Hey Quagmire, check it out. I'm in the new Smash Brothers game. Nyehehehehehe
Hey Quagmire, check it out. I'm in the new Smash Brothers game. Nyehehehehehe
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Heh, good one Peter.
Hey Peter, looks like a lot of fun. I was thinkin about joining too!
Hey guys can I join too?
You... um sure about that Joe?
They might not go easy on you, even with your... thing...
Nobody cares about smash anymore.
go home, fox shills. none of your cartoons have been good for around fifteen years
/r/Yea Forums amirite?
Hey guys look at this douche, he thinks his opinions matter!
Haha
Giggity giggity goo
This show has such awful writing that an autistic user wrote a scene that would fit right in perfectly.
four threads up, queer
fuck off meg
i want your voice actor to blow me
Why not, Quagmire? They let an autistic kid join.
Get your angel ass back here, Pit
do kids these day even watch cartoons anymore?
the last good ones were malcolm in the middle and king of the hill
I don't get it guys, all these people hate our show what did we do wrong?!
Joe, whats with the gun?
ALLRIGHT! YEAH! LETS DO THIS!
Oh god peter, what did you do to your hand?
FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER SHIT CUNT BITCH FUCK AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S VERY ASSSSSSSSSSSSS
The... they don't love us anymore Joe, I don't know what to do.
I hate this planet guys.
HHHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy, Want to suck my doggie cock?
Why wont it end, Why won't this torment end!
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pea tear griffin
my sweetest friend, the greatest man i know, the guy, no, the FAMILY guy.
No peter, get away from the stairs!
Peter, please!
Okay, I'll tell you. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say, "Oh, I'll get you later" but "later" never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound, intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much...he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible! You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would have known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. Well, see ya, Brian! Thanks for the fucking steak.
Oh god, oh god he did it.
I didn't think he had it in him.
Oh god.
>Oh itll be alright. smash has been really accepting of the handicapable community, they even let Steven Hawking join!
>*smash cut to hawking rolling onto final destination
>*comments about the space background, and where the stage is flying through
>*starts talking about how this is amazing opportunity to study black holes up close
>*Donkey Kong punches him midsentence, sending his bloody body to the side of the stage
>*Donkey turns to diddy and says in a normal voice "What? I have to make it to Marios after this. He's having another party"
>Diddy: "haven't you been to like 12 of those?"
>DK: "Well I guess SOMEONE isn't my plus one anymore"
Hey Lois check it out. FUCK NIGGERS! nyeheheheheh
I have a plan.
I will use my time machine to make the internet love peter again, stopping his suicide!
Thought I stumbled into Yea Forums for a second.
HEY BETER
Man I do wish Diddy was here.
> Song starts about missing Diddy
You don't stand a chance against me, Peter.
Alright it seems to have worked. Now to find the fat ma-
Oh god, What the deuce is that!
I am the quagmire of time, I have come to stop you from changing the past!
Giggity.
You called, peter?
I'm so high I read the entire post and I could hear their voices in my head lol
Get- Get away from me, vile creature!
Hey peter
Back off, Quagmire! Get away from Stewie!
Whats wrong Stew, I thought you had a job to do?
Giggity.
This game is worse than that time I was in a car with Gunpei Yokoi!
Oh god... theres so many of them.
Run for your lives!
Glad to see some development with this meme
Good thread desu
Don’t worry Peter! We love you! Don’t kill your self. That’s no good!
You can't escape me Stewie, I will stop you from changing the past!
Giggity
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I have one last solution, If I arm the nuclear device in my bedroom it will erase all of this. Starting the show anew and reversing all of our mistakes!
Thank you... all of you for standing by me til the end.
Hey quagmire, you remember that time Stewie nuked us all and reset the timeline?
No peter, Im afraid I don't. Giggity.
RIP XXX TENTACION
HE WOULDA LOVED PETER GRIFFIN IN SMASH BRO
GONE TOO SOON
Me neither.
Ehehehehehehehehehehehehe
NO FREAKIN WAY
oh MY GOD guys. You would NOT believe the day I’ve had. Who wants to listen?
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
Hey by the way peter, did you know that despite being only a small percentage of the popula-
Oh shit!
This schizo masterpiece is absolutely fucking beautiful. This is why I go here. Dog bless you user.
r/Yea Forums has to be one of the weirdest things i’ve seen on the internet.
Oh shit Joe, Joe he's getting aggressive.
Take him down!
Well this has been a good day, wouldn't you say Lois?
But peter, you just went to the bar and beat up Cleveland!
Holy crap Louis! It's Ness from Undertale!
Pretty funny desu
> Lady Palutena, I thought this part of Yea Forums was about video games. Why is Peter Griffin here beating up his friend after Stewie reset the timeline?
That reminds me, remember the time I decapitated Barrack Obama?
Of course we do Peter, we had to break you out of prison!
Yeah, but you did it because you love me so much.
And we always will peter.
Ah, don't you guys just love a happy ending.
Anyways what are you guys gonna do after the show?
Can't you see Pitt, this is a sign. He's trying to tell you that Wario is an Israeli Jew lobbying the American Government with the help of the AIPAC!
Family Guy was hilarious at its peak (seasons 1-3), the writing was sharp as hell and the gags kept coming and coming and coming.
Then South Park does a parody episode of it and all of the sudden the internet jumped on the "fuck family guy manatee show" bandwagon.
Watch "prime Simpsons" (seasons 1-10) and so much of the humor is dated and legit cringe/cornball ('DOH, MMM DONUTS, COWABUNGA DUDE, EAT MY SHORTS, WHY U LITTLE, DON'T HAVE A COW MAN, etc.). Klassic Senpai Guy was much wittier.
I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna go jump some women!
Giggity giggity goo!
Ohhh, quagmire.
~It seems today, that all you see~Is violence in movies and sex on tv!~
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