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you guys aren't dead weight, are you?

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UNGA ME NOT DEAD WEIGHT BUNGA

>Nidhogg transformation

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finally, user who shares me feelings

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I'm trying to by S-Ranking HaH

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Idk man, as Nero I always feel like I am "out of moves" before things get really stylish. What am I doing wrong?

You gotta hit multiple enemies with your combos. Especially when you have MAX-Act with abilities like Streak. Also using your DT abilities also help.

Are you in NG+? You unlock some shit in NG+
Also are you doing the air taunt? Are you exceeding? Remember red queen has 4 different combos

>stopped playing for 5 days because of college
>Completely lost my Dante Hands
AAAAAAA, WHAT THE FUCK

ME TOMBUNGA

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if you were talking about 4 I'd agree with you, but he has a shitload of variety now. just practice and switch things up.

So V hires dante to kill Urizen, right? And he pays in cash, up front?

Where the hell did V get the money for that?

He robbed people

truck stop bathrooms.

He found it lying on the street.

I'm only half dead weight now, finally getting the hang of enemy step to keep the combo in the air, although I still need to learn to get on the ground before the enemy and see which are the best moves to juggle them in the air.

His Demon pets helped in in persuading people to generously donate their money towards a worthy cause.

Wait, so now I'm supposed to do both a knuckle and a rev, both of which have different timings, on each attack? I don't know if I can do this bros.

T-thanks Steam

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why am i so scared of not getting an s rank

You could always just pirate it and use the El Donte mod.

dead weight?
yep, irl.

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he pulled a heist

well I'm almost done, just have to do easy mode

>HARDEST STAGE TO S-RANK (my opinion):
1. Mission 18 DMD
2. Mission 14 HaH
3. Mission 10 DMD

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>DmC
>Great soundtrack

I can't see shit

the novel says he robbed people on the street, he didnt even get very much but Morrison accepted it since he didnt want more people to get hurt

What do you get for beating Hell and Hell?

Sometimes, I almost feel bad for Adam. then I remember he sent his nudes to 17 year old girls, and scared them away by saying he wanted them to watch him get fucked by other men

If exceed is to red queen,
then knuckle is to exceed

i agree with that list with one change, my list would be
1. mission 18 DMD
3. mission 18 HaH
2. mission 10 DMD

What's the difference between snatch and wire snatch?

Doesn't seem like anything, as far as I could tell. I also found it easier than DMD to be honest, enemies have less than half the HP and you don't have to worry about style since it's all a no-damage run. The one exception would be V, his HaH missions are much more difficult since summons die in one hit.

IGNITE THE flame

CLOAKER'S GOT V

has there been any testing done on Cavaliere R vs Cavaliere.

>R version has air stinger, and less super armor (how much less?). I also heard R was slightly faster, is this true?

Snatch catches 2 enemies in DT.
Wire snatch gets buffed by Rawhide.
You can use Wire snatch while using Hold with the Devil Bringer, and you can use normal snatch while charging Breakers.

sold his boipucci

>Nidhogg on DMD

AUGGHAHAHAHAHAHGSGSGAFSHDJDKFNDKGBF

>great soundtrack

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>You can use Wire snatch while using Hold with the Devil Bringer, and you can use normal snatch while charging Breakers.
That's true, didn't think of that.

R is much fastrr but no hyper armor/minimal stagger.

NOW

>played dmc4
>quit as the world was life- and colorless
>played dmc donte
>quit as the combat got repetitive
>played dmc5
>looks and plays well
>quit when realising i'm just button mashing

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oh, so it is faster? I'll need to test that then. I was thinking of going back to the original since I barely used Air Stinger on higher difficulties, but the faster speed would be a huge benefit.

SPLIT MYSELF IN THREE

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It has a great soundtrack though

retard

guys, how the fuck do I kill more demons than Vergil on the credits sequence?
I've tried about 5 times now and it's driving me nuts
doesn't help that I have to replay the fucking Nero VS Vergil battle every single time I want to try to beat it again

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ALL THESE VOICES INSIDE OF MY HEAD
BINDING MY SIGHT IN A CURTAIN OF RED
FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER

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>can easily consistently parry in dark souls 1 and 2
>always end up panicking and fucking up rg and parries in dmc5
is this reason enough to hang myself and not use a gorb

For DMC1, how hard is it to go from normal mode to hard mode once you finish the game if that's your very first time completing the game? It looks like you're forced to go with the hard mode for a second playthrough.

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R is faster.

just practise a bit in the void

how do i get good at obliterating sin scissors

>think people are full of shit for saying you can grind mission 13 for orbs since I didn't get much
>suddenly start spamming the hat move in gunslinger
>don't think I'm getting much
>check my orb count by the time I finish the first run of this
>1.4 million
>started out at 100k
Too bad I don't have DMD to do this.

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farm red orbs and hold down fire with faust

BANG BANG BANG
PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER

...

If you are on NG+ It's okay, although bosses become bitches and on DMD they become roadblocks.

Lolno

Parry, shoot

we need a version of that comic that changes ur a fag and vergil to ur ded weit and nero.

Depends on the character

>Nero: Use Helter Skelter. Keep mashing Circle until their scissors are completely broken. Shoot once, dead.

>Dante: Cavaliere to break scissors

>V: Spam Griffon's divebomb, summon nightmare etc

>tfw changed the battle music to devil trigger for every character
No regrets

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also on higher difficulties, Dante only has to fight scissors in one spot (right before King Cerberus). You fight three of them at once + a Fury, this room is almost a mandatory SDT so it doesn't matter.

Hi Barry

>HaH mission 10
Fucking Judecca unfun enemies, and RG gets shitted on in this mode.

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Dear DMCfags,
Barry is infesting our threads too. Please dispose of him

Much love and much success to your new game

not an argument
you guys should be at

You start out with a full bar of Sin DT so using that would probably really help.

Almost got SoS Virgil down with Royal Guards but having him break a RG because the timing was off hurts like hell next to reflecting his summoned swords back at him.

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Hi Bob

you don't even know the purpose of /vg/ and weren't around when it was made.

Mission 10 HaH is one of the top 5 hardest missions to S rank

Some good tips:
>the "mandatory" fight against two Chaos + Baphomet can be skipped. If you jump into the secret green room right before it, spawn the enemies there, then run outside, the "mandatory" fight will never spawn.
>abuse Faust. You can use Faust's meteor to kill both Judeccas as they spawn in, once you get the timing down it's easy.
>save your SDT for the Fury + Hellbat, super stinger the fury then use your super move before your meter runs out

you do???????
fuck me

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>be on DMD
>only find out I have autoattack mode

Not that I really need it since SSS is kinda easy

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Either play Human or Heaven or Hell.

Should start getting publicly banned on sight or be forced a trip at this point

Can someone tell me the name of the song that plays while you're fighting the familiars in mission 18?

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>the "mandatory" fight against two Chaos + Baphomet can be skipped. If you jump into the secret green room right before it, spawn the enemies there, then run outside, the "mandatory" fight will never spawn.

holy shit i wish i knew that

It's alright if you didn't know, I only found out myself when I was trying to do the credit fights myself and wondered if you did. Good Luck user.

which threads would be that, Sekiro I presume?

It’s a remix of Psycho Siren from DMC 1.

>PREPARE TO DIE
Is this a fucking Dark Souls reference? Capcom confirmed for bros

HaH feels 10 times harder than DMD just because of the pressure of not making a single mistake even if the enemies can't DT.

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You're the deadest of weights.

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Depends on the character. HaH is much more difficult for V, slightly more difficult for Nero, and honestly easier for Dante (because his missions are the hardest to S rank without no-damage).

> It's a Dante mission

The whole game should've been just Nero and V

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>Griffon
Grilled Tandoori Smoke
>Shadow
Silent Siren
>All three
Psycho Machine

>455578871
Not even going to give a (You)

put your head in a blender you absolute swine

thanks, shame Psycho Machine only goes for like a minute on the OST download (the part where it actually kicks in)

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yea, now i did it first try
thanks

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>It's a Nero mission
>It's a Nero boss battle

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>play as Nero
>spam left trigger for max exceed every swing
>do one or two combos
>easy S rank
>play as V
>button mash triangle and square
>summon nightmare everytime bar fills (which is often)
>easy S rank
>play as Date
>work hard to memorize combos
>always get S rank or higher on the stylish meter by switching weapons on the fly
>get A rank
What the flying fuck. Why are Dante's missions so fucking hard?

>no S rank on human
Disappointing, it is real challenge in itself to get a high rank before killing the enemies

>Dante's missions so fucking hard?
Just use shotgun/double kalina and DSD/Cerberus

Can't be hard when you also have Sin DT

He means hard to S-Rank

Heaven and Hell is easier than Human.
Both modes are easy to get S rank. Take no damage and just jump on enemies heads until you get an A rank, air taunt, and then do a stylish killing blow will net you S ranks and S rank for the mission.

poppin SDT and then Judgement kills fucking everyone

this game has worse enemies than dmc3/4

>behemoths with huge hp, jank hitboxes and insta charges
>hell judecca
>empusa queen has terrible hitboxes and too much hp
>proto-angelos that take like 5 minutes to kill

>user use a pic to describe his own post

You'd be surprised at how much money you can make sucking dick.

>DTd Fallen, Enigma, Soul Eater
>DTd Mephisto, Faust
no thanks i'd prefer the beefy type enemies

>proto-angelo
>they DT
>whittle them down
>they do that charge horizontal slash
>I can RG every other attack of theirs, why not this one?
>miss it every time
>lose 80% of my HP or die
the fight goes on for so long I literally stop caring about whether I live or not

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>I literally stop caring about whether I live or not
A SWARM OF FURY WASHES OVER MY HEAD DOESN'T MATTER TO ME IF I'M ALIVE OR DEAD

is anyone else having issues with mission 4 where the enemies in the second fight dont spawn in?

I don't get how DT works for enemies, is it timed or it activates when their health is low?

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works on my machine
post a screenshot?

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SoS mission 11 is the first full length mission where I've straight up died. Boss handed my ass to me. God damn I suck shit with Dante.

It's a bit absurd how much punishment Proto-Angelo's can take on DMD. I've dropped a meteor on them, hit them with a half full Release and slapped their shit with Sin DT with Judgement as the ender and they're still ready to get back up and be annoying.

Did they patch orb grinding in mission 13 as Dante? Seems like I make less orbs.

>S ranking everything on all difficulties
Not in a million years fag

someone please post the nero dante boomer webm from mission 19 please you know the one

Taunts makes them activate it

I just encountered a Fury that wouldn't stop doing the gotta go fast teleport around the room. I don't know if the AI struggles with smaller arenas. Is there a way to stop it? It was just looping over and over while my style meter drained.

I want to farm some orbs, does it matter which difficulty I choose? I'm going to do that hat thing on m13

it feels nice to be popular.
if only this was something actually useful

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how the fuck do you deal with Angelos in mission 10 DMD? I'm not a retard am I?

>DMD Goliath
Goddamn that fucker has quite a health bar behind him. Kind of bummed out there's no other place to buster throw him after the clocktower.

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IMPORTANT: Can you start a new game on son of sparda difficulty?

you can buster him when he charges

PLEASE

TWO MILLION COPIES SOLD

You have to beat Devil Hunter first to unlock Son Of Sparda.

Yeah but can you start a new game after that? So you start at SoS but need to unlock moves again? You could do it in 1 and 3

I think that user meant another place to throw him that's destructible.

Nah, it becomes NG+ after that. You keep everything from your previous play through.

I wish it was red orbs instead or something. Although all I even need those for anymore is the ex taunts and Dr Faust farming is fast af

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Any tips for mission 10 DMD S rank?

Don't know about Dante but for Nero is the easiest shit, just use the breakage move of ragtime as soon as it spawns and then use the breakage move of the buster arm and it dies right there.

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just don't get hit bro

Spam Ice age with Dante
Shuffle works really well for the fake out and the move where you hold triangle when it first shows up works too
Don't know about V

What do the devs think of American DMC fans?

>Dr Faust farming is fast af
I'm trying this right now, m13, and I'm not getting many orbs desu, I'm also getting hit very often

>cavalier on sos
hoyl fuck how do i do this

spam the gunslinger move

I kind of am, the game kicks my ass and I refuse to lower the difficulty.

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that's what I'm doing, but this isn't as fast as I thought it would be + I lose orbs when I get hit.

>People are actually bothering with SoS
Why tho?

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Just keep trying. Human is pretty brain dead, i would say DH is the old easy and SoS is a combo of normal and hard

>not wanting the all S ranks achievement

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why do i suck..... why do i have to be like this

Royal Guard when he starts the counter and Trickster if you need to avoid his range attacks and to close the distance. Balrog's blow mode does me wonders on parrying his sword strikes.

I literally just lost 10k from a single hit

I find Cavaliere fucking ruins the Angelo enemies.

Bowling Ball weapon in DMC6?

SoS difficulty = DMC 3 (Japanese Ver.) Normal difficulty

How do you do this?

What is the single most taxing thing in the graphics setting? I get stutters in cutscenes whenever something new appears, like a change of scene, an attack with new effects, or a texture change. Every time such a stutter happens the audio keeps going, so eventually in a cutscene with a lot of things changing like the one after defeating Goliath the audio gets descynced HARD and it sucks.

During gameplay its actually smooth 60FPS the entire time with no drops or stutters, so what's the setting that's causing the cutscene stutters?

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FARM FUCKING ORBS IF I LOSE 10K FROM ONE SINGLE HIT EVERY SINGLE TIME

Playing through DmD and so far I've been getting my fair share of S ranks. A couple of A ranks and one D rank that I need to go back and fix but god damn is this party crazy. I've not had this much fun with a game in a long time.

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No, you don't get it. It wasn't even attacking me. It was just doing that string where it teleports around you over and over. I was standing in the middle of the room waiting for it and it wouldn't come to me.

>Here have Hell Judecca with a mob
>Here have a Fury
>Here have ANOTHER Hell Judecca with ANOTHER mob
>Here have ANOTHER Fury WITH a Hellbat
What the fuck were they smoking with the enemy placement in this mission? I'd rather fight the Nobodies.

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for how long? did you end up restarting the mission?

She's so perfect.

>enemies have just enough health to help style on them all day
DMD means I can let loose but my human difficulty playthrough I had to really hold back and not nuke every empusa into nothing.

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HOW THE FUCK I DEAL WITH HELL JUDECCA AND FURIES AS DANTE

I can't believe they not only fixed Nero's Devil Bringer being OP as fuck in 4, but improved, balanced, AND gave it a bunch of variety in 5.

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Dance of Sparda when?

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Find the dmc5config.ini (Steam>steamapps>common>DMC5) and change both the things that say DirectX12 to DirectX11, that should cut out most of the stuttering. Other than that I don't know, I tried cutting down all the settings but gave up, set everything back up and it barely affected how much it happens.

Probably at least 20 seconds. Wouldn't bother me so much if not for how style ranking works in this game.

>Mega Man 11
>Resident Evil 2
>Devil May Cry 5
Why is Capcom suddenly back? Are we going to get a sudden amazing new Street Fighter next?

With max. Dr Faust and spamming the gunslinger move in the last part of Mission 13 it's easily 500000 orbs in about 10 minutes. When you are surrounded by enemies and spam the hat trick too (B/Circle the second you catch the hat after the gunslinger move) you build up style which gives more orbs. Also when there are lots of annoying enemies staggering you just use your DT

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It's so nice to see a big single-player game again. One that's worth its money. That's mission based instead of open world.

Honestly even at the risk of sounding old, but DMC5 is a throwback to a better time. I really dislike the direction the industry has gone in the past decade.

God I sure hope so, hopefully they keep the characters they introduced to it in 6 and bring back Mika and Karin again.

Sparda was a wise silly devil who loved thick thighs with thigh highs.

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yeah 20 seconds is fucked up, probably a bug then

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WHAT CHANNEL IS THAT

You can dt / sdt
Luce + judgement is enough

is there some particular timing to JC caliber? i have a shitton of playtime between 4 and 5 on nero but somehow that input escapes me. the input timing is so close i just can't seem to pull it off. should i be doing caliber from far away?

If Nero got a Sin DT in a later game, what would it look like?

Everyone sucks when they start user just keep on training your timing and combos remember you are only a casual if you give up and don't forget to have fun.

Does V like video games?

You're only casual if you give up.

The Vergil Channel: Late Nite Edition

brother

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im on dmd, i cant stop getting b ranks and c ranks...

got it thanks!

No. He thinks vidya is for children

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Thank you user, I appreciate your answer.

haha i wonder if matt and pat are going to do a dmc5 playthrough

Have you considered not getting hit? You can make it easier by catching the hat whenever it comes back, it'll drag every hatted enemy to you and knock 'em down.

If you made it out of SoS without using gold orbs or even red orbs then you have a base to work off from. Use The Void for specific enemy practice and see what you can do.

Is Mozart still alive?

He'd probably grow tits

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Can you imagine Lady being raped by several of these things at once?

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state your business

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He would grow more Devil Bringers in the back, giving him the multi wing look, horns would get bigger and his body would get more covered on demon scales

my hands i just.. i cant do fast i cant be the speed

pat and woolie are
matt and pat are no longer friends

There’s only one correct answer.

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They were never friends to begin with.

it still hurts

Never.

i think i wanna say it

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>Fury wants to fast so it goes fast
>that one enemy type wants to use spells so it grows a shit ton of mouths for more incantations
>Nero misses his arm so bad that he grows 2 more in DT

So if demons want something, they can just get it I guess.

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Sparda looks chubby

Don't you dare

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Spardas Secrets to Simply Sublime Sexual Styles. It’s no secret he loves Thick Thighs.

>Start getting frustrated doing a mission over and over again
>Start doing worse each time
>No progress made since you started playing today
I think I'm done for today

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Did they retcon 2 to take place before 4 now?

>only 29 views
The Jews did this

Pat already did his play through.

>playing sos
>constant sss leading up to the boss
>"hell yeah i can do this no problem"
>choke and use gorb
hhnghgFFFFFhnnnnnngg EVERY TIME

At least you get through that is a good start but what is exactly the problem?
Can you not keep your style ranking up, or are you having trouble not getting screwed over by certain enemys.

Correct. Makes more sense actually

JJJJJJJ[/spoiler]IGNITE THE FLAME[/spoiler]

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Will they fight shirtless in the rain?

You just have to adapt and stick to it. I usually brute force my way into learning the enemy setups. DT is handy if you want to get out of sticky situations. Not sure if I can help with character specific guides. Nero for me is just handy with a constantly maxed out Blue Rose and timing Max Exceeds. Keeping the enemy in the air with jump cancels kept me alive so far. Dante will probably test me more with style switching and reaction times for Royal Guards.

i mainly just fumble during long fights, i just cant keep my rank up for so long without getting hit my reflexes arent good

Dismal

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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is guard flying still in?

I'm glad. Dante being sullen and moody makes more sense after 1.

ctrl+s

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Nope, inertia and reversals aren't in

This gets me motivated to try S ranking everything even though I'm not very good at the game!

>SoS Vergil
>Judgement Nut End comes out incredibly fast
How is he on DMD

i'm not convinced that's true. i don't think they were ever best friends but there were plenty of stories of them going to see a movie together or some shit out of work. woolie was the real friend of everyone in the group but they all got along well enough to hang out in free time, at least until matt got married

Stupid Files 11 when?

I try my hardest

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I used a gold orb today, I feel dirty.

Yeah, yamatos sheath is fused to dt vergil

>pat walking woolie through dante's moveset
>tells him royal revenge sucks and not to bother upgrading

that dumb motherfucker never ceases to infuriate me

Because Dante is weaker than V and Nero :D

Was this just luck or does the camera sometimes shift to give you a better view of far away enemies?

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AAA FFFFNNCKEKKK MY BRAIN JUST TURNS OFF WHEN THERE IS MORE THAN ONE ENEMY

yeah it does that a lot for me, it's actually kind of annoying

>instead of getting a photo, they got a picture painted

>Image for ants

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Its better off nor on dmd, you lose way more orbs if you get hit, plus you can do it easy on devil hunter mode.

god shes so goth mom

no idea but that was cool

I made a parry guide so I don't have to type everything out every time someone asks about parrying. If you notice anything I'm wrong about or am missing let me know.

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>>Mundus bow to the Spardasons
>>In contact with demons
>>Possess cuhrayzee-like abilities
>>Control Fortuna with an iron but fair fist
>>Own castles & demonic towers globally
>>Direct descendants of the Legendary Dark Knight
>>Will bankroll the first cities in Hell (Spardagrad will be be the first city)
>>Own 99% of combo research facilities on Earth
>>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Spardason babies
>>Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Fortunan monasteries & Area SSS
>>Ancient Order of the Sword scriptures tell of two demons who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of combo videos and unprecedented style with them
>>They own Devil Arm R&D labs around the world
>>You likely have Summon Swords inside you right now
>>The Spardasons are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of The Savior to the Order of the Sword. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Sanctus & the Satanist high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Satanist leader's first trip to Mallet Island in history literally a few days later to the Spardason bunker in Vortex World?
>>They learned fluent jump cancelling in under a week
>>Nation states entrust their gold orb reserves with the twins. There's no gold orb in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Spardason
>>The twins are about 4 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're absolutely crazy about it.

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>"I'm glad Air Raid isn't back."
>it's literally back

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I couldn't get any closer without losing the haze effect that made that particular face.

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>Literally just spamming punches with balgrock parries Furies
lmao

Cheesing S rank with V:
>Get yourself at an corner, starts Ex taunt, keep everything away with shadow

Cheesing S rank with nero:
>Grab the last monster, do Ex taunt. Works best in multi-wave battles.

Cheesing S rank with dante
Get fucked_______________________________________________

Crazy Talk is out of control.

>balgrock
That word doesn't even exist phone

This, i like. Good job user.

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what's that I smell

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what is dance macabre

Does anyone have that webm of Reuben squeezing that toy a lot?

......Nero is blue like Vergl though....what's all this red dante shit?

it's a move

>tfw you finally get to play as Dante

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speaking of royal revenge how come nobody seems to talk about that move. it's fucking amazing against some enemies. one pip of RG meter is a small price to pay to ruin a fury's day

how do i get style with nero

This is the hell you chose

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Sparda looks like he's about to drop the hottest orchestra

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Stick your dick in the disc slot of your console, or the fan of your PC. Menu should pop up.

Cheesing S rank with dante
Get stylish____________

cmon now move your feet

CUTE!

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Ants love DMC too! Don’t be so sacristy towards us

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nooooooooooooooooooooo

Maybe they really should have murdered each other at the end.

Do you think she preferred his human form in bed or demon form? or maybe even him transforming into demon form right as he came inside?

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!

I'm stuck on Vergil with Dante on DmD. What the fuck do I do? I can't play as Dante. Please I have to get through this I miss playing Nero.

What are sure fire ways of beating Vergil?

Sparda & Eva were too pure for this world

Can't escape the cancer that are fujos.

>us

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>guard flying isn't i-

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lmao nigga just use royalguard

Bruh.. gay

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What part are you getting stuck on?

Next Devil May Cry game should be open world

matt was always the weakest link but the Yakuza 0 playthrough really showed just what he brought to the table

That's not guard flying, that's guard gliding

you mean nerfed intertia???

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I swear if Bloody Palace doesn't include Vergil playable I'm gonna say the n word.

today i learned that vergil still has his health regen in DT (atleast on DMD), i thought he only regained a chunk of his health at once in this game

Remove yourself

>How about a kiss from your little brother?
>I'll make you submit, father.
Daily reminder that those are actual lines from the actual games. And you wonder why the fujos are obsessed with DMC.

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I can only get his health down like 40% sneaking in to get hits, and heavy rocket usage. But then phase, i'm completely FUCKED

I suck with Dante. please. I'm crying.

Considering Vergil’s woman was a thick thighed thigh highed wearing Christian goth freak, I think she loved him in both forms. Remember, Spardas last words

“Thick Thighs Saves Lives. But Thick Thighs with Thigh Highs Are A Dicks Demise”.
Vergil was just following his fathers words to the end.

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This but unironically. At the very least give us a hub world.

All this new Sparda art is beautiful.

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Where's Nero's mom now, actually?

What's so bad about saying nero?

Not open world perse, but more open, and it should have RPG elements in a way that doesn't harm it's core gameplay.

>never really played any Devil May Cry before
>the great music that's been spammed everywhere and the fact it's apparently dynamic battle music has gotten me really interested
YOU CAN NOT KILL ME. I AM OMEGA

>Demon Ants are watching this thread right now
>Baby phantoms still haven’t figured out the net yet.

Vergil is literally the Son of god to her. She is believer in the Savior. She would have sucked his Yamato holding appendage if she could have.

Thank you user, it’s very useful since I’m getting back to DMC after 7 years

You need to point out what killing you first.

WHY
THE
FUCK
IS
ACT
AND
MAX-ACT
SO HARD
TO HIT
IN DMC5

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In the same place where Jakes mother & Weskers mother is at. Dead or forgotten. But if I had to guess, still in fortuna

I've been working on DMD, I'm not even having that much difficulty, but I've been so busy lately, I barely have time for a mission a day, if that. I just finished 12 now.

Jump with Balrog to easily destroy the swords he puts around you. It's also pretty handy to deflect shit he throws at you. For his time stop, I switch to trickster to get away more easily, close the gap, switch to swordmaster to wail on him for a bit.

His doppelganger is trickier, but I just equipped sword and used stinger to get it whenever I saw an opening. Or you could pussy out and dodge until Vergil turns into a jetplane.

A Ghost song
youtube.com/watch?v=7Gr63DiEUxw

Go away and never come back

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Start playing nerd.

I just randomly mash L2 during combos and it works most of the time.

>not posting the remix version

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His damn teleporting shit and spam the oom oom oom shit. EVERYTHING is killing me in phase 2 once he goes DT, I suck.

but its supposed to be easier

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I bet I know who’s behind this shit. He’s learned to use Yea Forums.

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What stances do you usually use?

is this supposed to be the spencer dude from RE?

>playing dmc5 with dual gtx 480s
>use balrog for the first time
>computer ignites

Reflexes can be trained or rather you can learn how the enemys are showing which attack comes next you just need to get used to the timing and you can keep your rank up with a well timed parry or style action from Dante.
But do not tunnel vision on one guy you need to keep your eyes on the other bastards trying to kill you switch targets if needed and do not panic.
The game is hard especially for guys like you and me because I too suck at timing shit but I have a good memory and everytime I see an attack pattern that could hit me do I try to react fast enough to not get fucked over and it helps.
Also use the void it is the best way to train.

I would pay money to see Wesker and son, fight Vergil and son. Of course it's one sided tho, the spardas would beat that ass, but i'd still pay.

Hit him with your sword.

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Because you don't need to max-act after every single hit in any given combo, you can't even use the exceed that fast.

>wanting the inferior mix

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how do i time a parry of wesker azul's homing crystal soulmasses

FRYYYYYY LITTLE PIGGY, FUCK YEAAAAH

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gitgud noob

the worst part about mission 20 is that you have to skip through 5 cutscenes before you can see your rank

BARBECUE TIME

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gib vergil render capcom

Why does only Nero have a song with lyrics that actually have something to do with what is happening with him in the game?

Huh? V does too. It literally talks about him being split in two.

HDUSAHGIUHASDIUGHASIUD I CANT BEAT MISSION 4 ALL IN ONE GO

NIDDHOGH'S ATTACKS ARE BULLSHIT

>judgment spam
Run around and jumping if you feel like it.
>Teleport stinger x 3
Dont use double jump

Double KA to take out the tentacles that spawn first, gather up the next wave quickly then sin DT, let out one full volley of luce then use the finisher. After that clean up with regular DT. Should be enough to beat him

And Dante literally cannot be killed no matter happens through out the game.

Both V and Dante have that, too.

Beat SoS Cavalier on my third try. Every time I go in intent on wrecking him with RG and every time I opt out of that plan 30% into the fight. God damn that delay on the overhead.

>Use Judgement in the room with the Fury and Hellbat
>Fury survives and hits me while I'm in recovery
Nope, fuck this mission. I'm done. Absolute cancer.

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SNAPE BLANCO?

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>As the evil tries to turn me around
When does that happen

What are the chances that one of Nero twins inherit Yamato and E&I while the other one get the Cane and Summoned Swords

Instead of Red and Blue, they would be Black and White

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The fuck does Dante's theme have in common with the story?

Subhuman does talk about Dante being unstoppable

DRAG MYSELF THROUGH PAIN

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THEY WERE WEAK

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is this official?

>I must not forget, that I have bled,
>Felt no respect for the demons in my head.
>Something saved me, put me out of my destiny,
>And dropped me safely in this hell.

you cannot kill him

To the person who said use Royal Guard, thank you. I think I might have a chance now.

>i am omega
Probably Vergil's theme too

FUNNY HOW THE MIND TRIES TO SINK ME DEEPER

Yes

use them to practice jump canceling since they don't get knocked back on meaty hits

this, not double jumping completely changes that fight, hell it makes every DMC fight better once you break that bad habit.

Im surprised that I grow to love Griffon banter since i thought he would be that Iago type of character that never shuts up. His lines are helpful to know which moves he pulled when shit get chaotic with nightmare

What other characters from other video games would make for good rival demon hunters in the DMC universe?

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IGNITE THE FLAMES

Yeah it's in game too.

DMC6 - Mundus vs Nero, Dante AND Vergil. It needs to happen.

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>DMC6 is in Fortuna
>Vergil and Dante come back from Hell
>dramatic cutscene in the middle of the game when Vergil and Nero see each other again
>Vergil gets into a fighting stance, just about to draw
>Nero puts his hand on his blade, ready to settle the score with his father
>suddenly, a demonic sound comes from the distance
>"I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR OVER 20 YEARS, WHERE WERE YOU?!"
>Vergil disengages, starts sweating
>Nero stares on in confusion
>a hot MILF with an hourglass figure and tight-yet-conservative dress runs in between them
>Vergil tries to speak
>she cuts him off, glares at him, and starts poking him in the chest
>"DON'T SAY A SINGLE WORD! YOU HAD ME WORRIED SICK! WHERE'S NERO? YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO GO TO CHURCH WITH HIM BUT YOU'VE BEEN MISSING FOR AGES!"
>Vergil tries to explain
>cut off again, and she slaps him too
>"I'M NOT DONE TALKING YET! IN FACT, YOU DON'T GET TO SAY ANYTHING TO ME UNTIL YOU SHOW ME WHERE OUR BABY BOY IS!"
>Vergil slowly points over to Nero
>she turns around and we get to see her face
>she's absolutely gorgeous, seems far younger than she actually is
>she gasps and bolts over to Nero, hugging him
>"My baby! My precious baby Nero! Mommy missed you, honey! You grew so much!"
>Nero mouths out "what the fuck."
>she hears it and slaps him
>"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, YOUNG MAN!"
>Vergil tries to intervene
>she grabs both of them by the ear and drags them away
>"You're both coming back home! Now!"
>Dante laughing in the backgound

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Go away fag, your headcanon isn't going to happen.

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Agree.

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Mundus is scrub tier to the twins now.
He’s need some Frieza style bullshit power up

You just know Wesker & Jake would be arguing like mad, making Vergil & Nero actually try to get along seeing how dysfunctional Wesker & Jake are

>shuffle has i-frames
huh, never knew that

Capcom please give us more weapons and breakers for our boys. I want Artemis and A&R back

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What do you think Griffon, Shadow and Nightmare are thinking while V fucks his son?

Is it hard for anyone else to get the exceed triggers? I can only do it on the first swing on the ground and in the air. Shit is really annoying, however loving how Dante feels, just got the motorcycle and it's silly amounts of fun

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Kek its been a while

Is it that time again?

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How do you fight the antonera when there's more than one? It seems like as soon as one finishes attacking, the other starts, and their attacks swing so wide, last so long, and have so much tracking, it's like there's just no opening to attack, and it's so obnoxious waiting for their counter to finish. I'm sick of spending the whole fight on the run.

It's about killing Vergil. He feels imprisoned by his fate, and he's trying to draw on his devil side without losing his cool.

It’s a fun what if question, you buzzkill faggot.

>As I call upon the Dark Gift to erupt
Sin Devil Trigger
>With the Devil on my back
Devil Sword Dante
>Slice its shadow up
Urizen is just a shadow of his former self, like V

Legit have no clue, but there's some substance there. I don't remember Nero having voices inside of his head, either, so it could just be the case of a fun lyric.

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jump and forward square

I can only picture Morrigan in your post.

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>thanks to the tree growing again, I ate, from the source. The roots
>now I’m more powerful than ever.
>He becomes the frieza of the series, complete with Japanese friezes VA
>Turns into a woman just for the hell of it.

>old wizard Dante that follows around new protagonists and only intervenes when some serious demon shit is going down

make it happen

>Nero's mom meets Kyrie
>she's happy that her son found a good conservative girlfriend
>so much so that she pokes holes in his condoms to make sure she gets grandbabies

Are Stylish points really based on the average of encounters? Who the fuck came up with that? Why does fighting a random solitary Empusa lower my ranking?

oh god the fujos are here

Imagine living in the suburbs then suddenly these niggas are your neighbors

Man, Morrison got quite the tan going on, didn't know he hit the beaches so much.

>become demon hunter
>find out that your mother is the demonic version of a THOT

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Nero is Blue AND Red

>keeps spamming his gay fanfic about gene being dante's son
No faggot.

Could be a scrapped story part tbqh maybe about SDT being hard to control

I’d happily welcome them. I want to hear tales of Sparda from the man himself. Dude has some sage advice

You're just trying to have a nice afternoon on the porch but the Sparda family is fucking around with swords on their front lawn, again

>I don't remember Nero having voices inside of his head
In DMC4 he mentions he heard a voice saying "more power" in his head when he got the arm.

Subhuman:
About a guy who tells evil forces to kiss his ass and that he can't be killed and thinks he is beneath human and remembers the demons of his past.
Crimson cloud:
Guy who fights for his life and has been split apart but tries to find allies to fight with him against the devils.

>get my ass kicked in Sekiro
>spam post sekiro threads and everyone tells me to get good
bros... is DMC casual?

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>kyrie
>conservative

She's a thot, he literally put his headphones on in DMC4 ignoring her, and a gift was enough to make her tolerate his behavior. A gold digging thot, she is.

Urizen 3 tries get dante to join him before his battle

>Devil May Cry 9

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>she is not necessarily evil despite her heritage as a demon of the Makai realm. Instead she is friendly and approachable, perhaps in part due to her frequent visits to the material world to pursue her hedonistic tendencies. Morrigan is always out to satisfy her hunger and will often shirk her responsibilities as the current head of the Aensland estate to find something more engaging.

At least she's a nice thot to hang out with.

>All of these voices inside of my head
>One voice in 4
I guess.

No, you're casual if you give up

>Nero’s mother & Kyrie look alike
>collective laugh from everyone
>Dante says like father like son
>Vergil or someone asks Dante so when’s your turn?
>pic related happens

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Most soulstards would shit their pant in any DMD mode.

Only a small part is...kinda red, the glowy parts are blue.

>Wheelchair

Imagine a wheelchair devil arm that goes as fast as cavaliere.

what if vergil just got yamato pregnant

>not learning swordmastery from the legend of Sparda so you can kick the asses of Dante & Vergil since they barely paid attention to their old man

Smug Baby Dante

It was hard until I changed the trigger settings on steam to activate on the tiniest of presses, then it's just about delaying the input properly.

VERGIL WHY WON'T YOU LET ME WIN.

Gonna be stuck on Vergil with Dante on DMD all year :/

I wish I could find the person who designed mission 10.

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You can’t impregnate a sword user. Remember what happened when Link tried to do that?

You can tell he bullied Vergil a lot.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

The early difficulties are

>Morrigan got Vergil to fuck her by wearing a kimono and acting like a stereotypical Yamato
>she kept teasing him later on by dressing in a kimono and acting that way because she knew he would get a boner
>Nero tells his mom to stop telling him about this because it's making both him and Kyrie uncomfortable

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The voice is Nero hearing "Dead Weight" in his head over and over for an entire month blinding his sight in a curtain of red.

Just do what you did to beat him on SoS but for longer!

>Lady starts blushing

>turns into a woman
Is mundus going to prank dante?

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the camera wants to keep enemies on screen because they low key aren't allowed to attack when offscreen. For instance by moving the camera manually in that scenario you could've prevented him from attacking altogether

Proof?

Yeah it's all fun and games until the cul-de-sac's on fire because a certain family attracts demons

I'm about to start on DMD, any tips? I really liked the prologue since I could style on enemies plenty before they died, everything feels like it's made out of paper on SoS and below

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Fucking kek

Royal guard when he's not in DT, trickster when he is, and use kalina ann on his doppel. If you've got troubles trying to parry his plane mode, just don't bother and royal guard/dodge it normally, then jump and gunslinger the swords.

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yamato can do a lot of things

the balrog jump parries by the way, if that isn't in the guide

>when you get to the "LET ME OOOOOOOOUT" part in subhuman

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>Pat walking woolie through dante's moveset for the second half of one video
>Pat walking woolie through almost the exact same shit yet again for the first half of the next one

Fucking hell man, I just want to see Woolie's reaction to the story shit, I don't need a basic bitch tutorial on Dante twice.

>That one room before Cerberus with the Scissors and the one fury
>Fight the Scissors in the air
>We actually climb up all the way to the ceiling
>Get hit by the fury
Man these assholes will never not be on your ass. While we were climbing I kept on seeing his speed lines zipping around us in the air.

Contempt to the contemptible

The enemies in 5 are so much better than the ones in 3 and especially 4.

>any time she wants him to do something he really doesn't want to, she tells him she'll put on the kimono again

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FRU-STRA-TION IS GETTING BIGGER

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There are several reasons.
Look at the Devil Bringer from 4.
Most prominent colours were the red skin with glowing blue sections.
The original DB concepts (including one of the DMC4 demos at a a convention) had the DB glow yellow, and that image is also just concept art. So Nero's main colours weren't fully established.
Also Sparda was Black and Purple (though most renders suggest Red being more prominent), so think of it following the logic of the twins somehow getting red and blue forms.
Demonic colours seems a bit random.

Yeah, that's why i'm just waiting till they get to the good parts, waiting a day just to see whoolie go through a tutorial and not progress is lame.

any info on when and how yamato was shattered?

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I like the idea that he ties his hair back to get that signature look he had before

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I’LL KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL

HAHAAAAAAA WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Right after DMC3 ending when Vergil was fighting Mundus

he fucked yamato

Alright guys, let's settle this.
>Worst enemy
>Worst mission
Go.

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Nigga, idunno if you noticed, but the design of the arms were changed, now they're blackish, with blue glowy stripes.

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>seething for a literal month
Nero needs to learn to let things go

The engrish in this game is outstanding..

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holy shit this is useful, thanks

>Turns into a woman
We were so close

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Considering how bullshit OP Morrigan is now Nero would somehow be underpowered for his heritage.
Wonder whether this is pre-or post Lilith fusion.

Nero could technically have two moms.

Hell Judecca
Mission 10
Easy

No different kind of combat.
Soulsborne: you are a weak fuck that fights to survive another day and that only with some gimmicks and good dodges you only attack if you know you can't be hit and rarely combo.
The tempo of the fight is decided by the enemys and you can rarely dominate early on.
DMC: you don't fight enemys you style on them you are ranked by how well you dominate the fight by being efficent and using lot's of variety to show the enemys how much they suck.
You decide the tempo of the fight not the enemys.
Tl;dr: Sekiro Soulsborne:the opponent is the bully
DMC: you are the bully

I always forget Morrigan is suppose to be ridiculously powerful in her universe.

It got hit by a European broadsword.

>Lilith
Sorry, but all I can think about is that demon woman that got her baby aborted by a sniper rifle.

nah, thats mad qualia

>Informatioin

when it comes to just ranking, mission 18 is fucking annoying
In general though, mission 10 is my least favorite

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>I don't remember Nero having voices inside of his head
He could keep hearing deadweight echo

The image you were responding to was a concept art from 4.

owo

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Mad Qualia is Dante and Vergil’s Theme.

>Worst Enemy
GODDAMN FURIES AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Worst Mission
Gilgamesh, he just puts me to sleep

Cause Cerberus and Balrog can ruin their day for free

I don't know how actually strong morrigan is in her universe, but Nero is still plenty strong though, considering he managed to stop Sin DT Dante and Sin DT Vergil with one hand each.

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Foolishness...Is rushing in blind all you can do?

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>Nero and Vergil
Ftfy

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Fuck Judeccas
Probably Gilgamesh or 10, I can't decide between the two.

>availabele calliong card

Seriously where are the Scissors hiding in this game. You barely encounter them.

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>*roar*
>"You're right, Shadow, that is kinda fucked up. That's his boy after all.

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>Mission
10 is just super boring to me and having to replay it to S-rank is a chore
>Enemy
Juddeca

you're so fucking wrong

Kawaii

Hell Judecca
Mission 18 by a long shot.

Furies are really easy to deal with, just do like 5 minutes practice against them in the void as Nero and Dante.

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WHY DID YOU KILL MY CHILD

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I had to.

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>bloody palace update
>adds playable Vergil
>one of his weapons is a gun Baby boomer

The voices in his head are from the style rank announcer.

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>Worst enemy
Hell "Jesus fuck what were the devs thinking" Judecca

>Worst mission
Mission 10, but only because it's fucking almost impossible to S rank it playing normally.

> hurr durr mothurrr eat up our unfunny running gag
> what are crimson cloud lyrics lol let's just push our retarded mothurr gag with it
> subhuman is bad, we can't even tell if this is the new ver

can't believe retards still watch them.

JWAAHOOOOOO

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>Wanna play Sekiro
>Can't stop playing DMC5
Goddamnit

Why didn't Griffin tell V ?

>WE SEE THE SAME LIGHT
>YET IT DIFFERS IN MIND

DMD protos because they last too long to be fun
mission 10

The 50.cal abortion is never not funny. The fact they try to play it off as a serious moment makes it all the better.

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You mean the Fetus Deletus 9000?

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Because you killed my mother.

I've never played/watched DmC besides el batalla finale. Anyone got the abortion rifle scene in spanish?

Damn, that can make for a good moment

Voices inside your head doesn't literally imply that you're a crazy person hearing voices. It's often used as a way to describe or represent people who have a lot of self-doubt. I'm honestly surprised that none of you understand such a well-known and frequently used concept.

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i did it user!

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I felt bad for him, maybe because i have kids and the way he delivered that line. Ninja Theory made me have more sympathy for fucking Mundus of all people then Donte or Vorgil

Not when you take into account he lost his arm and was already depressed about it. Dante just poured salt in the wound.

MOTHER FATHER TELL ME WHY IT ALL HURTS

I never said it implied he was crazy. I just want to know what they are.

I remember reading somewhere that the Order recovered the sword and Nelo Angelo's armour at the same site, so it's safe to say Mundus had it jammed into Vergils asshole.

Shut up, Dante.

Someone post THAT pic. You know the one. Aka Balls Deep

And all the people that died afterwards when Mundus destroys a good portion of the city after he sees the abortion.

>lucia in the background running to catch dante and force him into bed

So losing made him so mad he clenched it apart?

At the time he wasn't necessarily wrong though. Nero WAS dead weight. He'd have gotten himself killed trying to fight Urizen.

>Mundus turns into woman and seduces Dante
>Gets pregnant
>Has Dante's son
>Gives regards
Oh fug

The fact that Donte has ZERO comeback for this line, and he couldn’t refuse anything Mundus said, was both hilarious and sad. Donte has to be one of the stupidest characters in games

It's "You're a weak bitch" "You weren't strong enough to save Credo", "Why the fuck did anybody even call you to help fight Urizen, if Dante can't even get the fuck off his throne literally what use are you going to be", "How the fuck did you let some leper dying motherfucking demon who can hardly even walk rip your arm off, which led to the current situation of millions of people dying because you were a dumb weak bitch yet again"

You know what's funny someone pointed out that Mundus is actually keeping order. The game never shows him doing anything actually evil they just expect you to think he is because big business=evil.

V is only fun on the first playthrough. Including him was a blight on the game.

Mundus jammed it in so hard it broke. Vergil's ass is made of steel.

Suddenly this party isn’t crazy at all

Mission 14 on DMD is actually really fun, in my opinion.

LITTLE
WET
CHUNKS

Dante is the cool uncle type that never wants his own kids

Get good

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Not to me.

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new thread

more like
V is only fun if you know how to play him
otherwise stuff takes too long to die

>who will take his place
>all he can do is make this face while the camera zooms in and fades to black

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Please post in the next thread. This could actually be a good discussion

the "joke" is not funny woolie, you deserve to get all that anxiety and panic when the channel got disband

And there’s nothing showing anything happening outside of the city. There’s no way of knowing if he really is keeping order or not.

Legit question. What the actual fuck was he thinking? He zoned out due to this. Like holy shit, the writing was on the wall right there.

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But I like fatto catto, griffon gottfried and bodyguard laser golem...

You could just jill Urizen in the prologue as Nero in Devil Hunter. That gets you a secret ending and automatically unlocks the next difficulty.