Attention Yea Forums posters, this board is now part of the Furon Empire. Your benelovent masters welcome you

Attention Yea Forums posters, this board is now part of the Furon Empire. Your benelovent masters welcome you.
At this time we wish to abduct you for the purpose of scientific research. The procedure will be protracted and invasive.

Do you have any objections?

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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I am addressing you! Respond, or be vaporized!

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>post yfw anal probed

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Hey you owe me money

I only ever played the first one, and I barely remember it. Is it worth going back and playing? How are the sequels?

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The second game is an improvement in almost every way
The third game... The third game doesn't exist

The second one is great. Everything else is shut. I hope the new one coning out will be good.

Destroy all Humans 1 one is great, esp the first few levels but I feel the 2nd half is weak

Destroy all Humans 2 is even better, better characters, setting, weapons etc

everything else is garbage

>I hope the new one coning out will be good

what

wait what

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Should I bother going back and replaying the first one then, or is it fine to skip to 2?

>quest where you have to kill the hippie that made your cult
>he is reincarnated the amount of times you've died in the game
What a soulful game.

I would play through the 1st one before going to the 2nd one, it's hard to go back to the 1st one after you see how much better gameplay wise the 2nd one is

Thq announced it being in development on the cripplechan ama that caused a shitstorm.

Source

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please dont be shit

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Is Big Willy worth playing?

fuck i loved destroy all humans two till I got 100%

New DAH will be revealed at E3

According to THQ Nordic AMA

The first one is still extremely enjoyable, despite it's age
I'd play through it again just for the setting and aesthetics because the second game goes for a completely different style and presentation, but it isn't necessary

Furon's vs Invader Zim aliens, who would win?

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invader zim aliens as in the full fleet, or just zim and maybe a couple other retards?
I'd still say furons honestly, even though they're basically the same, only the aliens from invader zim were well trained super soldier, and zim was a total fuckup.

Well Crypto destroys both the US government and the Soviet KJB seemingly on his own, we don't really see what other Furons are capable of.

Why are you green?

Aren't they basically capable of cloning him infinitely? I was under the impression that crypto was just the clone variant of some long-running genetic project to create the ultimate being for conquering shit.

We see in Destroy all Humans 3 albeit executed poorly
From the creation of cyborg warrior slave races to the ability to psychokinetically freeze time. The Furons are a force to be reckoned with

MOOOOON RIVVERR

Crypto 137 conquers the United States
Crypto 138 defeats the KGB, the Martians and the rest of the United States
136 is the one at the beginning of the first game but canonically, only one Crypto at a time is active

Fuck off, Big Willy and Path of the Furon was great

I never played the 2nd one though. All my friends at school played that one and I missed out on many schoolyard chats

I know they aren't active all at once, but simply being able to just throw them at your foes for only minor detrimental dna fuckery is horrifying enough.

All Crypto clones retain the memory of the previous one, so they're still technically the same Crypto.

Big Willy, sure
But Path of the Furon? Do you even remember playing that game? The frames would drop to 5fps just by turning the camera, the ai was batshit retarded, characters and textures would pop in only when you're right next to the object. The story was unfinished, the brains/DNA mechanic was replaced by literal score points

SHE'S SUCH A LOVELY SUNNY DAY!

>That stupid destroy all human battleground game fake leak