>You can have Ike be your big sister
or
>Dante be your auntie
Choose wisely.
Whichever you choose, you're still going to get shit for it
You can have Ike be your big sister
Elijah Watson
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Dominic Phillips
I don't play shitty waifu pandering games so give me Dante
Daniel Watson
Auntie Dante obviously
Cameron Anderson
Your loss, compadre
Samuel Bennett
Does Dante being my auntie make me part demon?
Michael Cooper
Neither, I would rather have Vergil be my mommy
Robert Brooks
dante if it means i get cool abilities
James Long
You would be Nero, yes
Ethan Hernandez
Love how you're too much of a pussy to start a legit Ike thread because people will call you a braindead unga bunga. Dat insecurity yummy
Brandon Ross
Dante for sure. A crazy aunt with guns and swords, who loves fun and pizza. Even without incest implications, she just sounds like a cool aunt.
I love Ike and FE, and would definitely fuck girl Ike. But no one in their right mind wouldn't choose to ride on the back of Dauntie's motorcycle.
Jack Myers
Why not both?
Easton Peterson
Would I rather have:
>An autist that dresses like a slut that probably smells like AXE with unhealthy eating compulsions that will leave me behind with my absent parent
or
>Caring big brother (female) that is just right in the TnA department with a lot of beef to spare me from fighting
Gee, I dunno
Aiden Campbell
Ike, sorry Dauntie but I like big meaty girls
And because my former stepsister kinda made me develop a sister fetish
Noah Reyes
>ride on the back of Dauntie's motorcycle
Holy shit this.
Ian Kelly
D-d-dauntie!
Nathan Miller
All vidya men should be cute girls
At least one of you got triggered just now
Nicholas Gomez
If for strictly familiar reasons, Dante
If for actual fucking minus this pretentious incestous context, Ike
Ethan Thomas
much rather have vergil as my daddy, desu senpai
Jose Jackson
Ike, because I like the artist more
Lincoln Miller
>pretentious
What do you mean by this? I think one of us is using the word wrong, and I'm inclined to believe it's you.
Luis Perry
Nah, you're not wrong
Liam Cruz
D
A U N T I E
N
T
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Jayden Davis
Ike as mommy is the patrician choice
Jack Morgan
>You would rather have a muscle woman be your mommy than this CUHRAYZE bitch being your auntie
What is wrong with you?
Levi Rivera
Shit taste
She wouldnt give 2 shits about you anyways
Thomas Lewis
Dante doesn't understand sex so I choose Ike.
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Josiah Roberts
But then I could have V as my goth mom as well, to read me bedtime stories and get all the pets from the petshop
Dominic Ortiz
>Ike
>understands sex
I don't think you've played either of the Tellius games. Begone.
Grayson Cook
You want Jotaro as your mom?
Oliver Myers
Nah, you would be too busy being 1/1,000,000th or so of an apple thanks to her.
Ethan Wilson
Priam exists.
Brayden Brown
A Priam is fine too
Bentley Bailey
Terry as mommy
Rock as sister
Jaxon Gray
IS THAT..
Carter Campbell
Puto el que lo lea
Jaxon Wood
..A NIPPLE!
Ryan Robinson
OKAY
Isaiah Ross
I want to hold hands with femRock
Jordan Edwards
OH FUCK!
I POSTED THE UNCENSORED VERSION!
Luis Allen
You did good
Don't worry about it
Angel Perez
sucke
Landon Hughes
I think...
Charles Foster
Auntie Dante no doubt
Juan Gray
Aunt Dante
Because I am not giving up the eldest child status.
also if Dante is as old as my actual aunt, I might have a chance to fuck
Camden Wilson
delicious puff
Gavin Thomas
Just beat Urizen in the first run and then have something to treat her, happy ending
Lucas King
>Emoji
Cringe.
Jaxon Morris
Ike oneesan please.
Easton Martinez
>Would I rather have a shitty character or a great character?
Connor Diaz
pls giv short haired big tiddie tomboy gf
Benjamin Hall
I want to grope those love handles and ruffle her hair
Jaxson Lopez
Would you buy a strawberry sundae at the McDonald's drive-thru knowing that your aunt will most likely ask for a bite and then proceed to eat the entire thing?
Asher Rogers
I don’t mind.
Juan Thompson
go back
Dylan Gutierrez
John Butler
can I have bayo as my mommy and gf?
Jacob Cox
>Picking a girl over making a guy into a girl
GAY
Jaxson Campbell
I like auntie dante and big sis ike but fuck it man I want mommy bayo
Jason Richardson
she's your daddy now.
Isaac Campbell
oh yes daddy