Alright Yea Forums, would you rather have:
The video game of your dreams made by your favorite publisher
OR
12 Fascinating issues of Zoobooks for the special price of $19.95, with the Elephants issue as a gift, plus you'll also get the colorful collection of animal stickers, and the tiger poster.
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very very faint nostalgia here
the ads got about as annoying as jewelry ads
I'd rather have LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS
That's a tough choice, but I'm gonna have to go with the Zoobooks.
If my perfect video game got made, Yea Forums would still shit on it and call me a faggot. Give me the Zoobooks
C L I C K I T Y
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Zoobooks get you laid. That poster makes the pussy sop.
The games...though that Tiger poster is very tempting.
I'll take the Tiger Poster please
>$19.95
I fucking wish: magazines.com
I'll take the Zoobooks. I just can't pass up that value.
Can't go wrong with Zoobooks.
Imagine owning the worlds greatest love songs.
I always thought it weird that there was an entire industry built behind late night commercials that were dependendent on taking advantage of old people with ongoing dementia.
In all seriousness, does anybody know where I can buy that Tiger poster. I can't find it on ebay and i only have enough nickels for the posters. The zoobooks elude me once again.
CAUSE I'M YOOOOOUUUUUUURR LAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDYYY
Whose side were you on as a kid with old tv?
By the greatest voices of our time.
LIONEL COIN BANK
LIONEL COIN BANK
LIONEL COIN BANK
DOWN THE TRACK
And you are my maaaaaan~
What if my dream game is a Zoobooks VN?
[Loud Indian chanting]
Imagine a world where time drifts slowly, a world where music carries you away..
SAVE YOUR MONEY
SAVE YOUR MONEY
SAVE YOUR MONEY
TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOOOOUUU
Ch-ch-ch-chia
>It's a dating sim where you give the girl the elephant issue as a free gift to seal the deal
Yes please.
Early millennial/gen Y culture here. With the power of syndication and because I got into games VERY early, however, a lot of the late late gen X culture also applies.
WOW!
HERE AND NOW
I cannot live another day without air conditioning
I'd rather have ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP
>incoherent indian chanting and a unicorn for shits and giggles
Wherever you goooo~
Whatever you doooo~
I will be right here waiting for you~
post your face when it's late at night and you hear the island music come on
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FAST TRAINS
SLOOOOOW TRAINS
I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU
Born in '86, putting me in the Early Gen Y, but my earliest childhood memories were of stuff from Late Gen X.
THE SUN USED TO MAKE OUR OUTDOOR DECK AND PATIO SPACE SO HOT AND UNCOMFORTABLE
>"but wait, do you like breasts?!"
kek
You drive a hard bargain. Are the animal tickers waterproof?
BABY TAKE A BOW
ANDDDDD I SWEAR BY THE MOON AND THE STARS AND THE SKY
BIG
BIG
LOADER
WE WANT SHIRLEY
WE WANT SHIRLEY
Ooga Chaka Ooga Ooga
IIIIIIIIIIII'M HOOK ON FEELING
Keep on dancing
To the rock and roll
On Saturday night, Saturday night!
Presenting Sounds of the 70s
All your favorite 70s hits in one fantastic collection!
We had joy we had fun, we had seasons in the sun...
Little Willie Willie won't
Go home!
But you can't push Willie when Willie won't go!
Mah baby loves love,
Mah baby loves love,
She's got what it takes and she knows how to use it!
Get Sounds of the 70s for just $9.99 on Compact Disc or double-length cassette, that's 22 fabulous hits!
Beach baby, beach baby there on the sand from July to the end of September!
Rock me gently,
Rock me slowly,
Take it easy don't you know...
I HEARD MY MOM CRY!
I heard her pray the night Chicago diiiied!!
Ride ride ride, hitch'en a ride!
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy van and that's all right with me.....
EIGHT HUNDRED
FIVE EIGHT EIGHT
TWO THREE HUNDRED
EMPIIIIIIIIIIRE
C'mon user you can't just post the whole commercial. It's supposed to be a team effort.
The first time I ever masturbated was for a Girls Gone Gone Wild infomercial after staying up watching G4
I had no idea what was going on with my dick, but that night will forever be burned into my brain
Animal crackers in my soup
>Born in '86, putting me in the Early Gen Y,
You're too afraid to say early millennial. Say it i dare you.
Once I got started I couldn't help myself..
SMOKIN TRAINS
Same. I think I have the deepest connection towards all the late stuff though.
After school Toonami watching YYH and Dragon Ball was my fucking jam
>zoobooks
>lots and lots of trains
>ultimate love songs
>the shirley temple collection
THE NOSTALGIA, AAAAAAAAA
Early millenial.
Why would I be afraid of words?
Did anyone ever subscribe to Disney Adventures books?
Some older millennials are scared of being called that because most they believe zoomers are millennials (i.e. "millennials eat tide pods")
Its time for another lets play!
Never subscribed, but bought it pretty regularly.
No. But I always bought them whenever I was the grocery store with my mom
Why were they so obnoxious with the Shirley temple collection
It’s only 3 fucking episodes
Wasn't it movies?
KIDZ BOP ____
>tfw still no indie game about a person reliving their childhood by collecting and viewing old commercials
Now thats what I call music _____ !
WELCOME TO THE MAN SHOW
sometimes i wish i had a playlist of 90s ads
There's quite a few of them on Youtube.
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch chia
Now with the special Scooby Doo chia!
...
COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST!? NOT ON MY FIELD!
They were
>2001-2005
>not fucking zoomers
Oof
Those train videos were godlike.
...
Oh shit nigga!
This was the first disney adventures I bought. Fucking loved lion king so much I saw Timon and Pumba and was just "mom, mom. I need this."
Fuck bros...there HAS to be some way to go back...
Being literal babies doesn't count user
i remember watching this ad did disturbed me when a dog head came out of the dog's mouth
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>imagine a world where time drifts slowly
I don't know how many times I saw the Pure Moods commercial and heard that chanting song.
it's a pillow. it's a pet -
>whilst thou get the girl? Or play like one?
Wtf!? How did Nintendo get away with this???
I HAVE AN ANNUITY
AND I NEED CASH NOW
CALL JG WENTWORTH!
877-CASHNOW!!
core/late millennial culture, born in 95' here
you're missing a lot of the late 90's - early 21st century good shit.
I'm angry that I can still hear that commercial.
Late night commercials are kino. I did an analysis of jg Wentworth commercial for my advertising class in University
For fucking years I thought I remembered that this commercial was branded after Lionel Richie, and the kids in the commercial would chant LIONEL RICHIE, LIONEL RICHIE. And I was like what the fuck does Lionel Richie have to do with trains.
This thread is hot as fuck
That opera commercial is some actual psychological shit. I haven't watched TV in like 10 years and I can vibrantly remember that song, word-for-word, note-for-note.
Check this out
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WE ARE SUING BECAUSE OF A BAD IMPLANT. CALL THIS NUMBER FOR REPRESENTATION. NOT VALID IN THE STATE YOU'RE IN.
Still cant find the commercial about those celtic irish electric whatever music cd.
SCORCHER
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I just want to find my old chia Tortoise and get some seeds for him.
I only ever used him once in the late 90's.
Terracotta body, glazed from the neck forward, and a little hole in the middle of his back to pour water in.
BLOW EM UP!
PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE!
>X-Files remix in ads
>Doesn’t show in any of the actual CDs
Fucking crooks
This?
Nope.
Looked a lot like pure moods.
With lots of scenes in the background, to a greenish blue hue.
Yo yo yo-yo ball
GET READY TO HAVE
THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!
this 100% except I goat into a big of everything from all the gen X groups. Maybe because I was poor growing up.
Shieeeeeeeet, dub quads have spoken!
I'll never understood why that old man in the van kept saying that.
YOU NEVER HAVE TO WIND IT
YOU CAN DO IT ALL
HEY MAN, IT'S THE YOYO BALL
This shit is gold
he has spoken, and so it shall be
SOCKER BOPPERS! SOCKER BOPPERS!
MORE FUN THAN A PILLOW FIGHT!
>Getting the blue warning
YOU CALL NOW
this is the shit for me, my niggers
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>tweedledee and tweedledum are black dancers
GUFFAW
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You mean sockem boppers.
Unless this is some Berenstain Bears shit.
AND THE VERY BEST THING OF ALL
THERE'S A
COUNTER ON THIS BAAAAAAAAAAAALL
i call now
GET OUT OF MY HEAD DAMN YOU
No, I meant Socker Boppers
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Now, I'm just confused
SAY IT WITH ME FAGGOTS
EIGHT HUNDRED
FIVE EIGHT EIGHT
TWO THREE HUNDRED
...
The fuck is this?!
They're called sockEM boppers!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Looks like the rebranded for some weird reason
>tfw one of the channels would play a sneak peak at 3:30am
at no extra cost!
:^)
EMPIIIIIIIIRE
TODAY
EMPIRE
>made
>publisher
Write to me
>yfw Wild On E! never blurred nipples during the wet t-shirt contest
IT'S YOUR MONEY, USE IT WHEN YOU NEED IT
Stick Stickly
Man I vaguely remember that advert word for word.
ITT: Blatant advertising
Dun.
PO Box 963. New York City, New York State.
delusional 95 baby thinking he is core millennial because he had a playsation in 2003
Fuck off child
The grown ups are reminiscing
Talk about actual video games
>Announcing reports
Enjoy your ban, retard.
Hopefully it'll be a permanent one since you're underage.
Collect call from Bob Wehadababyitsaboy
these ads scarred me, now i get a boner whenever steel drums play.
I never actually made a report.
Get outta here fag
Yes, that's French they're speaking and no these children aren’t French...
they’re American.
Why are 96 and 95 babies so embarrassing? They try so hard to act like they remember things from the 90s. Yes yes we know you had a n64 in 2005
I don't fucking care, get to Muppet Babies.
HE HO WHY HO WHY HAY AY
HO WAY EHOHOHWAHIO OH WAEYWAI
>this commercial playing in the background while I’m chewing on a blue cigar-shaped bubblegum stick, since dad quit smoking
>he and mom are telling me I’m going to have a little brother
>for some reason, just ask if they’d seen where my dinosaur backpack was
I can’t fucking believe I’m the closest to normal they got
>implying I needed GGW when HBO had softcore porn on past midnight
The lady in the suit got me hard when I was little
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
>mom bought me one at the grocery store
>Nightmare Ned ad
>reading that chapter of Bone where they're being chased through the fucking woods at night
>LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS
Those videos are literally some of my earliest memories. For whatever reason as an infant I could watch them for hours and hours and hours on end. My mom used to laugh at me about it
>watching Cinemax porn at night
>guy actually gets hard during scene
>girl reaches down to hide her pussy
>feels his boner
>gets shocked but pretends it's not there
>they dry hump with his dick is sticking out between her legs
Did you ever find it?
>caught some weird caveman porno one night
All I remember is that they unfroze him and he was just running around fucking women.
Y O U R E T H E M E A N I N G I N M Y L I F E
enjoy this being in your head for a while
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Always reminded me of this
>enjoy this being in your head for a while
Nigga please youtu.be
God has spoken
Not a commercial but still
They made like 8 different songs for them. All of them pretty catchy.
THE SUN WOULD MAKE OUR OUTDOOR DECK AND PATIOSPACE SO HOT, AND UNCOMFORTABLE, WE COULDNT USE IT
just get one of those umbrella tables you lazy fucking boomers
im starting to forget some of this shit
i miss my memories
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Im so sorry
Cadbury has been using this commercial since the early/mid 90's
user you are undoubtedly my nigga
YOU SON OF A BITCH
I LOST THE BOX SET FOR THIS AND I FUCKING LOVED THE RAINFOREST ONE
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Any other commercials that have seen some mileage?
IT'S MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOOOOOOW!
>when the substitute teacher rolls in the TV cart and this plays
fuck yeah
>"We're going to have a quiz at the end."
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Not so fast, Von Ryan
>tv carts
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>"Why you makin' it complicated, user?"
Weirdly, I have MASSIVE lapses in memory regarding anything ever played on a TV in class.
I feel Magic School Bus was something we were shown at one point but the memory is a vague feeling instead of anything concrete.
Maybe Balto?
Balto comes from a time where I remember going over a kid's house to make pumpkin pies for a Thanksgiving Party in the... 1st? 2nd grade? All I remember is the natural light in their home was very pretty, and their countertops were nice to touch.
>when you know you're in for 45 minutes of kino
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AIR ABOVE ME
WATER AROUND ME
EARTH BENEATH ME
FIRE WITHIN ME
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>"AND SHARK FIN FLIPPERS FOR TORPEDO POWWEEEEEERRR!!!"
>coming to Yea Forums to discuss video games
user, I...
... I want one now ;_;
now thats nostalgia
This reminded me of a penguin board game I had where you had to capture eggs or something like that.
3 N E W P O K E M A N
>Shark fin flippers for torpedo poooowweeeerrr
Did One Punch Man rip off Shark Man Swin Set? listen to those opening notes
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>be cool about fiiiiire safety
forgot link
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I had this but never used it because the goggles in the mask flooded as soon as you went underwater and it was a bitch to take off and put back on as opposed to normal goggles
I doubt there is a single nip alive who knows about 90s American commercials.
im pretty sure that shit just runs when nobody else bought the ad space
I remember them showing us this during a field trip to The Hall of Flame