"XBOX ON!"

baseed

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>xbox one
>dead on release
feel free to prove me wrong

Nah, it references every Xboner's love of Sunday roasts.

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nobody can be retarded enough to actually believe those revenue comparisons, right

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>fake stats
>comparing a videogame company to a general electronics company

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cringe

based

SASUGA XBONE-SAMA

>fake stats
i bet u deny the holocaust too tinfoil fag

step aside

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I'm vegan though

CRIIIIINNNGGGGEEEE HAHAHAHAHA CRINGEEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHA CCCCRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRINGE

imagine implying someone is a nazi because they don't believe your fake videogame stats

>pc gaming
>reddit
>9gag
>moba trash
>arena shooters
>battle royale
>twitch culture
>discord
no thanks

No one's asking you, snoy

dude imagine imagining things imagining things imagine things

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cringe

>this thread
Why cant Sony fans handle the bantz?

>hes a social outcast
typical

falseflagging s0nygg3r
gb2 reddit

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They lack the calcium

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>MIGHT I ADD SIR, YOU LOK QUITE HANDSOME
I'd actually buy a console that do this, i'm a lonely fuck

>memecenter
lol

Same, but only if it's a sassy black woman's voice

fuckin kek

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>these images completely BTFO and angered ponies
What a time to be alive

>batman v superman collectors edition
Snoytards confirmed the worst fucking type of consumer ever.

I'm a real fan of cartoony skelebro xbox.
Hope drawfags do more with it

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post more skellybro

Take some pills, bro.

>AY WITEBOI, YOU PRETTY CUTE

someone fill me in on why sony was changed to some tranny

Autistic user didn't like Sony's muscles.

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seething

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PS4/sony participated in many gay pride parades

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google shills are trying to do divide and conquer against switch/ps4/xbox/pc

Because they're literally gay niggers

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except Google didn't reveal a console, tard

No that would be CRINGE

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That dude looks pretty fit though.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT ISN'T FAIR MOOOOOOODS DELETE THIS

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welcome to pre-2000s male homosexual culture

>implying google needs to reveal a console to be competing with those 4
they straight up said "the future of gaming isn't a box", they sure as hell are trying to take down traditional gaming

>sonyfags can't poke fun at themselves

real question how do I get my xbox to call me handsome?

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twinks need to die holy shit

It should be an untended gravestone with a tattered Xbox cap perched on it

>implying google needs to reveal a console to be competing with those 4
actually, it isn't competing with them at all, at least for now.
>they straight up said "the future of gaming isn't a box"
so?
>they sure as hell are trying to take down traditional gaming
they can't, and they're not

Meanwhile in reality

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now post the Xbox events

Do you have the original image? I have been looking for it for a while

>Nu-Yea Forums doesn't think that trying to get rid of exclusives is a good thing
>The strongest console currently on the market is a bad thing
>Is willing to work with other companies like Nintendo even when Sony doesn't want to

XGAWDS

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are they qt black chicks?
that's the important issue

It ain't called the xBone for nothin.

Just set your gamertag or account name to “Handsome”
Whenever you log in
>”Welcome, Handsome.”

Not baky enough

Isn't sony's electronics and appliance departments tanking so bad its sucking up everything their entertainment sections are making tho?

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>Nu-Yea Forums doesn't think that trying to get rid of exclusives is a good thing
this is oversimplifying the complex matter here
>The strongest console currently on the market is a bad thing
It has nogaems. It's a multiplat machine and normalfag toy.
>Is willing to work with other companies like Nintendo even when Sony doesn't want to
And what exactly does that mean for Xbox gamers? Nothing so far.

>sony consistently does sjw shit for years
>microsoft finally does
>"HAHA SEE YOU GUYS ARE THE REAL SJWS HERE :)))"

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>Twit to an article about a black girl in IT
versus
>A whole fucking gay pride parade

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It means I’ll be able to play my Xbox library streamed on my Switch, which is huge fucking news mostly because MS has the potential to get game streaming right.

shh, don't tell him that, he'll have to realize he's comparing a movie studio to a videogame company

if you buy gamepass or Live then you are by definition an xbox gamer, even if you're playing on switch

>Finally
>Pandering to gays with a float versus integrating SJWs into the whole thing

I know Xcucks need to project but come on.

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And will you be able to play Switch games upscaled on your Xbox?
Exactly.
A true console removes the need and desire for idorting

dude i'm a literal, real-life homosexual
sony is absolutely more sjw-y here for doing the float
i absolutely know better than you

Snoy already integrated SJWs to the high positions, though. Explains all the anti-Japanese hate and heavy censoring.

Of course you are. $10 has been deposited into your designated bank account.
>DOA6 uncensored
>Metro uncensored
>DMCV censored on all platforms and inconsistently on the PS4
Anymore talking points you want to push?

this better be a vanity position

DOA6 was self-censored
And there's nothing there to censor to begin with

>the guy who's never stuck his dick in another man's ass thinks he legitimately knows more about pandering to gays
sure thing fuckboy

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>im-fucking-plying

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Doing so makes you impervious to logic as well, apparently.

No console removes the need for idorting, moron.

>phoneposting ipod user
>wojack

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>he still thinks he knows more than the ACTUAL HOMOSEXUAL and hides behind psuedointellectuality to do so
do you actually need me to break it down for you how tweets are less consequential than a literal pride float or

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Stop being so agitated!

*currently

>did some contract work for xbox
>for all their posturing most dev teams are 90% men, just like any other Seattle or Bay Area tech company
>almost no dye jobs, even in the design team
>people are very liberal, but most just want their fucking check so they can go the fuck home already like any other job
>at the end of the day, diversity is less about being diverse and more about opening new revenue streams

Y'all are conflating the branding with reality. It's just another soul crushing job for everyone, and they find few of these people to stick center stage for appearances. In reality, they find whatever bodies they can for churn out their stuff and don't give a shit. Same goes for Google et. al.

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next generation might be cheerier now that Xbox is committing to making fresher games more reminiscent of the original console's lineup

Has there been any update on what the price tag on that completely digital Xbox One is? Cause if it’s $200, I’d be willing to fork over the money for it.

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>subscription fee for peer to peer multiplayer
>cancer spreads to every major player except for pc

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>J-just tweets!!!!!

Try reading what they're about, dickhead.

At that point you really should just build a budget Windows 10 PC.

Xbone S’ often go as low as 200 themselves, Xbone SAD should be 150 to 230 because the MSRP of XboneS is 300.

you first, kiddo! the articles aren't even that bad

After a certain point, perhaps you'll realize it isn't greed, and it's a practical issue. Not everyone has literal money to burn like Google.

Budget PC’s still can’t reach the same performance level of an S for 200 dollars, it’s just not the same.

i want less women in video games and more obsessive number crunching nerds with no lives

Another $10 has been deposited into your designated bank account.

>Forget about those depressing stats

Hmm...

>shitty article about women in tech is worse than a pride parade they spent a few thousand on
please, deposit more in my account, sir!

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No one cares or will be cheerier. The ability to get hired as a developer in these cities is so high that no one gets attached, especially since so much hiring is of temporary contractors. It's just a job. A lot of people are contractors who get no credit for how hard they work, so no one actually cares. Do well enough so you don't get fired, move on to a new job in 6-18 months. With so much tech in the area you will be unemployed for 3 weeks max, and people regularly cycle between the big ones, even companies who directly compete.

People want to do their job, get their check, and go home. Even people who get singled out for these, "WOW, LOOK AT THE NON-WHITE MEN" articles just do it for so they can stay in good graces and keep getting checks.

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>Not everyone has literal money to burn like Google.
Did you just fucking say this about Microsoft? Did you just fucking try to present God damn fucking Microsoft as some sort of underdogs that need to do this needless shitty scummy practice to survive? Holy fuck.

Is this who they think their target audience is? What were they thinking?

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Xbox was a new division with a budget like any other. It was the first Western competitor in a long-time to a Japanese-dominated market. It wasn't guaranteed to succeed. It was also going to be hosting servers for multitudes of games online functionality whilst trying to offer peak performance.
By your logic, Sony could have kept offering online for free and still stayed competitive, it being a hugely profitable giant itself. But you know Sony doesn't just have a gaming division and nothing else it needs to allocate funds toward.

Top kek

i can't believe people don't like smug megachink sonybro

they're not doing you any favors by stripping features then selling them back to you

and peer hosted means they host nothing, a lobby is piggy backed off your own internet connection

>not liking the best version

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YUH!

Now it stopped being funny

if xboxfags are skeletor, what does that make nintendofags, sonyfags, and pcfags?

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lmao so fucking mad, you wasted your time and money on shit iter consoles lad

>he's poor and thinks i'm not an idort
oh, kid

The main difference between pc/Xbox/PS and Nintendo is the exclusives and the only real reason anyone buys Nintendo is for the exclusives.

Being so fucking retarded you don’t understand this is why this graphic was even made to begin with.

>not to mention it’s comparing a company that sells far more than consoles to a company that is completely focused on gaming

Someone please tell me who is dressed a Peach so I can jo.

That is very clearly a dude, you poor bastard

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Yes I know but who is it? Do you know or are you just replying to me for no reason?

theists are SEETHING

STICKY FOR NINTENDIE

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I was replying for no reason because I didn’t realize you were an gay

Kekaroonie

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>Xniggies on the hard damage control after another shit GDC for Cuckbox

Figures.

we're actually having a lot of fun, if you haven't noticed
the only one with resentment of some kind in their heart is you

hey look. oc

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CAN YOU FUCKING PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS BIASED SHIT?
IT IS INSULTING AGAINST NINTENDOBROS LIKE ME

I want to fuck Albedo

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>nintendo slaps them all with a cease and desist
BASED

in non-shitposting news, why'd wesker send in an umbrella agent? Is he there to gas those fuckers?

NOOOOOOOO, DELETE THIS!

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Genuinely based. Hopped on a game of Pub with my boy the other night on the Xbox and got a chicken dinner on duos first game. Then we played Fiesta on Halo 5 and dabbed on some dirty spics.

well, Yea Forums?

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Sonyfags are the most sensitive fanbase on this entire website, good lord

what did they mean by this?
twitter.com/Xbox/status/1109122986810839040

blacks need to be catered to as a separate audience

tism
boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/Uh_nRUHOM4JoNwxH7AwrFA/

This summer... Xbox E3 going sicko mode.

>Xbox Scarlet, two new consoles in same style of Xbox One S and Xbox One X.
>Xbox Scarlet games playing natively on PC
>Many BC titles on PC including Xbox One, Xbox 360, and OG Xbox, expected to launch October 2019
>Xbox Scarlet game development will allow games to be sold on Xbox One/PC at discretion of publishers
>Xbox Game Pass expanded - day 1 first party/second party games, third party AAA games a couple months after launch, indie games all the time
>More studios acquired, expect at least 3 announcements
>Xcloud detailed, stream from your xbox console to your Windows/iOS/Android device. Microsoft will eventually offer streaming from Microsoft Azure.
>Play Anywhere now applies to everything. If you own it digitally, download it to your Xbox or PC, or stream it to your Windows, iOS or Android device.
>Xbox Live Gold will continue to offer the best complimentary games for subscribers each month
>New Xbox controller variations. Standard, Elite, and Hybrid
>Halo Infinite
>Gears 5
>Fable RPG
>Ori and the Will of the Wisps
>Cyberpunk 2077
>Rocksteady DC game
>Harry Potter RPG
>Battletoads
>Killer Instinct
>More than 30 games shown off

Meanwhile at Sony E3 2019
>*crickets*

Not
>Good Morning Batman

I have all consoles and a PC. These threads are fucking dumb. No developer gives a shit about you so stop sucking their gender fluid tranny cocks.

Here, use this next time.

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xbox has been a skeleton since that idort image late 2017

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i want to body press a loli while mating with her but i can't get off to fatties in the images desu. still good work tho

>ride never ends

Your newfag is showing

Yeah but they aren't going dicko mode like sony

>I bet you believe the truth too

What are some games where reality hits too hard?

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basically every character in the original is a disgusting bastard, what do you want?

Uncharted: The Lost Legacy
Horizon Zero Dawn
Detroit:Become Human
Not released yet but The Last of Us 2 is probably the most blatant

you make a good point

snoyfags are the only ones on the board that dont like self deprecating humor

>now post the handhelds
KEK

Blatant what lol

As someone who's been here since 2006 sonyfags are the most easily triggered, sensitive fanbase imaginable and always have been

what does that guy from that anime have anything to do with xbox

based

you can smell 'em, can't you? fucking retards should be gassed.