What the fuck were they thinking

what the fuck were they thinking

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they knew how to market a game

>huge tits with melon bra and melon net
perfect design
honestly this

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Big ol' bags of chloroplast

Blatant fanservice of course.

>haha wouldn't it be funny if we had a plant girl with literal melon tits haha totally wouldn't be worth for fapping

Even the Senran Kagura devs are more straightforward than this.

>lol here you like boobs don't you?

You're severely underestimating the power of the "waifu of the week" phenomenon. Character design like this will generate you a massive short-term burst of popularity from thirsty nerds who are bored to tears by plain tits. Hell, did you see how that stupid Bowsette thing took off last year?

I'm actually not. The devs knew EXACTLY what they were doing. Or are you implying I don't know how much of a boom flavor of the month waifus are?

Heck, if they're lucky, she might even survive longer. That's how goddamn thirsty these people are.

rate this shitty oc

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Sorry, I guess I should have directed that part at OP.

Is she even in the game for more than 5 minutes?

This, Blaster Master Zero 2 looks fun, might get it if I get a switch at some point
Any other games in the series I should try

It's Inticreates, what did you expect ? They're the ones that put the first (and only) female robot master in
classic Megaman, and before that gave us the ones in Zero and ZX. I am not surprised at all.

is this the new thread

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They made a perfect waifu what brings peace upon Yea Forums. probably they were thinking about making cute character with melon boobs reference joke.

Probably yes because there are pics that people are waiting for for example

Is that one of these cursed sonic OC's you find in shadows of devianart?

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What game is this and how much are you guys paid to shill it? I keep seeing this bitch a lot in /h/, /d/ and /trash/.

i cant get into this design, having a pot for a head is too fucking stupid and doesnt mesh with the hyper sexualization. reminds me of fucking cuphead

Inti Creates doesn't know how to make a good video game, so they instead focus on dialogue and fanservice.

To be fair, it makes no sense to never have female bosses in your games ever like classic Megaman and X do. Even the most bog-standard shonen always has at least a few female fighters.

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I mean, yeah, literal watermelon tits was cute for two minutes.
Now I fucking hate this character, this game, and anyone who likes either, because Yea Forums ruined it yet again.

>we want the pot head audience

>never have female bosses in your games ever like classic Megaman and X do.

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Blaster Master Zero is getting a sequel, now with plant tits.

This is why Inti shouldn't be allowed near nice things

Yes, if you follow the conversation, you'll see we were talking about how Inti Creates made the only female robot master.

I think I found the source character referenced

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? But Inti was around the first BMZ game and it was fun.

that one gallery on imgur

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Make the internet give them free advertising

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>v sees a plant girl with watermelon tits
>immediately gets paranoid and thinks this is some kind of trick or the result of an algorithm


jesus christ is every single topic like this with you guys now?

i finished. did a quick and dirty ink and color so it's kinda rough. not sure if ill post it now or go to bed and touch it up in the morning before i let it out into the world.

Because isn't the run of mill shitpost or blant shilling.

Autists can't deal with anything remotely different from their routine.

You can post it now and then give it an improvement if needed :D

THey love to wear these alluminium foil hats and create more conspiracy theories.

Japanese guys just love to make new waifus.

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> :D
get out

animated paizuri when?

Any futa?

this is nice.
Hope we get animations eventually

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Hugs and smooches animations will be nice.

Did anyone actually complete it here

His game came out ten years go and I still have no idea what a splashwo is

imagine her pouring it all over her breasts

give the source

an user drew it.
i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/473/634/123.png

please someone make this a reality

Apart from melon boobs, is this game actually good? I have the first one on the Switch but never ended it because I kinda felt lost.

Yep, got the final extra ending too

Kanna is roomi possessed by the trip world plant

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Hoo boy another one?

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Yeah, it's better than the first.

I think this is suppose to be would you rather have it from the can or straight from the source, naturally everyone would choose the fresh source.

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>Kanna goes to party with anons
>while mingling, one user asks Kanna to follow him
>in privacy, he begs to touch her melons
>too nice to say no, she lets him
>user is satisfied, party life continues
>another user pulls her away, asks to suck her nipples
>once again, too nice to say no
>that user is satisfied too, party life continues
>anons repeatedly takes her away to perform increasingly lewder acts with her, including a few threesomes, party life continues still
>it eventually culminates with the rest of the party realizing what's been going on
>the thought of Kanna doing lewd acts gets them too horny
>Kanna is overwhelmed by the mob, but she don't resist
>this goes on until every user is finished. By the time it's over, Kanna's body has intimately made contact with every dick within the building
>anons feel guilty and remorseful, worried that they might have gone too far
>Kanna erases all of that guilt and remorse by saying that it was beyond fun and asks if they want to do that one more time
>party life continues

you can't just mention such a thing without linking it

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Here nigger, go wild.
m.imgur.com/a/gr5ok8l

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>Kanna cannot have children with humans because she just gets pollen from plants of her species (All these plants have female human apperance) and she just spits seeds on ground or flowerpot make children after she gets pollinated.
>HOWEVER kanna species developed evolved to be able to absorb nutrients from human cum, so these plants evolved to have organs what imitates female human reproductive organs in order to extract human semen, and developed female human apperance in order to use male human's sex drive to motivate male humans to allow these plants to extract semen they use as nutrients.
>Kanna's plant species also produces juices what taste similar like sweet melon juice, these can be sucked from organs what imitate human breasts. Their purpose is to make semen extraction process even more pleasant for male human to make him even more likely to let his seed being extracted.
> Kanna's species dont care much about male human;s apperance because they use human cum as nutrients so genetic information doesent matter.

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Somebody needs to make smutfic of Kanna being user's roommate.

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Specifically that one where she feeds off user's cum three times a day?

Does a banana peel count?

I love this pasta

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Nah it needs to build up before getting lewd, like hugs and cuddles first with her liking your body heat.

this

thanks user

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That's it, I'm off to F-list to search for Kanna profiles

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Someone make it happen

These fucking Kanna threads are making me go crazy, I think I'm developing a new fetish

Join the club nigga.

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NO

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to with you, cuckfag.

Besides Zelda, Mario, etc?
Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate and Tropical Freeze and great

>tattoo
Fuck you get this degenerate niggershit off my Kanna.

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The first Blaster Master Zero

Delet this

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so its like
>Kanna is your rommate
>First she gets interested with your body heat and sooner or later she becomes addicted to that so she will allways hug and cuddle you on every occasion, you never sleep alone in bed.
>And because kanna is a thicc and melonboobed plant girl, you become more and more horny after all these hugs, and this becomes more and more annoing than cute.
>You tell her if you both get naked and then cuddle, heat will be transfered more efficently.
>So you cuddle naked and you "Accidentaly" slip your dong into her "Vagina" having hope that she will get mad and at least limit her constant hugging.
>Instead of getting mad kanna just moves her body so your dick goes in-out-in-out, it felt so good you cummed instantly.
>She tells you that actually her "Vagina" is organ she uses to get nutrients from human semen, and she gets addicted to this as much as to your body heat.
>THe hugging and cuddles never stopped, but now its okay because you can have sex with kanna everytime you want to, because she also enjoys thing she calls "Semen extraction process"

SOmeone more talented with fanfics should build something from this idea.

Get out from there KEK, you are not welcome here. You better go back to your cuck lair like reseterra or tumblr.

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FUCK OFF
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OG Blaster Master and Blaster Master Zero are both pretty good
Not too sure if it's any good but there's a Game Boy Colour game too

>"So, user. This is me. What do you think?"

I'll never understand this. If you're thirsty as fuck, just fap to the porn/rule34/SFM, why buy the game?

I'd still put my dick in her mouth. And soon my patience and loyalty will be rewarsed with a fresh, new and healthy body.

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to support the devs for making such a great design
also there could be a kanna campaign dlc in the future, which means more art

twitter.com/DamianVertigo/status/1109436482698252288

Hey Yea Forums, have a fresh OC
I'm sorry

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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Are those ballsacks

HE COMES

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Why?

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>tineye doesn't turn up anything
>have to save an m.jpg
Fucking kill yourself.

delete this right the fuck now

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Wow, are ponies still a thing? Is it like Metroid where all the fans are autists and can't move on?

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>spoiler
LIKE HELL YOU ARE

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now this is some quality bait
saved

The series is ending this year so not all hope it lost

Crotch tits

I stopped watching after season 3, but still love the porn.

They were thinking she's cute.

That's true though.

Even it does end the porn will not stop

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I think she's cute too.

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ok, this is based

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So is that a drawn on face or is it some kind of living pot flesh? Could you sneak up on her and wipe off her neural face then draw in a lustful face instead and have it actually effect her emotions?

what

And people think censorship is a bad thing.

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I imagine the nucelus of her being is a regular plant in a patch of soil. The pot is just a high-tech armor that displays her emotions and the rest of her body a cobbled-up feint to charm and trick her enemies.

>tfw living in a 100+% country

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That's where horse tits are.

pls stop

where is the user that keeps telling people to KYS when you need him?

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don't call for that user
be that user
kys

Kys

retarded
>I'm fapping to cartoon ponies with a flashy colors and a snout rather than an actual horse face, but lord forbid her tits aren't in the right place

they dropped any pretense of pretending the game is good and just went for the chronic masturbator audience

DIE.

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Never underestimate the power of autism.

Yikes!

mods = gods

>This is deleted but the cuck image isn't

They're both /trash/ shitters. Send them all back.

Mario is in the corner watching you masturbate

if the writefags deliver should we make a pastebin archive too?

perfect

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The autistic part of me can't accept this scenario, considering the inefficiency of extracting nutrients from semen, one load at a time.

Of course. Big "if" there though; people just don't appreciate the art of the fapfic anymore.

Here's your "helmet less" kanna bro

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hey fellow kannafags, i might try my hand at a bit of writing, any specific stories/ideas you want?

1. The Kanna roommate idea people have been suggesting
2. caring for Kanna and watching her melons develop over the course of a week or month or whatever

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well on this thread there wanders around that one idea

Sure! I wouldn't mind if you wrote something wholesome with her

A bunch of erotic mishaps leading to sex.

>unpot Kanna
>her true face is just a clumpy mess of dirt
>still has a cute expression though

Is there a nintendo 3ds qr hentai code of her yet

Possible joke endings, some kind of twist where fucking her normally is fine but cumming on her hair flowers gets her pregnant. Otherwise, after a titfuck her melons fall off to grow as new kannas and she just regrows them later.

>Wah! P-Put me down!

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She confuses insecticide with plant growth hormones causing BE. She misunderstands the situation and thinks the insecticide is too weak so she keeps increasing her dosage. The weight and size of her enlarged melons causes difficulty in performing everyday tasks but she nevet gets the hint that something is amiss.

>Airheaded BE

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Plants get nourishment from soil right? Would cumming in her mouth be essential to her life?

Stop suggesting this revolting idea please.

You really underestimate just how nutritious and full of minerals/vitamins human semen is

100% serious here, it's extremely nutritious, it's the male equivalent to Female breast milk

Females who swallow semen regularly always have very healthy nails, skin and hair, it takes a lot of effort and nutrients for the male testicles to produce sperm

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ITT
youtube.com/watch?v=flHbBTfvw9Q

>Bloodstained
>Megaman 9
>Gunvolt
>Blaster Master Zero 1 (2 is better even)

What the fuck are you talking about

alright then, i'll probably do the roomates thing
i'll write it in chunks, expect the first delivery sometime this weekend

I thought her breasts were literal watermelons, instead she just wears a watermelon patterned bra.
Feels bad mane.

He's right. Those are all vastly inferior to actual retro games, which is pretty pathetic considering how much harder those were to make.

But I'd rather play an average game with fuckable plants than one without.

ok one more thing before i start work on the roomates story, i've seen bits of kanna's dialogue from the game, but i don't have a full compendium of everything she says, if anyone could get some videos with timestamps so i know what she talks like it would make my job far easier

>Mega Man 9
>vastly inferior
Either shit taste or bait. MM9 is easily one of the best classic style MM games.

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and that symbol on the tattoo is the Grass-type one from Pokémon TCG

>actually replying to him
C'mon, user...

Why can't both be good
I think MM9 is easily the best classic Megaman (MM10 sucks tho) but I think Blaster Master Zero 2 is on par with the original in terms of fun
Bloodstained is a good Castlevania game too, maybe not as good as 3 but about as fun as 1

MM9 is a great mega man game, and while definitely not "vastly inferior" it was trying way too hard to be difficult. It's easily the hardest mega man game barring M&B. All while removing series staples from mega man's moveset at that, just to be more like MM2.

God, I tried the original Blaster Master in switch online and the fall damage is ridiculous, jumping a single block lower fhan your normal jump height damages you. I finished BMZ on 3DS and don't remember it being this bad.
Also, the enemy pop in makes it unplayable for me, fuck that

The only Blaster Master games I know are the NES and PS1 game. I didn't even know they still made new games in the franchise. I like Metroidvania-ish games, but couldn't get into the NES one at all. Should I bother with any of the new entries. Which ones are recommended?

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it was not that hard cmon
There's like, one stupid jump in Wily 2 and that's it

>It's easily the hardest mega man game barring M&B
How so? All of the OP weapons made the game a cakewalk. MM11 is much harder.

>MM11 is much harder.
Bullfuckingshit, I did 11 on Superhero with no gears and it was still easier than 9.

9 had a ton of ridiculous platforming segments, jewel man's stage and the underwater section of wily 3 are fucking nightmares.

MM9 is the only exception and it's so much better than anything else they've made that I have to assume they had outside help from Capcom. And I know they did in some areas.

Or you're just talking out of your ass in order to stir shit.

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Mega Man III on the gameboy is the hardest mega man and it's not even close. I'd rank &Knuckles second though.

I see by your choice in images that you enjoy shit and thus are not worth my time. Inti Creates is a plague and the only cure is good games.

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>filename
Press X.

>Bullfuckingshit, I did 11 on Superhero with no gears and it was still easier than 9.
Then give me some advice for Yellow Devil on Superhero Mode because he's so fast that he keeps pushing my shit in for free even with E-Tanks, Gears and weakness weapon. The fact that he can kill me in like 3 hits is ridiculous.

This despite the fact I can beat Superhero Mode MM9 no problem and have beaten all the GB classic games too. Only MMnB and MMIII for GB has kicked my ass this hard.

There's a certain spot in his speed gear phase where you can stand still and not get hit. Learn to time chain blast, attach four to the main body while it's splitting and make it it detonates when the eye is exposed.

Kanna may be air-headed but she's not stupid user.

I like this way of thinking.

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genuinely good and soulful character design

His speed gear phase is no problem for me since I learned it, but I just can't learn/react to his basic split attack cause it's so fast and chain blast is so slow.

I think I'm just going to have to practice on him in Hero Mode more first to just get the pattern down.

Strange because Inti Creates only knows how to make good games.

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please send help i need this info

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>he thinks someone actually cares about the game here and they arent only for the porn
dont reply to me if i got you butthurt, if you want to prove me wrong then help this poor man

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Just the BM Zero games should be enough. The first Zero is a remake of the NES game, so you might find that easier to get into.

Nice thanks.

Yeah hold on

She teases you and stuff

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Do you think she has a valley girl accent or any accent at all?

youtu.be/9qcRnodrfwk?t=604

youtu.be/9qcRnodrfwk?t=711

S-stop, Kanna is too nice for that kind of mean judgement.

you too have a kiss ;)

>these people who have this version of her as a nice girl because they only fap in these threads and haven't played the game

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She says "like," and "totes"/"totally" a lot if that's anything to go off of

>Bird that throws eggs at you, bee with giant sting, and other girly animals.
>All guys

you sure bout dat

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Does that mean we can have Yacopu copy her for double melons?

why is she so fucking perfect bros

I can bet that like 90% of you never played the game, right? Not hating on your fun or anything, just stating a fact.

>Giant watermelon size boobies.
>her pussy probably tastes like watermelon
>Smells like some good smelling flower
>Melon milk.

As someone who played it yeah probably

Its Switch exclusive, if it wasn't I'd have bought it already.

I've played it with a buddy who owns a shitch, does that mean I have to go out and buy a 400 dollar shitch that I'll never use because it has a game with my plant waifu? Hell no.

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Is there a demo somewhere at least?

There's one for BMZ1 but not for this

Yacopu is literally her support pet, so yeah probably

I never even heard of the game until Kanna was revealed so I would say the character has done a good job advertising the game in a positive light. I own a switch so I might check it out if the price is right.

It's just 10 bucks

10 dollars seems fair to me. DLC is most likely on the way.

True, most these guy don't even know about kenwood her butler/android panter, and than there that one trying make a war between eve and kanna fan, if they play the game they know she help eve with the corruption, also gonbei is a bro.

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I bought it as soon as I got home that day.

Stein is also a bro

>hunting down Kanna pics for archival purposes
>majority of artists keep saving them as jpg
>Twitter has godawful image quality compression
>majority of pics are filled with noise
>can't easily remove the noise on some due to image size limitations on waifu2x
>all the added time having to remove noise and convert to png

Friendly reminder that friends don't let friends save images as jpg. Life is suffering sometimes.

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Doesn't it also act as an anti-depressant when administered vaginally?

Nice. That's very fair. Thanks!

And Tesset is a cute!
>So short she has to literally pull herself up to the dialogue box just to be seen.

Gonbei

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>tfw they referenced Ikki and Trip World but there’s no Waku Waku 7 Pilot/Support/MA team

I know some will call you an autist but I myself have all my hentai sorted by tags and artists for archival purposes. Your cause is noble good sir.

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Eve may be cute, but don't let her try to cook.
blastermaster-zero.com/en/zero/special/img/wp4EN1920.jpg

Those he make a reference to a sunsoft game too.
anyone have picture of tesset as know her hat reference to the first release of blaster master.

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Man, why are you upset others have fun? Blaster Master at least has gameplay instead of existing only for tits.

And stein with tesse, not sure where kenwood is from though

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>Eve already had a pretty good bust in BMZ
>Gets monstrous tits in BMZ2
>Keeps them post infection
>Also gets a green eye and blue highlights in her hair
>Is now mostly organic and can now rape Jason for children
It was her plan all along.

WakuWaku7 already has the six degrees of separation with Bonus-Kun.

Oh man now I'm dreaming of a Chameleon Twist 3.

Underrated (though terribly short) platformers.

Dont know but suddenly i cant stop thinking about these melons and this plant

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...

They even bring back the coins for his sidequest.

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>Game jerks off a bunch of old games, and that's a good thing!

Why is this bad

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Am I really going to buy a game for watermelon titties?

dunno but i like the way they think

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Cursed image.

why would that be user?

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one tit is very noticebly larger than the other

uneven watering can be a problem

Would still make love to.

Please stop posting the compressed version.

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you would be correct, but that doesn't me from enyoing these big melons

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It was the first game I bought on my switch

What do you think her melon juices taste like?

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Drawfag reporting in. Got ideas of what to draw with her? Let's tread some water here.

melon juice

anything new from pixiv?

I would kill for interactions Of her whith Shantae if she gats added again or aa transformation referense in the next game.

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Actually it is melon water you tard it's not the stem of a flower

Double boobjob with her and eve infected breast.

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Her growing out of the ground like a vine

I'm sure I'm not the first one to make that joke, but I'd like to see a picture of Trip getting triggered over her melons.

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Why'd you post the crop?

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snuggling on an user for warmth

maybe more stuff like this ?

thank you user, i didn't had that version yet

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I'd rather they made the extra pilots playable in this game than bring back the indies desu.
Kanna, Stein, and Gonbei would all be fun

i haven't seen kanna anal yet
would she even have an anus?

Blowjob with a wrapped tongue to make up for a lack of lips
Breast smothering
/ss/

This, she loves user's bodyheat and wants to hug and cuddle all the time for it.

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there's a severe lack of things focusing on her lower half in general, since it's pretty much just as good as the top

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Would she like this stuff?

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>he types while choosing and image with their only bad game
DMFD had so muxh potential, and turned out to be hot shit. It is the exception that proves the rule regarding Inti making great games.

The NPC pilots are obviously going to be first for DLC, followed by Zero 1 Jason and SOPHIA with their original arsenals (return of the broken Wave Gun). After that comes the special guests, both returning and new.

That's what I'm predicting.

melon juice + milk

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>Tesset

Everyone is too busy being obsessed with melon tits to appreciate the smol girl over here.

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No u

Who the fuck cares you autist

But why did they change the year on her hat? Did something else happen in 1996 involving Sunsoft?

>loli with blue hair in a big hat that covers eyes
Wow, how original and completely unique.

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I hate that this actually turns me on I wish Ir shit didnt get shilled to the point of people hating it so I could draw it in peace

Found of pic tesset
that pretty cool didn't know they made waku waku 7.

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They taste like dreams and paradise. I want tu suck on these tiddies while she gives me big wholesome hug.

anyone has the screenshot of healed eve?

>Yet another loli
No thanks

don't be an ass, why can't we enjoy all the girls without needed a stupid waifuwar shit.

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Kanna's the better loli anyway.

is she playable or just a side character?

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Because every other waifu that tries to be cropped up is just generic shit that's already appeared in something else while Kanna is the only true unique one in the whole game. Seriously eve is fucking boring and the big hat jellyfish loli is boring.

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Feel like I'm missing an aspect. Is she a two-way reference?

settle down autismo

Side character (for now)

>literally just a human body with a plant pot head
>whole internet going apeshit over it

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Lol okay pedo.

She only shows up on one planet, and in the golden ending. Only gets a few lines of dialog but you do get to fight her tank. And her robot butler co-pilot.

Why not be excited over it?

>one load at a time
alright, let's go for at least two

I can get Kanna being boring to someone but Eve is great

Eve is generic blonde hair blue eyed anime girl how the fuck would that not get boring?

>screenshot
Shouldn’t it be a gif? Pretty sure she moves

*Tesset I meant Tesset, not Kanna fuck

she gets corrupted and granted titties, that's far from vanilla

This is correct. This game wouldn't get posted nearly as much if it wasn't for her. Sony, take notes.

yes, she is
why is people liking more than one girl a problem.

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Okay so you didn't play the game

she's really cute and huge tits get me hard, what can i say, im a simple man

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>switch exclusive

Of course not.

Also, there's no reason not to release this on PC

she's literally generic anime girl nr 1205015009, you can't refute this

The first game wasnt. Why would this one be ported to PC?

aw that sucks
spin off with just her when?

Never, as "popular" as she is. She isnt spin off with her as the MC material. Plus she is an airhead.

Sunsoft Gal Collep

Okay so you didn't play the game

Probably soon, no doubt they're going to capitalize on Kanna making her own game soon.

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Welp, this thread has degenerated into shitflinging. It was nice while it lasted.

I will now buy your game.

What game?

No I very much doubt that, you will probably get her playable through DLC later though
They teased something else at the end of the game and it's not Kanna related

Not shitting on Evefags, but imagine being the character designer for this. You made Eve grow two to three cup sizes from her mutation, think yourself "they're gonna love these tits on her."

But then when designing Kanna you accidentally gave your dick the stylus and go "Welp, some more tiddy wouldn't hurt" Then come release all everyone is talking about is the fucking plant.

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Thank evefags and pedophiles who are assblasted nobody gives a shit about their generic anime girls while all the attention is to the cute plant.

what game is this from?

it's literally one faggot, stop replying to him

it just one guy, who probably never played the game trying make a war out a non-issue

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Just make VR kanna hug simulator and people will buy this.

What a silly question, melon juice.

Master Blaster Zero 2, it's ten bucks, go geddit

well, as promised, here's chapter 1 of the roommate story
pastebin.com/tXLQmBsD
it's going to get lewd in the next part, so stay tuned
criticism is appreciated

fpbp

big titty waifus will always sell

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they wanted to attract secondaries and they effectively did

see this guy cool as like both of them
this guy an asshole trying to start shit.

Fucking this

The dont talk about the fucking plant but also about fucking a plant.

I’ve beaten the first zero game on 3DS
I don’t have a switch :(

>shared bedroom
I like where this is going.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK I'M SO FUCKING LONELY

shower scene when

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>full green text style
>im not sure how to feel about this
>but someone will get mad

How are you supposed to get the last fruit on Stranga?

Which fruit you mean. If you mean the one that a lil bug grabs and flies away you have to use the spring to get it on the pot

Is that part where you ride on the plant with legs, you need to use the bounce pad upgrade.

This one, and I have it but I can't get enough air. The fruit in the bottom right of the map.

>just beated it
that final boss was pure ludo

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Use the spring to get the plant up

>just beated it
I am going to strangle you

cope shit taste fag

i cant wait for continuation

the reason we don't is the reason we're still getting more games you dummy
and it worked for other games too like Animal Crossing

Settle down bro, don't loose it.

this is already making me diamonds and nothing has even fucking happened yet

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Ahh

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there's literally nothing wrong with some giant tits on a plant

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I like both tho? Kanna and Eve are both good why you gotta go black or white

They're melons.

why can't you simply enjoy both big titty chick.

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thanks
>sorry dude

"i think i'll probably seperate dialogue from greentext like this in the next chapter"

>it'll probably make it easier to read

anyways lads im going to beat one off to kanna, gotta get those creative juices flowing

I love Kanna!

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fat flesh droid

Well i am actually saving my fap power, because first, i want to fap to your fanfic and second i want to fap to this pic when it gets finished.

Don't go straight to sex, user needs hold back as much as humanly possible while she smothers herself in his warmth. Also mommy headpatting.

tear her automaton cunny apart, Atom

it is
i'll post once i get a better cap of Kanna in the Finale

anyone have that imgur link of kanna unzipping her bodysuit from the last thread?

>get the spring upgrade
>get out of sophia
>walk on it
>get launched and then unceremoniously die
I don't what I expected.

>balls bluer than Sonic the fucking hedghog

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this?

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yeah
i don't think it's in the archive

I like how these uncensored nipples just slip by mods because they're so moundy

Imagine her pubic leaves are like ganja, you can cut them of without hurting kanna and then make a a perfect joint.

was he autistic?

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I call it the gra-gra

>what the fuck were they thinking
You don't even fucking know how bad things could be.
FUCK LADDERS

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He most certainly is. When will we get his campaign of saving the earth for the sole purpose of spiting Jason?

It is though: imgur.com/a/gr5ok8l

LAIR OF THE PLANET DESTROYER

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no, its from that TF porn artist Cuisune (now called MissPhase)
he always draws a lot of good ass Sonic TF and other stuff
twitter.com/SonicPhase/status/1108919535850139648?s=19

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>Seeing fanart of this character everywhere
>Assume the artists just exagerate the tits like with most fanart
>check the actual game
>turns out her tits are actually THAT big
>mfw

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>eating her out is literally healty for you and doesn't hurt her in any way

holy shit can she be more perfect?

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Please for the love of god, someone RP this out with me on F-list, I will do absolutely anything you want

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this is official art, yes they are officially that big

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once he cameos in a secret boss fight in Copen's game
a cockfight between two white-haired autists

Eating your vegetables has never been so literal, it seems.

BM Zero 3, only he'll get his ass kicked in time for Jason to arrive and kickstart the plot.

It can be.
Her sweat smells like sweet watermelon, so her entire body smells like watermelon, even her feet so you wont have problem with dealing with bad smell when you want just to burrow your face in her soles because skin on soles is softes and smoothest in touch.

man what is with inti and bloodthirsty rivals.

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What do you do with your vegetables, user?

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Hnnng those pixels, the artist did a good job with his colors

I don't get it, it's just some nipples?

>"Jason, why the fuck would you add a whip setting? It's a gun, it's supposed to shoot bullets. THE MUZZLE CAN'T TAKE IT, JASON."
>"Well, Eve, I saw a certain someone use a similar attack, and I thought it was cool."
>"You mean a certain GIRL."
That bitch is mad jealous.

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he's still seething his support droid died while Jason's didn't
also got told off by some dead one too

also has anyone done any thing cute, with her butler kenwood or her pet.
>inb4 no one know who they are cause they don't have the game.

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she's really cute

You mean Roddy and Elfie.

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come and get it, boys

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They're the dead pilots who had ANDREIA, so no. Zero 3 is all Jason and Eve.

the club tattoo on her tid
BLACKED

Aint nobody got shit for poor kenwood you gramp lovers are getting overshadowed by green hills.

>neck attached to the side of the pot
Dropped.

they died in BM02
sorry mang

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FUG
Also, what the fuck was his problem?

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They already have a game user

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oh boi

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I’m surprised no ones done a yacopu clone of her yet

Where the fuck is Alex?

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what should the caption be?

A) "make sure you fill me up!"

B) "this is gonna help me grow? okay!"

C) "please give me your special nutrients! "

definitely C

>"this is gonna help me grow? okay!"
She's a ditz, so this is the best option.

B is the best choice

Take your hoe and berry your banana in my pot?

Stein being Dandy J seems too much of a stretch but I wouldn't be surprised if he's a callback to another game

>tries to download the whole album
>download link expired

you again. You're pretty good

Delicious Kanna feets. :3

what game

Blaster master zero 2

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Ahh thats better

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Isn’t the support pet his cat?

Non-shit edit.

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based

I have trouble against some of the turrets. How to beat them best?

its for the switch isnt it

oh no, shit definitely not out of picture

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The Reflector counter (picked up from Leibniz after the first fight with him).

>Cropping out best part
>"Not-shit edit"

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Well shit. I forgot about the fucking cat

Do I need to post the >stonetoss comic again?

Eve has honkers that rival Kanna's. Jason doesnt have a reason to notice other women now.

why are brainlets so triggered by a human body part

Thats all you can do?

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He never did. Those two kids are too pure. Jealous girl banter is cute AF tho

Yeah, and so is the first. Dont expect a port for anything either.

Based, fuck footfags

Well, the first was also on 3DS, but that's dead now.

i have a switch. how much are they?

You sir I will credit your pixiv and your Twitter.

Because it attracts retards and shits up the thread.

imagine being a blackedfag

>we want the nigger audience

Reminder we still need a Kanna + Eve double paizuri.

>Watermelon tits
>mfw /BLACKED/ hasn't jumped on this with more ferocity
You'd think they would go crazy with that racist undertone.
Does she have to sweat grapejuice/purple drank to excite them?

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$10 each.

D) "You've got what I CRAVE!"

Yiff in hell footfag

you're masturbating to a potted plant with tits, you don't get to look down on anyone else's fetish

Oh my God Holy Shit my Dick are there any Other Video Game Characters like this?????/

what about wanting to get fucked by buff black guys with hpv and aids
that's certainly a worse fetish

Because you're too used to looking up, footfag

E) Play Blaster Master!

Heres your real not shit edit

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yep, who needs fight the two, when we can just have a threesome.

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yeah because cucks, vorefags, fartfags, analvorefags, fatfags, gorefags are more normal.

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t. actually looks at grossest wrinkly feet with some inflation degeneracy involved

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Masturbating to Renamon/robots/warframes never stopped me from doing that. It's hypocritical but I still do it.

its funny that you produce this garbage since your thread is only allowed to exist in /trash/

Nice

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fellas
FELLAS
let's not get distracted here and lose our firm purpose
you and kanna
in a room
you have 1 hour
what do

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Sex>cuddles>sex>cuddles>sex>cuddles. Maybe some plaing with her feet.

Water her with water.

>in a herd of retards, some are more retarded than others
Nice deflection, though.

Ignore her and browse my phone, if she tries to have conversation be polite but don't make my responses too wordy or ask her any questions to prolong the conversation

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>learn everything I can about her species
>take a clipping
>attempt to make the kanna race flourish across the earth

...

>ignore her
This is why you're single

If I was single, I wouldn't ignore her.

assuming everything will go as planned:
take it slow for the first 10 minutes. then get intimate and cuddle and sex and have someone to be with for the rest of my time

you're more right than I care to admit

twitter.com/NE_0_N/status/1109513828767879168

water her and take a clipping

>This is why you're single
I want to be

>this thread
what the fuck

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I got that NPC energy.

You mean this and the past 8 threads

twitter.com/216Aeron/status/1109457971153649664

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Idiocracy reference. Nice!

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>his

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Feel free to fuck right off. Who cares.

Look at the size of these fuckers!

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Ask her question about how she eats. Does she eat food like a human or photosynthesize?

They were thinking that I LOVE BIG TITS.

*Melons.

You ARE going to buy her game, right Yea Forums?

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Already have.

why would I?
it's free on my machine

NEXT POSE, GUYS. GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS

spread those legs
puffy vulva please

Probably not. Umihara fresh is my next guaranteed purchase.

What would her pubes smell and taste like?

I requested something in the drawthread, hope someone picks it up and stop suggesting blacked /ss/

She's a bit of a smartass. When her helperbot is apologizing to Jason and Eve for her brash nature and impulsiveness she pipes up "Yeah she's such a jerk" or something like that. Cheeky fucker

Kanna pulls off her socks and reveals her real, root looking feet.

leaning over something with her tits hanging out

pov laying on top, tits on face, and holding viewers face

nutmeg

this but with clothed cleavage

Kanna better be playable at some point.

Non-shitposting question, how does inti stay open when their games have low price points and dont sell very many units?

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In a bowl of fruit with other smaller, inferior round fruits next to hers. Maybe a banana or similar thing placed somewhere?

I remember when someone from Inti declared that they were not going to release more PC games after Gunvolt bombed on Steam. Then again, the PC port was released in a shitty state.

baeleaves

That's literally her official art. Get creative. She's got legs for days, Have her lying on her back with them playfully in the air like a pinup. You can get a dynamic pose that shows off the weight of her breasts and her legs. Maybe get the tail suggestively wrapped around some bits

The games likely cost practically nothing to make

minty fresh
very sweet due to all the dew down there

Kanna pubes

Probably a low overhead. How many employees do they have to pay? Do they self publish? They save a ton on not manufacturing physical copies.

If I take that pot off, will she die?

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Something like this just with more fruit?

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DUDE POT LOL

She is facing into user with her legs spreaded, naked and her arms are ready to hug when you come close to her.

I tried to illustrate this pose, i suck at drawing in paint but i hope you will understnad what i mean.

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Yes, absolutely this. Also where are those wafer sticks going

Have kanna sunbathing at a beach while getting some drizzle from the rain occasionally.

Will they ever give me speedrun mode on switch?
That was really the best way to play, not having to beat Nova twice. No prevasion either, it was really exhilarating

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

It would be extremely painful.

It would be extremely painful

>have to name and organize 89 new images
thanks Kanna.

I love you!

Because:
1) They're technically an indie company.
2) 8 and 16-bit games are far cheaper to churn out than you think.
3) Bloodstained got at least half a million downloads in its first month alone.
4) A great deal of their games also have DLC to make up for lower cost games. Hell, Gal*Gun 2 is practically made up of it.
5) Majority of their games are digital only, meaning that they get most of the revenue from sales compared to physical.

I support this wholly.

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whoa

Looky here.

uhhh

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DM4D is so so so close to being a great game
But then they decided they wanted co-op to feel forced, so only one character has reliable defensive tools, only one character does reliably enough damage to kill bosses at a decent speed, only one character can heal, and only one character can reliably evade attacks.

The game is painful because, besides the awful hitboxes, it has all the content to be a great game, but then it's ruined by the idea that you shouldn't be able to solo play

Reverse trap that actually wants to tie up and fuck dudes with a strapon and make them cry like a little girl

This but with plant pubes

see y'all next thread /kannagang/

Not even that bad