Imagine unironically maining this stupid piece of shit

balls

But dog anus

where's the BALLS

But that's smelly and gross

Tell that to the people who main him

Looks like Anubis, has aura attacks, hates blacks
Pretty based character

Just got done playing as him for the night (currently 3am)

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Sounds like you're just salty that someone online ripped you a new one so you had come and vent out on Yea Forums.

BIG. MEATY. (DOG) BALLS.

Ask a Lucario main from Brawl all the way to Smash Ultimate who's actually played the likes of Dabuz, m2k, Ally, Zinoto etc anything.

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What do his balls smell like?

When I was younger, my parents went to a shitty doctor to get something in my nose removed, and turns out that doctor didn't know what he was doing and scraped out some key tissue for the ability to smell things, so I can't smell very well anymore.
TL;DR I don't know.

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What do his balls taste like?

Do lucario balls get sweaty while he fights?

Are all Lucario mains degenerate furries?

Smell is highly linked to taste, so again, I don't know.

How big are his balls?

Imagine blogposting about the character that destroyed you in a taiwanese basket weaving image forum

Why does he have no balls if he's a dog?

Not that user but yes

Contrary to popular belief, not all Lucarios players are furry.
That said, every single Lucario player has at least 1 super depraved kink/fetish.

Are there any other images like this? I want a camel toe for Bayonetta, a set of balls for Pikachu, and a dong hanging through Link's OoT tights. Also maybe a giant nigger dick for DK and / or Game & Watch.

I'm also a Lucario main since Brawl and nope, not all Lucario mains are degenerate furries.

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Are his balls blue or black?

At least as big as his head

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Have you ever fantasized about having his dog dick up your ass?

Is it true that his balls are highly sensitive?

Only dick I've ever fantasized in my ass was about a woman pegging me after she said she'd destroy my ass.

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What is your stance on Lucario's damage scaling mechanic?

Have you ever fantasized about putting your dick up his dog ass?

What is your opinion on Lucario's balls?

Aura is such a garbage mechanic. Games should never reward you for doing poorly.

Its a shame because I like Lucarios moveset and he's like my 2nd favorite Pokemon but Aura just fucking ruins him

It's a neat idea, not so good execution.
It makes for some really intense moments in tournament. Check out Tsu vs Zero at Frostbite.

Niggas just dying at like 20% is fucking funny.

It rewards the player for survival, not doing poorly. If you suck you won't even be able to touch your opponent.
Despite how "good" the mechanic is, you never see low level shitters do anything with him, nor do you see many top players do anything with him.

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I can confirm, I'm not a furry but I'm a huge S, women pay me to be dominated.

It's not the kind of lifestyle a man wants to admit outside of this place.

Not true because being down stocks gives you an aura multiplier as well.

Sure I guess he is also rewarded for survival but thats not a good thing either.

I guess a better way to word it is he punishes the opponent for trying to play the game. For every percent you put on Lucario as the player fighting him, your own kill percent starts to drop sharply.

This encourages Lucarios to play as degenerately as possible so that they can only get hit by low committal options that cant confirm into kills. The fact that being at high percent also makes his recovery crazy thus making him even harder to kill is just icing on the shit cake.

Do you inflict pain on dog balls too?

Why is Lucario and Incineroar furry in Smash yet Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Pichu and Mewtwo smooth? Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard and Greninja all make sense for smooth skin since they are reptiles or amphibians.

They gave Lucario key flaws because of his reward of survival: the fact that it isn't easy to come back to stage as Lucario.
If you hit him during his Up B you don't die.
Also in Ultimate, you can't play degenerate and win. It doesn't work that way.

egg move!

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