What did he plan to do as ruler of Hyrule?

Rnact a comprehensive tax policy

He deported the most fertile hyrulian males to the gurudo valley and then set everyone else to building a pimp ass evil tower

Create a flat tax policy. And jizz a lot.

yeah he wanted to rule the world

Destroy the city, freeze the fishmen, build his castle over a huge pit of lava. You know the usual.

What if he planned to replace the tyrannical monarchy with a functional democracy

If he thats all he wanted he could have just stayed in the desert with his harem of mommyslaves.

Except it wasn’t tyranny and everyone in Hyrule was happy.

Did he built roads and hospitals?

fuck link

hopefully sit on my face

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He didn't plan to take over. He was basically stealing loot for his clan, and got lucky by finding the Triforce. It drove him crazy.

Except he was clearly looking for the triforce? he even tried to get the spiritual stones

How can you trust that people show real happiness if they are under the fist of an unnellected government? If it wasn't a tyranny, why didn't the government turned itself into a democracy?

Think of all the dope ass treasure hidden in the temple of time

He was looking for a way into the locked area of the Temple of Time. He could have been expecting to find anything back there. The old lore says the triforce was an accident.

Absolute chad

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To get the wind or some shit

He is a cookie cutter spiky bad guy, of course there's nothing worth to mention about him. He exist to act evil.

Did he fuck things up purposely or out of negligence? His actions don't make a lot of sense looking back. Just immediately glasses Castle Town and spreads evil throughout Hyrule because...reasons?

DOOOIYYAAAAH

This guy seemed to like Ganondorf, he was even planning on giving him a horse

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Triforce drove him crazy. He even killed the thieves that had been traveling with him as they scrambled to posses the thing.

he turned hyrule upside down trying to find the other triforce pieces. in wind waker he said he wanted hyrule because the desert sucked, and he coveted that wind. still doesnt make much sense though because the sand niggers still lived in the desert after he became king.

>the sand niggers still lived in the desert after he became king.
Wasnt that because they rejected him cuz he was killing people and fucking everything in his search for the triforce?

Democracy =\= Freedom or inherently better than being ruled over

people don't know what's good for them. A benevolent and competent ruler will always be better for everyone than a democracy

He probably would have been a fair and just ruler and the people would have realized they're better off with him

If ganondorf didn't have the triforce before link opened the door of time then how did he control the bosses of the 3 child temples?

i'm imagining him standing behind ganondorf when he told talon the farm wasn't his anymore with a weaselly grin, and trying to provoke talon into trying something stupid.

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The Deku tree literally explained this, Ganondorf is a sorcerer he has his own magic power aside from the triforce

he was a magic man

He was a wizard. His two moms were witches and they trained him for magical shenanigans in exchange for his macaroni art.

would totally love to see this

>tfw no game to serve lord ganondorf and perform tasks for him

he will literally kill you once you out live your usefulness to him

How is it that slav nursery rhymes can have coherent stories with themes and morals, but nips can't even have a backdrop of a plotline that isn't utter nonsense complete with non-characters who act like they're written by aliens?
Are orientals genuinely lacking souls? Are they from a different planet or something?
Christ almighty.

Then guess what you shouldn't allow to happen to yourself

it probably looked something like this.

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wind walker ganon seemed like a pretty nice guy desu

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What old lore? All it says is that when the golden goddesses left the Triforce remained. That doesn't make it an accidental by-product of their leaving, nor is it inherently implied.

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I really doubt that, I do believe he would kill you at the slightest failure

Is this in reference to something

What are you talking about in particular?

Does Ganondorf ever kill anybody?
I think maybe he gets a couple of the sages from Twilight Princess.

he wants to rule over dust and retarded moblins

>tfw OOT Ganondorf is still the most fleshed out version and the only one that got shit done

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>And golden sacred triangles remained at the point where the goddesses left the world.
I like the idea that the Triforce was like a fucking accident. As if the goddesses were so strong it just sort of fucking happened, and now the world has to deal with the consequences forever

Yes, you can even see a soldier dying in an alleyway just after getting the ocarina of time

Dorf's evil magic cursed and killed the Great Deku Tree.

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Trash it. This is why I think that muh sympathetic villain shit they tried in Wind Waker doesn't work. He doesn't give a fraction of a fuck about his people. He left them to rot even after he got Hyrule. Ganondorf is full of shit.

>Does Ganondorf ever kill anybody?
The king and his guard in OoT
or do you mean his allies?

he killed the king in Ocarina

Leave Ganondorf to me

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>wind waker ganon
>literally completes the triforce
>loses his wish because he went full retard instead of inmediatly touching the thing
fucking retard

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Yeah, The Legend of Zelda, but more generally just Asia's historical incompetence at writing and/or being human beings.
Even their honorific society crap is creepy. Like they don't have any opinions or feelings, they just automatically respect people based on seniority and hierarchy.
We're not that fucking far off from the generation of loons that willingly crashed their planes into boats.
It's weird and it unnerves me. I have no evidence that Japs are in any way human, and their writing reflects their inability to feel or comprehend emotion and morality.

>can't even defend against some fat ass in armor with a ball on a stick
She's got nothing against a chad sorcerer
But...Din IS one of the best girls.

I don't really think zelda is meant to have morals and go THAT deep

I'm really loving these old screenshots I took emulating this back in 2006.

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Yeah I dig them as well my man
everything was so magical back then

Use all the resources of Hyrule to locate Zelda so he could take the Triforce of Wisdom and be able to control his own Power and hone it, rather than turning in to a rampaging pig monster.

I mentioned that short folkloric tales, even the bastardized versions of them, always tell proper stories with purpose.
The Legend of Zelda has never even hit The Lion King level, and that's the basic of the basic standard for children's storytelling.
Why does the series have so many cutscenes for what are ultimately pointless fluff pieces repeated ad infinitum? It's an adventure serial that tries to pass itself off as an epic, and worse yet it's a serial that's the same fucking serial every single time with minor adjustments. Maybe if they laid off the garbage Hasbro-tier lore they might make a good video game again.
Maybe.

Gold looks really shiny in these games. Made everything look so cool.

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The items were really nice as well, like the arrows. They felt really special when you got them
Also the spiritual stones

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You already saw it; Hyrule was his for seven years in Ocarina of Time. The real question is what he planned to do as ruler of the world.

He wanted to wave his dick around.

How big is the world in the zelda universe?

we don't know since Nintendo refuses to actually expand on any of the 'lore', there's at least two other countries outside Hyrule but nobody knows where the fuck they actually are and they're never brought up again outside of their actual games

>This scene shouldn't even be possible anymore thanks to Skyword Sword letting Link wish on the Triforce without touching it.

They were both on your watch Aonuma. How'd you let that happen?

I have a weird headcanon that makes me believe that hyrule is it's own thing, like a pocket dimension set aside from everything else

That's unknown, but if the globe in Tetra's room in TWW is any indication, it's at least round.

me on the right

>>This scene shouldn't even be possible anymore thanks to Skyword Sword letting Link wish on the Triforce without touching it.
>They clearly state in every other game you HAVE to touch it
Fuck Aonuma and fuck Skyward Sword

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That is actually interesting to think about because he does know mercy
He wasn't going to kill link in wind waker if he could have his way but since this is wind waker he probably got some kind of wisdom after being btfo in oot

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Fujibayashi both directed and wrote Skyward Sword and is the main director for the series currently, hence why BOTW had a ridiculous amount of callbacks to Skyward Sword

That's still a horrible mistake with Eiji Aonuma overseeing the game. TWW was Aonuma's first big main project and featured the Triforce's exact requirements as the key element of its ending!

LoZ lore is so fucking ass-backwards. Even Kirby’s lore is more thought out.

>that easily missed guard in the alley who actually dies in front of you after the attack

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I like the idea that this was his original intention, but it ultimately got lost along the way once the triforce came into play. Then years later in Wind Waker he tries to fall back on that initial motivator but fails since he's basically just trying to ignore the crazy fucked up shit he did

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getting fucked off by link and later the gods themselves taught him humility. he was also a lot older and probably wiser. in oot was an angry, power hungry king. in wind waker he was a cathartic old man who couldnt let go.

>TWW was Aonuma's first big main project
He directed Ocarina. Unless you mean WW was the first Zelda he was sole director for.

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He also directed Majora's Mask along Koizumi

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Based organposter.

>youtube.com/watch?v=3t07yNPlvXI

It's worth noting they were the original directors of OoT before Miyamoto's retard ass hopped on the project mid-production, suggested reskinning SM64, and then fucked off taking a lead directing credit with him.
Aonuma may be a misguided doofus at this point, but at least he's not a legitimate crazy person.
I still imagine that free climbing in BotW was stitched in at the last moment just so Miyamoto's autistic ass could climb trees.

>Durr I can;t use the the Trifarce but I sure can physically move the thing into the sky so Demise couldn't find it and built a Magic Temple around it literally only you can access also a robot Pirate is there because reasons

Skyward Sword is such a fucking mess of a story my god

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>I still imagine that free climbing in BotW was stitched in at the last moment just so Miyamoto's autistic ass could climb trees.
Is there any particular reason you believe this other than Miyamoto being "muh innovation"?

Not to mention they re did the "oh the guy you've seen the whole game isnt actually the villain" thing again

I always forget that the link in wind waker is a literal who to fate
That means YOU can be a hero, user. Go beat ganon

These shots are real kino, looking back on it.

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It is perfect lightning and atmosphere
I don't know why remasters always focus on adding more light and bloom and stuff. Sometimes less is more imo

Sure, Free Climbing's lack of emphasis in every facet of the game other than mindless wandering.
Can't climb enemies.
Can't climb Divine Beasts.
Can't climb in Shrines.
Towers are specifically made of climbable grating or whatever and can't be free climber, so to speak.
Seemingly single ninety degree angle climb, give or take, has aesthetic rockface patterns that can be exploited for stamina regeneration.
There's nothing about the way the "meat" of the game's design work that screams free climbing. It absolutely feels like it was slapped into the game last second. There's like, what? One gear set that just increases climb speed. The fact that free climbing is literally just being Raimi's Spiderman with stickyhands.
There's no depth to it, the game wasn't designed around it, and worse yet it's not even particularly fun. Sounds like a shoe-in to me, more importantly it plays like one too.
It'd be quite embarrassing if it was anything otherwise. Imagine a team spending months designing it, and THIS is the end result. Christ on a crutch.

Yeah, it was his first solo project, the one he had most of a personal impact on.

In this room specifically it is really orange in the 3DS game
but the fight with ganon...yeah that shit had no excuse looking like that

Miyamoto's intervention helped save Ocarina of Time and put it on the track that led to it becoming the GOAT game it is today. His intervention might not be as helpful (or even helpful) nowadays, but back then he was saving projects in a big way.

What'd he intervene in?
Other than, y'know, the development of the game.
How, I guess. How did he intervene?
>put it on track
Fuck the track. This is the chink who is quoted as saying a delayed game is eventually good. He put it on track to rushing it out and meeting the deadline, or what?
On a sidenote, thanks for that ugly fucking "remake" that didn't add in the endgame content originally cut for budgetary reasons. Truly a friend of the gamer, Nintendo.

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the way his cape falls on the ground when he collapses always makes me think of how dropped items look in runescape

I always thought it was Nintendo trying to sneak a pool of blood into the game. The cape loses its shape out of nowhere and spreads out like a liquid. It was awesome, and Ganon's cape effectively dissolving as he collapsed felt like a perfect sendoff to the battle damage it took throughout the fight and the tower-destroying outburst at the end.

It doesn't really dissolve, it kinda noclips through his body to rest on the floor.

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Japs are really into the idea of symbolism. They're not trying to represent human beings, they're trying to represent good and evil. It also doesn't matter if something doesn't make logical sense as long as it's thematically appropriate. This is how Japan writes things. The west is often the opposite way.

I know it doesn't actually dissolve, but the fact that it quits being there and is nothing but separate tatters adds a sense of finality to that phase of the fight. In the final battle the cape is gone, except for the part still immediately clasped to Ganon's mantle, and it feels like a proper continuation of the battle damage. It's even better if you interpret the liquefying cape as an ESRB-circumventing pool of blood, especially after Ganon just finished coughing up blood.

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user, there are literal pools of red blood in the well and in the Shadow Temple that are never censored in any version of the game (haven't played 3DS version).

I can't be the only one that thought those regular guards were women. The lips and silhouette didn't help.

user, he never even tried to grow past it. He destroyed an entire fucking island full of inhabitants. He does not give a single solitary fuck about anyone or anything but himself. When he took over Hyrule, he left his people in the middle of the desert, the very desert that he hated.

The only real tragedy of Ganondorf is that he doesn't even WANT to change. He doesn't WANT to become a better man. He'll destroy anything and everything to get what he wants and he'll never consider any other way. Even if he becomes introspective, even if he reflects on his past, he doesn't want to stop being an evil tyrant.

there's no pools of blood in bottom of the well in 3ds actually
buuuut there are piles of bodies, which isn't any better

wind waker ganondorf is the single hottest ganondorf there is

oracle games remake when

Have you seen the link's awakening remake
no thanks

be quiet you big-headed bitch

>:o

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holy shit daffy

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lul

He just wanted to own everything, not just Hyrule, everything
His sin was being greedy, the triforce reflects what's in the owner's soul and so once he was sealed within the sacred realm he was transformed into a pig demon

Those are dried bloodstains. In the case atop Ganon's Tower, that would be actual pouring, fresh blood.