He plays as a girl in vidya

he's crossdressing not transitioning

Elfen Lied

Why not?

What if the game only has female or non-gendered characters, like robots and spaceships?

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>implying the only men who shave their legs are trannies
he'd be a more convincing cross dresser if he shaved, user

>his head
do people still don't know he punches them after 30 years?

I'm gonna say the C word

This: What the fuck.
I mean, he tears down some walls on that one game, wrecking crew? But still that doesn't seem to be what that retard is going for.

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girls are cuter than guys so i prefer to play as them and look at them

>game has no romance options
play as a girl if i can

>game has only hetero romance options
play as a guy obviously

>game has bisexual romance options
play as a sexy dyke

>tes
>third person
you don't even need to read the rest to know this guy'a a raging faggot

god I wish that was how it worked

>portal

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A comic like that could only be conceived in the usa, where every beer actually tastes like piss

You've thought more about the cartoon than the artist

Did this retard mean Postal 2 or is he just a retard?

It paints a horrible work environment in a very positive light, frankly I am amazed it even got approved for release.

L O L

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>implying PORTAL 2 and VIDEO GAMES are not the most violent titles ever released

Male character unless I can make an attractive female character with MASSIVE tits, then I have to side with the lizard brain.

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Plumbers are my favorite wall builders

is this a porn comic?

Damn Drive was a good movie. I should rewatch it tonight.

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>Drive
Did this guy predict Elliot Rodger?
youtube.com/watch?v=rY2Z0qhhgk4

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wait what happened
why was the door stuck
was the dad fixing something, locked the door from the other end, then started masturbating for no reason, waifu comes home thinking her husband is having a heart attack/in trouble, and it turns out he's just jerking off to gay porn.

i'd hardly call it a positive light

social conditioning has convinced you it tastes good. That's all. We can argue about what the definition of good is, since you can hold someone at gunpoint and make them eat poop too, and say that it tastes great.

god i wish that were me

I wanna fuck Erin

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Some beer legit tastes like pisswater and some is actually incredible on a flavor basis alone

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>Portal 2
I don't blame him for putting that in. After all, the cake is a lie! XD

lmao

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>that filename
you got me you son of a

I-Is that...!

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Holy shit that card is massive.

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Is this edited? What is this supposed to mean?
Not american btw

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boku no furfag tranny

It's edited. I think the original was the "did you assume my gender" line.

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I think this is the one where he turns into a horse.

>fap to TG hentai since I can remember
>playing as a girl in RPGs feels weird anyway.
explain me OP

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my nigga, I made that years ago, filename and all

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I'm not sure what's happening but I have a feeling it needs to stop

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stop posting this retarded shit
SCPfags are the worst

why wouldn't I play as a cute girl i can I get to look at all the time. Especially if I can dress them up in slutty outfits

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no you didnt

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I never understood this SCP, it's just a weird shadow guy with long fingers tha

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I know right? I always had to buy Mexican beer when I lived in the US.

they're carpenters you fucking bigot now check my five

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Dangerously based

I have literally never had a lager that tastes like piss, which the comic artist is saying indirectly.

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>he plays as a boy in vidya
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

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Damn it, you're NOT supposed to blow on it.

fucking sauce me now you doo doo brain

I wanna fuck that moth

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Outbreak Company. It's pretty good.

made me laugh unironically

God damnit I always laugh like a retard at the stupidest shit possible.

Ins't dangerous having a fucking bookcase in your head

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Guess that explains how the Koopas keep getting into the Mushroom Kingdom to kidnap Peach

don't worry. he works out

old as fuck
i have the same image

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>isekai
oh for fuck's sake
why's everything gotta be an isekai these days
gonna give it a look though, thanks

The look on that dude's face just cracks me up. Haha I bet they got him mixed up with another black guy at the hospital and they think they're listening to their kid's heartbeat and he's trying to keep it together.

Hey man, it was 2013. Isekai wasn't as big a thing back then.

except its not the same, and the metadata shows you saved that 1 month ago

LOL

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>picking a female character in a computer game means you wish you were a woman in real life
self insert fags are the absolute worst of the worst.
>oh yes i am indeed an elven archer in the dark ages and i shall help my lord claim his rightful place on the throne by slaying those meddlesome dragons it is me i am the elf its actually me in the game!!!
fucking dork

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context?

>Dead Alive
Nothing wrong with Peter Jackson's first film

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>pancakes pancakes

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Jussie Smollet probably

>playing a role in a roleplaying game
Hahaha yeah fuck those idiots right?

>if you don't like basic-tier creepypasta bullshit you hate fun
guess i hate fun

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Reminder that any male who picks a female character is a latent tranny.

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damn..

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fuck I forgot about this one

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What if I pick the female characters in fighting games then put the controller down and watch them get beaten up?

>#477
>is retarded
Ok this is epic

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>scp
>creepypasta
fun is a buzzword

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I like jerkin off to anime titties.

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>posting stonetoss

I wish Meesh made more of these.

SCP is contrarian creepypasta.

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cant argue with that
but does that make lovecraft boomer creepypasta?

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no because it's actually well written

I've seen skeleton jelly posted since '08-'09 and I never knew there was a part two

Then you're pretty damn based.

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Now post the doorknob one that was lit bro

As i got older something drastically changed in my taste buds. i used think all beer taste like pisswater but now i enjoy it quate a bit.I dont even drink that often.

kawaii desu ne sugoi

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I'm pretty confident to have done that at least once in my life

anyone have that comic where it shows that aliens found a way to basically torture us but keeping us alive, like in a conscious state but with no limbs and for more or less forever. Always thought it was the most fucked up thing I've read.

Only Mario was a carpenter while Luigi was sleazing off before joining his brother in the plumbing business

I'm an indecisive fuck that always chooses the random option, or leaves itto luck if there isn't one.

who is the knuckle-scraping autistic retard who made this

it is well written, but creepypastas can be well written too
r-r-right?

I don't like beer, but at least I don't try to shit on others like this guy

can be, yes, but most aren't

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I have no clue if there's a part 3. I wish I cared more about shit in the past.

IS THAT...
is the original unblurred or intentional?

I can't fucking stand these kind of fetish webcomics. It's always poorly drawn/ugly and it's always some fuck who draws himself "better" than he actually looks, obviously fucking self inserting.

I say this as someone with a genderswap fetish, I hate this fucking trash.

Same with me

I've never tasted beer that was good, it's just an awful beverage. And if you wanna get drunk why not drink glencairn whiskey or straight up morgan rum.

and who was phone!??!

>Everyone on the internet is ugly
wow what a discovery to get triggered by

>no fun allowed

What the hell are these people like in their personal lives?

I ain't risking it.

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so its just like everything on the internet.
for every good pic theres a trillion futa edits

Third date by Meesh

>it's actually well written
Not particularly.

Have sex

superior version coming through

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I knew it. Cute.

Change Loli for Traps and this is it chief

Im planning on getting drunk but always change my mind because I dread the hangover, and I need to get drunk so I can deal better with reality. Any tips?

I love how this comic triggers everyone every time its posted

>Start playing Bubble Bobble.
>Pick little green dragon over ninja girl.
>Now I want to be a small chubby lizard who flings gems around.
Fucking ruined my life, sent me down a spiral.

AAHGGAAHHHGAAAAAAAAHGHGHHHHHHHH
MY ALMONDS HNGGG
ARE ACTIVATING
AHGHNGHGAGHNAGHAAAAANGHAAAA

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>getting triggered over literally nothing
what did he mean by this?

Not enough space / characters in the comic to fit both
Lolis and traps are on equal footing, traps are the best male alternative to reign supreme with loli, shotas are irredeemable trash

Czech brown ale is THE absolute best kind of beer and you haven't drank real beer unless you go to an obscure bar in prague and get half a liter of that godlike liquid

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maybe if they are under 30
I don't think those who played pen & paper with the occasional female character are in trouble

Most likely in reference to the Mueller report being fucking nothing.

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

Quick rundown on what the fuck the joke is here

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Should be a little girl.

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

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>Dog gets kicked
>He doesn't do anything
What a cuck

I wish I had time to fix it but I am too busy watching youtube videos for 5 hours and playing like 10 hours and then sleeping and repeating every day

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this is the first time I've seen this and you got me good you fucker

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No. You're new.

>shad

Nice Bobs and weaves

I've seen this hundreds of times over the years but I don't think I've ever seen a full-res version of the comic posted. Does it even exist?

>not reading the filename or size
I bet they get you every time

>shadman

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fuck that's good

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I'd say that it's the best cheap beer. Since there are some IRSs from Denmark and the like which are exceptional. While stuff like Cerna Raketa and more craft stuff are all outrageously cheap for the quality.

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>he let's something as trivial as a videogame change his sexuality
lmao

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Wow, I legitimately chuckled at this one. Holy fuck.

It's not my fault I'm highly suggestible!

bravo

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>the guy who made these now builds underwater cities for Hamsters
weird shit

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but i like beer

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___

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drink only vodka. drink lots of water. avoid excessively sugary chasers

Haha

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I suposse they drink, watch sports and when they are lucky they fuck for 10 minutes, they also get menial hobbies like gardening or maybe making wood furniture or something.

what about pages 1-70

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Hangover is just dehydration. Drink two or three pints of water before going to sleep. I do this and haven't had a proper hangover in years.

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unrelated

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Jesus Christ that's amazing

Find a flaw

you can't

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nothing worse than a good artist wasting their talent on trash

>portal 2
god bless boomers

this is the truth

Tfw the artist thought Mario and Luigi we’re Mexican. That’s unironicly racist.

>Are there cute girls I can date
>Yes = Be the boy
I disagree. If you can date cute girls as a cute girl then it's even better

why did my fetish have to get co-opted into a social movement
I can't even go to /d/ now without both trannies and /pol/ falseflaggers shitting the place up

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Horrible, wrong in every way

Yuri is bad and the worst type of relationship.

>skyrim
>playing as male
what the fuck is wrong with you?

He's playing vanilla, not futa sexmods

I... actually have no qualms with this.

This reminds me of "Primer"

Yuri doesn't have the "assumption" of sexual attraction to make characters compatible. It means that in writing you actually have to show them being attracted to one another and interacting in romantic ways or with outright sexual implications.
That's far more engaging to watch/read about. Especially in smut, you get some great internal monologues about WHY or HOW a specific character is attractive and how it makes the viewpoint character feel, compared to male relationships where there always seems to be an undercurrent of "of course they want to fuck, why wouldn't they?"

>have a group of friends I play smash and occasionally other games with
>one of the friends in the group is more competitive so he often plays one-on-ones with me both in melee and ultimate
>after our last gaming session, as we're saying goodbye he starts acting weird and suddenly announces he's changing sex
>never suspected it despite him dressing up as Bowsette for halloween which I thought was just memeing
wat do bros? I have so many follow up questions but I feel she (implying) wants to touch the subject as little as possible

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The USA is literally the world capital of craft beer, with over 4000 microbreweries.

subtext is trash bait for delusional people, there's real /u/ content you could be consuming but you would rather write fan fiction about non-/u/.

craft beer is a meme for hipsters.

>>changing sex
he's already dead.

tell him to rub one out and then ask himself if he still wants to go through with it immediately after

show him some of the horror stories and tell him to consider how badly things could go because once you go snippity snap there's no way back.

LOL

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I'm confused, is this an LOL thread or a gender dysphoria discussion thread

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Aspergic sperg here with very few friends.
Simple answer I would imagine is to figure out how close you feel to them with your friendship, and give them a polite "sorry if you would rather not talk about this, but do you mind if I ask a few questions?" beforehand. Worst case scenario you get a "no, I would rather you didn't", best case scenario you get a yes (and then have the awkwardness of phrasing follow up questions in a way that doesn't imply any biases or preconceptions you might have).

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Yes it exists

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Stick to hard liquor, and try to minimize things that have too much sugar. So if you do a rum and coke try to make it where it's as little coke as you can handle. Some think clear liquor's avoid it better. Personally I prefer the darker ones. And gin always gives me the worst. So it may vary.

Try to drink and eat plenty beforehand. I don't know the exact science but it's something to do with hydration and carbs. If you can do 8 oz if water per shot, that helps.

Try to set aside like 10 hours for sleep. It'll help. When you wake up have some Gatorade or soda to help. Eat ASAP. If it's really bad and you don't mind full alcoholism like me. Get another drink when you're hungover. I like Irish coffee. It dulls it enough that you can slow into soberness and not feel the effects too much.

funny thing, he's also a sperg so I guess your advice is golden

Spec Ops the line a is bad game. If a game gives me the option to play non lethally, i go for it, it never gave me a choice.

Yuri user, can you also explain to a social outcast why female orientated manga is always so hardcore (for lack of a better term) in it's content? You see it in female doujin artists too, even the pure love is portrayed with intensity, whereas something aimed towards males seems to generally be more subdued. Not in the content itself per say, but in the way it's presented.

The S&M Yuri ones have become a favourite of mine despite not really liking that fetish, since they are handled well and the reasoning (however far off normal it may be) is explained or shown to the reader.

Stay far, far away from anyone who likes Bowsette. None of them are right in the head.

Holy shit, third user got it down to a science. Thanks a bunch, even though I really hate how rancind most heavy liquors taste, it is indeed time to get smashed

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No fucking way that's the same guy?!

>have to spend 78 hours staring at Commander Shepards body suit ass
>"kek ur gay if you chose to play as a woman!"

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fuckin hell
i love you

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Actually the second answer is better. Just down a gallon of water before bed. Anything you drink when you wake up that's not more alcohol is already too late.
Also your suffering during the hangover is directly proportional to how much of an alcoholic you are. You sound very inexperienced so you really have nothing to fear.

Who is Mario talking to? Was Luigi not a part of this meeting? Wouldn't Luigi have known that Mario said this to Trump already?

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>"American beer sucks"
>Breweries make beer that doesn't suck in response
>"This is a meme for hipsters"
The fuck, user?

>tfw drinking does nothing for me other than make me lose my appetite for the rest of the night, throwing my internal clock out of whack
I had a hard cider at like 5 expecting to be hungry at 7-8 and it never came until midnight which is way too late to eat dinner.
It also makes me giggle like a retard at everything I see on Yea Forums. Even things not funny, like just a post calling someone a faggot with a image attached to it gets me to chuckle.

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You sly bastard.

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>futa loli
excellent

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>>tfw drinking does nothing for me other than make me lose my appetite for the rest of the night, throwing my internal clock out of whack
>I had a hard cider
That's really cute user!

American beer sucks and craft beer also sucks.

lol!

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Come on. He's clearly playing Really Old Scroll. Although I don't know what faggot bothers with 6.

I played fem shep through all 3 games, shoot me.

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>inexperienced
It's not like that, it's just because I used to get regularly drunk with cheap wine I got for free for unrelated reasons, so I'd not only suffer an hangover,but I'd puke my guts out every time because of the sheer amount of liquid I put in my body. Poorfag period has ended so I'm ready to move on to actual liquor of which I won't need as much amount.

Ah yes, quite pungent

Is this from I, Robot?

here it is for real this time

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All beer is craft beer retard. How the fuck would putting it on an assembly line make it taste better?

good thing thats not happening here

Bite me, how is 5% alcohol from cider any different than 5% from a beer?

Grape-kun?! You've returned!

Oh yeah, wine hangovers are particularly terrible. Hard liquor hangovers are much better, even the sugary ones like dark rum, but to really minimize the hangover stick to clear liquor.

what is this, a homework demon?

Who the fuck gets drunk from one beer? Are you an 11 year old girl?

send him that disgusting reddit screencap of a tranny gone horribly wrong

I didn't say drunk.

So just admit you don't actually like beer then. You want a 3/10 lager with no flavor instead of a 0/10 lager. Drink wine or whatever you gals do.

Not gonna lie, I mostly skim through any actual sex scenes in smut because they just aren't interesting. I keep my eyes open for words like "feel" and "it's like...." that would imply an internal monologue going on during the process, but never the actual act itself. At its core I just like the power-dynamics at play, and they are far better explored in a more "casually-sexual" context like foreplay than something where the actual sex is happening.

I'm as social outcast as everybody, but if I had to light my armchair sociologist pipe, I would say it's based on the fact that men "by default" are seen as more sexual in thought process. So when you write about a "sexually aggressive" woman, there's more emotion implied in each action (which seems to explain the "purity" meme).
I've also thought about "fanservice" in male-oriented (and written?) series, the fanservice is heavily just a matter of "look at her! She's attractive!" where as in female-oriented (and written?) series, every little action get emphasis (the same way a fight scene has close-ups to emphasize powerful hits). In the BDSM oriented series, you get things like entire pages worth just of touching one another romantically.
An entire panel dedicated to the dom pressing her palm into the small of the subs back, followed up by either a thought bubble explaining how that makes the sub feel, and possibly a close up on the face to show how nervous-but happy she is.

tl;dr: Male manga is "look at sexy thing, it's sexy!" whereas female manga is "Look at this romantic/casual interaction! I'm gonna make it sexy!"

But, I don't know what kind of things you read, and there's a HUGE variety out there for people with different tastes. You also find the kind of thing I described heterosexually in that one "My older sister is an eldritch god/abomination" manga (formerly hentai), so any generalisations I could try to make I feel like have numerous exceptions to it that would disprove it.

i played both. hale is a better va but meer and male shep unintentionally make everything funny which turns renegade into a deus ex-like black comedy.

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4 years on, still get's me

this thread and any other before it. lol

Epic
This is why you don't have friends

the local bar i got to has like 10 different beers every day, generally they all taste just ok but Ive had some actually good tasting IPAs

God, I wish that were me

>be the boy
>Robin
FeMU is better though.

idk man, but i assume you guys are tight af because i have a homie just like that. if it were me, id take it somewhat serious. gender dysmorphia can cause some unforeseen consequences on the person who has it. im not sure what id do, but id do or say something.

Either I've never seen the original or it's been so long since I've seen it that this doesn't even look familiar to me.

As good of a place as any to ask I guess. How do you "choose" an alcoholic beverage? I could head down to the bottle-o but there's so many options of a variety of types that I just don't understand ANY of that I feel like I can't make a decision.

kek

Girl Robin gets to fuck Chrom. Boy Robin gets to fuck Chrom’s hot daughter. I think the choice is clear here.

being this guy must suck.

You need to try out Australian beer my friend. Not Fosters, nobody in Australia drinks it, most places in Australia don't even sell it. Get yourself a real beer like Emu Export. When it's cold it's the greatest thing ever, when it's no longer even slightly cold there's not a beer in the world that doesn't taste as bad.

Fuck, nice one.

need sauce mate

Different user here. I've never had friends to get drunk with and my only knowledge comes from movies, after how much are you supposed to get drunk? Is 10 shots at 40% alcohol content, 2 six packs of 2.1 standard drinks of apple cider and 2 Rum & Cokes at 40% in one afternoon usually enough to get you drunk?
What's considered normal?

>wine hangovers are particularly terrible
I know, it's part of the reason I stopped drinking altogether because I legit thought I was gonna die after downing like 2 and a half bottles one time and spent the rest of the night hugging the toilet, by then I guess my brain created a defense mechanism because every time I saw a bottle of wine my stomach would turn, but then I realized I need a drink to function every now and then, that's why I'mlooking for alternatives.

Is there a bigger red flag in vidya? I lost all respect for Mr. Matty when I realized he plays in 3rd person and has a fat gf

almost had me.

I only partly agree. The prevention is way more important. But some of the waking up advice on breakfast and all I think is useful. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure and all. But it's worth using in combination.

My personal help is pickle juice but I know most aren't into that.

most trans people don't undergo srs

Yeah thats the Hampture guy

what if I want to get this feeling

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Sicko

>I think the choice is clear here.
It sure is.

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>sadpanda
Just gimme the title, I'm supposed to be at work and cant bypass it here
thanks mate

That's enough to pass out if not get alcohol poisoning. It obviously depends on how much you drink but usually 3 drinks are enough to start feeling extroverted, 6 drinks are enough to start feeling drunk and 10 drinks are enough to black out. A drink is usually 5% alcohol in theory but in practice mixed hard liquor is usually served stronger.

this but a hit of weed works better. more alcohol in the morning can take some time to take effect.

>snippity snap
IT'S SNIBBETY SNAB

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Some beer tastes pretty good I like New Belgium

nice

It's by Odoshiro canvas

beautiful

It literally gives you multiple choices.

seconding this, futafags are just as bad as ntr if not worse

I'm 30 and I still think beer tastes like shit.

Alcohol is clearly not a liquid that's meant to be enjoyed by the human body. It's like drinking laundry detergent.

No, that's Gin.

found it
bless ya, +10 internets for u

did you see a spurdo image anywhere in my post?

No problem weirdo.

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>a hit of weed
Might not work for everyone. Any time I try to smoke weed to dull a headache it just intensifies the pain and makes it last longer.

Neat
Ignore this faggot, anything that isn't anime reaction images is good.

what do i search on the boorus to look for porn of that moth?

>That's enough to pass out if not get alcohol poisoning.
Wait, seriously? But I didn't feel anything but a dizzy and even at the end there my anxiety was through the roof like usual, how unfair.

same.

To be fair, Mario was originally a carpenter back in Donkey Kong. I'd wager this artist dude is just old as fuck.

Got an exploitable of this?

SCP's answer to candle jack, their bastardization of a once classic m

From what I can gather
>SCP attacks anything that presents a verbal or written form of language
>doesn't care for pictographs or gestures, though
>also noclips just because

>no part 2

Something's gotta be funky with your numbers. According to wolfram that should get you to around 1% blood alcohol. Lethal dosis is around 4%, so you had to be reaaaally fucked up at that point.

join the 40%

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It's actually one of the fairly imaginative SCPs. The idea is that it's a being that is attracted to any word-based information about itself, and will grab anyone who shares information about it using words. However, pictograms fool it, so its containment procedures are documented in image format, to prevent anyone from

tbf that's not entirely true. I am massively narcissistic. I just want to fuck myself. I don't want to be a girl, I just want a female version of myself to dick. The other way around works too, I don't mind being the female but in this instance it is merely a means to an end. Too bad the closest I'll get is creating RP situations in my head based off of games and yanking it to them.

Well, I wouldn't say it's entirely accurate since I wasn't exactly counting, but it's not far off. It's possible that it was something like 8 shots, 2 shots with coke and almost 2 six packs, but it was definitely close to what I said.

I'm guessing drawing it out over the course of a 2-4 hours lessens the effects? I don't really know though.

Drink 1:1 8 ounces of water per drink. You'll probably piss yourself at some point but you'll feel like a million bucks when you wake up

Based Chrom poster

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>no, that's gin
>tfw hated every beer I've ever tried but enjoy gin and once in awhile a cider
absinthe was only okay but I don't know where to go to not get the czech shit

I do like the taste of beer. I just don't like the taste of American beer or the fart-liquid that microbreweries come up with.

Intriguing perspective friend.

Thanks for the chuckle pal

So I actually work in the alcohol business so I can go down a pretty big rabbit hole. But I'm gonna try and keep this as noob friendly as possible. Let's separate it into 2 main things. Fermented and distilled alcohol. What you first gotta understand is ABV or proof. All it means is the percentage of alcohol (proof is an old Brit way of measuring based on gunpowder, but it's essentially just double abv). So think if abv as a fraction out of 100. So if you drink everclear at 95 abv. That's almost pure alcohol. A shitty light beer will be about 4 abv. But the ever clear will have that burn you associate with alcohol while the light beer you'll taste nothing (mostly). That's why a full glass if beer and a shot of whiskey get you roughly the same amount of drunk. It's just an overtime how much of a drink you have before your body can deal with it.

So fermented will be from 2 to as high as 16 maybe more (there's some cool exceptions that go as high as 60 I've seen).
-beer is essentially bread if you made it a drink. There's a huge variety just like the difference in rye, pumpernickel, wheat bread, etc. But at the end you'll get some sort of a "yeast" taste. There's really too much varitey to summarize it right here. But try a Guinness, a Coors light, and some sorta craft beer popular in your area. That will give you an idea of the range.

-wine is from grapes. But not like the grapes you're used to. Again there's a huge variety of types but let's say you've got a combination of sweet or dry. Dry tends to leave a mouth watering feeling while sweet is. Well. Sweet. White wines are refreshing and tend towards sweet.

Drinking just makes me tired and I can't even enjoy the buzz. Some drinks are nice tasting but it doesn't work as a social lubricant for me because I want to go home and sleep

>2013
Oh fuck, where do the years go?

The last one seems pretty sweet actually

Will he ever learn to draw a jaw in 3/4?

I think so, well I was thinking the same thing as you so it seems likely.

Terrifying.

amazing, though the finale is not good enough

I think this is probably it. If "building" was italicized it would seal the deal, but I can't think of a better explanation

Mario and Luigi are professional wall demolishers

Why the fuck did blowing it fix it everytime then? Brainlets that don't even know how to blow without spitting deserve to lose their games.

Who started the shad is bad meme? A jealous and failed vee artist?

Distilled are hard stuff. You'll taste more of a burn. You can mix it or sip it but don't try to drink it like you would water. It's powerful. And usually you have to grow to like the taste.

Rum is from sugarcane and will be sweeter.
Whiskey is my favorite. It's made from grains like beer and I feel like has the most complex flavors.
Brandy is like wine but distilled. You probably won't find any good stuff in America though. If your in the franco-world though you can get some great shit
Tequilla and Mezcal is from agave and will have that flavor. A very specific kind of sweetness. But to be honest most people haven't actually had good tequila you can sip neat so usually they will shoot it with salt and lime to kill flavor.
Vodka is a neutral spirit. Basically it's been filtered so much it has no flavor aside from the slight tinge of alcohol. If it's bad it'll taste like a burning rubber. If it's good it'll taste like nothing
Gin is sorta like vodka in that it starts off rasteless. But then the maker adds other stuff. The big thing is juniper. It's a kinda pine needles taste. Each gin has it's own herbs it'll add to make it unique but that "Christmas tree" flavor in s the standard.
There's also "liquors" and "cordials" which are basically flavored liquor only for cocktails.

>reported this 3 hours ago
>it's still up
Epic. Simply epic.

It's pretty cool we have lizards in our brains that know what we want.

The joke is that Trump is really King Koopa from Super Mario Bros movie, so Mario made up an excuse why he doesn't want to help him build a wall. Luigi Mario was just there for emotional support, he didn't go inside.

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Get back to working on your kiwi shooter loli, shad.

Makes it funnier, honestly.

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most likely redditors and diives/akairiot fans lmao

>dont play the game is a choice
Its trash, I know it, user knows and you know it too

Good and interesting information to know. Being an Ausfag I'm aware there'll be some cultural differences I would imagine though, in particular regarding how popular different types are.
So far I've mostly just been having a cider or two every now and then, but I'm curious because there seems to be so much more on offer.

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Sure there is, someone like you with no talent thinking your opinion matters.

>Nier 1

>no continuation
Goddammit tarakanovich there's not enough good futa/female work out there you can't just leave us hanging

No wonder he's in a wheelchair

Why doed everyone look ugly and tumblrish?

>chose to play a game about killing his fellow man
>for fun
>doesn't see how this is at least a little fucked up

The non lethal route was not to play

God fucking dammit.

She sounds like Che Guevara
>To send men to the firing squad, judicial proof is unnecessary. These procedures are an archaic bourgeois detail.

There's totally a big cider difference in the US and UK. I can't speak for Australia. But that's where the teenage girl comments come in. In the us cider is stereotypically drank by highschool girls who want a sweeter alternative to beer but don't have money for wine. UK it's for Cornwall hillbillies who do it like Americans do moonshine.

Personally I think cider and Mead don't get the live they should. But they'll be sweeter still than most beer. I'd recommend wine as a next step.

I honestly used to think this way until I drank something that wasn't Natural or Bud Light. Craft and German beer are some good shit

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cute

I love old timey complaining. Truly, we have always had shitty webcomics, just in paper form

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Are there comics like these for other scp’s?

Tell him nigger.

That face and that wig combination is literally more terrifying than 99% of things you could find in a horror movie.

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Is that thing even a human?

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I think this is supposed to upset me, but it's just funny to me.

Metadata gets scrubbed from Yea Forums posts. Unless Hiro fucked that up and now it doesn't.

Not sure if this will be much help. I decided to try and get drunk for the first time a few months ago, just bought some cheap generibrand wine from a local supermarket. I filled a solo cup halfway and tried to drink it. It tasted like ass, so I filled the rest of the cup with Mountain Dew and just chugged it to get it over with. Like 10 minutes later I decided to try the other bottle and repeated the process, so I had about a full cup of wine and a cup of soda in me. It set in over the course of 15 or 20 minutes. I think I just had a buzz, everything felt kinda fuzzy but I was lucid enough to recognize that I was acting like a goofy fuck and laughing at stuff that wasn't funny. I got a stomach ache and decided to eat some crackers, and ended up pissing what must've been 10 times within the hour. I was still sober enough to get it in the toilet, at least.

>not wanting to dress in girly clothes, do makeup, wear wigs, and get desperate incels to give you money
Like no seriously even if you're a little bit chubby and you know how to contour and apply makeup you'll get at least a small group of people that want to fuck you. Half the time when I don't feel like shaving my face I just wear one of those meme medical masks too, and it covers it almost perfectly. It's absolutely hilarious that they think they're getting feet/thigh pics from a sexy trap when in reality they're jerking it to a hairy man. Only issue is you gotta keep them entertained often. Thanks for the free money retards

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oh if only i could've played a non-lethal pacifist run in a game about war :(

who's the semen demon

>so I can deal better with reality
do drugs instead

This was one was pretty scary, but it actually doesnt kill you? Just being extremely creepy?

Excellent

Worried about them hamsters, m8

Imagine being at a party with this type of cunt. Willing to bet this is how most people that post here would approach this situation.

I got hair at the bottom of my feet
I ain't fooling anyone

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10/10 thread guys

i think about this comic at least twice a week

>what is shaving

I do it if the girl is cute, I like cute girls.

DELETE THIS

bottom left is objectively best

Can't argue with that desu

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>It paints a horrible work environment in a very positive light
no it doesn't

>not dating cute girls as a girl

>using skulls for the classification
Um, ACKTUALLY, the object class is about if and how actively the SCP tries to escape containment. 2521 isn't designated Keter because it's deadly, it possibly doesn't even kill its victims, the fact that it phases through the containment's walls is why it's designa

nice ass and feet

nigga u gay

brainlet

exact same case for me but i am able to be gay for myself and i also find women to be morally repugnant and even in fantasy i can't believe they'd do any cool protagonist shit, so i still play male.

I really like the Now's chalice of water

Unironically DUDE WEED LMAO.

That or fucking KILL yourself.

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Slightly jiggles around the connecting pins or something.

The bitterness of alcohol is just as much of an acquired taste as black coffee. It doesn't mean everyone is a retard pretending. I know it might be gay but man a lot of IPAs are pretty good.

>shaving the soles of your feet

What anime was this actually from? Or was it ever even from anything?

Anime-movie called Nazca.

How is it fucked up? What is this boomer logic?

If youre gonna be that much of a soiboi just have pabst or blue moon fucking fagget.

Shadman being awful predates either of those. Hell, I'm pretty sure it predates reddit (at least reddit being popular).

Announcing reports is a bannable offense.

Is this Grape-kun angel ultra instinct?

Its from the Onion

The funny part here is Italians werent twats that raised their flags on American soil telling us to fuck ourselves. They assimilated like gud bois who literally dindu nuffin.

Italians are my niggas.

Falsely reporting a reporting post is a bannable offense.

What kind of missing link are you that the soles of your feet have hair?

This graphic conveys nothing

>We overcame

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hmm
>I got hair at the bottom of my feet

DEMPSY ROLL

Get the fuck out of here Ratman, we don't take kindly to your types around here.

I feel like I just discovered the bible 2

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Domo, my nigga

I dont get it?

Hes a Democrat. They unironically believe this shit

It looks like a cardboard cutout wanted a 3d human face and got whatever skin it could murder in a night

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>Brandy is like wine but distilled. You probably won't find any good stuff in America though
How true this is. Best bottle I found on managers special imported from Moldova. Best shit! Wish I could remember the brand as I haven't ever found anything comparable.

And the cycle begins anew
Neat.

cringe

literally me
but im not, i just like wearing the clothes

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GNIHTON SI EREHT

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I have a large scar on my cheek that I got as an infant by scratching myself.
I often consider making up some bullshit about it.

FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Legit, I once dated a girl who played Skyrim as a male Khajiit. This girl asked me to help her with a quest and played with her character, it was naked. then I realized, she was a fucking furry lover, she loved every single kind of animal and had a furry fetish.

>Nothing to see here!

>Totally not possible that Dems are banking on the illegal immigrant vote!

This is exactly why we need a wall, strict voter id for every state, and investigations into voter fraud. But Democrats need to cheat to keep parity with Republicunts I guess.

The cause is that literally you lose tastebuds as you get older. This is the reason why kids are pickier to eat.

iktf, autogynephillia is a hell of a drug

Yes I play as a girl often in games. What are you fags going to do about it other than bitch and cry about other guys not being as insecure as you?

damn I have never seen a more accurate flowchart in my life.

I played FE: Conquest as a girl and getting married there was pretty hot. The other paths I was male.

You gonna stop me?

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>not using Tomorrow theme

holy kek

I'll never get over how she just looks at the guy's three and a half foot long penis and casually says, "wow, you're big!"

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It exists. It's a pretty unfunny comic about some dinosaurs with an awfully long setup and the joke is that the t rex has short arms.

that's some momo looking shit

Must be that Pale Lady from the creepypasta stuff after losing some weight.

I did in GW2

is this a sneed reference

god i wish that was me
explain futher how to get into this job

>somewhere along the way he just loses her shorts
More like modded Really Old Scroll VI.

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I just feel bad. After putting on a wig and caking yourself in makeup you just want to believe everything is going to be okay. To admit you don't pass and will never pass resigns you to a life of futile compromise. It's a terrifying prospect and it's no wonder trans people try to avoid confronting that existential dread.

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It used to refer to his atrocious shit fetishes as they appeared. Along the way it just kind of turned into "anything shad does because funny mouse posting."

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autism