>Dante channels Michael Jackson
So did they literally try to make the ultimate 30yo boomer simulator on purpose?
Dante channels Michael Jackson
Yes and it's glorious.
What's your obsession with this "boomer" shit?
Dante's always been a dork, and as he gets older he just becomes more shameless in it. DMC6 and he'll be making puns and telling demons "back in my day..."
why do you spam this shit in every dmc thread?
>fucking hyped to use it
>it's a weapon that use your currency
Yep. I will use it when everything is unlocked, I guess...
Leaving Neverland? Not a fan
Michael Jackson? Innocent
Fucking nice
But Dr. Oneshot is the fastest way to farm orbs and unlock everything within mere hours.
You are correct frogposter
Have a nice day, sir
You don't get it. You spend currency with it to get EVEN MORE currency.
It aint called "Faust" for nothing.
He's old.
Literally one of his lines is "damn... I'm old"
>It aint called "Faust" for nothing.
Why is it called Faust? I thought it was a reference to the dmc4 enemy(even when one doesnt look at all like the other, but whatever)
Faust made a deal with the devil
But why did he have to sleep in beds with kids though? No matter how you try to defend it , shits mad suspect
Faust is a character from an old fairy tale. Basically 'be careful what you wish for' because you trade damage for your currency.
michael jackson's "bedroom" is bigger than duplex, it has two stories
he had no childhood and wanted to make up for it by hanging out with kids. Kind of weird, but there's no evidence he was raping kids.
Deal with it underage faggot.
Does "faustian deal" mean nothing to you little zoomer? Read a book sometimes.
He WAS fucked up in the head, just not in that way. Life of fame from the earliest years fucked up his childhood big time.
age may have nothing to do with it, retard
not everyone studies foreign literatures, chill
>Life of fame
I think his abusive father was a way bigger factor
>doesn't know the basics of classic literature
>calls others retard
I pity you, brainlet.
Noooo he was a pedophile stop glorifying him reeeeee
Probably didn't make things better either, yeah
> I thought it was a reference to the dmc4 enemy(even when one doesnt look at all like the other, but whatever)
How much of a fucking brainlet are you?
>classic literature
dude it's just some german fable, greek and roman literatires are CLASSIC
Shit bros. What if dante went to neverland? He was an orphan afterall. Probably where he learned all his cuhrayzieness
>But why did he have to sleep in beds with kids though?
I don't think anyone would deny that the dude was touched in the head. It just wouldn't have seemed weird to him I guess. Doesn't mean that he fucked them.
Doesn't mean he didn't either, I really don't know. But the dude was fucking mental and it's quite easy for me to believe that he was just full-on regressing to childhood because his actual one was so fucked up.
Well, none of the alleged victims had anything bad to say about him. Besides the few that were proven to be con-artists, at least.
Yea Forums truly is a basement-dwelling, high school dropout brainlet board. Imagine not knowing who Faust is
it's ok buddy, faust is a nice fairy tale
maybe it reminded him of how he share a bed with his brothers and sisters.
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