Postal

This can't be good for me but I feel great.

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Was I the only one who used to look up women's skirts in this game?

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There was a time when I played the shit out of postal 2 and knew almost every voice line that The Postal Dude said

Yes you’re sick.

Yes you were just curious

A glorious symphony of slaughter! 76 tromboners led the death parade...

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Please don't talk to me

This thread reminded me of this
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That guy should read the manual or do a second playtrough on Postal Redux. It should clarify the process thought of Postal Dude during the game.

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postal 2 is a deus ex game

What is the appeal of this game? Yea Forums duped me into buying it but I just can't play it.

It's not for everyone. I don't mean this to sound elitist, but this is the game where you can and sometimes encouraged:
-Piss on people and yourself
-Catch aids and piss on people (to make them vomit) and yourself
-Get kidnapped by bdsm rednecks after pissing on your dads grave
-Dismantle isis 3 times in a row
-Commence a chemical/biological attack by lanching a toxic rocket or throwing a deceased infected cows head in the crowd of people
-And the least, mass murder

>isis
You mean Al-Qaida. Those were different times.

The superior Postal game

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Where is postal 3 the RWS one

Postal 2 remaster when

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Total freedom to play however you want. It's basically a trolling simulator. You just run around being a dick.

Never. Eat shit. You remake/remaster fags are the worst.

Postal 2's dated graphics are part of its charm. RWS would be better off making Postal 3.

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They did that already and it didn't go so well

Only known nowadays for being offensive & the fact that the developers slavishly maintain it. Graphics are beginning to be real outdated and the gameplay was never much beyond standard FPS fare.

I don't think that you'll ever see a genuine Postal 3 from them because they know that they can't really develop one and have the same impact as they did w/ Postal 1 & 2. Hatred (spiritual remake of Postal 1) barely made a peep with the mainstream media so that goes to show how desensitized pols are to gaming these days as opposed to when P1 & P2 premiered.

Hatred was garbage, never mention that here again

I know there is a russian bootleg version of Postal but i'm sure there was no Postal 3.

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>he doesn't know

Paradise Lost retcons the shitty Russian version

There was, but it's better to pretend there wasn't.

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wtf i love deus ex now