Fromsoft makes the ultimate pleb filter

>Fromsoft makes the ultimate pleb filter
>drones worried it'll get shit reviews from journos who can't play it
>gets great reviews by journos who finish the game easily
>meanwhile Yea Forums is stuck on the ogre for hours
ABSOLUTE FUCKING BASED FROMSOFT ALL OF YOU SHITTERS HAVE BEEN EXPOSED
>"Hurr this game like super fucking sucks because I suck at the game so that means it's bad and I need to instantly be good at games for them to be good too"

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desu I don't know what you'fe trying to say here

I remember the time whe gungeon came out a game i liked to play and rnjoy and every faggot on this board was fucking perplexed that this wasnt just like isaac and you couldnt kill every enemy in less than a second so just because enemies took 2-4 shots to kill they were called bulletspongy
Yea Forumsis the biggest fucking casual hub ever

So I just started this game. Things I don't really like:
>no explanation of why you can go back to life
Yeah something about dragon blood, but there is till now no good explanation.
Met the girl who can buff my pumpkin estus and she is like "oh wow now I saw the power of the blood" but I didn't even die.

Also no actual telling what to do I just try to go somewhere and then some stupid samurai comes and kills me in two hits.

jesus christ dude it must be horrible to be that stupid

You are actually retarded.

Am I supposed to kill the goblins?

Then tell me guys, why am I stupid? I got killed by the one guy. Got into the small house talked with everyone and did just go straight. Got the shuriken (or whatever) extension got back saw the woman talked to her, go back and died once against the samurai.

Journos got an easy version of the game. Just fucking look at this:

youtube.com/watch?v=M2Q_8g6RPng

i realized Yea Forums was full with casual noobs the moment i started playing DS1, it was one of the easiest games ive played in my life

>I'm so subjectively biased I can't differentiate objectiveness anymore
I'm actually liking it game so far and beat Ogre on 4th try. Two times _I_ died because he grab-threw me off the cliff. If you really can't see how that is objectively bas game design coupled with the tracking animations, than you are dumber than shit. Instead of giving tools and letting the player play you are constantly forced to do encounters the way From wants you to. But this is the state of you "hardcore" idiots, you defend bad mechanics. You're so indoctrinated with this constant "it's the dark souls of" bullshit that you can't even comprehend that a game can actually be hard without being unfair.

sekiro isn't a difficult game, but it markets itself like one and people fall for it.

LE PREPARE TO DIE

Yep. They got an easier version.

gungeon actually has bullet sponge mechanics, the normal mobs scale with level and bosses have a damage cap

Actually there wasn't ANY marketing with a" LE PREPARE TO DIE" tagline. People are oblivious to how hard the game actually is.

looks the same, except i think the player took less damage? hard to tell.

I don't remember that dude being any harder for me? Whats the difference here?

Builds poise break easier?

>every boss they got is just R1 spam

youtu.be/TjHuRSMRErs?t=53

just fucking try this in the release version, you'll get fucked

lmao look at this post

R1 spam actually does fuckall in this game.

dodge
R1
R1
dodge
R1
R1
*free revive*
*QTE*
you win!

wow what amazing hardcore combat, this is a really difficult hardcore game.

Based, absolutely based

Thats not a boss and you can R1 spam him in the final build.

Got an example of like Lady Butterfly or something?

>its another Fromshill telling everybody the game is hard to damage control how easy it is with the revives
>same fromshill that makes the threads complaining its too hard
You aint fooling anyone.

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So you never played the game.

this, but unironically.

don't worry, all the Twitch streamers are zoomers are playing the game just fine.

yep definitely a different version, the player is taking way less damage. one hit from that enemy put me on low health, something isn’t right.

You're too stupid too understand why you're stupid.

It's over for Yea Forums.

There is no way you can stay that close by just dodging, and he's way more aggressive

youtube.com/watch?v=HL539Jc19BE

>too stupid too
Go back to school, Tyrone.

I don't think they got to play that far.

What are the harder games you have played?

>youtube.com/watch?v=HL539Jc19BE
Case in point, that these limp-wristed journos have played the easier version. Otherwise, this game could've gotten a much lower score. Makes you wonder if that's been done before in regards to the soulsborne games.