even a point bringing up that, who doesn't like a good tummy
>It's not like you're ever going to use that dick for its intended purpose or anything.
seems you're not fixed yet, keep not fapping and maybe one day
Got it anons. I shall start today.
I'd like to see some evidence of this having any effect
that's kinda hot, trying to deny hornyness
I bet I would cum after a while without even touching it
needs "back" and "thighs" too
Why are there neo-puritans on the internet? How did this happen?
I haven't because she's maximum normie pleb tier when it comes to robot girls. Acquire some taste.
Even the girls? I can believe it.
Fap to me, user! Fap to me!
Guilty as charged.
I fap maybe once every 2 months. I don't really care for sex nor a relationship but I'm also not constantly horny like pretty much everyone here. Is there any hope for me or am I just jaded beyond repair?
Don't hold your breath waiting.
i hate seeing this stupid fap bait character everywhere, cant help but be irate anytime i see that stupid outfit
It doesn't directly affect anything besides your self-control. But through self-control, one can conquer nearly any challenge.
No one here has MY permission to save this damn image!
Fuck you retard
it feels too good and im 1000% addicted. i cant stop ever
There are no grills on Yea Forums
Bless this game and bless yoko taro for making it.
So many attractive girls cosplaying as her and making porn. Even the guys dress up like her and whore themselves out.
Truly, it is the strictest but also the most giving timeline.
breasts > butt
t. mommychad
>i cant stop ever
Slave.
garbage taste
9S is more of a twink
>in a thread about wanking to anime pictures
>>brings up porn
Come on
imagine falling in love with a video game character just because you like looking at her butt
How do you feel about The Major?
I haven't.
Based and fetishpilled
haha
More likely is that you'd just get a nocturnal emission at some point.
yes, go (((nofap))) guys, it will make you a new person
>females make up half the population
>Yea Forums is the busiest board on the site
>thinking it's impossible for the odd girl to stumble in here
Cope
2B is for 9S only.
>thinking it's impossible for the odd girl to stumble in here
It is though.
trannies aren't women
i like robots
Women don't give a shit about anonymous shit like this, no attention = no women.
the robot part of her isn't evident from the appearence but rather from her extreme submissiveness to humans
I refuse to believe that girls actually use the internet for anything other than Myspace.
threads and reply chains are different things
>tranny lover
I didn't, I don't remember the last time I fapped to any vg character
they play garbage like danganronpa though
Cope that 2B is trash.
And this is relevant to the actual machinery part how?
Some memes really need to die and this is one of them.
How do you know though? It's safe to say the things you like are influenced by your environment so aren't you just enjoying things others put onto you. Most philosophers dismiss egoism because it's impossible to prove if someone is doing something out of self interest or out of the interest of others.
lie
I stopped neeting and got a job and then I never had time to fap, but the no-fapping didn't precipitate the job, it happened after
then I quit the job and went back to neeting and I don't fap as much as I used to, but I'm still as depressed as ever
it's sort of like when people talk about how quitting video games will improve your life, and it's like no motherfucker I wish I were addicted to video games and masturbating because then I'd be doing something other than posting on the worst Yea Forums board all day
I've seen a girl browse Yea Forums but it was Yea Forums
What do we gain out of killing it? Nothing.
Redpilled.
Women are literal machines who never deviate from their flowchart, and visiting imageboards, especially a place like Yea Forums, isn't part of it.
Trannies are NOT women though
Fuck off tranny, no one will ever recognize you as you wish you were.
Not as pathetic as belittling random people on the internet.
all trannies need to die and you are one of them
>Myspace
Are you a time traveler?
You're extremely naive.
She probably stopped after being insulted for nameposting.
Not really, just how the internet works.
uh no sweetie, they are. it's 2019, remember?
of course there are girls on Yea Forums
they're the ones that keep posting Mercy porn threads
it is possible to know if you have great wisdom
the philosophers are bound by their logic. they are mathematically minded and slaves to functions
May this thread be blessed by the brap goddess.
That's not a meme, trannies aren't women. Go back to speedrunning.
Post the real pic
A girl who made a cute webcartoon did an ama and requests on Yea Forums yesterday.
Yeah they are on /r9k/ or their own safespace version of it where they literally behave like the average male incel themselves.
Truth
Maybe YOU need to die.
Ever thought about that?
Of course you have.
what's worse, feet or
imagine Hex Maniac female from Pokemon but fat and a very hairy pussy, possibly not even shaved her underarms. that is the kinda girl browsing Yea Forums.
be my wife
I want to tonguefuck her butthole while she gives me a footjob in her high heels.
>A girl who made a cute webcartoon did an ama and requests on Yea Forums yesterday.
Yeah, attention whoring. Nothing surprising there.
Still trannies
The girl in the pic is way too fat though.
This
Gib screenshots pls
Yap
>455602497
>"I'm married!"
>still shitposts on taiwanese meme manufacturing websites
>reads all the posts in a thread they shitposted in just in case someone responded to them without giving them a (you)
lmao
If getting a roboscience degree would come with having to maintain your own sentient robo gf we'd have less people shitposting on Yea Forums desu.
There are some, but they can't draw attention to themselves without people sperging about it. Also with the tranny trends of the last few years, they'll think theyre a tranny first. If you want to pick out girlposters, go read how they talk on crystal cafe, and you'll start recognizing their posting style. Usually lots of detailed complaining followed by snide remarks. In an argumentative post chain it'll just be one long post that ends with some iredeemable insult where the 'opponent' is already defeated. Reply to them and theyll give you another.
irony: the post
>danganronpa
On that note, why ARE women so drawn to the franchise?
My childhood crush is well into it at the moment; and I'm unsure as to how I should tackle the fact that more often than not, weebshit doesn't appeal to me.
I'll give the games a chance, sure; but no promises.
So who here wants to fuck a Synth? I do.
I am married though.
>too scared to reply
cute
You can't fuck feet.
did Yoko Taro say anything about wanting to make another video game?
>none of those apply to me
She's a cute character though.
Clearly someone hasn't visited Yea Forums or /vp/
I was talking about the "No girls on the internet" thing. You people are just as easily triggered as the SJWs you constantly cry about.
girls like edgy things that aren't really edgy but more like hot topic edgy
In many cases, the anonymity is more appealing to women because it lets them post without having people treat her weirdly for being a woman.
You sound like a huge fucking faggot.
of course they don't you fucking tranny
Where’s armpits?
>how to break your neck 101
Man this shit is stupid.
Except for me.
>implying
Dumb newfag.
angles like that are great
Fuck off tranny.
tits are the ass of chest
>Nightengale
Impeccable taste user.
% of Yea Forums has jerked off to this android
100% not my type. Not attractive at all. I prefer girls with character
>trannies aren't fat and hairy
Are you retarded?
that's just a meme silly user, no one is actually attracted to armpits.
I tried watching fag porn once, but it didn't do anything for me.
pathetic how
tranny
more like
>dabs
janny
lmao goteem
why are the men who are depicted as butt slaves always scrawny guys with receding hairlines?
every time I watch a facesitting video it's always a fucking 5'7" stickman with a bald spot
I am literally the only person who exists, and is therefore the only person on the internet. You cannot disprove this statement, as you're nothing more than a figment of my imagination.
Oh right I forgot, because you are gross that means any woman who comes here is also gross.
>every time I watch a facesitting video
Ew
Not implying, thats a fact, feetjobs are shit and not sex.
I wish more girls had actually long hair, I'd even help them wash it. Instead my male genes are hardwired to ASS and TIDDIE because UNGA.
bet you've never tried VR hentai games then.
>455605920
>I'M MARRIED I'M MARRIED
>Comic makes fun of people getting triggered over a fetish
>People get triggered and shower you with (you)s
Not even a footfag, but good hustle.
I haven't
Long hair is a complete pain in the ass
Imagine being a God and spending your time here lmao.
Because its part of the humiliation thing, wouldn't really make sense if was Chad.
You heard him femanons, sit on bigger variety of faces. Don't be picky
Only video game characters I've ever jerked to was Lara Croft and Tifa. Nobody else.
I hate Platinums games so always ignored 2B. Only game they've made that was actually interesting was Wonderful 101.
gib gross girl
we can be gross together
or stop being gross together to become not gross and have our friendship fail because we are not the gross people we fell in love with anymore
I am though.
here is the validation you crave for, you mentally ill mushed brain garbage
why would you even come here if you aren't fat and gross
>Long hair is a complete pain in the ass
We're talking about head hair, user.
You're supposed to shave your ass once in a while.
But... but
Wont deny that I havent tried nor that I didnt read the doujins, but is really, really hard for me to feel any sexual attraction to 2b or any of the other charachters solely on the fact that they are robots, this applies to any and all fictional robots that look like humans, I may like them but I will never feel attracted to them.
No you're a figment of MY imagination! Now post me some cute girls
Why would I want to imagine something like that
tfw reading lonely femanon posts on /r9k/ and fantasizing about being their bf
Literally everyone in this thread is me
Fuck jannies and fuck trannies
>edgy
Just what I needed, further deterrence from ever even touching the franchise.
Thanks for the help.
Because I like video games. At least that's why I came to Yea Forums initially.
Frankly that mindset says a lot more about you than it says about me.
most men in general seem to have bald spots in porn and i guess the rest is to make it look like the woman is actually dominating. would be weird if a big strong guy was "dominated" by a woman.
>r9k
no females are there user, all fake larps
All the porn is fucking awful, her walking is literally better than 100% of it
Not me. She has a mole which is an instant turnoff.
Haydee is better
no you don't
Those are trannyposters that want to be treated as women, user.
Also, what the fuck are you doing on r9k, that's yilkes.
I don't actually like video game? What?
Honestly, I'm bored as hell, but I still hate myself for browsing this place.
>455605945
>getting scrubs to give me (You)s while they beg for me them back
lol
>She has a mole which is an instant turnoff.
True.
>tfw no edgy dom gf
2B vs. Haydee
Who wins in an ass battle?
As long as she isnt morbidly obese, ANY Hex maniac lookalike is wife4life. Or at least until we get a cuter pokegirl which isnt likely
youtu.be
Best track.
You're a beta.
this post got me thinking, how hasn't there been a sfm threesome of 2b and haydee yet
Fpbp
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS, I WILL FIND AND END YOU.
Post a picture of yourself
This, anyone who doesn't realize the obvious is a complete retard.
Nofap for weeks is as much damaging as fapping everyday. Just fap when you're feeling good and horny. If you nofap and don't have any sexual relations you'll make your brain starve and it can lead to severe depression (note that fapping everyday also leads to depression). Once or twice a week is a good balance in my opinion.
Kill yourself, normie.
>455606641
prove it
>politically engaged Shadman
I jerked off to everything once as an experience
Yes, even Scat, Gore and Pony
>humiliation
>domination
I just like girls' butts.
Why would you think so
>falling for the nofap meme
Enjoy your placebo
I fap at least 4 times a day and I feel bretty gud
>nofap
Not falling for this meme.
lol keep going, i use a script that converts non-(you)s to (you)s.
Again, there's nothing wrong with masturbation, porn is the source of all problems, cut it and you will naturally masturbate less and have less sexual thoughts.
>4 times a day
Just how?
eh, it's alright.
sure, you'll have to use a hair dryer after every shower and having to comb your hair multiple times a day is also ever so cumbersome, but that combing takes a minute, so it's not that bad, really
>merunyaa
I haven't yet
uffff, god i am so horny, i wanna be like zeus and fuck every shit that is in my path
>he needs a script to use a basic 4chanX feature
source?
I want to bully Hex Maniac and make her do things she's uncomfortable with!
They hated him, because he told the truth
>Pony
MODS
>basic
>4chanX
l o l
>that combing takes a minute
I refuse to believe you have had hair longer than your neck before. No, good hair care is not "lol just a minute"
What makes you think Crystal Cafe isn't full of trannies too?
>not "thighs"
into the trash it goes
So do I, but facesitting IS humiliation, you just gotta own it up if you're into it.
I can't tell if this is a shop or render
This is autism
I wake up early
>
heh, that's neat
you've coded it yourself or pulled it of github or something?
An anonymous imageboard just isn't something females are interested in, the only reason a female would come here is if they're so retarded that they couldn't get positive attention on regular social media platforms.
>he's a script kiddie
Sad!
Just a camera with some fucky settings on the fstop or something with the lens. I know just barely enough about photography to know this effect is genuine and relatively easy to pull off.
only 2d armpits do anything for me senpai
They just can't seem to stop doing it.
The man's picture should be out of focus and crooked.
So do I but I only fap once every few days
>Paris Jackson
I both hate and want to fuck the shit out of that dumb hippie.
>not using 4chanX
fucking why this site is horrific without it
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
Post the edit with nu-males
The man version would have a lot of other items placed around it, like booze and knifes.
I have not fapped to 2B. The fact she is voiced by Rina Chan makes me soft.
i fap maybe two or three times a week, but i go all out and edge for like 3-4 hours. i doubt it's healthier than fapping too often.
Being a compulsive masturbator is the norm here, don't even try to make sense out of it.
I'm not even horny but it's fun to pretend to be
Brilliant image. And just look at this reply pool. My word.
I'm not talking about good hair care. doing that obviously takes longer. on weekends where you won't leave your house regardless, on such days you quickly comb your hair and it's done. now, if you want some fancy hairstyle, yeah, it'll take a while. but not that terribly long either. though, I usually do my hair and leave it in for a few days
well then come over and lets fuck so we can both stop being virgins
Hex maniac is good, quite great in fact but punk girls are the intellectual's choice
>facesitting IS humiliation
um. it's just a girl putting her butt on my face. that's not humiliating, it's what everybody wants.
maybe it's because I'm not a stick and I have the strength to push some pitiful fatassed girl human off of me, but really I'm rubbing my face against your flab for my own amusement and that's supposed to be humiliating for ME? I don't think so.
list of pornstars that have an ass like op's picture?
>455607661
>i use a script that converts non-(you)s to (you)s
kek
You're saying this in a world where shit fetishes exist.
eyes look weird
most are latinas, the only whites that i look are in pictures
A speck of grime on my monitor made me think you could see her asshole from the catalog
>punk girls
Agreed, but only the ones who are unapologetically girly.
who else squeezes their dick and then smells the fingers
You look weird
so it is with 4chanx
My testosterone is through the roof, i'm erect all day every day.
Clean your monitor you filth
Clean that shit, jesus christ, No wonder you people are virgins.
>it's what everybody wants.
make me faggot
technically with the argument, you shouldn't fap to porn either.
Who else does this but with their pimples instead
>I don't want a girl's butt in my face
are you even human
We are men of culture
wait, why is she hairy?
Have sex
Based
Cringe
she's a human being
Holy based.
>not jerking it to futa 2B totally ravaging 9S
Yeah, I just rather have their butt on my dick.
Have sex
She's the only racemixed girl i'd be willing to have as a gf.
futaXfemale >>> futaXmale >>>>>> futaXfuta
That's some nasty rash
I fap several times a night. It’s not hard tbqh.
I wanna eat ass
boring
>racemixed
Do people unironically think that they're MJ kids!? For fucks sake man...
Why not both?
What is it about a foot fetish that gives people this reaction? There's a fetish for basically every inch of the female body. Legs, stomach, arms, armpits, thighs, bush, no bush, breasts, ass, neck, hands. None of these draw even 1% the ire that someone gets when they say they like feet. Normies literally eat ass, put their tongues DIRECTLY where shit comes from, and will say that "but feet are sooo grosss broo".
I don't even like them, but I really can't muster any feeling stronger than neutrality. They're just fucking feet.
Gay.
I mean, you can see it in her face, even if she has light skin.
Patrician
Because footfags are as obnoxious about their fetish as furfags.
I can't imagine being retarded enough to think trannies are feminine whatsoever.
nasty looking belly
This.
It's just a rash.
Based
I've literally never once jerked off to a drawing or 3d model. Does nothing for me
i dont think the female users on Yea Forums have fapped to her
(((small))) (((white))) (((penis)))
lol ur the one who doesn't want girl butt in your face
nothing gayer than "straight" men who don't want to do anything to a girl but put their dick in the wet hole and shake back and forth for 2 minutes
I disagree.
Literally means your brain isn't right
Even with this kind of cherrypicking, her overall features and her siblings give it away, c'mon now user...
imagine
bailey jay
literally low IQ
How different are the ng + play through some of this? Just beat 2bs story and I'm wondering if it's worth taking a break before going again.
okay, THIS is autism
Good for you m80
I'm gay so you're factually wrong
I'm not going to deny it.
Noooooooo. No thank you.
can you even nut to your own fantasies then
It's not fair
He looks disgusting.
I've had hair longer than yours and your mother's combined; combing takes very little thought and time
It's just random pics dude.
She even looks like Joe Jackson's niece.
>don't want to do anything to a girl but put their dick in the wet hole and shake back and forth for 2 minutes
Don't jump into projections user, thats even gayer.
Shut the fuck up Boco
the B stands for
BRAP
That's it Yea Forums, Im going full nofap for a week. Wish me luck
Based Nips and their superior character designs.
No.
I also want to fall asleep snuggling with one.
I do it with my sis all the time and it's comfy af.
ok mr. I don't like foreplay I'm sure you're a real sexual tyrannosaurus
You almost fooled me.
Dude, let me put this straight, there's no way she is MJs daughter with that straight as fuck hair.
Based.
>Still projecting.
You sure told me pal.
E stands for
[splrtag]excretion[/splrtag]
>no u
I hope you don't fuck the way you e-debate.
>stonetoss
Racemixing rarely results in 50-50 mixes.
Sometimes some genes end up being more dominant.
Even then, she still has a similar facial structure to MJ, and you can see that there's some black in her.
fucking gross
>thinks not fapping somehow improved his life
Whatever helps you get through another day without ending yourself or becoming a school shooter, bud
>not legs
>Now resorting to buzzwords
Lame and desperate.
Enjoy your prostate cancer.
It's midriff you plebeian. Belly makes is sound like she's got a guy.
"projecting" is the biggest buzzword this side of "buzzword"
You are silly.
Yes sir...
based footfag
Did you see what nofap did to women back in the day? They got sexually frustrated and had to go to the doctors which then rammed their fingers into their puss until they came and felt relieved.
Now translate that to the male gender that is more prone to a violent nature. Yeah, rape. You will turn into a nigger or worse an Indian if you don't jerk it.
>she still has a similar facial structure to MJ
No she doesn't, without the cherrypicking she look nothing like him
>and you can see that there's some black in her.
Thats the most retarded shit you said so far, congrats.
do you also like flat chests and bony asses?
Jerking off taught me how to play games one handed.
That’s the stuff thanks user
true. why do you think every date rapist is some failed chad frat boy? cause they're too proud to j/o to anime
I JO when I get really sexually frustrated, I just avoid doing it out of habit/addiction which has improved my life
when i jerk to porn i get weak orgasms
when i jerk to my imagination (even if it's just porn i've seen) i get really fucking strong orgasms
i quit porn because of this
Me not liking facesitting doesn't mean that I don't like foreplay at all, thats a projection, if you say retarded shit I have all the right to call you up on it, now shut the fuck up please.
I have obviously won.
Whatever helps you to sleep at night.
seething roastie
I actually don't like her butt shape. Something like this, would have been way better.
The thigh/ass ratio is disproportional, only niggers find this attractive.
>Disliking a good artist, just because they're popular.
Fuck this nigger shit is disgusting
I'm white and I still saved the webm
Disgusting.
This
That's because she has ass implants. And yes, that's a thing, and it's just as tough and hard and titty implants.
>""""""white"""""""
Her ass isn't even that big. You guys are just reacting to the color of her skin.
based whiteboy
She's perfect.
Thats Yea Forums user, being a contrarian is the cool thing here.
he cute
>Her ass isn't even that big
>imagine Hex Maniac female from Pokemon but fat and a very hairy pussy, possibly not even shaved her underarms. that is the kinda girl browsing Yea Forums
L O N D O N
You picked the worst place to play the race card, go back please.
She looks like she fucks blond guys
>doesn't impact you in any way, negative or positive
Either this is a)bait or you're a b)robot.
If a) you got me
If b) post feet
Stay mad, fags
fucking amerifats
Post more terrorist braphogs.
for me it's the brapper
It's really not. I picked what I thought was a relatively tame one, compared to what I have saved.
What? I'm only responding to anons who played the race card.
She's too skinny. The ass is decent, but she needs to put on some weight before she'll go to my big black booty mama folder
This image shows a skinny black girl
The webm showed a cellulite-ridden hamplanet
>visible nipples
mods mods moooods heeeelp im getting promoted!
White men give no fucks about black women, cope harder.
Look at her waist. The chick is at a healthy weight. Her ass is just naturally big.(but not THAT big)
imagine being so maladapted that you cannot even maintain the integrity of your mental construct while simply enjoying photographs of human flesh
Based.
My fucking nigger
>Implying cellulite is bad/does not equate to a great ass in real life
Go back to jerking off to fan art, you virgin retard
Disgusting fake tits ruined an otherwise perfect shaped body, shame.
This, which is why I jerked off to cuntboy horses
based
sometimes I purposely line up photos with the filth on mine
Based
fit > fat
americans and third-worlders need not reply
>White men give no fucks about black women
Whatever helps you sleep at night, I know my qt 3.14 black gf does with me.
>Smug anime girl followed by retarded post.
EVERY-FUCKING-TIME.
is the game actually good?
well arent you dominated anyway since your aesthetic sense is preconcivied by how contemporany writers understand an old moral philosophy school
like why didnt u posted goku or something that you wanted to enjoy. but no muh aesthetics classic statue
>455601413
>all those (You)s
God I want to lick that peach fuzz.
I jerk off multiple times every hour if I don't have something keeping me busy or distracted. How do I stop?
>smug anime girl
>autistic post
always
enjoy fucking your hard women.
it's totally not just like fucking a small wiry man.
I just stated a fact retard, your anedocte doesn't mean shit.
>fit > fat
Hey, if you like that, fine by you, I like what I like, don't knock mine and I don't knock yours.
holyshit she got some serious plastic explosives packing
what game?
toobie has her armpits covered up though
>I just stated a fact retard
Wow guys, we got a real fucking scholar in here, you going to go on to win the nobel prize too?
Fuck off dumbass. You can't come to a board like this and pretend you know more than someone.
The fuck...
the sky is blue
what now asshole
Guys I trust you, how do I get a butt like that?
Get a cut on your dick, the feeling of wanting it to heal overpowers the feeling of wanting to fap. This method lasts only a week though since it full heals by this point.
Oh, so you have sex on the reg. Got it.
I haven't.
I'm not preteding, you just a retard in denial.
What did he mean by this
>furry shit
nah
Actually his anecdote does matter.
If your statement is "In no situation does X equal Y" and then he comes and says "Well this one situation I was in X did equal Y" insofar as we can believe user, he has proven you wrong. And since whether or not you 'care' about another individual is really only something that can be self-reported, all we have is the word of the individuals in question.
>not being so high test that even a crude depiction of the female form throws you into a sexual frenzy like a primate
>men wear dresses
>women wear dresses
>men can no longer wear dresses
>men wear heals
>women start wearing heals
>men can no longer wear heals
>men wear pants
>women start wearing pants
>...
Just wait.
PSA: NOT FAPPING IS BAD FOR YOU. YOU WILL GET BLUE BALLS.
>having sex
>jerk off into her mouth
>wait masturbating is bad for me
>if i cum itll lower my testosterone
>go to sleep
Fuck off with this pedantic bullshit.
Whoa, cool it with the sematism
I haven't
>some of the pics posted itt
Are american really attracted to plastic and fat? Granted that's pretty much all they see in life, but still, it's disturbing.
I just stated a fact, retard.
:^)
It's a meme at this point
Stay mad while we take your women, Jamal
Meditation lad. You fap because you're either uncomfortable with doing nothing and therefore easily influenced by urges or trying to escape thinking about the things that are bothering you.
Replace "fap" literally any other time waster and it'll be the same reason.
Got your fit girl, right here.
Well he's a guy sooo...
o-of course i haven't!
Fake tits and roids, mothafucka
I really miss those all american 80s gym bunnies, though.
mommy
>go to 2D thread
>nigger normalfags posting 3DPD
Day ruined.
Gib ass of peace plz
I prefer 9S
do yuropeen ""men"" really expect us to believe that they're sexually attracted to lean muscle and sinew, and that makes them "STRAIGHT"?
their birthrate is at 0.1, but oh yes they sure do love "women" over there
christ you fags can't get ethnically cleansed by arabs and nigerians soon enough
You got me there, I will remember to autism proof my posts next time.
What's even the point of futaxfuta?
YUMYUMTUMTUM
Boobs are better
Here, let's meet somewhere in the middle.
Whos the blonde?
>you must be attracted to twigs or bloated women
feels good being a centristchad
>simply enjoying
I dont "simply enjoy" a beautiful painting by beating my balls flat over it.
I'm not Jackson Pollack
I'm sure your life instantly improved buddy. Lets see what happens when somatization kicks in because you didn't listen to your body. Excess is one thing but denying your body the release it needs is really retarded. I'm sorry to say this but you are as "redpilled" as vegans.
to clog up my search results
When you're still too ashamed to admit that you want to get fucked in the ass. So you use a futa as a proxy.
Careful with the sniffs.
I love big tits, but for a life companion I will choose ass over tits.
Tits look better on clothes, its really easy for tits to go wrong in too many ways.
That's futa x male you retard
I can't be the only one who was glued onto the mom's tits, hoping for a better look.
I didn't even realize ass was the focus, until it was replayed.
>I dont "simply enjoy" a beautiful painting by beating my balls flat over it.
then you're doing it wrong
That's a lie.
Holly Willoughby
No, futa male is straight up "I want to get fucked in the ass". So you self insert as the male.
It's also possible that they're not willing to admit that they're gay, so they use a futa as kind of training wheels, before they transition into just straight up gay porn.
Wat? No it isn't. That's when you aren't ashamed, dum brainelt.