I don't have any money for games or a new pc.
I don't have any money for games or a new pc
Ayden Clark
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Xavier Bell
I don't care.
Camden Ramirez
if you make anime girls real i can buy you a new vidja geam (under $30)
Camden Diaz
>pic
holy FUCK I thought this was just me
Blake Wright
nobody cares and quit posting this picture you faggot
Jaxson Diaz
Iceguya or Bakaguya, Yea Forums?
Kayden Davis
Has happened to me a few times, annoying as shit.
Henry Evans
if you dont have money for that you probably dont have money for a family in the future
why is the right to bent on white population yet they do nothing to help their population besides shitpost how much they hate kikes and niggers.
Andrew Yang for President. No more money to Israel.
If you really need money go donate blood, having a job leaves you open to parasites trying to take your money. Before you know it you'll be starving and have to chose wether to pay the light bill or use it to by groceries.
Liam Bell
Explain this to me. This may have happened to me but I am autistic
Eli Walker
Hypnic jerk amirite
Isaac Bell
I’m not buying you hollow knight
Zachary Diaz
>tfw sleep paralysis
Ryder Barnes
you have a backlog
Eli Jenkins
You guys ever have a dream where you're trying to punch someone or something and you just can't punch hard?
Matthew Price
stop being scared you have the power to sleep and be with your waifu at any time, harness your paralysis by letting it take you, call asleep during it and wallah, your in your dream scape.
Dylan Long
like i want to punch the shit out of OP for being a nigger? yeah
Jackson Mitchell
>TFW you see something very real in your room with you
Hunter Collins
>dream sex with your mom
Julian Nguyen
I care you quintuple nigger what are you gonna do about it?
Easton Collins
It's either that or I actually do make a punch but I also do it irl while sleeping and punch a wall I was sleeping nearby so I wake up from pain
Luis Jones
>try to lucid dream
>get sleep paralysis
Cameron Price
>waah nobody wants to hear about my shit
Charles Myers
>Tfw my friends roommate did that and my friend fucked his ass whole he was asleep but aware
Still makes me laugh.
Jordan Green
New chapter is out.
Bentley Gutierrez
That shit happens every damn time I sleep on my back.
Adam Martin
I usually have dreams where I try to run but my legs won't work, like they are dead.
Psychologist anons save us.
Ian Jackson
Who here has good ol exploding head syndrome!
Kayden Nguyen
>game has puzzle section
>it’s actually hard
Justin Anderson
>have a nightmare
>don't care, go back to sleep 10 seconds later
>nightmare continues
>just give up because I don't want to wake up again
Lucas Cooper
>Lucid dream of having sex with your younger gay cousin in a wooden outhouse in an underground parking lot
Glad I'm not the only one.
Ryder Stewart
My guns that I fire don’t work in my dreams.
Adam Kelly
Yes I hate these the most. Usually with really slow running.
Ethan Turner
>dreaming of stepping on something unknown
>leg flies up irl as if you stepped on the cats tail or someone's foot or something
Daniel Harris
>dream where your pet dies
Carter Myers
>implying I'm OP
Why don't you cry about it faggot.
Gavin Long
>have a great dream
>sort of wake up
>go back to sleep
>great dream continues
Absolutely based.
Bentley Barnes
Seconded
Brandon Russell
>google reverse image search brings back Arabic results
Austin Foster
>dream where your dead pet is just there like nothing is wrong
Alexander Martinez
>dream where you cause a car crash and live but your mother dies
>just passed my divers' license
FUCK
Tyler Flores
>Last night I dreamed being stabbed
>Hurting exactly the same place when I woke up
Brandon Powell
>dream where you die
Evan James
>dreaming of driving a car and the breaks only work at like 10% and you crash
Charles Edwards
I had a nightmare where a died of radiation poisoning after a Nuke went off where I live
...it felt real and seriously fucked up my day
Chase Jenkins
>dream where your pet dies
>it wasn't a dream
>its not even your pet
>you don't even care
Logan Mitchell
>Sleep
>Can't dream until like 7 hours sleeping
>Finally dreaming
>Wait what, I'm dreaming? Coo-
>Brain: OH SHIT WE'RE COUNSCIOUS BOYS TIME TO WAKE UP LET'S CLEAR UP THIS MESS
>Wake up
>Forget a chunk of the dream immediately
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Liam Reed
>dream where you got something you like but then you just wake up and have that 5 seconds of mental wishing that it materialized in your hands
Caleb Bennett
>have sex dreams about once a month
>virgin so i can't conceive of sex yet, dream ends right when foreplay ends
Jaxon Miller
Why is she genuinely stupid despite all the keikaku?
Colton Cook
Your heartrate or something else slows down so much your brain thinks you're dying so it's shaking you up.
Bentley White
>tfw virgin and still have full sex dreams
you're brain just hates you man
Gavin Bailey
>When you go to sleep and jerk awake soon after for no reason.
I don't understand.
Tyler Butler
>have a really long dream
>only slept like a couple hours
Sometimes I feel the brain operates much quicker in sleep.
Justin Cooper
user you might wanna get ghat checked not entering REM is really bad for you
Ayden Rivera
what the fuck did you just call me
Zachary Davis
>sex dream but its your mother
Benjamin Young
>fall asleep with the lights on
>nightmare where someone cuts your arm off with in 1 chop
>wake up in the dark unable to feel or move that arm
>someone turned the lights off and you fell asleep on your arm
Jaxon Nelson
>dream of your pet not actually being dead and dying in the ground
>happens 2 nights after you bury him
Ethan Brooks
>Having fun with dog at the park
>Wake up and remember he's been dead for a year
Aaron Bell
I had a weird dream where I was hunting Giant Rats with a 45-70 revolver except it was completely silent.
Brayden Wright
>sex dreams while a virgin
>sex feels dulled like humping a pillow
>eventually have sex in real life
>dreams don't change at all
Samuel Ortiz
>dream where you get to say goodbye to your pet because they died while you were gone
Oliver Jackson
Your brain is fucking with you
Adam Moore
Its usually nightmares, but yeah i try hard to punch or move then im throwing no weight punches and my arms and hands feel exhausted or numb
Gabriel Morgan
I've never experienced sleep paralysis. I've always wondered what it's like.
Christian Reed
I had a dream the earth was exploding and we escaped on rockets but then from the window we see a big white flash and an earpiercing explosion noise and I woke up drenched in sweat
Lucas Hernandez
can't move your body and you suddenly start having horrifying hallucinations
Thomas Carter
>lots of dreams where you get close to sex but none with it happening
Cameron Green
>Have a pleasant or hot dream.
>Can feel consciousness overcoming you. You're about to fucking wake up.
>Literally have to fight with your subconscious to keep the dream going a little longer.
>Can feel you're mind slipping to the outside world.
>Wake up feeling partly pissed.
Samuel James
>dreams about your parents
>they've been dead for years
Juan Powell
>dream where you're pissing
>immaculate feeling
>realize you're dreaming and if you don't wake up right now you're going to piss the bed
>pissing irl isn't as good
fuck that
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Brandon Cruz
Night calf cramp.
BODY FUCKING STOP IT.
Owen Edwards
>this is due to punching in dreams trying to utilize sleep-sedated muscles in real life
>always forget about this aspect even when i realize i'm dreaming and think i'm hot shit since i'm in control
>recently had a dream where i went downstairs in my house and outside there was a fat demonic entity and i was in fear of letting it in but then the dream progressed normally past that up until i realized i was dreaming
>he continues to taunt me so my dumb ass throws open the door so i can clock him and explode him with dream controlling powers
>can't throw a punch, realize my mistake as he laughs maniacally and steps inside
>immediately wake up with a bit of a shock
I think I fucked myself bros.
Luke Fisher
>tfw had video game dreams where all i see is gameplay as if actually playing it and where new super metroid levels were found
felt so real
Nicholas Jones
>anticipate something the next day all night
>dream about it, and its the really favorable outcome version
>finally during the day for real and it ends up being the really uneventful or worse outcome
I cant be the only one autistic enough to do this
Owen Morris
Yeah and it's fucking frustrating. Like I realize it's sleep paralysis but come the fuck on it's a dream too.
Brody Wood
Why is it i keep finding myself in normal places I visit without shoes on in my dreams?
Jack Perez
*buzzes around your ear in the middle of the night*
Josiah Hernandez
>feel heavy weight on chest
>try to scream but nothing comes out
>see ayy lmao shadows
after the 3rd time i was just "fuck this shit i am going back to sleep" and never happened to me again
Xavier Nguyen
>wet dream
>situation in dream is so goddamn hot that you don't even wake up
>vague remembrance of it the next morning when you find dried cum in pants
literally the best experience in the world.
Mason Cooper
I used to get those when I was a virgin
Brayden Cox
Holy fuck I thought that this was just some innate fear of driving that I had or something.
I consistently have dreams where the damn break is bad and I have to put all my strength into it to stop.
James Butler
>dreams about posting in imaginary Yea Forums threads
Angel Cruz
>Those simple dreams where you redeem some of the mistakes in your life or accomplice something.
>You wake up and remember none of that happened.
Brayden Morris
I had sleep paralysis once, didn't have any hallucinations. I knew about it before and panicked only for a short while after I noticed I couldn't move, then started to calm down and relaxed. Few minutes later woke up properly and everything was fine.
Ian Anderson
>is that my coat or is someone standing there
Connor Thomas
Why do you even notice if you wear shoes in dreams?
I've never even thought to check if I'm wearing shoes while dreaming.
Joshua Martinez
>dream where a dead relative is just there like nothing is wrong
Jack Cruz
My guns always just turn into me doing finger pistols and going "bang bang"
sometimes it still kills people
Samuel Lewis
>dreamt that my mom died while Sonic's theme from SA2 played until I woke up
Caleb Myers
i had a weird fucking experience with that
I thought I was the only one to get that until my friend made a joke about it on facebook and other people agreed about how you can't punch hard
then fast forward a few nights i get a dream where i thought i was awake and laying in bed
i didn't knew it was a dream, i thought I was awake
then i heard noises and when i tried to move i can't so i just assumed i'm still tired so i tried to go back to sleep with the sheets over my head
out of nowhere a fucking head was pushing into the sheets and indenting itself into it
i tried to punch and kick it but they felt too weak
screaming voice was also weak
that's when i somehow remembered my friend's facebook post about weak punches and realized it was a dream and woke up
Levi King
>go downstairs to get a drink of water
>come back to go back to bed
>wake up
>it was actually a dream
>still thirsty
I hate my brain sometimes
Cooper Gonzalez
>play wow on a private server for the first time in years
>have stress dreams/nightmares about the abrupt camera turns when you use a keyboard
am i fucking retarded?
Josiah Richardson
>dream about really filthy and gross bathrooms
Lucas Hernandez
I don't think I've been having sleep problems, at least not when I actually sleep with everything in my room turned off. It's more that I can't normally get a grip of my counsciousness during sleep as it is normal, and keep only remembering clearly the parts of the dream in which my counsciousness booted up again.
Whenever I sleep with stuff like the TV on I just don't dream, but it feels like I'm 100% rested when I wake up.
Christopher Richardson
>dream where a qt holds you and says 'i love you' over and over
>wake up
Xavier Watson
>frequently have dreams of getting chased by packs of niggers
Andrew Brooks
I see nothing but feel extreme fear and you are literally paralyzed. When you wake up you see shadow people, eyes or a giant spider in your roof for like 14 seconds or so. After 20 years you feel fucking nothing anymore.
Zachary Cook
For keyboard turning? Yeah probably.
Jeremiah Evans
I had nightmares where I'm running away from something and don't know how to pick up something to defend myself or don't know how unlock or open a fucking door because my hands act unresponsive.
Robert Baker
>wake up
>move your leg
>feel that you initiated a charley horse
>you have 3 microseconds to put pressure on the exact spot on the muscle with maximum force for a 50% chance of not having day long excruciating pain
Joshua Taylor
>Dream that is a sequel to another dream
>Accomplish something in it that you had to do
>Realize neither event ever happened
Brain why
Daniel Taylor
>dream where you find the girl of your literal dreams and get married
>have a wonderful life together
>happier than you've ever been
>then you wake up
Brayden Robinson
yeah but I have the /k/ version where the trigger pull is 500lbs
Samuel Gomez
>get rejected by girls even in my dreams
Noah Cooper
>fully aware that you're in a dream and want to wake up
>try to "get up"
>it just feels like I'm getting up from my bed yet I still dream
Juan Perry
I had weird lucid dream that I hugged and talked to my grandpa one last time one day after his funeral.
Woke up immediately after with tears in my eyes.
Parker Rogers
>when you're trying to sleep and your body does that fake fall thing
physics engine contact miss because the rigidbody went to sleep from inactivity and didn't reactivate in time when the local area was queried, thus you got moved back to your last known good position with failsafe code
the only real problem is what caused the area to get queried if you were inactive?
Dylan Torres
Wiggle your toes to escape
Xavier Thomas
>get dreams where your always getting chased by something
>feels always out of breath and theres nowhere to hide
Lucas Nelson
That crushing loneliness and feeling of loss when you wake up from a really romantic dream is...just fucking indescribable.
Oliver Perez
>charley horse
so that's what its called. I just call it TV leg
Nathaniel Sullivan
>"i'll just get some rest"
>close eyes to blink
>it's instantly morning when your eyes open and you're as tired as you were when you first got in bed
It's only happened twice but it's jarring as fuck.
Brandon Watson
Great job dumbass now you let an ancient demonic entity into the mortal world...
Grayson Ortiz
I usually dream about fairly mundane stuff so sometimes I will be walking somewhere and notice I'm barefoot just wearing socks.
Brayden Mitchell
You are just not remembering your dreams, when I was making more of an effort to lucid dream I remembered one or two a night usually, but now I never remember any like usual.
Samuel Barnes
>Have a dream where my ex talks to me and grabs my hand to caress her check
Go away even in dreams you still won't leave me alone
Brayden James
The body telling you that your nutrition is sub-par. That's actually what your body is feeling while going at those levels (which are obviously pretty basic) for producing dreams.
Grayson Fisher
>Dream where you joking around and having fun with friends.
>You wake up and realize you don't have any friends.
Oliver Gomez
>dream about the time you did stupid shit in high school
>it always ends at the most embarrassing part
Jaxson Perez
>Dreaming
>Realize how bizarre some of the shit going on is but don't quite realize you're dreaming
Tyler Moore
>about to fall asleep
>that part where your between sleep and wakefullness
>leg suddenly kicks out and i wake with my heart pounding
the fuck
Ian Foster
>dream was so realistic/ordinary to the point where you're not sure if it was actually a dream or not
Hunter Reyes
>literally struggle to stay awake when browsing Yea Forums at midnight
>go to bed
>takes hours for me to sleep
Robert Clark
user
Zachary Reed
This weird feeling, when every thread on Yea Forums not related to vidya is actually interesting and good.
Logan Miller
Yeah why can't I shoot niggas in my dreams?
Brandon Ortiz
...
Michael Cox
>have dream I'm playing vidya
>wake up in cold sweat
>can't get back to sleep out of fear it will happen again
nightmares suck
Grayson Long
>have a full day of work
>feels like an eternity and is exhausting
>finally come home and go to bed
>wake up
>the work day was a dream and you have to repeat the entire day you just had
Parker Foster
>kill family member
>ghost keeps trying to talk by appearing in your dreams
Henry Martin
>Dream about being best buds with my dad and doing stuff together in the present day all the time
>he’s been gone for 12 years.
Brain please, no more.
Jaxson Hughes
>Dream where your part of a cult that worships premature birth
>Women giving birth shoots out a bunch of organ spaghetti
>People crowd round complimenting and praising the disjointed organs
>These are good lungs one remarks, they're pearly white she says while holding child lungs
>Wake up wondering what the fuck that was
Sebastian Stewart
it really is. Best one I've seen was that dentist thread where actual fucking dentists chimed in and shared their stories
And I was right, they're fucking scumbags
Adrian Williams
Why was this picture made
Samuel Stewart
>wake up at 8AM
>decide to stay in bed and end falling asleep again
>have a dream that I was being injected in the arm
>have a horrible case of needlephobia
>instead of waking up, what I did next was grabbing another needle and pushing it into my wrist
>realize what I was doing and fall limp on the floor
>woke up
Why in the everloving fuck would I ever dream about injecting myself?
Nathaniel Kelly
>tfw you have entire conversations that you aren't sure you really had
Joseph Fisher
I used to love that about Yea Forums too, but they can never have threads like these anymore.
Brayden Martinez
Because it's fatal. You can't sleep in the nether. The bed explodes.
Ryder Hernandez
>Have to sleep with music playing so I don't think about that one song that makes me sad when I hear it
Benjamin Wood
"well I can't get anything done like this, I'll just rest and not sleep" - Brain
>go to sleep 100% of the time
It's gotten to the point where I just accept the lie
Nathaniel Rogers
>it's a spider-themed nightmare
Dominic Edwards
>Lay on back, can't fall asleep without feeling uneasy
>Lay on left side, fall asleep comfortably
>Lay on right side, feel uncomfortable like I'm sitting in a chair wrong or something
>Wake up on my right side every time
Just like with Eve Online and other games with absurd controls, I can't even.
Gavin James
yo, is that saved somewhere?
Julian Stewart
same, ive gotten in some close calls and had to slam on the breaks when i was new to driving, so i thought it was cause of that
Parker Long
>When you're told about that thing that happened in the past.
>You thought that shit was a dream.
>No. It actually happened.
Aaron Hernandez
Might be a good time to check your trash email
Luis Walker
what song? im in the mood for some sad songs
Ryder Harris
Pretty sure dreams are just archons feeding of your emotions. The people and events in those dreams are not who they claim to be. Its just your head associating things and they feed out of that,
Carson Moore
>fall asleep when you feel bad
>dream of pulling out long worms eating their way through your thighs
Nicholas Young
all my dreams involve my death in some way lately. not sure how i am supposed to interpret it
Austin Flores
>dream horrible stuff
>wake up
>u happy it isn't real
Matthew Cooper
>its a 'have to piss/shit but cant find a toilet' dream
William Cook
>tfw you sleep with rain sounds to keep the tinnitus quiet
for once i just want to sleep in silence again
Luke James
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN
Kayden Adams
>be tired
>try to stay awake to enjoy the feeling of just laying in bed
>let eyes lower for a second
>suddenly morning
FUUUUUUCK
Adrian Bailey
Are we seriously gonna have daily dream threads now?
Aiden Butler
That's the term for that stupid ringing, right? Shit's annoying, but it's easy to tune out. Just don't be aware of it.
Colton Wilson
>yfw you are aware and in control of the dream
Wyatt Reyes
silly weeb poster
Cameron Ross
>dream where I meet a very pretty girl
>I chat with her and pretty much connect in every single way
>she even tells me her name
>wake up
>try my hardest to remember her face
>or her name
>it just doesn't come back
Why must god torture me like this?
Jaxon Davis
>dream your computer has a terrible virus/malware/etc that you can't get rid of
Carter Howard
>build a new pc
>start to resent gaming and the hours I've spent on it
Ian Wilson
anyone else have a dream world where its just the real world but slightly different with more extravagant buildings
also it never changes and is consistent in its layout throughout years and multiple dreams
Tyler Collins
>4 P.M.
>want to take a nap
>bed feels like a fucking cloud and you're out like a light in seconds
>midnight
>need to go to sleep for real this time
>bed feels like a crooked, busted piece of shit
>waste your time for hours just laying there
Elijah Fisher
>keep having recurring dreams about being in huge store
>sometimes its a kind of super-market that sells everything, other times its a pet store with all kinds of cool animals, or some kind of game/weeb store
>be looking through all the cool games and collectables for what feels like hours, choosing what I want to get
>always wake up before I get the stuff
>wake up feeling upset that none of it was real and I can't have the cool stuff
Hudson Adams
>have dream that I’m kissing a qt Latina
>literally feel the softest thing ever, like I’m conscious in the dream
>instantly faded to white and I wake up like I wasn’t even asleep
>contemplate what just happened
>go back to sleep
It was like putting silk over really soft dough, but that’s not even accurate. It was like what falling through a cartoon cloud would be like.
Xavier Watson
>having a nice dream
>become aware
>turns into a nightmare in a way that seems gradual but also instant
Carson Jackson
>You dream you computer is new and high-tech with fancy upgrades, only to wake up to remember it's shit.
Gabriel Perez
>be in bed with what it seemed to be my gf
>try to get out of bed without waking her up because I had shit to do
>get out of bed slowly
>wake up
>it was a dream
Anthony Rodriguez
>Have a dream where you go to work
>Surprise it's actually high school
Henry Morris
I had this a couple of times,
some virus moved my mouse and opened chats with me.
I freaked out jumping under my desk and unplugged the LAN cable, but he somehow kept going and I jumped up in bed, bathed in sweat.
Chase Wright
>Live alone
>Time to sleep
>Immediately black out and have a livid nightmare
>Brain maps out 100% of your house for the dream, every fucking detail is in it. This never fucking happens on good dreams
>You're in your living room, everything is dark
>But something is wrong
>You don't know what it is
>Try to imagine what kind of horror could be hidden in the shadows
>Suddenly remember you're in a dream
>The smug cunt of a brain makes sure to take notes of what you thought and applies it immediately to the nightmare
>FUCK
>Wake up startled and sweating
>Sleep didn't even last an hour
Liam Sanders
>tfw sex in my dreams feels 10x better than real life
Leo Lee
>Dream about that sequel to a game you like.
>It's fucking awesome.
>The actual sequel comes out.
>It's shit.
Liam Williams
highschool was your best years so you wake up disappointed
Wyatt Clark
>school dream where you forgot homework/didn't study/can't find your class
>fucking 30 years old and still have these dreams
Elijah Gutierrez
Jace Cox
Most of mine take place in a slightly exaggerated version of my hometown a lot like this.
Bentley Clark
Saki more like crappy
Julian Reyes
Have you ever fought the shirtless dream pizza delivery guy while in one of the return to highschool levels?
Liam Walker
>Have an awesome dream
>Wake up
>Completely forget what was in the dream, but remember that it was a great dream
Fuck this feeling
Adam Williams
>try to cut the power
>it's still running
>somethings crawling out of the monitor followed by a jumpscare
ive never woken up so fast before
Joshua Richardson
Thanks for reminding me about MGSV, asshole.
Logan Ramirez
The brain was a mistake.
Joshua Collins
I sleep naked and often have dreams where I'm out in public doing normal stuff naked. I never feel embarrassed or ashamed in the dream, no one else in the dream reacts to it, it's just as if I'm wearing clothes even though I'm clearly stark naked. This actually leaves me with weird feelings when I wake up like I'm paranoid that the dream might have been real or that someday I'll accidentally go out of my house and do errands without getting dressed in real life or some shit.
Henry Sanders
>Those dreams that keep taking place in school even though you've been out of school for years.
Parker Turner
>why do you ask us questions while our mouths are stuffed?
>we do that on purpose :^)
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
Robert Williams
I frequently dream about high school marching band. I'll be with the band, walking out to the field, and stressed out because I don't remember any of the music or positions or anything.
My brain still thinks it's a teenager, it never grew up
Brandon Nelson
For over a decade I've been having dreams about driving and making a mistake which eventually leads to an accident but I wake up immediately before it happens. I always feel so helpless and get that sinking feeling in my stomach.
Levi Kelly
>Had a dream where I got into a fight with some kid I fucking hated in middle school
>Happens almost exactly the same later that day
Colton Russell
Ikaruga
Isaiah Ross
>Wake up completely terrified and drenched in sweat but can't remember why
Logan Jenkins
Are they the best you ever had?
Hunter Nelson
luckily most of Yea Forums doesn't need much of it
John Evans
>dad is also there and congratulates you
Aiden Wright
Sleep paralysis being scary is a literal bitchmade move. I get it all the time, only difference is it always happens when I'm laying face down so I can't even turn my eyes. You can break out of it in ~30 seconds.
If you're conscious enough to process that you're stuck and can see shit, then you have control over your breathing. You use this as the initial step to gain lucidity by beginning to breathe faster or slower - you simply need to change your heart rate. This starts the "waking up" process and you start to get control over other things. You're already blinking and can do that a bunch as well, but I advise against it unless you just wanna head back to sleep. The big thing that'll help is your feet slowly regaining control. You'll wanna flex and unflex your toes frequently. The fastest way to do it is rapid breathing and rapid toe flexing. In about 30 seconds you will pretty much immediately gain lucidity. Whatever spooky shadowniggers who normally bother you won't mean shit if you're up in 30 seconds to grab a chair and go WWE Summer Slam on them.
If this somehow fails you, then you should consider taking a long walk off a tall building, because your central nervous system is fucked and you'll develop dementia before you're 30.
Charles Cruz
Henry Nguyen
For me the trigger pull is super heavy and I can't pull the trigger.
Logan Brooks
Angel Turner
It's probably the most horrifying thing that happened to me. I've had it happens a few times and my tinnitus gets unbearably loud, I can't move, and start hallucinating
Jack Gutierrez
>that nagging feeling that you still have a pending homework to deliver the next day
>been out of school for two years already
Nathaniel Brooks
I've heard that your brain can't create faces and when you dream you're actually basing the appearance of whatever stranger that appears in your dream off an actual person you've probably seen, but didn't notice or pay attention to.
Is that shit true?
Jack Ortiz
In all my dreams that involve driving, stop lights never function. They are always just completely off, like when there's a blackout.
Is this a common occurrence in dreams?
Wyatt Flores
>try to hit the brakes but the car keeps sliding/not slowing down fast enough
Michael Wilson
yeah, actually true
notice how the people in your dreams have some kind of resemblance to someone you already know
Charles Adams
Freud would be proud user
Henry Jones
It is. best way to indicate that you're in a dream is either look at your hands, or look at the time. Both are concepts that doesn't function in a dream since one is muscle movement and the other is technical movement
We still haven't even known why dreams happen after all these years
Gabriel Brooks
I hope so
Isaac Morales
It's possible. Your subconscious is powerful. Even someone you only look at once can recur in your dreams for years even if your consciousness didn't even acknowledge their existence.
Lincoln Anderson
I still get dreams about waking up and getting ready for the school bus
John Ward
I always had dreams of me being forced to drive as a kid and it would scare me to death.
They stopped when I learned to drive.
Jose Reyes
Throw the guy, the problem is that your brain is telling your muscles to move and your muscles are not responding, making your brain think you are a weak noodle arm baby. Thankfully, your brain remembers that the concrete ground is hard, so if you throw them you can do some damage.
Jayden Cooper
this could be a dream for all we know
Hunter Myers
>hear a wasp in my dream
>I'm confused in the dream trying to look for it
>eventually I wake up and open my eyes only to see nothing on my left eye and feel something touch it
>panic rush out of bed into bathroom to wash left eye
>look up in mirror and left eye is fine
Fucking wasps trying to blind me. I hate them.
Jeremiah Jenkins
Is there really any way to prove that though? How can anyone know for sure, that the face you see in your dream, isn't completely imagined by your subconscious?
Isaiah Powell
same
Nicholas Hernandez
>You dream about Yea Forums.
Christopher Rodriguez
I can "fire" a gun, but whatever I'm pointing at rarely, if ever, gets hit. Like I have the same freakout moment in my dreams now where I have a gun, I know it won't work, but I frantically empty the mag anyways and hope for better results. I think the one time I hit something I was firing was some kind of mouth beam super power, so that may or may not count to you.
Camden Carter
MOOOOOOOODS
Jordan Edwards
it's based on your subconscious but only parts of it. Dreams are weird, yo
Alexander Ross
Lucky you.
>Driving to college one day
>Some 16-wheeler driver is accelerating REALLY fucking fast behind me on a one-lane road
>Speed up a bit to get off the lane quicker
>Finally get out of the truck's way, truck speeds by
>Any dream involving driving is a nightmare to me that involves my near-isekai experience, but without getting a sexy fantasy slave waifu or something
Been carpooling and taking public rides since. Saved a ton of money without a vehicle, and made some good friends along the way. No more Truck-kun nightmares.
Lucas Gutierrez
tend to have those, but at least my power to turn back time doesn't seem to fail.
Charles Morris
Had a dream a while ago where my mom came back from the dead just to walk in on me fapping. Was both hilarious and terrifying.
Brody Gomez
>dreaming
>hear a voice
>respond with something stupid and nonsensical
>wake yourself up with your own voice
>realise you were responding to the person outside your door
Easton Collins
just wait till 2021 you will get your bag and we all be building gaming pcs
Evan Rogers
I don't have any of the nightmare stuff that other people mention, but it's still extremely unnerving to be fully awake and paralyzed. You just can't move, like the signal simply won't travel from your head to your body.
Nicholas Thomas
It's mostly true
Most individuals in dreams are either people I've seen, people I've drawn, or fictional characters, nothing really unique except monsters
Zachary Gray
>it's a huge project that you haven't even started is due dream
Easton Howard
>when you're trying to sleep but it sounds like a cymbal clash/train/boulder just smashed into the inside of your skull
It's very rare for me, but it scares the shit out of me every time.
Blake Wilson
>It's an insect dream
Hunter Butler
>sex dream
>always stops before penetration
Probably because I don't know what it feels like.
Lincoln Reyes
god i wish that was me
Jonathan Scott
>nothing really unique except monsters
Panic
Colton Gutierrez
THey're both just pretty stupid when it comes to love.
Henry Young
>have a sexual dream about a friend's gf
>feel guilty after
Anthony Green
>sex dream
>can't ever cum
Jose Jackson
>When you're trying to sleep and your body does that fake fall thing
I HATE THAT SO GOD DAMN MUCH
Josiah Perez
>tfw you wake up and reality sinks in
Nathan Baker
I don't get hallucinations or anything spooky desu. I usually try and force myself up as hard as I possibly can, after struggling for a couple of seconds I'm able to move. The only time anything crazy ever happened was the first time I ever had sleep paralysis, I was like 12 and it felt like an invisible hand was choking me and I legit couldn't breath. It also didn't help that the place I lived at the time was probably haunted, so between that and my mother's ghost stories about the spirit that's been following our family around since my grandma was a child I believed for a lot of my childhood that some kind of demon tried to strangle me that night.
James Myers
>tfw dream about something random and useless
>tfw something in real life happens exactly like one of your dreams
Its fucking bizarre.
One time I had a dream of being in a class hiking trip at some outdoor school, it was dark and someone farther up in the group sprained their ankle, there was barely any light left by the time we got back we were out there so long, wake up confused.
Fast forward to the fifth grade, hiking with group late in evening at outdoor school, someone sprains ankle, slowly make our way back to camp, its nearly impossible to see shit clearly, and suddenly the sense of deja vu hit me and I remembered the dream I had that was just like what was happening. The location the deja vu hit me in was pretty similar to the one I remembered from the dream.
Jack Thomas
Nice gif, Kanye is the GOAT.
Parker Morgan
Am I too retarded to get these posts?
Is this user suggesting you need all of this shit to max out your vitamins and stuff?
Austin James
>sex dream
>try really hard to cum
>shit myself in my dream
>wake up
>I actually came
Jeremiah Diaz
>dream about death
>wake up with muscle cramps for hours
Kevin Reyes
>Dream that I'm riding some kind of animal
>It's an anomalocaris
>We're flying
>It's spitting little shrimp like bullets at horrible precambrian monsters while we chase after a meteor in an effort to protect the Earth from the oncoming mass extinction
>It was literally Parodius in first person
I've had this dream twice, and it's fucking unsettling. Especially when I remember those titanic herpetogasters. Fucking prehistoric dick fish.
Robert Myers
>Literally never dream of my husbando of which I literally see every single fucking day and most of my time
What the FUCK
Kevin Morris
I have this dream. Its extra scary for me because I broke my wrist in a car accident last year. Hate waking up after those.
Sebastian Jackson
>trying to sleep
>close to falling asleep, having hypnagogic hallucinations, just know you're so close to blissful oblivion
>suddenly think "sure am glad I don't have to pee"
>get up to go pee, start all over
John Williams
What is it like to die in a dream? I don't mean waking up before impact, I mean actually dying, or is that not a thing?
John Jenkins
>had a dream where I'm the bad guy in a hostage taking situation
>I'm yelling out demands while holding up a gun to a hostage
>while I'm yelling I feel a sudden sharp pain from the back of my head
>everything instantly goes black
>my body feels like it hits the ground and everything goes cold
Then I woke up
Michael Taylor
>haven't dreamed since I was 23
Evan Anderson
>dreaming that I'm in highschool again
>I have no pants
>I'm embarrassed yet no one seems to notice
>start worrying what if they they eventually notice
>spend the rest of the dream franctically looking for something to cover myself up
Juan Ward
How come I never had a wet dream? Even if I didn't cum for weeks, even if I have a sex dream, even if I cum in the dream, I never have nocturnal emissions?
I also have never produced even one drop of precum. Is this related?
Kayden Young
I'm not sure, I usually do the killing in my dreams
Tyler Cooper
>it's another "Something weird falls from the sky and the entire world explodes with an horrible ear rape noise" nightmare
>mfw no face
Dominic Stewart
user with a history or night terrors, sleep paralysis, and hallucinogenic dreams here. I have techniques to help out with most common dream problems that either fix them or at least make it better, here are some examples:
Teeth loose or falling out: Either clench your teeth to lock them in place or just bash your face on something. Either the teeth fall out and you can continue the dream or you brain decides they're hard again.
Can't run because gravity is flawed/ground doesn't push back properly: Run like a furry and use your arms. I find that grabbing onto the ground with my hands and pulling while running works best and lets me move as fast as I think I should be.
Car breaks don't work/don't work well: Grab the steering wheel, put both feet on the brake pedal. Push down on the pedal as hard as you can while pulling the wheel to give even more leverage. This should make the breaks work correctly, since your dumb sleep brain knows that the harder you push the more you stop.
Can't punch/noodle arms: try kicking, or throwing. I find hitting them with something like a baseball bat doesn't work, but if I throw the bat it does. You can also just throw the person onto the ground or push them off a high place.
Luis Ross
>slept some time during the afternoon
>wake up
>still feel sleepy
>phone says it's 7 but not if it's am or pm
>check out my window but still can't tell
>no one outside either
>check around my house but no one else is home
>mfw I thought I was dying or in some sort of afterlife
Cooper Stewart
>Those dreams where you are in a public place like school or work completely naked.
I had these when I was a kid and I grew an exhibition fetish because of it
James Morales
>Faggots are working on the road outside
>Noise everywhere
>Manage to sleep
>Dream normally, except whenever I try to check what the hell is that noise in the dream I see the crew working on the road
>feels like someone recorded a video about the workers over my dream as I keep switching back and forth
Fucking real life interaction with dreams.
Easton Reyes
If it ever happens I usually just hear a loud sound and then everything goes to full black with no noise for a moment before I wake up proper.
Alexander Reyes
same here
Matthew Gutierrez
if im remembering correctly, I usually wake up when im about to die or seems i died. its werid how often i remember nightmares of me dying or bad shit happening to me or people i care about. i dont fucking get it. i have happy life so not sure what makes this shit appear.
Cooper Wilson
Time ran out and you failed the objective. Game over.
Gabriel Thomas
I once did a 100 day nofap. Usually got a wet dream every 2~3 weeks. No precum sounds crazy though.
Leo King
I've stayed asleep during dreams where I died, but my perspective always immediately shifts away from myself into someplace else. Either I'm another person watching myself, or I'm a spirit, or the scene just changes entirely. I've never actually experienced the full death from my own perspective and I'm not sure your brain would let you.
Isaiah Perez
I've died in quite a few dreams. Whenever it happens I wake up the instant I die in the dream.
Michael Young
I was driving to work in the afternoon and being the autistic spaz I am, was thinking to memey shit from Yea Forums. I don't recall what it was, but something made me laugh so hard, I felt dizzy and was unable to move or breath or hardly think for a good 7 seconds, WHILE driving. It felt like oxygen was going directly into my brain, and I wasn't even physically laughing that hard, it was like a valve or switch flipped and suddenly WHAM, massive head rush. Nothing happened during the momentary high, but boy was I scared
Evan Mitchell
>have a dream where my mom died somehow
>get text messages from her, not in a her ghost is messaging me way but in a the message never sent properly before way
>usually just mundane shit like telling me to defrost something
>but it's enough to make me break down crying also I'm back in high school for some reason
>can literally feel myself bawling my eyes out from it
>wake up just fine
Dreams are weird. Make sure to tell your mother you love her
Logan Cook
>Dream that I'm driving
>Suddenly realize that I'm somehow driving from the backseat and start freaking out because the headrest is blocking my view
Aaron Clark
thats hot
Liam Walker
For me it's talk but words barely come out
Samuel Johnson
Y'all are weirdos, this shit was the best
got to go on a little rollercoaster ride every night as a kid
Jordan Young
>wake up in the morning
>Have your alarm set and have somewhere to be
>Alarm isn't going off so sleep in a little
>Sleep in a lot
>Begin to panic that your alarm isn't on
>Too lazy to check on it
>Increasing dread that you forgot to set your alarm
>Finally get up to check the time
>it's 4 hours before you need to get up
Christopher Nelson
The most terrifying thing you'll ever experience. I've only had it once and I never want to relive it.
Mason Peterson
i scratched my cornea in my sleep : (
Brandon Smith
I don't think I'll ever know. My brain either pulls the plug and wakes me up or I get shifted into an immobile "death screen" with absolutely fucking nothing going on.
Austin James
>tfw hypersomnia
fucking help me bros, I'm tired all the time and I'm wasting my life asleep
Ayden Robinson
YO so I have a question for all you champion dream drivers out there: I read online that if you have a hard time staying asleep in a lucid dream, that you should SPIN AROUND IN CIRCLES and this will somehow keep you asleep because the spinning tricks your brain. What the FUCK? Does that actually work? Any real tips for how to extend lucid dream time?
Also I have the brain police dispatched to my location whenever I become aware. These shadowy people just straight up SPRINT, full speed at me and I get startled and wake up. Bunch of assoles, man.
Justin Johnson
fuck i always see this shit but except the faces, i see the shadow background, more shadow people and one asshole is always reeeeing at me
John Wood
this reminds me of a dream i had long ago. i was on earth, a huge asteroid hit it. i died. everything went white, then i remember seeing someone in that all white world. then i woke up.
Ayden Perez
A life spent asleep was not a wasted life.
Elijah Ramirez
Closest I've ever been to dying was I was walking around a college campus and someone started shooting up the place, I got grazed in like the abdomen or something and I fell down and played dead while the shooter went away, then I got up and booked it the hell out of there.
Yes I'm American.
Jaxon Butler
F
Carter Robinson
I literally had a dream where somebody I knew came up to me and called me a faggot, then the dream ended immediately after.
The fuck is that shit?
Xavier Bennett
>constantly dream I'm good at something (recently it's been me being good at my job)
>wake up and have to remember I'm good at so very few things (and I'm shit at my job)
Brayden Ortiz
just wear a wristwatch
Gabriel Phillips
It was insane. He just kept pounding away and cumming inside while the roommate was eyes wide open feeling everything but couldn't stop it. He started leaking precum, we laughed at him and next thing you know he cums in his underwear. Next morning he didn't even talk about it but we all knew he saw us.
Brayden Collins
Learn to lucid dream and/or make a Tulpa Kass annon. Sure the pony fags that fucked up making tulpas report them screaming non-stop, but Kass is a parrot so that's just normal fucking bird behavior.
Xavier Thompson
Am I the only autist that dreams about trains, stations and tracks every night?
Hunter Miller
>Dreams where you can fly.
>Dreams where you have telekinetic powers.
>Dreams where you have Spider Man powers.
>Dreams with super powers in general
I fucking love dreams sometimes.
Wyatt Mitchell
>have hyper realistic dream
>wake up
>stuff from the dream happens slightly different in real life
Anyone else know this feel?
Whenever I die/get killed I just sit there, still being able to see the dream world, then I start feeling an intense pain in my chest; which usually wakes me up as it hurts IRL as well.
Andrew Morris
That shit had me scared to go to sleep for two weeks because it happened to me every night. Five years later i found the name in an article about stupid things your brain does and found out it happened to me because of sleep deprivation. Scary as fuck. I can still remember the sensation just before the shock, it felt like electricity building up and then boom, explosion in the head just when you're about to sleep.
Henry Carter
yes
Angel Brooks
It's not a spirit. Get checked out for sleep apnea. Talk to your doctor and get a sleep study done to check. Its where you temporarily stop breathing for a few seconds but sometimes its worse. You couldn't breathe during your sleep at night during the hallucination which triggered you to get this hand sensation on you.
Andrew Fisher
That sounds cool as shit and I'm legit jealous.
Leo Barnes
The point is it doesn't matter if I sleep 6 or 10 hours a night, I'm always tired and it's been like this for probably five years now.
James Bell
>dream where you keep running red lights
Jordan Butler
>have a really cool dream
>forget it in 5 minutes
Grayson Sanders
I've had case three but never 1 or 4, at least not that I can remember. I've had similar situations to 2 but not cause gravity is flawed, but I instead somehow run much faster than normal by doing it like an animal.
I have had multiple dreams where it feels like I'm walking through water.
Why the fuck do these dreams happen?
Nicholas Foster
>Try to sleep
>Hear a voice say "It wasn't your fault"
>Eyes pop open and I look around trying to figure out who the fuck said that
>Notice my door was open when I shut it before sleeping
>Entire house is completely fine, nothing tampered with
>Actually called the cops because I was worried someone broke in
>Cops show up, take a look around, find nothing
>They recognized I was in actual distress from that, and suggest I put a hidden camera somewhere to see if someone tries again
>Do so for over five months, cameras never pick up anything
I still have no fucking clue who that was, nor do I know what the fuck it assumed I was guilty over.
Brody Howard
>have dream about falling deep in love with fictional character
>can't even look at anything even vaugely related to that character now without feeling a deep sadness
Oliver Moore
deserved for being a pathetic weirdo subhuman
Camden Rodriguez
>tfw feeling deja vu IRL and you can only remember it happening from a dream
Mason Torres
>dreaming of showering
>have to close my eyes
>suddenly, an earthquake
>the ground beneath my left foot crumbles and I fall down
>feel my head getting crushed by falling debris, my head splitting in two vertically
>like, my left brain is 10 cms behind my right brain, still connected by some nerves but obviously it wasn't meant to do this
>a split second of 6/10 pain(10/10 being root canal surgery with cheap anesthetics wearing off) before dying
>last thought being "well, at least I don't have to worry about anything anymore"
I have dreamt of dying before but HOREE FUK this was actually painful and I felt my breath escaping my body. Not even when I dreamt of being executed Sonny Corleone style was it this painful. I woke up with my body feeling very hot, a slight headache and high blood pressure.
Anyway, try emulation.
Aiden Adams
You are just new. Yea Forums had daily dream and spooky threads before it went to shit.
Ethan Kelly
I don't think I've once had a vehicle work in a dream. Anything I drive either has fucked up breaks with an accelerator out of control, or it's like trying to drive in an ice rink.
Screaming for help doesn't work either, no matter how much I try to shout it's like I'm getting choked and nothing comes out of my mouth. Screaming for power/rage seems just fine oddly enough.
Hunter Diaz
Can confirm 4, have avoided dying in many nightmares by chucking things full-force at the monsters.
Gavin Barnes
The last time I Lucid Dreamed I'm pretty sure my subconscious was doing everything in its power to fuck with me. I fake woke up six times in a fucking row, I had to triple check to be sure I wasn't still in a dream when I finally woke up for real.
Aiden Williams
I've tried both.. unfortunately, I only get sleep paralysis, which I hate, and I can never dream long enough or get Kass to actually come into the dream when I think of him..
Also, I tried making a tulpa once, but it gained sentience and didn't wanna be Kass, so I uh.. "got rid of it." I don't wanna go through with that again.
Mason Brooks
Oh yeah, that happens to me
One time I dreamed I was just walking my way down to my apartment from my bus stop, and for some reason, I decided to start hugging the wall, and when I turned the corner to where the yard of the apartment is, I see my downstairs neighbor's dog roaming about. That's when I woke up
Later the same thing happened except I didn't hug the wall and went the usual way
Henry Butler
A part of me believes in precognition. It's just too uncanny to not be real.
Aaron Miller
I get auditory hallucinations sometimes while in a semi awake/just about to fall asleep state. Once heard an entire band play some improv jazz in my room, shit was weird.
Noah Perry
If only I could have cool dreams. Most of my dreams are about me playing some video game, that's it. Some are even shittier being just powerpoint presentations of scenery from games. I rarely have dreams of me actually being in a game or doing cool shit.
Chase Flores
That's happened to me yesterday and somewhat it was kinda sad dream.
Jacob Price
>that nightmare you still remember
Daniel Bennett
>You had a dream for a cool part of a story you're working on and literally rushed to your computer upon waking up to write it before you forgot.
Thank fuck I remembered the good parts.
Connor Reed
Number one reason I fucking loathe living with my parents still is that they wake me up all the time and never let me get up on my own, and thus the death of a million cool dreams are gone in an instant when my dad shouts "PANCAKES!" full volume through the door, because he is too much of a social retard to understand how to politely address people.
On the plus side, pancakes are my favorite food.
Benjamin Turner
Yep. I had a dream like a year after my dad died where he was alive and just hanging out at home.
I remember being surprised that he wasn't in his chair in the living room when I woke up.
Same thing with dead pets.
Juan Morris
How does one induce dreams they want?
Mason Thompson
It varies. You always can't move but the only weird shit I experienced(thankfully) was something sitting on my chest. It was nice though, so not a bad experience considering what others have said they experienced
Colton Robinson
I got sleep paralysis once, and you know what I saw?
A goddamn dragon quest golem. Not even joking. I was playing DQB on vita every night before sleep that time.
Anthony Nelson
>dream that I'm driving a car from the back seat at night without my headlights on
Jack Campbell
Real genuine fear that I haven't been able to ever replicate
Nicholas Ward
>fake woke up
>lived an entire life
>had a family and died painlessly at an old age surrounded by loved ones
>wake up for real
Kayden Sanders
>having a nightmare
>screw my eyes shut for a couple seconds and then open them
>dream ends
Checkmate brain
Gabriel Powell
It's horrible. I've had this dream at least three times in my whole life, exactly the same way but somehow something new gets added:
>travelling through a cave, feels like playing an FPS, with crates to jump on to upper levels and everything
>eventually reach a gate, behind it a huge golden door, the gate is locked
>instead just open a door on a wall next to the gate
>I exit what appears to be an events building and into an empty parking lot
>the sky is completely pitch black, but I can see everything clearly
>a bulldozer appears in the distance, just to suddenly start sinking into mud
>lots of mud puddles all over the parking lot
>mud men start appearing from them
>try to escape as they all start to slowly chase me
But the last time I had this dream:
>Realize that it's the third time this has happened
>Just give up, let them drag be down into the mud
>Expect to wake up
>I don't
>The most painful 15 seconds where I actually couldn't breathe
>Honestly thought I'd die in real life
>Manage to wake up sweating
>Go to the bathroom to calm down
>Look at myself in the mirror
>I'm younger
>I woke up into another dream
>There's a gremlin in my bed messing everything up
>At that point I'm just pissed, I lunge at him and choke him to death until I break his neck
>He's still laughing as I throw his limp body onto a wall
And somehow I finally managed to wake up. That's by far the worst nightmare I've ever had, even worse because I was so close to die, just to wake up in another dream.