>Game has hidden mechanics
You literally cannot defend this. Hiding moves/systems from the player and still designing enemy encounters around them should be punishable by exile to the colonies.
Game has hidden mechanics
Zachary Long
Jacob Hernandez
>he didn't know how to use the 3 shells
Stay mad, faggot.
Sebastian Lopez
For example?
David Adams
It's amazing how an off hand joke from a 90s movie that would have been considered average schlock has still so firmly embedded itself into the cultural zeitgeist 25 years later
Nathaniel Reed
someone is mad because they suck at video games
Owen Young
>Mechanics make no sense
Connor Ross
Luis Richardson
>Mechanic is pointless but awesome
Dylan Green
>Mechanics actually help and improve the experience
Levi Carter
The joke of the 3 seashells is that Islam has taken over and you just wipe with you hand.
Levi White
>Mechanics don't work
Jayden Campbell
>you have to use the guide to figure out mechanics
Carter Thomas
Why are they making you do it?
Samuel Cox
So 3 new shells have to be replaced every single time someone shits? That's a full time job. Who does that?
Mason Richardson
Most of a game is discovering said mechanics or having them slowly revealed as you play to ramp up the complexity of the gameplay.
Knowing everything from the start means you have basically already finished the game.
There is nothing left to discover or learn. All the cards are on the table, and everything is boring and predictable.
If a game is "competitive" or has some drivel like online pvp, then I can understand your frustration. The easiest solution is to not play multiplayer trash skinnerboxes and to have some sex so you can realize that a victory in a videogame is not the end goal of a videogame.
Hunter Wood
fuck you buddy, demo man is kino
Jacob Scott
>beginning of a game gives you all the mechanics unlocked and you're at full strength before stripping you completely
Adrian Watson
what if you got the runny shits
Jace Morgan
Then you use the conch shell
Kayden Wright
Your mom is an average schlock
Matthew Lopez
OP, why did you start a new thread when the old one is still up?
Caleb Robinson
EGWF in the Tekken games.
>mfw kept seeing Kazuya go "DORYA" and had no idea what the fuck that was
What's the point of having a command list if you're gonna hide moves anyway
Juan Sanders
Daniel Gomez
This is the future of transportation.
Brody Garcia
This joke is older than the movie. There are 3 buttons, one for water jet to clean your ass, one to dry and the last is a tampon remover but you must not press it if you're a dude.
Carter Sanchez
>game has all the content in place; tons of weapons, tons of unique magical attack, various enemy designs with wildy different shapes and sizes, could easily have types with weaknesses like undead to holy, armored to maces etc.
>the mechanics are dogshit and don't take advantage of all that effort
Adrian Lopez
>Game mechanic requires multiple players
Elijah Ramirez
What is this?
Samuel Roberts
A cat
Henry Butler
Every fighting game ever.
Mason Reed
Droplets under stoboscopic light.
Ian Lewis
It's ok to be designed for multiplayer, as long as a fallback path exists.
E.g, Magicka. The difficulty is the same whether one person is playing or four, but is completely beatable given a solid grasp of the game mechanics.