Remember the Nintendo Wii?

lol, i remember i had rule34 bookmarked on Wii's Opera as a kid

I used to put the rubber covers over my dick and force it into your sister too.

BOOGIE, boogieboogieboogie

I remember

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How could I forget the Wii?

>See the Wii ads and think wow, this is really the revolution
>Wii launches and I couldn't find one at a store
>Eventually find one and buy it with the pay of my first job
>Some months later realize there aren't that many games and feel a great buyers remorse
>Piracy kept me entertained for years until I bought a PS3

Wii is the ultimate emulation machine, plays GameCube and Wii games. The only downside is that it doesn't have a digital output.

my* first console with a web browser

fair
but yeah even the ds had a browser, it just wasn't built in

and after it sold so much on every continent it allowed nintendo to have enough money to buy the entire world a couple times over

>this doesn't mean you're underageb&, it means you're around 18

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I still haven't played the wii

to be fair, the wii was my second console and i'm 26
we grew up poor

Who can stop him?

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Yes
I was very sad when I thought my Wii died in a surge (despite having a surge protector) but it turned out that just the plug was fried on the power bar and plugging it into a different one made it work again.

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shaggy xd
thanos xd

I do. Start postan ACTUAL underrated Wii games, Japan, Europe, or USA.

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James kino is back on menu, boys.
youtube.com/watch?v=q9D74m628gQ

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Really?
How could you browse on the DS?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_DS_&_DSi_Browser
tadaaaaaaaaa

Is modern AVGN comfy like in the past decade? Nice get btw

>he tought he was gonna have hair in old age

also the ps2 technically could be used as a web browser with linux, same with xbox
and iirc the dreamcast actually had a web browser built in

Yup. Just got done playing animal crossing and a couple snes games on mine

the industry has already been killed by shit like DLC, invasive DRM and bloated development. Motion controls are a blip on the radar compared to the shitstorm HD consoles brought.

I miss it desu.

>Is modern AVGN comfy like in the past decade?
Nah, his videos that where he talks about horror films like the dracula ones are comfy.

>It near killed the industry

No it didn't, it made a shitload of money off kids and old people who could only play shitty third party trash on it.

>first console witha web browser
Wrong

Based I fuck his mom.

Fun fact: The Wii/DS made more money in a single year than Playstation did in 20 years.

>DSiShop is dead
What? I hadn't even heard of this.
That sucks.

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yeah nintendo wfc is dead in general
look into WiimmFi though, it's basically replacement servers for DS and Wii games for those who still want to play
it's mostly for Mario Kart Wii but other shit is supported too

not him but i mean
the ds and the wii basically printed money
if we take both into consideration (which i don't even consider fair but still) then it blows the playstation out of the water

So you're not him but you're willing to argue that he's right without providing evidence.

BIG THINK HERE

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i mean it's common knowledge that the ps3 was sold at a loss but you can keep being disingenuous if you'd like

Solo James videos where he just talks about shit are his best ones and why early AVGN is so good. He focuses too much on humor and skits in the newest AVGN episodes.

So explain again, in clear terms, what your assertion is. Since "sales" "printed money" "profitable" are all malleable terms.

What is your claim, then link to proof of it.

Playing RE4 on Wii felt fo sucking great.

Also MH tri was the peak of MH.

so you basically need a chart spelling it out for you instead of critically thinking for yourself about how many units of ds's and wiii's were sold at a profit vs playstation consoles which were basically always sold at a loss
nah furfag you have a good night

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What "critical thinking" is involved in real numbers? Please link to the "units of ds's and wiii's were sold at a profit vs playstation consoles which were basically always sold at a loss" As you claimed.

"please spoonfeed me easily-googable information"
no

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>not him but no proof either
why even reply

Yes. If it is easily googlable than you should have no problem linking to it.

because shit's fucking obvious is why
anyone who's been on Yea Forums for over a year knows exactly how well the ds and wii sold and that most playstation consoles (especially the ps3) were sold at a loss
this isn't rocket science, it's easy to put two and two together. pitching a fit and insisting on sources for common knowledge is just stupid

Yes it was the worst major home console ever created. Im glad its dead. Ps3 is and was better.

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The Wii U was worse

Yes, made me drop Nintendo consoles.
I used it to play GC games and all the ones I liked basically got no sequels or no good sequels on the Wii.
>no Kirby Air Ride sequel
>no F-Zero GX sequel
>no Star Fox Assault sequel
>no Pikmin 2 sequel
>Metroid Prime to Other M
>Wind Waker and Twilight Princess to Skyward Sword
>TTYD to Super Paper Mario
>Melee to Brawl
>actually liked Sonic Adventure 2 but then the Wii 3D Sonic games began an era of obscene garbage
Did get Galaxy and Battalion Wars 2 at least.

Comfy as fuck game. Wish they would make a third game but that's never gonna happen. Never got a chance to try out the sequel though.

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Wii U was a good console.
Just sold like shit.

>because shit's fucking obvious is why
lets look at the claim again
>Fun fact: The Wii/DS made more money in a single year than Playstation did in 20 years.
There's nothing to debate. The claim involved numbers. It's either true or it's not. Post the numbers or the claim is false, there's nothing else to it.

Look, numbers were invented by racists to keep People of Not Whites down.

Nintendo operating income in 2008: 555,263 million yen.
Playstation operating income from 1995-2016 combined: 504,578 million yen

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burden of proof nigger

Why aren't you linking same years for those numbers?

>The Wii/DS made more money in a single year than Playstation did in 20 years

Thanks. I can see now how its being fudged to prove a point by comparing only the most profitable year against a final amount including several bad years, but at least there are numbers to look at and not some retard say "BECAUSE SHITS OBVIOUS LMAO"

Yes, I do.

>need a good wii classic controller
>amazon has one for $7
>only have around $13 in account
>not sure if I should test such a low quality item
what do you wii bros use for your classic? should I go with the chinese knock-off, or buy the real thing?

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I wish I could have done this, but my sister was older and stronger than me.

So she forced it into you? That's unfortunate, user.

Just go to a thrift shop and buy one there. I got a nice late-ish model black one and it works great. Just needed to give it a rubbing alcohol bath before using it and it was like new. I'm using it right now actually.

That it is friend. Component analogue out is really nice.

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Wii U is the ultimate emulation machine as far as Nintendo games are concerned. It natively plays both Wii and Wii U games, if you want to go the moralfag route there's a great VC library you can access from an eshop that's not dead (RIP Wiishop Channel) with games ranging from the NES up to the Wii and DS, and if you go the pirate route you can basically get free access to Nintendo's entire library of games up to the 3DS

NOOOO MY SNOY!

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>Wii U is the ultimate emulation machine as far as Nintendo games are concerned
aside from you know
a fucking PC

>rugga
Why do you continue to embarrass yourself on this site?

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The Wii U gamepad is more comfy

As a PS4 chad I say just buy it and refund if you need to because who cares about the cost?

It was a good console with a good premise, but the casualization ruined Nintendo's business strategy for years to come.

TAKE

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I'm so fucking old

Yes, playing it every day and not feeling to well homies..

Checked.

>It nearly killed the industry

The industry killed itself.

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archive.nyafuu.org/meta/thread/217584/

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wait, was there a power rangers video? or is it a new one that is only on amazon prime right now?

Never had one myself, but it's a glorious little thing, easily my 7th gen favorite.

>most interesting exclusives
>backwards compatible
>easily homebrewed
>EASILY HOMEBREWED
>got people off their asses
>wagglan controls could be used on the PC for lightgun arcade emulation

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I remember the first day I got it. My dad looked on Craigslist and found someone selling it.
Went to this Indian dudes house and he included some games with it that didn't appeal to me but I took them anyway.
Namely Twilight Princess, some Wii exclusive Need for Speed game and some others I can't remember.
Tatsunoko vs. Capcom and Xenoblade are kino, TvC is still my favorite FG of all time while Xenoblade used to be my favorite JRPG. The Wii had a lot of shovelware but it had as much if not more good games than the 360

I actually remembered playing the that Power Ranger game on game boy and actually had fun.
My only complain was there were no weapons.

literally two years ago
youtube.com/watch?v=Ht5NmRtWb88

How will he ever recover?

Yeah, people don’t like to talk about how many millions Sony blows on third parties to keep them off of Nintendo hardware.

>never had one
stopped reading

I bought one of those last week, and they don't seem too bad. Although, they seem kinda incompatible with some peripherals. I'd recommend just saving your money altogether though.

Oh man

Your PC can't handle The Wonderful 101

>old nerd
>with that hairline
he's gonna take you back to the past
to let black guys fuck his wife in the ass

I wish I could punch you for being constrained to time like me.

why does that image make my penis become the big penis?

>ywn experience a joy comparable to opening up your Wii for Christmas in 2006 and playing SMG through winter break again

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what the hell is that addon in that pic?

Someone's self built box to bring the Gamecube ports to the front and as an enclosure for the homebrew external hard drive.

Damn that's pretty neat
google image search brought me to the creator's page it seems but its all in chinese so i cant understand any of it

The wii was so successful (since it wasn't a loss leader) that Nintendo could have kept the Wii U going for another 5 years and still be in the green.

THESE BROKEN WINGS

>GTA III will turn 20 in 2 years
youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk

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The Wii was nowhere near as damaging as day 1 patches, paid online and DLC. Which were rather rare on the console, funny enough.

>that video is already two years ago

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STOP IT NIGGA! STOP!!!!!!!!
YOU FUCKIN STOP THAT SHIT!!

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Yes I tried to buy one for weeks but it was always sold out. I'm glad I didn't.

song is too real

I lost 5 years of my life to depression

The Wii is such an embarassment. It has like 3 good games (Xenoblade, SMG and SMG2) despite having sold 6 gorillion units. Also 2 out of the 3 good games are plagued with waggle.

>It has like 3 good games
Way to out yourself as not knowing shit about the library. What emboldened you to even post thinking you can add anything to the thread is a fucking mystery.

I own a Wii and I played a lot of games I never bought through Dolphin as well. It doesn't have any fucking good games, even compared to the Gamecube. Anyway I just remembered another good game, Kirby's Adventure Wii, which is the best Kirby game, so the Wii has a grand unironic and objective total of 4 good games.

>didn't like Sin and Punishment
Literally not even worth this (You)

watched it, bretty gud.
it's amazing how most of the videos that have to do with his childhood and nostalgia turn up so good

Yes, I'm playing it right now. Recently I managed to get a box of used games and there's a lot of stuff here to go through, currently going through Kirby's Return to Dreamland. It's 4-player co-op but the level design isn't dogshit like Star Allies, which makes me wonder why Hal dropped the ball so hard on that one.

he literally just started watching MMPR just a couple months before making that vid. He said he never watched the show as a kid

>"Bible Games 2" came out in 2009
>2009 is 10 years ago

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PC/Switch here but i can see how Wii U would be dope for emulating DS games

What the fuck. Two years?

Ofc I member

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Everyday... He died for our sins.