This is a solid meal for any adventurer on the go

>century egg

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A hardy meal for the hardy dwarven constitution. Out of frame is a tall mug of ale.

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Those sausages look great.

>renders
Is it really?
Looks real to me

Snails+ garlic butter is god tier.

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I eat bags of sand

Dried plums are gross, but the rest of that food looks great.

Doubt it. Seems like user do photoshoots of foods for whatever reason.

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that's just fucking gross. Leave thread, please.

A dour meal for the dour grey dwarves. Twisted forever by Illithid corruption, the grey dwarf adventurer has not even the solace of their respite time meal to look forward to.

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Alright what's going on in here?

>raw mushrooms
yikes

>they eat straight ginger
jesus christ

Made another batch of mead the other day lads.
I gave up alcohol for lent but I drank some whilst siphoning.
Am I going to hell now?

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the different light setups for each pic is triggering me. Please, stop

Just say thirty hail marys whilst crossing yourself

Pussy. Just bite into it like an apple

Comfy as fuck thread thanks boss. Makes me think about my good old D&D campaigns back when I had friends.

There can be only one.

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why is there half eaten food in the pile?

Perfect wholesome meal for an adventurer

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The bounty of the great swamps are open and free to any Lizardkin worth their scales. No true Lizardman has ever gone hungry in his element.

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Drums. It's not even a question.

they should have put the window at 12' not 4'

My neighbor stops drinking wine and spirits on lent, and drinks ciders instead.
God bless him

crawfish is a cute but fuck eating frogs

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Who in their right minds prefer flats?

What do crickets taste like?

Flats, drums are messy and more bone than meat.

It's all about the phrasing, innit

I used to be drums, but I have come to like flats more now.

He must be a foodographer.

But you're fine with the grasshoppers?

A ration for the adventuring catgirl

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no

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Women desu

Dried plums are called prunes

I'd eat everything but the blackberries

Still practical, yet possessed of that inescapably Elven flair. At once light, filling and nutritious.

An unrefined palate would be wont to gorge themselves on this common Elven fodder.

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ty, have a christ chan
I only ever drink alcohol I brew myself to cut down but whenever I make a batch I always end up binging it with my mates.
I used a plenty of nutmeg for this stuff though and it tasted pretty good out the tank.

Is that a fucking ginger root

Is fish the most comfy adventuring meal

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Drums are easier to hold and make less of a mess. I don't know about you, but I hate eating things like ribs because I just don't like getting messy. It's arguable if there's more meat on flats than drums, but still.

Honeycomb is good shit.

THe ultimate video game feast

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Can't stand Hi-Chew
I'll take the pocky and ramune though
>ywn be a cute, spunky catgirl adventurer

shit forgot pic

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Yeah, I don't like prunes, raisins, tried cranberries - all that jazz. The texture is just awful and the taste is lacking.

Are those jelly mushrooms?

Yes.
Yes it is.
Fish is the superior protein source.

Trick question, you picked the wrong gods to worship

Dried fish would be good if it kept long enough i suppose

What's this?

nice pics brew

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>Can't remember the last time I had Pocky
I miss it. The Almond one is tasty as fuck.
>There was one Pocky flavor I found one time that was Salty
>Never been able to get it away
Salt + Milk Chocolate will never not be delicious.

Looks like molten metal

pretty sure those are skyrim soups

Best one so far.

HAIL MERLIN
DEATH TO THE CHRISTIANS
ARRRRRRRGH
I pray to both

Special beverage for your seasoned adventurer.

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>No meat
fucking knife ears

Are you eating in jail?

A feast on the go. The joyful and wily gnome pursues adventure, invention and food with the same gusto.

And yes, he's brought enough to share.

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so fucking cringy

but there's fish right there

Why is fantasy adventurer food so appealing to look at?

Merlin and King Arthur are christian myths tho

>People on Yea Forums unironically drink Monster
You people make me sick.

He's contributing more to this board than you are, faggot.

Salty Pockys that aren't really Pockys. For a quick meal.

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because it's always presented to look so much better than it would in reality

Cringe

looks good

That's a lot for a gnome.

Matcha ones are great too
Banana is my favorite though

Canned coffee and caloriemate are all you need for a motorbike journey.

>not eating from the land by catching foraging and cooking your own meals

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>And yes, he's brought enough to share.

it says he brought enough to share

Wrong, it was adapted to fit the christian stories predominantly by the french

How is this cringe what the fuck

When did v get overrun by 12 year olds who literally think everything is cringe

a few of the many dishes available to the royal adventurer and his bros

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I do wonder what real catgirl rations would be, probably some garden herbs, a sweet bread, and a smoked river fish.

A meal fit for a Halfling. In presentation, an evolution of the human ration, pale imitation of the gnomish meal.

Humble. Without pretense. Undistinguished. Descriptors without significance to the halfling.

What's important is that after two or three of these, he'll be ready to set off again.

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>Not posting the best one

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>bottom middle
>just a slice of garlic(?) toast

But what about second breakfast?

Why is most of this just Slav food?

where is this fucking food from

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How tf do you find calorie mate outside of japan

actual hunters ration coming through

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shut up faggot

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>no pocket dried broth
So close.

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I could see myself eating that at home.

how many calories in this meal?

I want some pickles now.

is this what american kids eat?

Nobody could eat a plate of paella like that on his own.

Ha! We wish. Our food is a shit ton more bland and tasteless.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE FUCKING COINS???

>(((gnomes))) getting the biggest pile of food while being the smallest race

>Have a Japanese place next to me
>Get some chicken yakimeshi
>Pour yum yum sauce over it and stir it up
>Fucking delicious

>bland and tasteless.
thats not true though even your bread tastes like dessert

Its not

>retard unable to read

not in the fucking school cafeterias, eurofag

tumblr

Concern for presentation had no impact to the Half-Orc assembling this ration.

This isn't even a meal, really. It's blade oil. It's a fresh bow string. It's a tool to make his body bigger and stronger.

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shh, dyel

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what's that white thing on the right, user?

It is a ration

wtf im an orc now

the chaddest meal so far

>March 100 miles carrying 40lbs of equipment
>only to stop and eat this once a day

How'd they do it?

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Don't make me play skyrim user. I've got all the mods for an adventurer.

Now THAT'S a ration

>implying a (((gnome))) would willing share his food

You have never been to america

>And yes, he's brought enough to share.

Gnome confirmed most based adventure buddy.

are those onions on the right?

cheese

>dried fruit
>fatty sausage
>whole grain bread
it's a solid meal to get the runs

He's a Jewish adventurer

yes i have, ive been to a plenty of places

Youre eating some bad pussy

I'm not surprised that half orcs are ones to enjoy eggs still with their shells on, they've lots of bulging muscle to fuel, any extra nutrient can only be a boon

What else could they be

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>meat
Oh no no no.

fuck yeah i love eating eggs and nuts with their shells

This is a solid meal for an american adventurer.

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If you think you bread is like dessert, then no. You are lying.

glass potatoes

>Eating coins and rocks
Dumb adventurers

Real adventurers eat headcheese

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Add a pint of beer and that would be one hella good meal

Maybe they're hard-boiled eggs you donut

perhaps you just havent been to outside of america, user. your bread tastes very sweet

these were just themed ration photo shoots. the coins are there for further 'different fantasy culture' flavor

i don't understand how yuro's can pretend to think this is disgusting, it's so good

what kind of cheese?

>drow ration
More like french ration.

When you have teeth like an orc, shells don't really matter

what in gods name is that?

>not eating raw eggs
Pleb
I bet you get sick just seeing steak tartar

Jewish bread tastes salty for some reason.

>drinking beer with a meal
That's a meme user nobody actually does that.

I have lived in Ireland for 4 years. Our bread is no different than theirs.
stop talking bullshit.

This is the only good thread on Yea Forums right now and it's only tangentially related to vidya

A brutal spread for its brutal consumer. Though the goblins and slaves worked to round the meal out with more...refined articles of bread and dried meat, the bone of a freshly slain beast makes for the orcs favorite and only input.

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>Tfw mutt
>The half orc meal resonates with me the most
They don't eat the eggs raw right?

cream cheese

Better have some bees in that honeycomb for extra protein.

I work with an old romanian guy who fucking does this. So gross.

that's some slav dish, it's basically jelly meat.

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that's potjevleesch

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everything looks good except the bones

>nutmeg

based

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Everyone in Yurop does that, with mby the exception of Romance speaking nations

A mouth watering delight. Both soft and crunchy.

oh nice

head. cheese.

>stuffed scotch-bonet pepper

Fucking Orcs are madmen.

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You don't need half as much food as we eat these days. Think about it. You shouldn't shit out half of your meal every single day.

gimme all you got

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>stuffed peppers
>those bones

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OP, are these yours or are you just reposting?
Nice thread either way

are you telling me people just brought a bottle of wine everywhere they went

Holodets' is actually pretty tasty. You can slice it up and spread mayonnaise on it. Great stuff.

Based хoлoдeц

You forgot the gravy

Some faggot made travel meals inspired on each of LOTRs races a couple years ago. I guess user saw them and thought THS WOULD MAKE A GREAT THREAD ON VIDEOGAME FORUM Yea Forums

Specifically, cheese of the goat variety

They don't eat it
they drink it

>no human baby
That's no orc ration.

Hes a small guy

Based brainlet.
If anything, you’d need more food if you were outdoors walking with gear and doing shit all day.

This is easily the best thread in a while. Drink some fucking milk before your bones permanently form to your chair, you faggot.

Alright, carry on.

I can't even identify half the foods in these pictures

Looks like some high-class Norwegian prison food

(they probably do)

That's all.

Thanks guys for the thread guys. Ya'll have a good'n.

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there's always one

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Then you might be an alien.

i enjoyed this thread

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A guy from my work gave me some of this shit to try, I almost threw up after putting a single piece in my mouth.
My grandmother loves that shit though, I can't watch when she eats it, especially when something starts crunching.

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>
Halflings are slavs

Looks like meat's back on the menu.

>3 eggs
That is not nearly enough to give to the wounded Elf adventurer

Thx mate, that was thoroughly enjoyable thread

People that enjoy meat instead of sucking on a bone like they no doubt suck on dick

I see, thanks.

And he was right

Post video game food

Good day and god bless you sir.

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>plastic utensils
found the burger

It's just meat preserved in gelatin. What's gross about that?

I mean I guess I can sorta see, some kind of pastry, some kind of sausage, some kind of cheese, some kind of meat product (???), but specifics? I have clue.

so what did people drink with this

Thanks. Off to play some dwarf fortress now.

mead, ale, wine
Pretty obvious 2bdesu

>Some fucking faggot-ass literally tumblr content is the "best thread in a while"

Explains a lot

I got it user

Some form of alcohol. Or water if it was clean.

good thread

trash, obviously. since the retard cooked them on too high heat

>tfw can't be an orchestra
I'm allergic to Brazil nuts

LMAO, whitoids so dumb they eat raw food, whitey know nothing about muh spices

>orchestra
i love phone posters

Fish often isn't considered meat for weird nonsense reasons

Good thread senpai, we should do more of these.

>meat
It's shit meat, scraps, anything from ears, tails, head, sinew and other shit.
I'd rather eat baloney or spam

Someone post the projectile vomiting pepe

Nice, finally some good zmarźlina (or galareta). Fucking amazing meal with some hard vodka.

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Make wine from blump helmets

Their own piss.

It's literally just boiled meat in a broth with natural jelly that comes from bones, what the fuck. It's delicious you fucking mongoloid.
Get some nice mustard (not the yellow hotdog shit) or horseradish with it and you're golden. With a piece of black bread mhmmm

Looks like dog food.

That's exactly what you feed to dogs.

mmm yes i'd love to try some jelly vomit

>It's literally just boiled meat in a broth with natural jelly that comes from bones, what the fuck. It's delicious you fucking mongoloid.
>It's delicious

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Anyone else live on a dollar a day noodles and bread

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This post literally reeks of newfaggotry
Let me guess, Reddit was getting "too soft" for you and you wanted some proper edge action on Bengalese coconut harvesting forum

The more I look at this the more I think what the fuck am I looking at. What kinda food groups is that satisfying? Is that supposed to be potato chips and ketchup?

user, you'd get called a bitch and told to fuck off if you ever tried to avoid eating some galareta in Poland. You think you're good enough for vodka, but are afraid of some appetizers? Don't be a pussy.

Only bumblefuck idiots make it that way. You're supposed to use normal meat with gelatin.

Yes, gelatin comes from bones. Too late to retch out that Jello you ate as a kid!

Oops, one more. How easy it is to forget the Svirfneblin. Without a calendar or written language, one wonders if they would prefer that they forget themselves too.

Certainly gnomish in portion size. Not intended for sharing however.

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>eating that shit voluntarily
>calling me a mongoloid
If you've ever seen how it's made, then you wouldn't want to eat that shit. If it was only meat in gelatin, that'd be fine, but there's so much crap in it, and I ptsd from having to eat this as a kid.

>more cheese and meat than bread in all of these
Ration my fucking ass. Lavish meal for some posh richfag more like. Noblemen OUT!

by who?

Oh fuck, that'd make a pretty good base for a nice soup

What the fuck is that thing on the top left side?

What the FUCK is that thing on the top left

is that a dick

cow tongue i think

Yesterdays coffee

Good thing I'm never going to the shit hole that is Poland

>gnome eating an entire cow tongue
Doubt.

Yummy

>moss and pebbles
not that's some real fibre

is it served cold or hot? if the former, could be yikes for me

I've made it myself countless times you dipshit. You get a beef tongue or some nice lean meat, put it in the pot with bones, knees and hooves. Boil it for a few hours with spices to taste. Pick the meat and cut\tear it, dispose of bones and other unedibles. Cool. Eat.
It's fucking delicious, idk what kind of shit did you try or how fucked are your tastebuds

Who is eating what?

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cold, i like to add vinegar on top of it for that extra sour kick

This is legit delicious looking but my thing has always been the fucking retarded thick ass patty meme that a lot of gourmet burgers like to do. Like motherfucker i want to bite into this you retarded bitch

No, but this is.

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>adventurers
>not rich

They're all eating dicks.

someone is putting testosterones in baldy's onions

this here's my jam

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Polend is unironically one of the best remaining countries in gayrope.
t. traveled for 3 years across europes