HELLO, MY FRIENDLY CONSUMERS! I DON'T SUPPOSE I COULD INTEREST YOU IN SOME SEXY PNGS, COULD I?

FUCK ITS DR HAZMAT EVERYONE GET DOWN

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I know, needs more wojack edits, and a healthy dose of your OC user. You ARE providing OC right?

What exactly is the appeal to gacha games

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Show us a cute pose Dr. Hazman

Get outta here, bootleg Dr. Fetus.

>Defeding this garbage that's not even vidya
Yeah then you complain about the quality of the board later

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I made a recopilation of all the stuff posted in pic related's thread, enjoy

vimeo.com/325972159

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ON THE CONTRARY! IT WOULD SEEM THAT IN MY EAGERNESS TO DISCUSS A FANTASTIC NEW """GAME"" WITH YOU ALL, I AM PERFECTLY WITHIN MY RIGHTS TO REMAIN HERE!

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Shut up you dirty kike

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based hazmat guy
I will buy more gacha pngs

Make them fuck

valve fags are retarded
sage and report these threads

GIVE PNG NOW
or die...

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A PNG OF THIS QUALITY COULD NEVER BE REPLICATED OR DUPLICATED OR FOUND ON YOUR LOCAL PORN DISTRIBUTOR'S WEBSITE EVER! IT WOULD BE FOLLY TO THINK OTHERWISE!

AND FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF SEVEN WHOLE US DOLLARS, YOU CAN HAVE A SLIM CHANCE TO PERHAPS MAYBE GET THAT PNG! SO WHY DON'T YOU OPEN SOME PNG CRATES, HM?

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Do you know a man going by the name Dr. Thrax?

Sage :)

Who the fuck would pay 7 dollars for a stupid digital picture

Seething :^)

Bump :0

what if you are having fun with this game?

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soulless chinese bugmen

also bumping for no reason but to trigger sage guy
:^)

YES PLEASE, I'LL GIVE YOU $100 FOR A CHANCE AT GETTING A PNG OF MY FLAVOR OF THE MONTH WAIFU

>Gothic music
based

It's his knockoff OC.

The Nefarious Dr. Hazmat is what is known as "BASED".

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nooooo stop enjoying things I don't like

>game on a handheld device
>collect png's
>use them to fight each other
Yeah, I hate pokemon too.

What's doctor Hazmat's opinion on jews?

>based hazmat Chad is easily getting numale incel gacha weebs easily buttflustered

(AIBA bought three gacha capsules!)

WHY, WHAT COULD BE MORE APPEALING AND FUN THAN WATCHING YOUR HARD-BOUGHT PNGS FIGHT EACH OTHER USING A WHOLE EXTENSIVE LIBRARY OF OVER TWO REUSED ANIMATIONS?

IT'S AN EXPERIENCE THAT CAN'T BE BEAT! AND IT'S mostly FREE!

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>Tripfag tries to be funny
pathetic

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Fucking BASED

is that a LISA styled sprite of hazmat
that's fuckin radical dude

I like this guy. Finally, something that's not just another frog or wojack edit

>tfw is shitting on cygames gacha stuff but he does not know cygames are saving vidya and animu

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How are we sure this is not a scam?

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thank you.

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i knew you were evil but not that evil

Damn son, these are snazzy.
Not sure what the 2nd is referencing, but I like me some Madness.

>this is the IQ of a typical numale anime poster
Oh no no no

NOW NOW, MY SKEPTICAL INVESTORS

I CAN ASSURE YOU MY GACHA BOXES ARE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FAIR AND BALANCED!

BY GIVING PLAYERS THE OPTION TO SIMPLY BUY AS MANY BOXES AS THEY WANT, THEY'LL GET ALL THE PNGS THEY COULD EVER WANT IN NO TIME!

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second guy is just a dude who got kicked into a vat and got some nasty chemical burns covering him
though his design was subconsciously inspired by hellboy somehow.

Yeah but what if I just look it up

I can kinda see that, nice.

So what you're saying is that I have to pay money to be given a CHANCE at rare pngs instead of having the free will to choose one rather... why would anyone want to do that

Based OP, keep it up

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>this bread at times

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Alright I'm listening, but tell me how I get my sense of Accomplishment

>bwaaaaaah stop the negativity!!!! i only want positive posts all the time!!!
retard

Cringe my dude

seething

Cope

hope
cause you don't got any

yikes

LISTEN, FOLKS. ANYONE CAN JUST.. "GET" PNGS FROM THE INTERNET. BUT IT TAKES A REAL LEGEND.. A REAL CHAMPION.. TO ROLL THE DICE AND TAKE A CHANCE AT PERHAPS MAYBE POSSIBLY GETTING ONE!

LADIES LOVE A GAMBLER, FOLKS! THAT'S THE TRUTH! RESEARCH DICTATES THAT BUYING MY PNGS WILL GET YOU THAT GF OR BF YOU SO DESIRE!

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Bluepilled

just fuck already
hey doc can you do something about these faggots

unbased

LIGHTS FLASH AND A FUN LITTLE JINGLE PLAYS WHEN YOU UNBOX A PNG, ENABLING YOUR BRAIN TO RELEASE A PREDETERMINED AMOUNT OF DOPAMINE

LIGHTS AND JINGLES SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO SATE YOUR EASILY OCCUPIED MINDS, RIGHT?

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unpilled, unbowed, unbroken

can i lewd the pngs

That's fine but can you play skyrim with the pngs

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GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE I'M PUTTING MY WEEKLY SALARY FOR THIS .PNG!!!!

LETS GOOOOO

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Sounds like a deal to me doc, take my disgusting sweaty neetbux. I have just one question, How much sick /vg/ gatcha thread street cred will this earn me? This is a critical factor, I hope you understand.

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But are there any pngs of you, glorious Doctor Hazmat?

can I take another path and not open the box
I don't like scripted games

Do you know why Las Vegas exists?

This is a fucking scam, don't fall for it

take my money yellow moltar

Is this a Star Citizen thread?

Gentlemen! Gentlemen please! I can assure you that Dr. Hazmat is ripping you all off! Direct your attention to me, Shizzgrin McDooby! I am also in the business of gacha games and I can offer you an even better deal than he can! My gacha game, Destiny Superb Heptagon has many more much better quality PNGs than his does, plus they were all drawn by a genuine Niponese artist I payed to draw them from Deviantart! My game has a total of THREE reused animations for battles, more than his in fact! Plus, unlike his gacha game, mine has shortstacks, muscle girls, tranni-I mean traps, and much, much more! Your chances of getting some random PNG you want in my game are even slimmer than his and you pay twice as much! Even the cheapest cards can cost a minimum of $11.99! Come spend your neetbux and wageslave coin purses over here instead! Buy now!

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HERRO!
WHY YOU BYRING FROM HAZMAT GUYU WHEN YOU COULD GET EXCLUSIVE GACHA GAMERU HERE?
PRO CONSUMERU BECAUSE YOU PAY TEN TIME THE PRICERU OF REGULARU GAMU AND IF YOU NO LIKE IT, YOU CAN GO FUCKERU YOURSELFERU!

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Uhh... can I play this offline?

I trust you because I also think Dr. Hazamat is ripping us off
Finally someone with common sense, I'll take 10

fucking based
i have a mask fetish, lewds of hazman when?

Nvm, I retreat my order japanese are always better
I'll take 20 from japanese bro

You can't fool me with this villainy

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNREFUNDABLE* MONEY.

IT WILL GO TO A NOBLE CAUSE! I PROMISE!

IN THE MEANTIME, ENJOY YOUR NOW INFINITE SUCCESS AND ADMIRATION FROM /vg/ USERS AND OTHER SAD.. ER, SUCCESSFUL HUMAN BEINGS ALIKE!

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DUDE NO WAIT! It's a chinese guy, not a japanese one!

Y-YOU GUYS WILL BUY MY PNGS IF I DO THIS, RIGHT?

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uwu

BASED

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-w-

SHIT cancel cancel CANCEL!
I cancel my order O.O

regithreads and stuff like this are a blessing to this blighted board

hey hazmat, why does your thing say 'thanks idiots'? your not talking to me right?

Sure you can! You can also spend your money offline too because it's that advanced! Each minute played offline will automatically draft one money from your card! So you spend money regardless like a true gacha player!

Not so fast user! I am a genuine Japanese person myself! See? Now spend some money!

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>beat the shit out of my dick so i'm desensitized to everything
>but now get hard for obscure shit like this shitty joke

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What I like the most about .PNG-chan is that she'll never be powercreeped out into uselessness three weeks later when Super-rare .PNG-in-a-swimsuit-chan will come.

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dont worry user, me too

>My waifu is either in the pack or not
>Open two packs for double the 50% chance
>Don't roll my waifu
I want a refund

I think i just gonna spend 10000$ to commission erotic fanart of PNG-chan participating in my obscure fetish instead.

Alright gang, I just came back from jail after getting arrested for DUI and we got a new mystery to solve!
Some old man is pretending some ghost have been stealing all of his money by selling him japanese PNGs or something.

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WHY DOES EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD ALSO HAVE MY VERY SPECIFIC FETISH
I..I thought I was special -.-

Chinese PNGs, get it right

But wait Dr. Hazmat! There's been reports you've been embezzling the profits of your gacha games to fund ill-thought out cryptocurrency schemes to buy up hard drugs and child pornography!

Sold.

I'll give you even more if you make a genderbent version too.

HEY THERE, GAMERS! GLAD YOU'RE ALL ENJOYING THE GAME.

I THINK YOU'LL ALL BE PLEASED TO HEAR WE'RE ROLLING OUT A NEW UPDATE WITH ALL NEW PNGS!

THAT'S RIGHT! NEW ONES! (NOT OLD REUSED ASSET ONES!) HOPE YOU'VE GOT YOUR WALLETS READY BECAUSE THESE ONES ARE GOING TO BE PATCHED IN SOON, MAKING ANY PNGS YOU HAVE NOW OBSOLETE!

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I'm the reseller and I can tell you that those accusations are completely far-fetched, at no point in my life would I ever considered selling drugs.

Ruh roh

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Perfect, let me just check in online communities to see two people happy they got the new and shiny one, and I'll forget all about the hundreds that got jack shit, and pull my heart out. Credit card, brace yourself because my dick is assuming direct control!

DR HAZMAT IS NOT FOR LEWD DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

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>we're veering into the direction of getting official dr hazmat lewds from the guy himself
excellent

Oh fuck, guess it's time to open up my kids' college fund, they won't be needing that money anyway.
Maybe I'd better take out a loan too.
How rare can this costume be anyway haha?

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that's pretty gay but here you anyway

>we found something that annoys wojak/frogposters
Finally, gold. Eat up your medicine you uncreative faggots

>gayshit
i'm only buying if we get fem dr hazmat

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Not a picture, a SLIM CHANCE of getting a picture

Lovely

...

WELL, IT'S BEEN ANOTHER FANTASTIC THREAD, GENTS. THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL THE CASH. I'M SURE YOU'LL ALL BE EXCITED TO SEE WHAT I DO WITH IT AT A LATER DATE. YOU FUCKING MORONS.DR HAZMAT WINS YET AGAIN.

REMEMBER TO KEEP BUYING PNG BOXES!

DR HAZMAT AWAY!

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HEY MISTER, WHAT THE HELL?! I'M USING MY MOM'S CREDITS CARD TO BUY PACKS AND ALL IT DOES IS REMOVE MY CARDS CLOTHES! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! WHO WOULD WILLINGLY PAY TO GET LESS CONTENT?

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he can't keep getting away with this

DOCTORRRR HAZMAAAT!
I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME!
NEEEEEEEXT TIIIIIIIIIIIIME!

H-Hello there.

Dude Yea Forums is one of the most pessimistic boards here

I want to shit on your chest

Thanks Doctor Hazmat! I'll now fap to fem pyro! Keep up the good work of suckering idiots with .png in boxes or whatever dastardly scheme you'll come up with next!

WOW TECHNOLOGY

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kys Dr. Hazmat
You made me lose all my money, I hope you're happy

I wonder how he disappears, does he throw firecrackers onto the ground and just walk off?

you know what, fuck it. Dr. Hazmat has been the best thing to happen to this board for a while, you say that Dr. Hazmat sucks but at least it's fun and people actually talk unlike the millions of wojak and pepe spam threads and all the /pol/ bullshit. Everyone knew Yea Forums needed OC and Dr. Hazmat might not be the best, or even good. But who cares? it's better than nothing.

He gets pregnant and gives birth to a jetpack fufufu

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based but also yiff in hell furfag.

all i hear is manrays voice

>where are the wojaks are
In the retirement home where you belong.

>He goes to Yea Forums to talk about an objectively shitty genre
Just go to Reddit, they love eating shit

Is the reteriment home for facebook frog and redditjak and other dead Yea Forums memes filled woth birthing fufufu?

Holy shit these are great

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whats happening to Yea Forums right now? check the princess threads, regi threads, stadiachan and doctor hazmat?
it almost feels like... soul

>filled woth birthing fufufu?
The fuck did you mean by this?

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I imagine something like this
youtu.be/H_WIYvtw5ik?t=138 (starts at 2:18)

In a thread i started asking people to draw characters giving birth.And acted like i was making a giant archive of thousands of birth photos.I added a fufufy laugh to give my character a signature.

youtube.com/watch?v=oY9m2sHQwLs

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I feel like it's the platform wars. Ever since the steam vs epic shit started happening, everything been getting crazy both on the board and in the vidya industry.

Shit thats perfect

>still no porn of hazmat getting assfucked by the big titty futa mermaid from the original thread

lame

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HELLO MISTER

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...

Doctor Hazmat, always escaping before the police arrives and start shooting everyone, how does he do it?

I have come to piss on everything!

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BEUROCRECY
that word

What are you playing?

oh lawd

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looks like fortnite

wait a fucking minute
what is doc hazmat doing with those other 2 ladies?

Keep it blue board.

You're right, can the mods move it to /trash/?

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Someone make a princess thread, I wanna draw stuff

DON'T!

Go crawl back up your mama's asscrack.

Its not vidya, but I've enjoyed the drawfag threads as of late.

It's not like we can discuss video games here anyways with all the retard eras and discord trannies.

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and platform wars and console wars and political shit and Barry and many other things

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU FUCKER!

>OC
Reminds me, what happened to that Mr Video Games shit? I had a few laughs at that.

That yellow guy's game, but so far I've only unlocked Wheel and Doctor Retardio.

You forgot to install the mod, silly.

Alright I'm out tho. That was fun.

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>he didn't save up $830 worth of free rolls to spark
>he isn't playing the best mmo out there today

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Hey, Buck, you around? I don't need any art drawn, just got a question.

Hmm, can't tell if one of the top two rows is suppose to be the giant from the original save princess thread.

What does the alt pose on the back look like?

Another OC revolt

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I WANT THE FAT MERMAID, WHERE ARE YOU DR. HAZMAT?
GIME FAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Desire..
Denied.
Buy more boxes.

mr hazmat I'm gonna rip open blender and make a shitty model of you
when can I trust you'll make a new thread so that you can see my offering

I WILL BUY AS MANY AS POSSIBLE

someone should rape Dr Hazmat like how batman should rape the joker

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i just wish that they were less lolsorandom and just have something to do with vidya

Playing vidya isn't enough?

This.
Good OC is an indirect consequence of good vidya threads, Making OC for the sake of it always result in forced trash.

Would you like it if I spammed pic related and called him Yea Forums OC because he's "playing vidya"?

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>like
No?
But I wouldn't exactly be unhappy about it either. It's just a thing.

This stuff was stupid because it was explicitly made to try to "replace" wojak without really doing anything different or funny.

If it's not likable OC, what's the point of it then?

Stadiachan, bideo, and Doctor Hazmat
Destroyer of Wojak, Liberator of Yea Forums.

Holeguy is the best guy on here, prove me wrong.