Why did Yea Forums stop liking Overwatch?
Why did Yea Forums stop liking Overwatch?
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I stopped playing the game when they were pushing more of their "agenda"
i keep forgetting that game even exists.
me on the left
Is this the thicc thread?
london?
Holy fuck, source?
God I wish that was me.
i have never played overwatch and never will.
No friends. Playing the game solo is horrible.
Me im the source
they added too many characters and you can just swap between them mid-game
if you had to lock in your characters like a moba for competitive mode it would be more balanced and engaging
if you built ult charge faster but lost it all on death, it would be quicker paced
if they changed movement to be acceleration based then it would be possible to actually headshot people while they're moving instead of having them waggle around like finger puppets on a vibrating dildo
I could go on
Too many other games to play. A shooter can only offer so much variety before it becomes stale.
Also, the political shit did not help the cause either.
There is no reason to play it. It's the same game modes over and over. New maps get added sometimes along with new broken heroes but ultimately it's still the same exact game. It's stale as fuck and they need shake things up
I've just been busy lately. Friendly reminder that Overwatch is a video game that expects you to act like proper white people.
I don't understand the obsession fans have with games lasting forever
I played OW, i had fun for a while, and I moved on to other games. It's not retroactively bad because I'm not playing it years later
they buffed the hold m1 to win heroes and ruined the game
You're right it's been bad for a while now
Not even close...
B-but I want it to be me...
moar sundown
twitter.com/Xiceowl/status/1108554243684868097
Overwhat?
Thanks user, this artist is great.
>ywn be these girls
Okay
me on the left
Me on the right!
Too normie
It also reminds me of the girl who broke my heart last year
I realized quickly that matchmaking was more of a joke than just saying "lol 50/50". The game is a fucking shitshow, comp is meaningless, QP is a cesspool. There's no way to build a team with 5 other faggots who all want to do whatever they want, teamwork is put on the backend in a game where teamwork is required to succeed. There's no way to see how well you did in a game aside from the barebone stats the game offers and you can't see them in a match history because having a string of losses in a match history would hurt the majority-casual player in Overwatch. Gameplay and balance has been held off so they don't hurt the feelings of their playerbase. Stats are not shown in game because they would hurt the feelings of those doing "poorly" and allow people who are actually good at the game to ask for their team to stop being dead fucking weight. ESPORTS has become the life support of this game and even that is a fucking joke when the only team comp is GOATS. Blizzard wants the game to be played "however the player wants" but offers no way for that to work properly. You get lucky and win, or you don't and lose in the lower ranks or play the rigid and unflinching 3-3 meta or lose to the enemy who did 3-3 better.
Why is there always a thread like this up?
Is it devs trying to get idea about ressurecting the game, luring people in with porn; or is it just straight up porn posters?
how do i get a wife like this?
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What the do you think?
1.) The overall user experience is miserable and frustrating.
2.) Everything is far too competitive. Quickplay
is practice competitive. Competitive is competitive. And in a brilliant move, Arcade ties lootbox progression to wins, turning what should be a place for laid back fun into another competitive shithole.
3.) Events and fun game modes are time gated. You play what Blizzard wants you to play, when Blizzared wants you to play it.
4.) New content comes out at a glacial pace, and is either half-assed (every game mode that isn't on comp rotation), time gated (events), or complete shit (almost every map they've released since launch). In addition to this, nearly every hero they've added has made the game worse, with only a few exceptions.
5.) No private servers, map making tools, community content, etc.
6.) The game actively encourages poor play through it's poorly conceived medal system, while not having any systems in place to actually teach/encourage players to learn how the game should be played. The shitty medal system doesn't even accomplish what it was designed for (reducing "toxicity"). I've seen more arguments over who has gold medals in this game than I've seen arguments over the scoreboard of every other shooter I've played in my life combined.
There's a good game buried somewhere beneath all this bullshit, but it's not worth digging to find it.
>if they changed movement to be acceleration based then it would be possible to actually headshot people while they're moving instead of having them waggle around like finger puppets on a vibrating dildo
>user actually wants to give sniperfags an easier time one shooting people
Yeah, you can fuck right off mate.
GOD i wish that was me
I never liked it in the first place, I abhor kill boxes.
me on the right
I'm a pretty good sniper in cs and it blows my mind how people snipe reliably in overwatch, there's just no way to predict where someone will be in the time it takes you to flick your cursor unless they run in a straight line like a bronze player
slut
I always hated it, and i was fucking right. That's right, people still remember TF2 for it's advanced mechanics and memorable characters, but Overwatch was just a dying fad people only played because of the (admittedly great) porn.
I'd love to show the future to the journalists from 2016, fucking fags.
I wish!
tfw no uncensored
You are
i love this artist
O-only a little, I wish I could be a bigger one...
Source?
Me too
It's in the fucking thread, big guy.
Read the thread silly
Tell me how you would accomplish that
Because its tf2 with a lower skill ceiling thus giving it a much shorter lifespan. Also you cannot carry no matter who you play nor who you are. Maybe if you play widow and get perfect headshots, maybe then you can carry but i doubt it. In tf2 a good soldier is like all you need and they can destroy an enemy team to allow you to push or a spy can get really lucky and cause enough disruption, but there is none of that for overwatch and porn can only carry your game for so long.
I'd get off as many men as I could with my thicc hairy body, honestly. Be it getting them to fap to me or letting them use any part of my body they want...
The game was mediocre, post more ass.
Did you reckon to be the same artist due to the armpits?
I'd never guess.
Get bigger of course.
I reckoned because I saw the artist posted before he posted that second pic, but otherwise yeah I probably would have thought that from how he draws the hair.
Or you could of just looked through the twitter big boy
Why would a healer need huge tits like that
Why do you think?
How thicc
I didn't care for the P5 chick because I don't fap to girls from games/anime I'm not done with (It's a honor thing), so I skipped the twitter.
I-I mean, I'm not adverse to more BBW sizes, but maybe something like
Being a big girl is my dream...
HNNGG BIGGER
where do you think she stores the healing juice
Tell me!
I'd post Sundowns apple butt, but jannies won't like that
To nurse the good little boys back to health of course.
Ywn fuck a really BIG ass woman
Feels bad man
Too big for you?
Just post one of the clothed ones dummy, those are still good
HNNNNGGGG
>Overwatch
>encounter an enemy
>use all your abilities to kill him
>now you're at a disadvantage to your next enemy until your cooldowns refresh
This is the problem with OW. Cooldown shooters were a mistake.
m-moar
D.Va wasn't tho
Oh i'm not sure what else I could say... I'd definitely try to coax them into milking out load after load to and with my plump body, grabbing their cocks and doing it myself if I can... I'd love to get a few off with my hairy armpit pussy...
just play genji 5head
She fucks black guys though. Which is a shame.
Not that user but using your pits is certainly the right move. You can deal with twice the amount of needy guys that way
I wish I was her, then.
I want to suck her tits!
Based.
the difference is that theres no risk, you lose nothing for missing and can take as many shots as you want, theyre not gonna dink you for peeking, they cant do shit about anything you do
nobody but the snipers have range the challenge each other, theyre an entirely privileged class held at a standard above the rest of the dps, and literally any amount of healing makes them functionally immune to any kind of threat that isnt an enemy sniper
and then in sniper duels both players move like spastic assholes but at a much slower speed so its easier
If Jannies get me, I'm going to blame you.
What are you talking about, I never stopped liking Overwatch porn.
keep going
>jujunaught
Fucking baste
>pubes
Yeah, I suppose I should use my feet too... And just let people rub against any part of me they want.. damn I want to bask in cum.
Fuck I wish I looked like this!
I accept full responsibility user, thank you for the huge butt
he should be entering the room with a smiling face not leaving
Im just gonna leave this here
keep it safe
Good lord user you sound like a huge fucking slut. I'd love to run a train on your plump and hairy body with a gang of anons. We'd leave you nice a full of our seed you whore
>No bush peek
Dropped
aaaaaa I wasn't expecting a second one, you're too kind user
>hilda
>not ass focused
That comes in the coloring phase
I played OW Beta and really enjoyed it.
People tried and worked together to win including :gasp: switching characters when necessary.
There was even some strategy in building up your Q and countering the enemies' Qs.
It felt like about, roughly six months after release they came.
>5 other faggots who all want to do whatever they want, teamwork is put on the backend in a game where teamwork is required to succeed
I think its the same fucking retards that would be the third or fourth sniper on a TF2 team.
"I'm always Hanzo" "Quit telling me to push the payload" "I've got gold kills STFU"
If the enemy team is following the meta and you have Johnny-Fuckface Doeswhathewants its an automatic loss.
Now, in this most recent season you can't even call that guy out.
The anti-toxicity nonsense has reached its logical conclusion of no one daring to say anything, even constructive advice without appearing to be the "salty try-hard rage-gamer".
The game's fine. The bulk of the people playing it are pure shit.
They solo the team game and/or they perpetuate this infantile "don't be a meany" and tell me what I need to do to win or I'll report you safespace-gaming mindset.
I'd love nothing more honestly... I'd enjoy every moment of the non stop pounding as my body shakes from each thrust into and against me by so many people. I'd wring out as much cum as I could, probably never satisfied until I'm showering in it.
I'm a total whore, I want to be degraded and especially humiliated, fuck!
the bigger factor is that in beta you could carry just on mechanical skill, where now the game is designed to mitigate skill as much as possible and have lots of canned counterpicks
To bad your a sweaty fat guy
Then we'll treat you like the whore you wanna be you fat fucktoy. We'll leave your holes gaping and leaking with cum while we tag in and out, choking and slapping you with dozens of thick cocks all night long. A dumb slut like you would probably love that kind of mindless fucking though
draw my waifu
>waifu
Who?
ilsa for gbf
I would, I'd LOVE it more than anything. Slapping me all over with tons of big fat dicks, gaping me out and making me gag...
Being called a fat slut, I love that too, anything to degrade me.
>ilsa
Im kinda surprised you actually picked a good girl
>stop liking Overwatch
There was never a start point to the game, just the overly-sexualized and beautified women Blizzard pump out
The fucking meta has been genji/tracer dive since inception, and the fact that Jeff (LOL JEPH SO FUNNY) bent over backwards and broke the only and first logical counter to dive in Brigitte, was all anyone needed to see about Blizzard's "balance"
That being said, i will fly to the stink hole of India to find a waifu like Symmetra, cost and health be damned
Yeah I had a feeling that you'd be into that shit you fucking meat toilet. You're only good for serving thick rods so I'm not going to see you as a person. You're a damn champ at giving head though, I'm certain of that. You clean balls too right, you can't leave those without some attention from your pig mouth.
>big tit Hilda
Appreciated. Wish there was more of her like that.
Can you faglords take your ERP to trash or lgbt
God why is this dummy thicc meme taking off
I would grab you by your hairy armpits and use them like reins to matepress you
wtf lol?
Of course, balls are even more fun than cocks in my opinion. Nuzzling up to a smelly pair and licking at them is my life's goal! I'd suck on them like they're a cock in their own right, holding them in my mouth and enjoying the taste more than anything! I'm also a shameless pig addicted to rimming...
That sounds hot user, I'd love it done to me. More focus on my pits is always nice!
Are you into scat too? Are you the same person from that scat thread back when?
Because solid snake took a voice request for it and it blew up.
Of course you'd be into licking guy's assholes you slutty fuck pig. God, I can't believe I'm gonna cum to the thought of fucking something like you, but I guess when a guy's horny he'll dick down anything huh? I'll ruin your throat and use your plump tits. I'll leave your cunt and asshole gaping and I'll finish you off by sitting on your face and letting your tonguefuck my hairy asshole. You better use that tongue well and make me cum you whore, or else I'll deny you any more cock
Mmph, I'd make sure to get my tongue deep in your ass, making out with it basically, prodding and licking it up and down, in and out. Please cum thinking of using me like the worthless pig I am, I want to make you shoot because of me!
>Are you into scat too?
Y-yes.
>Are you the same person from that scat thread back when?
I'd like to say no, because I'm not sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was me...
Given how shit their ERP is, I'd say so.
It's an off topic Yea Forums thread at 3:40 in the morning user. I'm not a great writer as is, sure, but it's also late and it's more like fapping encouragement anyway, not actually ERP.
>actually reading it
whats wrong with me
it's boring
I prefer to play paladins
>turns character weight slider all the way up
Ugh, to think that I actually came because of you. I feel sick just from it, but at least your good for something, even if it's just your fat, hairy and sweaty body. Don't be a stranger, and sink your fingers into my butt when you're eating me out next time, gimme a good smack too. I like some rough action myself you greedy whore.
Because the archives is the only time with proper PvE.
Nice, after all that i would take you out for a fancy dinner and i will make you eat my shit with a knife and fork in a beautiful dress to close the night
Wait source?
Mm, I'm glad, I'll make sure to slap that naughty butt of yours next time then. I'd definitely love to dig right in.
Now that's a hit in the kink, goddamn. Got discord?
>when the thicc thread is actually an erp thread
Can't find the Twitter source but here youtube.com
Me on the right
For a pig slut you do know how to leave a guy satisfied, I guess you do have some talents. I'm gonna fucking beat my cock to this little chat again One time isn't enough for how hot and heavy things got in the end
its like 2 or 3 anons
If you have a discord I wouldn't mind chatting a bit there too...
fat cunt
more clothed futas!
I'm tempted, but I've used up so much of your time already here. I hang out in /trash/ so if you're on the board maybe we can run into each other again
I dont feel comfortable having random people added drom here that might not be you, but im happy to find people into scat and hairy armpits, pretty sure ive talked to you before in a thread that turned into a scat thread
Baste
Perfect amount of meat.
Me on the left
AHHHHHHHH
need more ass
I got it for free from a friend who already had it, due to some humble bundle thing. Played it for like 2 weeks, got bored because the game never really progressed. There was nothing to work towards, every match was just playing the game, there were no goals to work towards besides loot boxes or an ephemeral ranked rating. Which is good enough for some people, I don't care about ranked ratings though, since I never have any intentions of playing the game "professionally".
Add me anons, I'll brb~
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more
wait a minute...
Huh arm pits are too lewd for nu Yea Forums now
thanks
Don't be shy user.
Thank you. Dear Lord what happened with this timeline?
welcome
kinda want to add. don't erp tho. just want to fap.
Just fapping is fine, I love lewd convos more than actual erp!
Overwatch is not the only game with female characters, so people moved on once the gameplay got bland, which was about a month or two.
uninstalled all nublizz trash the day they made s76 a faggot
This exact same thread pops up every hour or so, it's so blatantly made by people who work at blizz
I love my wife Mercy!
Cute girls alone do not save a game. ARMS is living proof of this, and its girls are way more attractive than Overwatch girls.
Where was that posted originally?
>ARMS is living proof of this
don't remind me
I might add you later, im at work
braaap
wasn't that game 1v1 only
God I wish that was me
Aww, well we can still talk here if you want user.
>have to make another one too
i'll stick with threads
I think there's a 1v3 mode? I dunno if there's a 2v2 mode, but even if there was it doesn't save the game having pretty basic mechanics that just plain aren't going to carry anyone's interest for more than a couple months at best.
/d/
which one
Threads are nice but it's so hard to find fellow scat friends in them...
maybe i should of said i wasn't that user.
the user obviously
That pic better lead to anal vore
We still, I want to be a thicc bitch and service guys either way...
>The anti-toxicity nonsense has reached its logical conclusion of no one daring to say anything, even constructive advice without appearing to be the "salty try-hard rage-gamer".
Any time you say anything you will instantly be hit by passive-aggressive faggots who need to inform you that they are reporting you for saying anything. I once got someone telling me he's going to report me for BMing general chat for saying "People who play Overwatch are so fucking stupid that maybe in 5 months they'll learn what Baptise's skills do" in the most reddit-level passive aggressive way imaginable.
Yeah i have work now but ill hit you up later, i would also like to have someone i can talk about cut girl poop with
imagine the smell of this thread
Who is this behemoth of a woman
I just got finished with a match , it was a close one
Sounds great user, don't forget me!
Rule 63 Darkseid.
I want to impregnate.
musk just musk
Girls armpit musk...
formula got boring real fast.
Don't even fucking start, musk slut.
What do women smell like?
I hope D.Va gets another skin good as her Black Cat skin.
god i love facesitting
I-i want to be a musk slut...
>content updates are far and few
>the patched in heroes aren't nearly as interesting as the launch heroes - people thought brigitte was an NPC because her design was so plain and the newest one has the same issue
>balance is garbage, the game is terribly unsatisfying to play because
and this is the big one
>the time to kill for non-tank characters is too low and healing is too powerful. if you wander away from your team as a DPS and try to kill somebody by yourself, you will either kill them in one hit or they will hobble away to their team where their healer will make them immortal.
>this leads to a metagame where everyone huddles around their immortal tanks and their healers, because any other approach is just suicide. every match plays out the same way, two teams deathballing into one another trying to outlast the other, until someone flanks with an ultimate and a small push happens.
it was a normie fad game that rode the blizzard brand into temporary mainstream success, but at the end of the day the only reason anyone liked it was for the character designs and, ultimately, the pornography. i would be willing to bet that blizzard commissioned some of that porn themselves in order to promote the game.
in a few years nobody will remember it even existed.
Then I hope you don't mind acting as my new office chair, face firmly pressed up against my heavy, musky balls. Just a dumb, subservient, musk-huffing whore that probably gushes at the thought of nuzzling her face beneath some guy's bloated nutsack.
first thicc slut now musk slut any other sluts here
The same reason Dunkey permanently dropped it within 5 months.
Community was a toxic unfun shithole. Probably still is. Everybody I know who still plays it only plays All Heroes Random because nobody can complain about your pick and mass report you.
Haaah, fuck yes... I'd love to just be your seat and breath nothing but your balls, huffing the smell like my life depends on it, all day long.
I'm the same person.
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I love my wife Lena!
Kill yourselves faggots
Hey muskslut you should email me [email protected] I’m in Minneapolis
They added more and more annoying CC, they nerfed the shit out of characters to artificially force new meta each season.
i like thicc slut more
Well now I'm tempted with that location!
Me too, being thicc is fun~
we never liked
>spend millions of dollars on your esports league for game
>get btfo by csgo and league over and over
>can't balance your game for shit
That's one heck of a scoliosis they have.
shid
>doomfist
didn't they hype the fuck out of doomfist
Get a fucking room you fags
Yeah. But hype was wasted due to lack of Terry Crews.
He's still the most fun hero to play as.
Because assclapping is hot as fuck.
because no one ever made porn longer than a minute
before you post your FotM sfm artist, looping the same animation five times doesn't fucking count
Why do people get mad about erp but not off topic porn threads
Every post release hero was a terrible addition, the original 12 were great, the 9 added before release were a mixed bad but mostly good, but the 9 after release have been absolute garbage and cancer.
let's be real, Winston is the best as a character but has always been fucking horrible unusable garbage.
I want to get a room with Klonoa!
>Winston is the best as a character
He's fucking boring. He has possibly the least interesting voicelines out of the entire cast, which his pretty hard to achieve considering they're all kinda awful. His exchange with Lucio during setup is embarrassing and it's a wonder how it even got in the game.
Only Blizzard could fuck up and make a character that's a talking gorilla wielding a tesla cannon so insanely dull.